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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 17:11:45 No.18028028 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 17:13:55 No.18028064 Report

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>ditto

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 17:20:16 No.18028151 Report

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Lol, way to turn the breeding system into fantastic racism.

Aninymouse [Normal Gym] !WODDIhTl5M

Aninymouse [Normal Gym] !WODDIhTl5M Fri 14 Feb 2014 17:53:34 No.18028625 Report

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>>18028028
I should say so. I didn't notice at first, but...

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 17:58:21 No.18028684 Report

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Fools. Your failure is that you believe that opinions are allowed. ALL ARE GAMES. ALL IS COMPETITIVE. NONCOMPLIANT PARTIES WILL BE TERMINATED.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 17:59:52 No.18028705 Report

Quoted By: >>18028717 >>18028800

What the fuck is even going on in this thread

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 18:00:43 No.18028717 Report

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>>18028705
thank you,I was gonna ask the same thing

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 18:07:47 No.18028800 Report

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>>18028705
I'm the OP and I dont know but I like it.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 18:11:00 No.18028828 Report

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 18:12:39 No.18028857 Report

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>>18028828
>Implying /vp/ is so autistic that they would sit and calculate damage output

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 18:13:53 No.18028879 Report

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>>18028028
Indeed, we don't want to marry pokemon. We're not autistic or whatever.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 18:14:22 No.18028895 Report

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>>18028028
>>>/mlp/

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 18:19:22 No.18028960 Report

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>>18028857
Uhhh...yes, they are. We are Smogon.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 18:21:19 No.18028989 Report

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>>18028960
>We are Smogon
Oh god no, We're some weird ass fucking mix of a smogonfag and karenfag that somehow dislikes both.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 18:21:58 No.18029000 Report

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>>18028857
I've never done damage calcs but I always hit up /data

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 18:22:38 No.18029010 Report

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>>18028960
You know nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 18:25:25 No.18029051 Report

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>>18028989
That is pretty accurate, yeah.

There obviously are more people that play competitively if we're counting the VGC participants too, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 18:27:59 No.18029099 Report

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I guarantee you that more people reject anything that doesn't have to do with playing against others than everything else.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 18:40:33 No.18029262 Report

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>>18028028

>dat Gen 2 Sneasel pallet

It always reminds me of how they retconned Vegeta's color scheme after he first appeared on DBZ.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 18:41:06 No.18029267 Report

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>>18028857
It's meant to be satirical mostly. But I get the feeling that there certainly are people who play competitively with a calculator and a notebook.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 19:03:58 No.18029574 Report

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would you marry out of your egg group /vp/?

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 19:10:22 No.18029663 Report

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>>18029574
>would I?

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 19:11:58 No.18029686 Report

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>>18028028
>humaphilia

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 19:12:50 No.18029694 Report

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>>18029574
>birth control
OOH BAYBEH

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 19:16:08 No.18029726 Report

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 19:44:14 No.18030085 Report

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>>18028828
What was that one guy with the ridiculous glasses on Office Space? The red-hat guy makes me think of him...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 19:48:35 No.18030157 Report

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>>18028989
>vp in a nutshell

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 19:51:18 No.18030186 Report

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I wish to live on a farm with all my Pokémon

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 19:56:34 No.18030262 Report

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>>18030186
Play monster rancher

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 19:56:51 No.18030267 Report

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 19:57:24 No.18030275 Report

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>>18029726
hnnng

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 19:58:34 No.18030290 Report

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>>18028151
racism?

more like transpecies

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 19:59:29 No.18030299 Report

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I'm surprised the furfaggotry took so long to arrive to this thread.

Aninymouse [Normal Gym] !WODDIhTl5M

Aninymouse [Normal Gym] !WODDIhTl5M Fri 14 Feb 2014 20:03:11 No.18030351 Report

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>>18030299
It was already in the OP smart guy

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 20:09:02 No.18030472 Report

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>>18030351
I took it as the furfaggots are like children with the "But I don't wanna marry a human" instead of pokemon and the parent being the sane person.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 20:09:07 No.18030474 Report

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>>18030299
Is it wrong to like a good design?

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 20:20:52 No.18030661 Report

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 20:24:56 No.18030730 Report

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>>18028960

>we are smogon

someone has been to showdown with the gang

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 20:25:41 No.18030746 Report

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>Having a Pokemon as a waifu
>Not spending all day with them in Amie

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 20:28:14 No.18030784 Report

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 20:29:28 No.18030805 Report

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>>18030784
it's not my fault

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 20:29:30 No.18030806 Report

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>>18030661
le bad vore artist face

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 20:29:37 No.18030809 Report

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>>18030746
When I was raising Gardevoir's affection in Amie I had to stop playing to fap. Not even kidding.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 20:31:26 No.18030837 Report

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So, are inter-egg-group relationships the equivalent of homosexual relationships to Pokemon?

