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Anonymous Mon 17 Feb 2014 01:23:01 No.18081322 View View Reply Original Report

Go to http://wyncorporation.com/pokemon/pokemon.php and select six pokemon, and exclude NFE and legendary pokemon.

Ready?

You are stuck on a deserted island.

The first one will help you collect firewood.

The second one will supply you with food.

The third one will defend you from wild Mightyena.

The fourth one will defend you from a wild Darmanitan.

The fifth one will entertain you.

The sixth one will attempt to get you home.

How fucked are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Feb 2014 01:24:59 No.18081388 Report

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Gastrodon,Gogoat,Pelipper,Infernape,Wigglytuff,Durant

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Feb 2014 01:29:55 No.18081500 Report

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>Kangaskhan on firewood
Not too bad, she'll manage.
>Lanturn on food supply
It can shock the fish and kill them, so that's pretty darn good.
>Dugtrio vs. Mightyena
Might be close, but a few earthquakes ought to do the trick
>Whimsicott vs. Darmanitan
25% chance. Cott moves first with stun spore, and if Darmanitan can't move then we can get a sub up and start seeding. Not looking good either way.
>Wigglytuff on entertainment
I think I'd rather kill it thanks
>Clawitzer on rescue
I'll just get on it's back and it'll water pulse me out of there. Or surf, whatever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Feb 2014 01:34:57 No.18081625 Report

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>Vanilluxe supplies me with food

top lel

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Feb 2014 01:38:13 No.18081733 Report

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>Honchkrow on firewood
I can see this working...Maybe.
>Castform on food
>Uh, maybe it can supply water, cook fish and freeze it?
>Claydol against Mightyena
It could probably work.
>Poliwrath against Darmanitan
I'll be fine
>Gastrodon for entertainment
Ok?
>Camerupt for escape
I think I would be in the island for a while. Maybe it could launch me from one of the volcanoes on its back, but well...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Feb 2014 01:39:13 No.18081762 Report

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>>18081322
>Excadrill
Nice chopping, buddy!
>Togekiss
Thanks for gathering those coconuts...gotta poop again.
>Vespiquen
Fuck yeah, STAB X-Scissor!
>Delibird
FFFFUUUUCK...
>Darmanitan
Use Delibird's skull as a puppet or something?
>Crawdaunt
Surf home like a boss.

Not bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Feb 2014 01:39:47 No.18081777 Report

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Cherrin
Mothin
Basculin
Slowking
clamperl
Bastiodon

I'm doomed to die on this dessert island.

noko

noko Mon 17 Feb 2014 01:42:11 No.18081851 Report

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>Nidoking on firewood
He seems well equipped for the job

>Lickilicky supplies food
He is definitely a good pick, though not sure if I will get my food free of saliva

>Kecleon defends from wild Mightyena
I suppose he could Power-Up Punch and Brick Break with Protean

>Masquerain defends from wild Darmanitan
Darmanitan has the type advantage, howver I could get lucky with a Hydro Pump potentially

>Sylveon the entertainer
I will never get bored

>Wormadam will attempt to get me home
I am here forever

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Feb 2014 01:55:17 No.18082260 Report

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The first one will help you collect firewood.
>Poliwrath (Awesome)

The second one will supply you with food.
>Ferrothorn (Seed, gyroball, power whip, spikes for trapping...i'm well fed)

The third one will defend you from wild Mightyena.
>Castform (a little screwed, but having weather control and being able to float while shooting off weather balls is good)

The fourth one will defend you from a wild Darmanitan.
>Gogoat (used with Castforms rain dance, we have a good chance if it knows EQ or bulldoze. If anything I can ride on it's back and escape)

The fifth one will entertain you.
>Forretress (Do i even need so many spikes? i guess hopping on its hard shell and spinning around is fun)

The sixth one will attempt to get you home.
>Weavile (Fairly solid)

I don't think i'm fucked. I have a fairly solid chance of survival.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Feb 2014 01:55:42 No.18082273 Report

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>Medicham for wood
No problem there

>Goodra for food
We eat like kings

>Sylveon for Mightyena defense
Dat type advantage

>Mega Ampharos for Wild Darmanitan defense
The only problem is where to put all the bodies

>Dugtrio for entertainment
Wack-a-Mole for hours of fun and Defense EV's

>Azumarill for getting me home
Perfect for water travel

>mfw no problems ever

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Feb 2014 01:56:03 No.18082284 Report

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>avalugg on firewood
well, ice is super effective against plants, and it should be able to carry plenty
>bibarel on food
i've always wondered what beaver tastes like
>stunfisk vs mightyena
um
>masqerain vs darmanitan
UM
>spinda on entertainment
more like endless hours of entrainment
>are megas even allowed gardevoir on rescue
I dunno, use telepath-y communication to sos?

I think i'll be fine until my two lines of defense are taken down

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Feb 2014 01:58:52 No.18082386 Report

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>>18082284
>I forgot to crop the image

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Feb 2014 01:59:27 No.18082407 Report

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>Magmortar gathers firewood
Kind of a waste, but I guess it'll do.
>Rufflet gets food
Not sure if that'll work out too well.
>Tynamo defends me from Mightyena
I'm fucked.
>Beautifly defends me from Darmanitan
Definitely fucked.
>Manaphy entertains me
I...okay...
>Seviper tries to get me home
Yeah, totally fucked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Feb 2014 01:59:51 No.18082417 Report

Quoted By: >>18082464

>Gigalith on firewood
Slow as hell and no hands to lift it with. I'm fucked.

>Hydreigon supplies me with food
He'll end up eating it trying to hand it to me. I'm fucked.

>Aurorus defending me from Mightyena
Aurorus can't do shit with dat typing. I'm fucked.

