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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 18:15:36 No.18028915 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>18029050 >>18029130 >>18031582

Why are bird Pokemon so terrible?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 18:20:22 No.18028975 Report

Quoted By: >>18029025 >>18029130

Because appearance wise a lot of them suffer from it's-just-a-bird thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 18:23:49 No.18029025 Report

Quoted By: >>18029048 >>18029061

>>18028975
This
>that's three headed bird
>that's fire bird
>that's hawk, sparrow, duck, finch, etc pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 18:25:22 No.18029048 Report

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>>18029025
I uhh, I think Dodrio gets a pass on actually being unique but the rest certainly don't.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 18:25:24 No.18029050 Report

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>>18028915
>Not sure if best bird
>or bestest bird

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 18:25:53 No.18029061 Report

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>>18029025
Well we know what would happen if they didn't have it's-just-a-bird syndrome.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 18:28:46 No.18029109 Report

Quoted By: >>18032423

Carlswan is awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 18:30:24 No.18029130 Report

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>>18028975
>It's just a red bird

>>18028915
It's just an extremely stylized ostrich with three heads that represent different emotions

>>18029050
>It's just a colorful parrot that is also stylized after a music note and metronome wearing a european ruff that kind of looks pissed off

Wow how original

Aninymouse [Normal Gym] !WODDIhTl5M

Aninymouse [Normal Gym] !WODDIhTl5M Fri 14 Feb 2014 18:34:38 No.18029192 Report

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Birds tend to have bad movepools, just because of their common anatomy: no arms, scrawny legs, no tails. Other than that? Game Freak not being more generous with the elemental sub-typinging.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 19:20:20 No.18029763 Report

Quoted By: >>18030461

Hoothoot confirmef for best bord

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 20:08:43 No.18030461 Report

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>>18029763
>implying owls are birds

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 21:24:01 No.18031472 Report

Quoted By: >>18031560

>bird pokemon

Implying there's such a thing.

Ian 2234-7205-1316 (Snorunt, Bergmite, Dewgong)

Ian 2234-7205-1316 (Snorunt, Bergmite, Dewgong) Fri 14 Feb 2014 21:30:27 No.18031560 Report

Quoted By: >>18031915

>>18031472
>what is Missingno

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 21:31:42 No.18031582 Report

Quoted By: >>18031755 >>18031898

>>18028915

>3 necks
>3 beaks

I dont get it

Ian 2234-7205-1316 (Snorunt, Bergmite, Dewgong)

Ian 2234-7205-1316 (Snorunt, Bergmite, Dewgong) Fri 14 Feb 2014 21:41:48 No.18031755 Report

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>>18031582

Clearly, they're implying its tailfeathers

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 21:48:38 No.18031845 Report

Quoted By: >>18032450 >>18032492

>explain that some living thing has a certain more amount of something
>instinctively assume dicks

Why are humans so dirty minded

Aninymouse [Normal Gym] !WODDIhTl5M

Aninymouse [Normal Gym] !WODDIhTl5M Fri 14 Feb 2014 21:51:21 No.18031898 Report

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>>18031582
Dodrio has 3 hearts and lungs, according to other dex entries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 21:52:46 No.18031915 Report

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>>18031560

Implying missingno. was canon.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 21:58:51 No.18032007 Report

Quoted By: >>18032446

Ahem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 22:24:15 No.18032423 Report

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>>18029109
>ey uh, I kina' like dat bird-like magnetism you have there
>I think I'm gonna rape ya

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 22:26:01 No.18032446 Report

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>>18032007
>just a penguin

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 22:26:19 No.18032450 Report

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>>18031845
Sexual connotations are often times referenced in very subtle ways.

Since it doesn't say what Dodrio has 3 of, humans will naturally correlate that lack of information with a reference to something sexual. Ergo, dicks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2014 22:29:08 No.18032492 Report

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>>18031845
What else could it be?

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