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Things That Rustle Your Autism

Anonymous Thu 13 Feb 2014 20:07:46 No.18012890 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>18012998 >>18013075 >>18014387 >>18016623 >>18016800 >>18020372 >>18021832 >>18023719 >>18025792

What determines if a Pokemon has a gender or not? Why do some rock creatures have genders but others don't? Why are starfish genderless but not jellyfish? Why are some legendaries gendered but not others? Why is a snowflake genderless but not an icicle/ice cream cone?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Feb 2014 20:14:29 No.18012966 Report

Quoted By: >>18012976 >>18012977

So what does "autism" mean in this thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Feb 2014 20:15:52 No.18012976 Report

Quoted By: >>18024990

>>18012966

Same thing that 'hipster' and 'emo' meant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Feb 2014 20:15:56 No.18012977 Report

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>>18012966
The inherit need for patterns and reasoning behind certain design decisions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Feb 2014 20:17:54 No.18012998 Report

Quoted By: >>18013075

>>18012890
Hidden vagina or penis

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Feb 2014 20:24:39 No.18013075 Report

Quoted By: >>18013161 >>18025610

>>18012998
pokemon dont have genitals

>>18012890
They are genderless if they cant lay eggs and reproduce a-poweroffrienship-lly

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Feb 2014 20:26:56 No.18013116 Report

Quoted By: >>18013141 >>18013154 >>18016570

This isn't baby-type. Let that sink in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Feb 2014 20:28:32 No.18013141 Report

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>>18013116
Its more mature than it looks, its a psychic type after all

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Feb 2014 20:29:11 No.18013154 Report

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>>18013116
That always bugged the shit out of me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Feb 2014 20:29:38 No.18013161 Report

Quoted By: >>18013174 >>18013175

>>18013075
>pokemon dont have genitals

then how babby is formed

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Feb 2014 20:30:28 No.18013174 Report

Quoted By: >>18022417 >>18025610

>>18013161
We don't know how it got there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Feb 2014 20:30:29 No.18013175 Report

Quoted By: >>18024697 >>18025610

>>18013161
Power of friendship

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Feb 2014 21:39:54 No.18014387 Report

Quoted By: >>18016537 >>18023735 >>18025682

>>18012890
Some of the egg groups really bug me

-Salamence and Hydreigon aren't in Monster
-Tirtouga and Archeops being in Water 3 (aquatic invertebrates)
-Crustle is in Mineral but rock/metal/ice-skinned things like Rhydon, Tyranitar, Aggron, and Avalugg aren't, nor are other rock-dwellers like Shuckle and Barbaracle
-Sigilyph isn't considered Amorphous or Mineral despite being some weird thing
-Goodra isn't in Water 1, Water 3, or Amorphous
-Flygon and Noivern aren't in the Dragon egg group

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Feb 2014 21:41:29 No.18014420 Report

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Salamence is such a dumb looking pokemon it makes me wonder if the Japs are trying to tell us that European-style dragons are stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Feb 2014 21:43:02 No.18014458 Report

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Sceptile and Serperior can't breed together.

That's fucking bullshit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Feb 2014 21:46:55 No.18014544 Report

Quoted By: >>18014613

>Magnemite have no gender but Honedge do

They're both metal inanimate objects.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Feb 2014 21:49:59 No.18014613 Report

Quoted By: >>18023747

>>18014544
Honedge is possesed by the soul of human.If the human was male, then the Honedge will be male, and likewise for females.

This is completely made up bullshit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Feb 2014 23:03:38 No.18015839 Report

Quoted By: >>18015879 >>18021910

feminine pokemon that can be/are mostly male

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Feb 2014 23:05:47 No.18015879 Report

Quoted By: >>18016564

>>18015839
Oh look, another Waifu fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Feb 2014 23:41:25 No.18016537 Report

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>>18014387
>Flygon and Noivern aren't in the Dragon egg group
>Dragon Types
>aren't in the dragon egg group
Oh wow, this made me giggle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Feb 2014 23:42:39 No.18016564 Report

Quoted By: >>18029917

>>18015879
>doesn't know what "waifu" means
That's a pokephilic you dumb faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Feb 2014 23:42:48 No.18016570 Report

Quoted By: >>18023938

>>18013116
it's one of the worst Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Feb 2014 23:45:19 No.18016623 Report

Quoted By: >>18022450 >>18023755 >>18025138 >>18025147

>>18012890
What rustles my autism?

