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Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2014 02:05:34 No.17948894 View View Reply Original Report

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My torchic got into the cupboard today. Wouldn't have really cared, but I just bought 3 boxes of popcorn and the kitchen looks like a blizzard went through it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2014 02:07:58 No.17948954 Report

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Sounds like a gay-ass thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2014 02:09:23 No.17948989 Report

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If this goes properly, it'll be chemotherapy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2014 02:11:43 No.17949034 Report

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>>17948894
>blizzard
>not whirlwind
you fucked up.

gayass.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2014 02:14:14 No.17949096 Report

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>tfw just used Hypno to rape another pretty girl again
>tfw this is becoming a nightly thing now

Is this the truest of victimless crimes? They never remember afterwards and I just tell them they were stuck in traffic or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2014 02:15:43 No.17949129 Report

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>>17948954
>>17949034
I know that theory was stupid, but I never intended for this.

Seth

Seth Mon 10 Feb 2014 02:23:28 No.17949286 Report

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FINALLY!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2014 02:23:41 No.17949290 Report

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Just forced my Gothorita to blow me.

Seth

Seth Mon 10 Feb 2014 02:30:46 No.17949398 Report

Quoted By: >>17949598

I-i-it really ha-has been f-f-fun...
BEATING EVERYBODY!
Got ALL 36 BADGES!!!

Junito 2879 - 0732 - 0305 (Pumpkaboo/Shuppet/Spiritomb)

Junito 2879 - 0732 - 0305 (Pumpkaboo/Shuppet/Spiritomb) Mon 10 Feb 2014 02:35:52 No.17949488 Report

Quoted By: >>17950111

>These threads used to be fun
>we can't have them anymore because they just become Pokephilia threads

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2014 02:37:54 No.17949539 Report

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>>17948894
Guys I'm in trouble my Pokemon keep killing Indian Elephants, I'm being arrested for illegal poaching.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2014 02:40:17 No.17949598 Report

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>>17949398
What the fuck is this guys problem

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2014 02:41:16 No.17949631 Report

Quoted By: >>17950111 >>17950168 >>17950218

i had an amazing day today with my Joltiks in the park!, they were tiny running yellow flashes going everywhere.
I love Joltiks and i'm very glad i got 3 of them.

Seth

Seth Mon 10 Feb 2014 02:42:05 No.17949650 Report

Quoted By: >>17949730

>>17949598
T-took the gym c-challenge..
Beat 'em all.
No problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2014 02:45:08 No.17949722 Report

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Can Monferno and Infernape "turn off" the flames on their bodies the way Chimchar can? My Chimchar seems to want to evolve, but he can put out his tail flame at will and I really don't want a giant flaming monkey anywhere in my apartment if it can't do the same.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2014 02:45:34 No.17949730 Report

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>>17949650
You can stutter in text, it just makes you out to be a sperg.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2014 02:45:38 No.17949734 Report

Quoted By: >>17950141

>Need to learn how to dance for the upcoming ball
>Hire a professional dancer
>Turns out there was some hidden text and the professional dancer is actually a Pokemon while the person behind the scheme is it's trainer
>Pokemon is Lilligant
>ShouldBeAlright.Jpg
>Only knows teeter dance.

I'm so confused.
Can I even learn how to dance from this?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2014 02:47:19 No.17949779 Report

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>>17948894
At least yours was just a Torchic. My Houndour's sick and keeps coughing Embers all over the living room. I have to keep him outside until the potion kicks in. Try explaining to the wife why her precious puppy isn't allowed in the house anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2014 02:48:46 No.17949814 Report

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WHAT THE FUCK GUYS I JUST WOKE UP FROM A GODDAMN NAP AND I'M A FUCKING KADABRA JESUS HELP

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2014 02:53:02 No.17949908 Report

Quoted By: >>17950060 >>17950101

Hey, all... I went to the supermarket today and got some Pignite chops to make for dinner. I got home and took it out and it smelled totally rancid, so I tossed it and ordered Combusken wings. An hour later, I walked into the kitchen and saw that my Purrloin had gotten into the trash and ate the raw, rotten Pignite meat. Should I call a vet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2014 02:53:47 No.17949922 Report

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>>17949779
Try having a Grass-type. Whenever my Bulbasaur sneezes he shoots out clouds of spores that get all over the furniture. Imagine trying to relax in your favorite chair and suddenly realizing that your whole body's going numb from fucking Stun Spore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2014 02:58:49 No.17950060 Report

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>>17949908
I think your Purrloin should be fine, they're very resilient creatures and are common to urban areas anyway, they're built to survive off less-than-stellar food.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2014 03:00:35 No.17950101 Report

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>>17949908
I don't know, Purrloin are carnivores so it should be fine to an extent (you couldn't possibly eat rotten Pignite and expect to be fine), but I'd take it just in case.