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 20:31:26 No.18030838 Report

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>>18030809
I'm certain he appreciated that.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 20:32:17 No.18030854 Report

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>marry
>pokemon mate for life

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 20:32:30 No.18030859 Report

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>>18030838

>he

Trapfag please go and stay go

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 20:33:54 No.18030884 Report

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>>18030784
She wanted to have sex with me. She asked very nicely.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 20:34:06 No.18030889 Report

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>>18030854
pokemon would never disrespect you tho

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 20:34:39 No.18030894 Report

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>>18030884

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 20:35:19 No.18030904 Report

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>>18030894
well shit

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 20:35:35 No.18030908 Report

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>>18030859
What are you, a faggot?

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 20:43:26 No.18030992 Report

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>>18030894
She loves me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 21:10:36 No.18031329 Report

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>>18029663
>Gardevoir cutting it's flesh

waifufags really are the worst

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 21:13:02 No.18031354 Report

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>>18031329
The random head tumors are even worse.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 21:17:32 No.18031404 Report

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>>18031329
I always figured it was sorta like hair, with no nerves in it. A part of her body for sure, but if it was always stepping on its dress hopefully it wouldn't feel like much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 21:18:57 No.18031417 Report

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>>18030884
How would a Pokémon ask to have sex?

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 21:20:59 No.18031437 Report

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>>18031417
Telepathically. Or by tugging your pants down herself and taking initiative.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 21:23:58 No.18031471 Report

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Well this has certainly taken a turn for the worse

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 21:24:34 No.18031480 Report

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>>18031417
Assuming they are capable of it, it would depend on their nature.

>You will never have sex with Pokemon that have a neutral nature.

Aninymouse [Normal Gym] !WODDIhTl5M

Aninymouse [Normal Gym] !WODDIhTl5M Fri 14 Feb 2014 21:24:39 No.18031481 Report

Quoted By: >>18031511

>>18031329
absolutely disgusting to be sure

though you can't just blame the waifufags, all kinds of /vp/oreons 'round these parts

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 21:25:56 No.18031497 Report

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>>18029574
>>18029686
>not marrying your -eon
>not kissing her trembling lips on the altar as you embrace in true love
>not lifting up her tiny frame and carrying her over to the wedding bed as she blushes furiously knowing you're about to consummate the marriage
>not looming over her smaller body as she slowly lifts up her wedding dress for you, before letting you ravish her all night long

Aninymouse [Normal Gym] !WODDIhTl5M

Aninymouse [Normal Gym] !WODDIhTl5M Fri 14 Feb 2014 21:26:45 No.18031511 Report

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>>18031481
i mean the gardevoir lopping off of body parts to make humans like its appearance more. that's pretty sick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 21:27:21 No.18031520 Report

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>>18031417
animals have their ways of attracting mates

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 21:27:37 No.18031525 Report

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>>18031417
Are you sure you want an answer?

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 21:28:48 No.18031538 Report

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>>18031471
Why would you even possibly have the slightest notion that such a topic for such a thread would become that which is considered normal or good.

Aninymouse [Normal Gym] !WODDIhTl5M

Aninymouse [Normal Gym] !WODDIhTl5M Fri 14 Feb 2014 21:28:51 No.18031539 Report

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>>18031497
it's one thing for a human to give a second glance to a humanshape pokemon

quite another for anything else

imo

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 21:31:13 No.18031573 Report

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>>18031417
With Spermatozoa

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 21:33:55 No.18031618 Report

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 21:34:38 No.18031628 Report

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>>18028828
tyranitar in galoshes is incredibly cute though

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 21:36:34 No.18031666 Report

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>>18030992
>not marrying a MALE typhlosion
you almost had best taste
almost

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 21:38:12 No.18031693 Report

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>>18031666
Man, I've been playing HG and it seems that Typhlosion does the most cuddling.

I really wish my Espeon, Scizor and Misdreavus would notice me...

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 21:40:47 No.18031738 Report

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>>18031666
>satan trips
you heard it here folks, any waifu you have will be inferior to husbando typhlosion

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 21:41:34 No.18031754 Report

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>>18031666
Well, I'm not you, am I?