Baby Pokemon that require an item to breed.
How the fucking hell do they breed in the wild? Is there just tons of incense lying around that nobody notices? Are they birth defect mons caused by the mom snorting incense during pregnancy? What the hell is the explanation for this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Feb 2014 23:54:41 No.18016800 Report

Quoted By: >>18017123

>>18012890
What really rustles my autism is Gamefreak's autistic need for "muh consistancy" with their games (new items/ways for old pokemon to evolve) but they fuck shit up like the fact that piloswine could learn ancient power in gen 2. I wish they'd just add new stuff in and create a new canon (as far as evolution) for new gens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 00:09:51 No.18017099 Report

Quoted By: >>18023755

We adults all know its pokemon that do or don't have genitalia. I'd assume Staryu is either a hermaphrodite or it clones itself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 00:11:19 No.18017123 Report

Quoted By: >>18022450

>>18016800
we could use an actual reboot (no, gen 5 wasnt really a reboot) to sort all that shit

Tommy 0662-4390-0749 [Woobat,Doduo,Hawlucha]

Tommy 0662-4390-0749 [Woobat,Doduo,Hawlucha] Fri 14 Feb 2014 00:13:52 No.18017169 Report

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3 gens of fire/fight starter's
GitGud GF

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 00:20:58 No.18017298 Report

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>Samurott isn't bipedal Water/Fighting

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 03:15:46 No.18020372 Report

Quoted By: >>18021639 >>18022380 >>18024709 >>18024792

>>18012890
When GF fucks with sets/counterparts

>Scyther gets an evolution but not Pinsir
>Electabuzz and Magmar get evos but not Jynx
>Dusclops gets an evo but not Banette
>Charizard is the only gen 1 starter with 2 megas
>Gengar and Alakazam get megas but not Golem or Machamp
>Blaziken is the only gen 3 starter with a mega
>Mawile gets a mega but not Sableye
>Tyranitar and Garchomp are the only pseudos with megas
To make matters worse they were already the 2 best pseudos in Gen 5 along with Dragonite
>Gardevoir gets a mega but not Gallade

0490-5952-3924 Paras Volbeat Vivillon

0490-5952-3924 Paras Volbeat Vivillon Fri 14 Feb 2014 03:17:11 No.18020390 Report

Quoted By: >>18020445 >>18023767 >>18024597 >>18024662 >>18025781

I just don't like when mons have strong male features but can be female.

The whole Mr.Mime thing bothers me too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 03:20:27 No.18020445 Report

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>>18020390
A lot of real life animals have females being the larger, tougher sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 04:35:27 No.18021639 Report

Quoted By:

>>18020372
This
Oh my fucking god

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 04:50:50 No.18021832 Report

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>>18012890
Gender doesn't refer to that, it is used in languages like French or German, the replacement for "the" used in front of words. Pen, for example, might be a masculine word and use a different "the" than maybe fish or chair.

The word you are looking for is sex.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 04:55:25 No.18021910 Report

Quoted By: >>18021980 >>18022110

>>18015839
>being a genderfag
>being a waifufag
>being a pokephile
>applying human views on masculinity/femininity to fictional animals, plants, and objects

Kill yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 04:59:33 No.18021980 Report

Quoted By: >>18022234

>>18021910
Normalfag pls go

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 05:08:37 No.18022110 Report

Quoted By: >>18022234

>>18021910
>posts a pokemon flashing its tits everywhere
>implying you're not the sick perverted fuck

Leo 3454-1782-8784 (tangela maractus petilil)

Leo 3454-1782-8784 (tangela maractus petilil) Fri 14 Feb 2014 05:15:44 No.18022219 Report

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Shedinja can not eat, but magnemite and aegishlash can.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 05:16:19 No.18022234 Report

Quoted By: >>18022304

>>18022110
>implying they're tits and not lights
>being this blinded by anthro tits. now imagining everything that is a circle is tits
>being this retarded
>being this stupid
>being in full denial
>implying I'm a sick fuck like you
>>18021980
>being furry

Kill yourself, faggots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 05:20:32 No.18022304 Report