>>17949922
Jesus. Makes me think keeping three Burn Heals on me at all times isn't all that bad. At least having Sleep Powder at your disposal is kind of nice, right? I might be able to sleep more than an hour tonight with the Houndour out of the house.

Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE

Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Mon 10 Feb 2014 03:00:58 No.17950111 Report

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>>17949631
How do you even keep track of those? They're so tiny.

>>17949488
I blame everyone and their Gardevoir waifus.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2014 03:02:09 No.17950141 Report

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>>17949734
>I'm so confused.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2014 03:03:13 No.17950168 Report

Quoted By: >>17950237

>>17949631

I wish I knew someone like you. I had a whole bunch in my apartment and couldn't get rid of them. Eventually had to call an exterminator. I don't know how many he found, but it looked like a pretty large trash bag he was throwing in his truck.

Kerser 0559-6837-4885 Grumpig, Sigilyph, Xatu

Kerser 0559-6837-4885 Grumpig, Sigilyph, Xatu Mon 10 Feb 2014 03:03:17 No.17950170 Report

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yeah my dad got crushed by a snorlax when i was a kid
the only thing that keeps me going is the thought of bunearys tight ass
who else fucks their pokemon on a regular basis?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2014 03:04:27 No.17950200 Report

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For the third time, we do NOT sell any stolen goods at Ruby Silvergold's Pawn. Why ya lookin at my Sableye like that? You think my jewelry's hot because I gotta Sableye? That's discrimination- get the fuck out of my shop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2014 03:05:18 No.17950218 Report

Quoted By: >>17950238

>>17949631
sometimes after we come home from a walk, my electabuzz will have joltik clinging to his fur. they itch him like crazy and i have to pick each one of them off by hand. any suggestions to repel them more easily?

THE ALMIGHTY PENISMON !0gHjoNa/tU

THE ALMIGHTY PENISMON !0gHjoNa/tU Mon 10 Feb 2014 03:05:24 No.17950220 Report

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Just jizzed all over President Obama, I think he's comatose, what do?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2014 03:05:28 No.17950221 Report

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help

I was little chinese boy

now I am Kadabra

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2014 03:05:51 No.17950232 Report

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Guys, is is normal for Reuniclus to not float when he's asleep. I mean when he's awake he's normal but when he goes to sleep he just has his parts float on gel that is now a blob on the floor? I'm worried that it might be bad.

Mr. Stone

Mr. Stone Mon 10 Feb 2014 03:06:03 No.17950234 Report

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PROTIP: Don't use your Metagross for blow jobs. They do not have a respiratory system and thus cannot expulse air.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2014 03:06:10 No.17950237 Report

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>>17950168
What do they even do with Joltik infestations, anyway? Grab them up and relocate them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2014 03:06:10 No.17950238 Report

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>>17950218
They make special shampoos for that. Kills them on contact.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2014 03:06:22 No.17950242 Report

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>>17949814
You think YOU have problems?! I woke up as a Goodra! I keep ripping keys off of the damn keyboard with this fucking slime! I have a bunch of drooling neckbeards trying to get inside the house!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2014 03:06:32 No.17950247 Report

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Today, a fucking blizzard happened again. Fuck all the Abomasnow, poaching them should not be illegal. I have no fucking idea why it's illegal to capture native pokemon now. Fucking corporations have to catch them for us and then make us pay for balls, pokemon and then upkeep to keep the damn things alive. When my dad was my age, he could catch all the pokemon he wanted, and just leave them in their fucking pokeballs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2014 03:06:54 No.17950254 Report

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Guys.

I have two kids and they are hyper as fuck.
I was wondering though. Would it be wrong to have my swirlix use draining kiss on them to get rid of that excess energy?

I mean I've read that draining kiss just drains energy and doesn't actually do damage but I want a second opinion.

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