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Anonymous Sun 16 Feb 2014 21:06:07 No.18075829 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>18076140 >>18076330 >>18076345 >>18077229 >>18077747

>There are people on this board RIGHT NOW who actually think Pokémon have recognizable genitalia.
>There are others who think they're sexually compatible with humans
>There are still others who think they would be willing to engage in sexual congress with humans
>There are people on this board at this very moment who have never known the charms of a woman
So /vp/... Just how fucking pleb are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Feb 2014 21:07:46 No.18075863 Report

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>who have never known the charms of a woman

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Feb 2014 21:11:16 No.18075938 Report

Quoted By: >>18075990

>he doesn't want to fuck pokemons
Get out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Feb 2014 21:11:43 No.18075951 Report

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I do not think Pokemon have sexes (or genitalia) like Earth animals do. After all, I'm pretty sure eggs pop into existence through non-sexual Pokemon interaction. While it would be conceivable that a Pokemon could give a blow job, I do not think they have the holes necessary for human sex.

Fetishization, of course, does not adhere to logic.

I have not known the charms of a woman, but tbh, they're probably better than the "charms" of a man, which I have, unfortunately, come into contact with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Feb 2014 21:13:38 No.18075990 Report

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>>18075938
>Wanting to fuck Pokémon
First fuck off >>>/tumblr/, then kill yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Feb 2014 21:14:08 No.18075998 Report

Quoted By: >>18076031

in my mind they can be anything I want. And there is absolute nothing you can do to stop me. Brb sucking my double dicked futa mr. mime and taking it deep in my ass, faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Feb 2014 21:15:22 No.18076027 Report

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Tornadus T has a little red weiner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Feb 2014 21:15:30 No.18076031 Report

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>>18075998
I can almost taste your hilarious loneliness.

▲̷̨̫̺̙͠͠- !ZEN/cgElFM

▲̷̨̫̺̙͠͠- !ZEN/cgElFM Sun 16 Feb 2014 21:17:12 No.18076065 Report

Quoted By: >>18076108

>There are others who think they're sexually compatible with humans
They got mouths, don't they?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Feb 2014 21:19:15 No.18076108 Report

Quoted By: >>18076193 >>18076205 >>18076791

>>18076065
Enjoy your toothy blowjob from an unwilling superanimal. I guess we're all just gonna forget what happened to Kornheiser.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Feb 2014 21:21:07 No.18076140 Report

Quoted By: >>18076208

>>18075829
>engage in sexual congress
>My argument gets stronger with the use of fancy words

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Feb 2014 21:22:39 No.18076172 Report

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It's all opinion whether or not someone wants to believe in pokegentitals or not. I'm in no position to judge peoples absolutely weird sexual tendencies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Feb 2014 21:23:41 No.18076193 Report

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>>18076108
explain why he's gone

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Feb 2014 21:24:35 No.18076205 Report

Quoted By: >>18076264

>>18076108
>unwilling
He can't even make his Pokemon want to do it. What a faggot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Feb 2014 21:25:05 No.18076208 Report

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>>18076140
>I have no counterargument
>I know! I'll poke fun at the way he worded it
>Being this desperate
Virgin/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Feb 2014 21:27:47 No.18076264 Report

Quoted By: >>18076372

>>18076205
>Willing
>A children's game character
>Wanting sex
>2014
It's not like your Uncle Steve friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Feb 2014 21:30:48 No.18076330 Report

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>>18075829
>who have never known the charms of a woman
OR MAN, you prejudiced fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Feb 2014 21:31:50 No.18076345 Report

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>>18075829
>stigmatizes virginity
>guise am i cool yet? xD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Feb 2014 21:33:43 No.18076372 Report

Quoted By: >>18076414

>>18076264
>unwilling
>A character that is canonically known to non-asexually produce offspring
>2014
You keep telling yourself that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Feb 2014 21:36:24 No.18076414 Report

Quoted By: >>18076475

>>18076372
>What is context?
>How do I into reading?
With humans, my silly barely literate friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Feb 2014 21:39:28 No.18076475 Report

Quoted By: >>18076563

>>18076414
Pokemon are apparently well capable of producing offspring even without doing so with another of their same species.

Explain how humans would somehow not apply to this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Feb 2014 21:41:04 No.18076501 Report

Quoted By: >>18076510

I just want to play pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Feb 2014 21:41:55 No.18076510 Report

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>>18076501
Then do it faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Feb 2014 21:43:39 No.18076563 Report

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>>18076475
Because humans aren't Pokémon. They're never referred to as Pokémon, unlike Pokémon which are all referred to as Pokémon despite being different types of Pokémon.

Pokémon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Feb 2014 21:52:26 No.18076791 Report

Quoted By: >>18076860

>>18076108
I demand to know the fate of Kornheiser

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Feb 2014 21:55:32 No.18076860 Report

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>>18076791

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Feb 2014 22:05:29 No.18077098 Report

Quoted By: >>18077147

Why don't we think what we want to think, bugger on what the franchise wants to do. I shouldn't be here, then? Maybe, but I hardly think that doesn't make me still a fan. I have said before I liked the ideas behind pokemon. I like the game for being a game, but it sucks as a portrayal of a world. I also know that they will never fulfill what pokemon should be since this is only a kids' franchise. I'm not even asking for extreme. I hate the manga for that, it's too over the top. I hate a lot of fanfics for that. All I ask is it be treated with the respect it deserves. I do not feel this is too much to ask. If you want it to be childish, then that is your opinion. If I am blasphemous for even suggesting that it be anything but childish, then so be it. I know officially it will never get this. I do not care.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Feb 2014 22:07:55 No.18077147 Report

Quoted By: >>18077175 >>18077200

>>18077098
Headcanons will always be lam as fuck.

>>>>/fur affinity/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Feb 2014 22:08:59 No.18077175 Report

Quoted By: >>18077267 >>18077379

>>18077147
So will pretending to still be 5 years old.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Feb 2014 22:10:15 No.18077200 Report

Quoted By: >>18077308

>>18077147
Then stop pretending to be five and you won't have any issues.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Feb 2014 22:11:37 No.18077229 Report

Quoted By: >>18077263

>>18075829
>>>/b/
Go back to the plebbest of the pleb boards. And take your shitty superiority complex with you.

BTW, humans are foul, disgusting pieces of shit like you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Feb 2014 22:12:47 No.18077263 Report

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>>18077229
Oh God it's the humanity Espeon guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Feb 2014 22:12:54 No.18077267 Report

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>>18077175
I think you missed your target.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Feb 2014 22:14:50 No.18077308 Report

Quoted By: >>18077379

>>18077200
I think you missed your target.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Feb 2014 22:18:30 No.18077379 Report

Quoted By: >>18077445

>>18077308
Huh? I was agreeing with >>18077175

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Feb 2014 22:18:31 No.18077380 Report

Quoted By: >>18077589

>there are people on this board like OP, in that they have neither a life nor imagination.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Feb 2014 22:21:36 No.18077445 Report

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>>18077379
Oh, never mind, then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Feb 2014 22:28:16 No.18077589 Report

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>>18077380
> Implying imagining Pokémon with genitals is a prerequisite for either
Are you... limited intelectually?

Lilligant !ToPLIl/anQ

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Lilligant !ToPLIl/anQ Sun 16 Feb 2014 22:36:57 No.18077747 Report

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>>18075829
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hand-pollination

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