Quoted By: >>18022348

>>18022234
>implying they aren't tits
>posting pumkbaoo, pre evo of ghost waifu that can give handjobs with its long hair and get facefacked while trying to act like you're not sick and really normal

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 05:23:02 No.18022348 Report

Quoted By: >>18022405

>>18022304
>cherrypicking this hard
>further implying they're tits
>being a sick fuck
>thinking of something that a normal person wouldn't dare to think of

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 05:24:34 No.18022380 Report

Quoted By:

>>18020372
>>Electabuzz and Magmar get evos but not Jynx
>>Dusclops gets an evo but not Banette
>>Mawile gets a mega but not Sableye

I wasn't aware these guys were related. I thought Jynx was in a pair with Mr. Mime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 05:26:27 No.18022405 Report

Quoted By: >>18022424

>>18022348
>implying any normal person cant see clearly feminine features
>implying it isn't obvious waifubait
>implying youre not just in denial about your lust cause of god morals

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 05:28:14 No.18022417 Report

Quoted By: >>18025610

>>18013174
>>18013174
THIS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 05:28:27 No.18022424 Report

Quoted By: >>18022486 >>18022531

>>18022405
>being delusional
>implying I said any of that
>implying I don't know that it's obvious waifubait
>implying I don't see things being feminine
>wanting to fuck a female goodra
>still trying to defend his pokephilia furfag pride
>being in denial... still

▲̷̨̫̺̙͠͠- !ZEN/cgElFM

▲̷̨̫̺̙͠͠- !ZEN/cgElFM Fri 14 Feb 2014 05:30:54 No.18022450 Report

Quoted By: >>18023780 >>18025138

>>18016623
Until gen 4 came around and ruined things, it made perfect sense that they just didn't exist in the wild and the incense somehow influenced the conception.

Except Wynaut, but that was because Mirage Island was mysterious.

>>18017123
Holy fuck yes. Accurate Slowpoke evolution when.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 05:33:33 No.18022486 Report

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>>18022424
>delusional
>implying he wants to have sex with a female goodra

This is fucking bait.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 05:35:02 No.18022506 Report

Quoted By: >>18022544 >>18023107

So I'm not understanding why it's not okay to prefer a pokemon be a certain gender?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 05:37:12 No.18022531 Report

Quoted By: >>18022568

>>18022424
>admitting your a sick fuck by saying you know its waifubait while saying "normal" people cant see waifubait earlier
>implying I like Goodra
>projecting
>not hating hypocrites and liars like you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 05:38:14 No.18022544 Report

Quoted By: >>18022563

>>18022506
>being this new

It's fine. Just as long as you don't go around stating it's better in that gender canonically.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 05:39:58 No.18022563 Report

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>>18022544

Uh okay.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 05:40:11 No.18022568 Report

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>>18022531
>biting obvious bait
>replying

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 06:20:21 No.18023107 Report

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>>18022506
I prefer gender if I have a nickname in mind that would only make sense on a female or male. I wanted a good male Malamar because I wanted to name it "Fresh Prince" But I couldn't get a good male so I just named a female "Hentai"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 07:08:31 No.18023719 Report

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>>18012890
Here's a bigger question: why did a genderless snowflake get the ability to learn Attract yet a fire moth and its larvae that have genders can't along with a juvenile cicada and its fully-grown form (its discarded-but-now-living-shell doesn't count).

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 07:09:42 No.18023735 Report

Quoted By:

>>18014387
>Salamence and Hydreigon aren't in Monster

Wait... really?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 07:10:45 No.18023747 Report

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>>18014613
Does this theory also apply to Spiritomb?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 07:11:47 No.18023755 Report

Quoted By: >>18025147

>>18016623
Seriously, this. Why can't they just re-vamp it? It's not like they can't. Several Pokemon have had their types changed so why not this?

>>18017099
Let's not forget that in Gen II the Staryu line had Egg moves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 07:12:48 No.18023767 Report

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>>18020390
>The whole Mr.Mime thing bothers me too.

That's the U.S. GF's fault. It's JP name isn't gender-specific.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 07:14:06 No.18023780 Report

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>>18022450
>Until gen 4 came around and ruined things, it made perfect sense that they just didn't exist in the wild and the incense somehow influenced the conception.