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 21:43:00 No.18031768 Report

Quoted By: >>18031776 >>18031816

Guys I think I might be a humaphile. I saw this female Human the other day, and was like "Damn".

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 21:43:53 No.18031776 Report

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>>18031768
i fucking wish moot would create /hum/ again to smoke out all faggots

drain on fucking society you scumbags

Aninymouse [Normal Gym] !WODDIhTl5M

Aninymouse [Normal Gym] !WODDIhTl5M Fri 14 Feb 2014 21:46:50 No.18031816 Report

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>>18031768
me too man

troubling times

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 21:48:17 No.18031837 Report

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>Not having Typhlosion as your husbando

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 21:49:33 No.18031862 Report

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>>18031497
>lift up your eeveelution's dress
>87.5% male

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 21:53:34 No.18031931 Report

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>>18029686

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 21:54:59 No.18031948 Report

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>>18031862
my luck is pretty good i am very skilled

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 21:55:39 No.18031960 Report

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>>18031931
what are those massive fucking tumors on his chest?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 21:58:43 No.18032004 Report

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>>18031960
It is very ill, anon

do not make fun of another man's husbando

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 21:59:03 No.18032010 Report

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>>18031862
You wouldn't want that?

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 22:04:51 No.18032105 Report

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>>18031960
they aren't actually there, but since Gardevoir is psychic it can make itself look more appealing to it's prospective mate.
Think of Clarence from black plague giving you all those hallucinations, but only sexier and with a lot less head smashing.
Besides, Gardevoir ain't my waifu How do you even pronounce waifu anyways? I just say 'waif', as in the word, and add an ooh sound at the end.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 22:06:31 No.18032122 Report

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>>18032105
why-foo

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 22:12:07 No.18032213 Report

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>>18031417
by making you think you want it.
or else. just replace "Esmeralda" with your name, and Gypsy with "human". also it is whatever gender expends your dong
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDacUZ-bEhE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 23:06:06 No.18033307 Report

Quoted By: >>18037480

>implying your pokemon wouldn't deem her trainer worthy of bearing her children and forcefully mate with him

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 23:10:49 No.18033403 Report

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>>18030854
Well some animals mate for life.
Makes sense some pokemon would too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 23:13:39 No.18033451 Report

Quoted By: >>18033474 >>18035531 >>18040665

>this entire thread implying that pokemon can breed with humans

Unless you're implying that humans are dittos.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 23:15:04 No.18033474 Report

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>>18033451
Well why the literal and figurative fuck not?

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 23:17:29 No.18033509 Report

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>>18033474
Because why humans can breed with each other, dittos can't. So that's out of the question.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 23:18:38 No.18033530 Report

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>>18033509
Meant to type while, not why.

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 01:03:00 No.18035531 Report

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>>18033451
they are a shittier ditto, since you only get a phione type creature or another human.

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 01:08:00 No.18035623 Report

Quoted By: >>18035651 >>18035667 >>18037822 >>18044981

Serious question

How do your parents deal with the fact that you want to have sex with fictional characters/animals [/spoilers]

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 01:09:10 No.18035651 Report

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>>18035623
I don't tell them, like a remotely sane person.

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 01:09:56 No.18035667 Report

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>>18035623
>Telling your parents what you fap to
Are you stupid?

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 02:41:47 No.18037480 Report

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>>18033307
>Is in the human-like egg group
>knows when her master will kick the bucket
I'm honestly surprised there's not much Gothitelle porn.

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 02:48:56 No.18037593 Report

Quoted By: >>18037662 >>18037925 >>18038627 >>18038694

Assuming human-like Pokemon could be impregnated by humans or vice versa, does that mean if you fucked a Spinda it could end up with a child?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 02:52:25 No.18037637 Report

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>>18031417
Well, if it's a psychic I guess she would say she loves you in your mind.

Any other pokemon ? maybe by trying to cuddle with you constantly.

Or maybe take it to Mr. footprint. He could probably tell you easily.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 02:53:53 No.18037662 Report

Quoted By: >>18037851 >>18038263 >>18038770

>>18037593

Would a pokemon+human child be a candidate to be come a full fledged trainer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 03:02:55 No.18037822 Report

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>>18035623
>Revealing power level

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 03:04:20 No.18037851 Report

Quoted By: >>18039535

>>18037662
Could speech count as a move to be passed down to the child? Could you get a talking Pokemon as a result?

