>>17954278Because asshat, return is for pussies.
Power up Punch till +4
Drain Punch to reheal
EQ for bulky poisons and steels
Crunch for ghosts and psychics.
With EQ as coverage you can 1hko Aegislash in Defense mode.
You can also 1hko Heatran, Genesect, Excadrill, T-Tar, Ferrothorn, Bisharp, Rotoms, and Klefki.
With Crunch you take care of any psychic like Deoxys-D, and rotoms, gengar, and Trevenant.
Without Power Up Punch you'll lack the damage necessary to efficiently shit on the other team, and without Drain Punch you get your shit kicked out of you.
What benefit does Return have asides from doing 150 BP, and 75?
Nothing.
One will-o-wisp takes down a non-PuP+DrPunch Megamom.
And when that happens, you'd be regretting running lolreturn over the aformentioned set.
Sucker Punch is also good, since it allows you to move faster than some pokes, but again, it's highly situational.
Crunch is more reliable, and on a
PuP Drain EQ set, it's the most reliable dark type.