The only way this could be rectified is if their evolved forms were carrying the items in the wild.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 07:28:49 No.18023935 Report

Quoted By: >>18023951 >>18024023 >>18024080

ITT: That one thing you believed to be true for the longest time.
I was sure Honchkrow was gen 2 until last week

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 07:28:58 No.18023938 Report

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>>18016570
no shit, it's first form.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 07:30:33 No.18023951 Report

Quoted By:

>>18023935
Wow kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 07:35:02 No.18023990 Report

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>the very existence of hitmontop and how out of place it feels with the other two hitmons

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 07:38:47 No.18024023 Report

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>>18023935
Thought Maril was from Gen III as a kid

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 07:43:04 No.18024064 Report

Quoted By: >>18024087

>Kangaskhan is born with a child
>STILL no pre-evolved form of Kangakhan to fix this
>Even if there was GF would do something stupid like require a hold item to get it, therefore adult Kangaskhan with babies could still hatch

fucking why
also

>Cubone's pokedex entries still refer to it's skull as belonging his dead mother
>this shit wasn't retconned the moment breeding was introduced
>Your Marowak's skull is intact when you pick it up from the daycare

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 07:44:29 No.18024080 Report

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>>18023935
I didn't realize Smearlge existed until like gen 4. I had 247 or so Pokemon in my Pokedex on Silver Version, and I guess he was one that I missed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 07:45:32 No.18024087 Report

Quoted By: >>18024341

>>18024064
>the ditto you left your Marowak with uses its transform powers to generate extra skulls for all the children

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 07:51:28 No.18024145 Report

Quoted By: >>18024203

Honedge and its evos having a gender is the single most rustling thing I have encountered in this game. Just, why.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 07:59:02 No.18024203 Report

Quoted By: >>18024238 >>18024642

>>18024145
I don't see that as a big deal. Banette has a gender, after all.

But why can certain mouthless Pokemon like Honedge eat in Pokemon-amie while others, like Pineco and Spewpa, can't?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 08:05:18 No.18024238 Report

Quoted By: >>18024276

>>18024203

Woah woah woah, what? They can't eat? I thought every Pokemon could eat. Poor Spewpa. ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 08:09:44 No.18024276 Report

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>>18024238
Yep, they don't even have a hunger stat. It makes it a pain to raise affection quickly. At least Spewpa gains the ability to ingest food after evolving.

Intro 4441-8641-3237 (Flying)

Intro 4441-8641-3237 (Flying) Fri 14 Feb 2014 08:16:43 No.18024339 Report

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I'm looking for a heracrossite, I offer any Y exclusive stones

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 08:17:21 No.18024341 Report

Quoted By: >>18024417 >>18025020

>>18024087
What if u breed it with 2 cubones?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 08:26:25 No.18024417 Report

Quoted By:

>>18024341
fuck you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 08:49:36 No.18024597 Report

Quoted By:

>>18020390
sexist

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 08:53:50 No.18024635 Report

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>Latios can't breed with Latias

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 08:54:23 No.18024642 Report

Quoted By: >>18024910

>>18024203
SPEWPA CAN'T EAT?!? Come on, GF, that makes no sense at all. Seriously, this is stupid and holy fuck do the consistency errors bug me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 08:56:44 No.18024656 Report

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Are Nidoqueen and Nidorina still unable to breed? If so, what the fuck is up with that? If it was originally a glitch why not fucking fix it after all these gens? For consistency? Fuck that, it's not like anyone's gonna go "a bloo bloo bloo muh nidoqueen latifah can make babbehs now poogermans is ruined forever a bloo bloo bloo bloo".

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 08:57:09 No.18024662 Report

Quoted By: >>18024705

>>18020390
>being this sexist
>being a genderfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 08:58:42 No.18024679 Report

Quoted By: >>18024729

>Heliolisk doesn't learn Solar Beam or Dazzling Gleam
>Gets Dark Pulse and Grass Knot
>It learns Rain Dance and Sandstorm
>Doesn't learn Sunny Day
>Learns Surf for some reason

What the fuck was GF doing when they gave this guy his movepool?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 09:00:11 No.18024697 Report

Quoted By:

>>18013175
Get out Tea Gardner

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 09:00:33 No.18024705 Report

Quoted By: >>18024723

>>18024662
>hurr durr sexist, muh feelings muh oppression
>>>/tumblr/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 09:01:09 No.18024709 Report

Quoted By: >>18024792

>>18020372
Scyther isn't Pinsir's counterpart, that title belongs to Heracross. Both are different kinds of beetles (stag beetle, japanese rhino beetle - commonly portrayed in the media as counterparts).