Science demands answers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 03:08:15 No.18037925 Report

Quoted By: >>18038010 >>18038188 >>18038319

>>18037593
Yes, but the baby would be far too large for such a small creature.

After a couple month the poor Spinda would be a bloated ball of straining flesh, quivering with some unholy union of man and Pokemon inside.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 03:13:24 No.18038010 Report

Quoted By: >>18038063

>>18037925
The child wouldn't be to big for the Spinda. Since it was a female, it would just lay a Spinda egg.
A human female on the other hand...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 03:15:36 No.18038063 Report

Quoted By: >>18038227

>>18038010
A human giving birth to a pokemon could be some serious body horror shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 03:21:23 No.18038188 Report

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>>18037925
hot

Abzu 4055 3155 1794

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Abzu 4055 3155 1794 Sat 15 Feb 2014 03:23:39 No.18038227 Report

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>>18038063

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 03:25:41 No.18038263 Report

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>>18037662
Well, yeah. A pretty good trainer too. The kind of trainer that can understand pokemon, and fight fluently with any team, even one recently befriended on their route of travel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 03:29:05 No.18038319 Report

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>>18037925
drawfags get on this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 03:43:52 No.18038627 Report

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>>18037593
Female Pokemon + Male trainer = Same species as the female

Male Pokemon + Female Trainer = Human.
Sinnoh folk story 3 probably still applies in this rare case.

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 03:46:45 No.18038694 Report

Quoted By: >>18041230

>>18037593
Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 03:51:08 No.18038770 Report

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>>18037662
Just think, this guy in the pokemon world doing human/pokemon insemination experiments.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilya_Ivanovich_Ivanov_(biologist)

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 03:51:47 No.18038784 Report

Quoted By: >>18039885

ploobers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 04:24:23 No.18039380 Report

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Anyone have the screencap of anon talking about his male gardevoir? It was very lewd and the thread happened like a year and a half ago He says something like "For me it was my male gardevoir.."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 04:32:44 No.18039535 Report

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>>18037851
yfw this is how Meowth was able to learn how to talk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 04:37:57 No.18039638 Report

Quoted By: >>18039745 >>18039778

>>18029574
>>18029686
You guys know where its at.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 04:40:33 No.18039694 Report

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Does anybody have the story with the gardevoir and the night

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 04:43:11 No.18039745 Report

Quoted By: >>18039823 >>18039846

>>18039638
I'm not one to judge, but wanting to fuck an eevolution is like wanting to fuck a dog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 04:44:53 No.18039778 Report

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>>18039638
shut up, Bui!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 04:47:32 No.18039823 Report

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>>18039745
I'd be inclined to agree if they didn't have those anime faces.

Wanting to fuck hondoom or Arcanine though... absolutely disgusting.

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 04:48:42 No.18039846 Report

Quoted By: >>18039862

>>18039745
cat actually.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 04:49:33 No.18039862 Report

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>>18039846

More like cat/dog/fox hybrid

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 04:51:15 No.18039885 Report

Quoted By: >>18039924

>>18038784
I like you

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 04:52:36 No.18039908 Report

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>>18029574
Yes. That doesn't necessarily mean I want to want to fuck outside of it, though.

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 04:53:50 No.18039924 Report

Quoted By: >>18040131

>>18039885

Saved

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 05:03:26 No.18040131 Report

Quoted By: >>18040171 >>18040248 >>18044343

>>18039924
Unovacunts have Gothitelle.
Kanto and jhottto fags have Jynx.
Hoenn and sinnohggers have Gardevoir.
Kalospoor have a choice of them all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 05:05:26 No.18040171 Report

Quoted By: >>18040240 >>18040248

>>18040131
Sinnoh has Lopunny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 05:09:04 No.18040240 Report

Quoted By: >>18040293

>>18040171
I was going off of the psychic waifus.
But yes you are right.
Lopunny is also in the human-like egg group.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 05:09:15 No.18040248 Report

Quoted By: >>18040441 >>18045052

>>18040131
>implying I don't travel and collect them all

>>18040171
>Except that one. To hairy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 05:11:41 No.18040293 Report

Quoted By: >>18040351 >>18040419 >>18044419

>>18040240
Jynx
Espeon
Gardevoir
We need a gen 4 psychic waifu, Lopunny is a waifu though
Gothitelle
Delphox

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 05:14:29 No.18040351 Report

Quoted By:

>>18040293
Maybe one of the pixies?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 05:18:45 No.18040419 Report

Quoted By:

>>18040293
We only get a psychic waifu in the odd numbered gens, like how we get eeveelutions in the even gens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 05:20:14 No.18040441 Report

Quoted By: >>18040551

>>18040248
But when you start that's all you have, and by the time you can travel from region to region you probably already bonded with one if you are inclined to that sort of behavior.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 05:26:11 No.18040551 Report

Quoted By: >>18040636

>>18040441

What, we're only allowed one? I They all got their niches. They could even work together.

tfw no one appreciates a potentially curvy plump jinx and it's plump lips

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 05:31:52 No.18040636 Report

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>>18040551
It's like starters, you only get one at the beginning but can get the rest later.
So if you are from kalos you can get all three,but if you are from Unova Ms Knows-when-you-gonna-croak is basically it until you have bith the oney and the experience to leave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 05:33:30 No.18040665 Report

Quoted By: >>18040847

>>18033451
How do you think the Human-Like egg group came about?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 05:44:23 No.18040847 Report

Quoted By:

>>18040665
>Gothitelle and Jynx get more than Gardevoir

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 05:58:37 No.18041096 Report

Quoted By: >>18041230 >>18044146

>Gardevore is amorphous

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 06:07:18 No.18041230 Report

Quoted By:

>>18041096
see >>18038694

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 09:41:15 No.18043970 Report

Quoted By: >>18044310 >>18044421 >>18044813

>>18031417
Like this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 10:00:18 No.18044146 Report

Quoted By:

>>18041096
did I do good?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 10:10:36 No.18044257 Report

Quoted By: >>18044311

>>18028028
>Humaphilia
>not Antropophilia

sure they are not even good at neologism

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 10:16:01 No.18044310 Report

Quoted By: >>18044413

>>18043970
what did i just read...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 10:16:11 No.18044311 Report

Quoted By:

>>18044257
>Anthropophilia

sorry i'm a fagit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 10:19:05 No.18044343 Report

Quoted By:

>>18040131
Kalosfagits have Sylveon and Goodra

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 10:25:52 No.18044413 Report

Quoted By:

>>18044310
The greatest love story of our generation, but with a psychic cat monster and Gary.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 10:26:58 No.18044419 Report

Quoted By: >>18044915

>>18040293
>Delphox
>waifu

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 10:27:10 No.18044421 Report

Quoted By:

>>18043970
5/5

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 11:12:56 No.18044813 Report

Quoted By:

>>18043970
The autism is too much. Kill this faggot, put him out of his misery.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 11:15:39 No.18044826 Report

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I want to marry a female wartortle, or a Swampert.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 11:30:20 No.18044915 Report

Quoted By: >>18044978

>>18044419
>implying not

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 11:41:11 No.18044978 Report

Quoted By: >>18045135

>>18044915
I wanted a male fennekin so I could call him Brick.
i got a female instead.
feels bad man.
Also that is not the superior psychic waifu.
See those skulls, it kept them from previous masters it outlived, that's dedication.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 11:41:31 No.18044981 Report

Quoted By:

>>18035623
My sister and mother just joked about it once and nothing more. They saw mt porn by accident once. I keep my power level very hidden though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 11:47:21 No.18045016 Report

Quoted By: >>18045034

>>18031497
>You will never have sex or be married
0/10 shit tier human. Please die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 11:50:55 No.18045034 Report

Quoted By: >>18045050

>>18045016
give a few decades

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 11:53:13 No.18045050 Report

Quoted By: >>18045081

>>18045034
> Implying most of these lonely fuckers won't kill themselves within this decade
Come on now. Waifufags are a suicide wwaiting to happen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 11:53:27 No.18045052 Report

Quoted By:

>>18040248
More like harey

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 11:58:19 No.18045081 Report

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>>18045050
see, the problem fixes itself.

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 12:02:05 No.18045106 Report

Quoted By: >>18045132

>tfw you gave up waifu shit and got with a 3dpd

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 12:05:29 No.18045132 Report

Quoted By: >>18045167

>>18045106
You. You. I like you. Dpnt worry... the 3DPD expression is just a defense mechanism anyway.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 12:05:52 No.18045135 Report

Quoted By: >>18045216

>>18044978
Why didn't you just soft reset, it's not like it would have taken much effort.
Also,
>bloodied clothes and knife
Well, it did technically outlive them, but that's probably not the word I would have used

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 12:05:54 No.18045136 Report

Quoted By:

I refuse to believe that there are actual human beings who refuse to accept reality and live with a virtual character consisting of nothing but pixels.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 12:08:16 No.18045167 Report