Jynx is separate from Electabuzz and Magmar, too.

The rest I agree.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 09:02:23 No.18024723 Report

Quoted By: >>18024753

>>18024705
>being a sexist
>hurr durr

>>>>/9gag/
>>>/b/
>>>/lgbt/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 09:02:47 No.18024729 Report

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>>18024679
The surf thing makes sense.
The rest is bullshit though. I guess the idea is that it directly relies on solar power, and can't do many things you would expect it to on its own? Hence the normal subtype. But even that is a huge stretch, given some of the other moves it does learn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 09:05:29 No.18024753 Report

Quoted By: >>18024760

>>18024723
>>>/srs/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 09:07:00 No.18024760 Report

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>>18024753
>srs
>not /s4s/

>>>>/tumblr/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 09:11:01 No.18024791 Report

Quoted By: >>18024807

>Magnemite and Magneton don't have levitate as an ability
I know they get Magnet Rise but they are RIGHT THERE OFF THE GROUND

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 09:11:02 No.18024792 Report

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>>18020372
You and I are of the exact same mind, anon. This irks me to no end.
>>18024709
You are retarded. Scyther and Pinsir had the exact same BST, were found in the same area, but the only difference was what version they appeared in.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 09:14:03 No.18024807 Report

Quoted By: >>18025004

>>18024791
This applies to so many Pokemon.
And yet, there are Pokemon like Flygon that would benefit so much by having something INSTEAD of levitate as an ability, and yet they're stuck with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 09:31:26 No.18024910 Report

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>>18024642
I'm pretty sure there are actual insects that spend such a short amount of time in one stage of life that they can't eat in that form. Lemme google this real quick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 09:33:11 No.18024923 Report

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>having two Pokemon with the same move on my team
>having two Pokemon with the same type on my team

That's about the only no-nos for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 09:44:42 No.18024979 Report

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The fact that several generations later, Nidoqueen still cannot breed - despite references from the in game pokedex about how it cares for/protects its young.

Another one is the Azurill and Marril gender ratio differences, causing 1/3 of female Azurill to evolve into male Marril. I actually think it's hilarious, personally - but It's clearly a mistake and I can see how it could possibly mess with someone's breeding project.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 09:46:10 No.18024985 Report

Quoted By: >>18025815

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 09:48:25 No.18024990 Report

Quoted By: >>18025792

>>18012976
nothing?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 09:52:38 No.18025004 Report

Quoted By: >>18025127 >>18025588

>>18024807
>Flygon will never have compound eyes because he's stuck with levitate
>No Dragon Rush and Stone Miss with perfect accuracy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 09:55:39 No.18025020 Report

Quoted By: >>18025030

>>18024341
>tfw mother Marowak secretly kills other Marowaks for their skulls

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 09:57:50 No.18025030 Report

Quoted By: >>18025052

>>18025020
>tfw your Marowak actually dies but the day-care couple replaces it with another one

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 09:59:44 No.18025052 Report

Quoted By:

>>18025030
I'd believe that if it weren't for the pokemon amie messages.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 10:07:16 No.18025089 Report

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What the fuck is going on in this thread jesus fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 10:12:12 No.18025127 Report

Quoted By: >>18025588

>>18025004

Why would Flygon get Compoundeyes?

Have a close look at its eyes. They have pupils. The red things are goggle things that protect its eyes from sand.

If anything, it'd get Tinted Lens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 10:14:01 No.18025138 Report

Quoted By:

>>18016623
>>18022450
gen IV didn't ruin anything, breeding was always fucked (LOL). the whole concept of egg groups is moronic, and baby pokemon are pointless because then you still have things like Ralts and Gothita being able to breed. this bullshit needs a serious revamp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 10:16:50 No.18025147 Report

Quoted By: >>18025582

>>18016623
>>18023755
How's it different than encountering wild Pokemon that can only evolve through being exposed to a stone? Or via trading?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 11:48:01 No.18025582 Report

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>>18025147
Evolutionary stones is logical enough in its own way, but you got me on trading.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 11:49:53 No.18025588 Report

Quoted By: >>18028863

>>18025127
>>18025004

Levitate is my biggest annoyance out of anything in Pokemon. Overused and slapped onto so many things that could have something better.