Quoted By: >>18045201

>>18045132
You don't like me cause my 3dpd is a guy and I am homo.
Also we both fap to pokeporn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 12:12:29 No.18045201 Report

Quoted By: >>18045235

>>18045167
Actually I fucking hate you and hope you get cancer. Not because you're a homosexual... not at all. Because (much like your parents) you've disappointed me.
> Fapping to pokeporn
Pancreatic cancer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 12:14:25 No.18045216 Report

Quoted By:

>>18045135
It did outlive them, and the blood on the knife is from all the flesh on the skull. It is only good manners to keep the remains of your dear masters free of rotting stinky flesh.
after spending three hours soft resetting for a "likes to trash about" charmander that was modest or timid I swore that never again would I sink so low.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 12:16:11 No.18045235 Report

Quoted By: >>18045241

>>18045201
I hate them anyways, she is the one that brought me to this shitty life in the first place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 12:17:48 No.18045241 Report

Quoted By: >>18045244

>>18045235
> This shitty life
Take it then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 12:18:24 No.18045244 Report

Quoted By: >>18045280

>>18045241
Fuck you, listening to people is what made my life so shit in the first place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 12:22:53 No.18045280 Report

Quoted By: >>18045305

>>18045244
No being a shit tier failure of a human u s what made your life shit.
> tfw beaten severely by my Father and berated for fifteen years
> Left home, got a great job, got married
> Treat her like gold
> Take time to shit on freaks like you
I haven't worked through all of my anger, but that's what peons li ke you are fir

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 12:25:29 No.18045300 Report

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>still replying to this

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 12:26:21 No.18045305 Report

Quoted By: >>18045350 >>18045377 >>18045493

>>18045280
I hope your kids have mental disorders like the fags you hate do, karma is a bitch and it will get to you for sure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 12:30:05 No.18045350 Report

Quoted By: >>18045371

>>18045305
I've got a lot of good karma built up. My kids are gonna be perfect and beautiful.... pretty like their Mom or handsome like their Dad. And they're gonna be raised right. Only faggots take shit out on their kids. They'll be mentally stable and successful, and they'll live long, healthy lives.

Meanwhile I'll still shit on freaks on the internet. Life is great.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 12:31:43 No.18045371 Report

Quoted By: >>18045400

>>18045350
Genetical defects jump some generations sometimes. Even then we always get what we deserve, never forget that.

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 12:32:14 No.18045377 Report

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>>18045305
>being this edgy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 12:34:43 No.18045400 Report

Quoted By: >>18045419 >>18045504

>>18045371
But Anon, I'm already getting what I deserve. My beautiful wife is sleeping next to me right now in my beautiful house.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 12:36:35 No.18045419 Report

Quoted By: >>18045469

>>18045400
You wouldn't need to humiliate otehrs if your life was good as you said. Just think about it. One never knows what they have until it is gone. Don't bother to reply.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 12:42:00 No.18045469 Report

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>>18045419
Lol! I already explained why I come to this freakshow. Entertainment purposes, baby!
> Don't bother to reply
Oh yeah that worked.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 12:44:42 No.18045492 Report

Quoted By: >>18045503 >>18045542

Who bara here?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 12:44:57 No.18045493 Report

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>>18045305
>being this tumblr

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 12:46:17 No.18045503 Report

Quoted By: >>18045507 >>18045557

>>18045492
Welcome to 4chan. See you in three days!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 12:46:19 No.18045504 Report

Quoted By: >>18045528

>>18045400
>Having a life
>Posting on 4chan

Not even your dubs can save you from the choice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 12:47:20 No.18045507 Report

Quoted By: >>18045532 >>18045538

>>18045503
reported for underage

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 12:50:00 No.18045528 Report

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>>18045504
>Not being able to balance having a fantastic life and posting on an internet board
Why do you suck so bad?

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 12:50:30 No.18045532 Report

Quoted By: >>18045557

>>18045507
<-you

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 12:51:26 No.18045538 Report

Quoted By:

>>18045507
> Not realizing it's against board rules to announce that you're reporting

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 12:52:08 No.18045542 Report

Quoted By: >>18045568

>>18045492
more pls

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 12:53:06 No.18045557 Report

Quoted By: >>18045583

>>18045503
>>18045532
>thinking reports and bans matter

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 12:54:07 No.18045568 Report

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>>18045542

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2014 12:56:03 No.18045583 Report

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>>18045557
Why would you shoop a pic of Penn over your face? Were you that eager to show off your house?

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