See: Ghastly line, Flygon line, Lati@s duo, etc

At least give them other options, Game Freak. Like Bronzong!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 11:54:42 No.18025610 Report

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>>18022417
>>18013174
>>18013175
>>18013075
Fuck you all, forcing headcanons.

Mew have uterus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 12:00:55 No.18025638 Report

Quoted By: >>18025682 >>18025703

>male Lopunny 50% of the time

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 12:14:16 No.18025682 Report

Quoted By: >>18025739

>>18014387
>-Flygon and Noivern aren't in the Dragon egg group
>-Goodra isn't in Water 1, Water 3, or Amorphous
This.
Also:
>gardevoir and GALADE is Amorphous, and not Human-shape
>Brelom, Granbull and Golduck aren't HS
>Cacnea is human-shape

>>18025638
In realife Crocs have 50% rate, and cows too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 12:21:01 No.18025703 Report

Quoted By: >>18025725

>>18025638
That's just because GF hates high female ratio

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 12:26:20 No.18025725 Report

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>>18025703
le jap misogyny

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 12:28:22 No.18025739 Report

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>>18025682
>gardevoir and GALADE is Amorphous, and not Human-shape

god this shit, what the hell is going on here?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 12:35:45 No.18025781 Report

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>>18020390
Eh. you're thinking too much. Animals don't always look "feminine" or "masculine" in the way we think they should.

Mr. Mime was also a translation error.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 12:38:22 No.18025792 Report

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>>18024990
"Fuck you", that's what they all meant.
>>18012890
>Game Freak designers.
>see above
>see above above
>See above above above
>you get the idea

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 12:42:57 No.18025815 Report

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>>18024985
I like to pretend that mess of a movie never happened.

Seriously, they couldn't have made them Nidorans?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 12:48:49 No.18025850 Report

Quoted By: >>18025871 >>18025892

>gothitelle 50% female
>based off a female-centric fashion movement

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 12:52:19 No.18025871 Report

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>>18025850
>he doesn't know about dem Japanese traps culture

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 12:56:20 No.18025887 Report

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>>18025871
we already have gardevoir for that

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 12:57:18 No.18025892 Report

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>>18025850
Gothita line has a 75% female to male gender ratio.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 17:02:04 No.18027914 Report

Quoted By: >>18027944

Gender is just a social construct. So genderless mons are simply creatures that have advanced beyond such simplistic, binary views.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 17:05:09 No.18027944 Report

Quoted By: >>18027995

>>18027914
Tell that to my penis, faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 17:09:10 No.18027995 Report

Quoted By: >>18028025 >>18028955 >>18030818

>>18027944
Most genderless pokemon are rocks and pieces of metal. You want to fuck a rock? Is Claydol sexy to you? Do you want to stick your dick in a fucking Klinklang?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 17:11:41 No.18028025 Report

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>>18027995
nigga don't go down this route

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 18:13:10 No.18028863 Report

Quoted By: >>18028955

>>18025588
Gengar is already powerful enough, fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 18:18:53 No.18028955 Report

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>>18027995
>Is Claydol sexy to you?
I don't know if I should answer that.

>>18028863
No Levitate would actually make him wayyy less strong. He'd gain a crippling weakness.

I remember being able to sweep Mortys entire team with a Quilava that has Mud-Slap in Gen II. When abilities entered the picture, the Gastly line went from "already pretty good" to "god mode".

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 19:17:36 No.18029742 Report

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The fact that Flying is almost always a secondary type, along with Levitate being very commonplace, makes me think that being in the air should be something other than a type or ability. I mean, it already sort of is in the programming--Magnet Rise doesn't make the user Flying type, give it Levitate, or give it an Air Balloon. It's effectively a status condition on its own.

Would be a neat little boon for shitmons like Beedrill, and a well-deserved nerf for Gengar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 19:32:12 No.18029917 Report

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>>18016564
like it fucking matters?

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 20:30:12 No.18030818 Report

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>>18027995
Claydol?
more like
sexdol

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