>Nidoqueen defending me from Darmanitan
Finally, one where I'm okay...unless it's Adamant, then I'm fucked.

>Ampharos entertains me
It can light up, I guess? I'm fucked.

>Cofagrigus gets me home
It will probably say "fuck it" and eat me to turn me into a mummy. I'm fucked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Feb 2014 02:01:37 No.18082464 Report

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>>18082417
Not using that OP ghost telekinesis to fly you home.

IGN: I

IGN: I Mon 17 Feb 2014 02:01:52 No.18082472 Report

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>Pachirisu with firewood
I guess it could collect a bunch of twigs quickly.

>Feraligatr with food
Well I do enjoy fish

>Bronzong defends from Mightyena
Eh..

>Golem defends from Darmanitan
As long as he doesn't have a fighting move I should be good.

>Steelix with entertainment
I mean, he's a giant snake made of steel, there has to something to do with him

>Wormadan for rescue
Literally useless, unless he can fissure the ocean away and I walk to civilization.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Feb 2014 02:03:35 No.18082536 Report

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>>18081322
>Watchog
Sweeeeeeet
>Audino
It can listen to where food is, isn't it?
>Politoed
I guess I'm okay with it
>Forretress
Fuck
>Arbok
Enchanting cobras?
>Kecleon
Top kek

Trogdor (5086-2246-2175) (Psychic: munna, wobb, gothorita)

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Trogdor (5086-2246-2175) (Psychic: munna, wobb, gothorita) Mon 17 Feb 2014 02:06:02 No.18082627 Report

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>Heatmor
OK I guess? Good for lighting the fire, too

>Samurott
Can swim around and spear fish and stuff. Cool.

>Spinda
Fuck.

>Illumise
Fuck fuck fuck.

>Stoutland
Bro/10

>Mothim
Looks like I'm flying home!

Looks like I'll be fine if I don't get buttravaged by Mightyena and Darmanitan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Feb 2014 02:09:11 No.18082768 Report

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>The first one will help you collect firewood.
Mismagius... can you even pick up wood

>The second one will supply you with food.
Lanturn. Fried fish, okay.

>The third one will defend you from wild Mightyena.
Salamence. Alright, I'm straight.

>The fourth one will defend you from a wild Darmanitan.
Bisharp. Well... fuck. Can I switch this with Salamence?

>The fifth one will entertain you.
Altaria. Heh, alright.

>The sixth one will attempt to get you home.
Wailord. GOIN' HOME, BOYS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Feb 2014 02:10:35 No.18082859 Report

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>The first one will help you collect firewood.
Mega Charizard X, so I might not even need the firewood.

>The second one will supply you with food.
Golduck; goin' fishin'!

>The third one will defend you from wild Mightyena.
Snorlax; better have some Chestos or my Pokeflute handy...

>The fourth one will defend you from a wild Darmanitan.
Cradily; I should survive.

>The fifth one will entertain you.
Poliwrath; uh... Strongman competitions?

>The sixth one will attempt to get you home.
Hariyama...... crap.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Feb 2014 02:14:21 No.18082998 Report

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>Honedge gets firewood
He can chop it too!

>Manectric gets food
I guess. Can kill some birds n shit.

>Yveltal protects me from Mightyena
Not a fucking problem.

>Nidoran M protects me from Darmanitan
I think he's gonna need Yveltals help.

>Gardevoir entertains me
Giggity

>Megazard X tries to get me home
Haha! Smell ya later, losers!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Feb 2014 02:18:10 No.18083119 Report

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>Gardevoir
Well, a second set of hands at least.
>Shedinja
I suppose that could work
>Mega-Mawile
Wonderful.
>Zangoose
Welp, I'm fucked.
>Carracosta
Could be worse.
>Emboar
Fuck me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Feb 2014 02:21:16 No.18083198 Report

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I think I'll find a way to switch the first two with each other.

>Simisage sacrificing himself to slay the Darmanitan
Truly the broest of bros.

Could Blaziken jump us onto a bypassing boat or plane?
What's the Yanmega gonna do? Chase birds around?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Feb 2014 02:24:21 No.18083276 Report

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>skarmory

Can carry wood in its beak, and I can tie firewood to it and it can fly it back to camp, not to mention its general versatility.

>Seviper

Couldn't have asked for a better pokemon for hunting anything on land. Need to get to the animal and cut out the venomous part quickly though.

>Samurott

Yep

>Slowking

YEP

>Trevenant

Creepy, but I can imagine having some fun with it.

>SHUCKLE

well, better start thinking about long term investments on this island home of mine

5/6 so close

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Feb 2014 02:26:26 No.18083338 Report

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>put exclude legendaries
>first two pokemon are literally mega mewtwo x and mega mewtwo y

>mega mewtwo x
>mega mewtwo y
>simisear
>mega ampharos
>forretress
>mr. mime

not fucked at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Feb 2014 02:26:29 No.18083340 Report

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>Pupitar on firewood
He might hop a few times but probably won't help much.
>Luvdisc on food
Maybe I'll try to get fruit myself. At least I may be able to use it for freshwater.
>Spoink against Mightyena
Or maybe I'll just be mauled to death then.
>Regirock to face Darmanitan
Well, if this even had the chance to happen in the first place, it would work out.
>Magnezone on entertainment
Not sure what it might do, maybe fly me around?
>Steelix to get me home
>Ground type
Shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Feb 2014 02:30:14 No.18083427 Report

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You are stuck on a deserted island.

>The first one will help you collect firewood.
Darumaka will do.

>The second one will supply you with food.
Well Camerupt can burn shit.

>The third one will defend you from wild Mightyena.
They'd either fight or fuck.

>The fourth one will defend you from a wild Darmanitan.
Fucked.

>The fifth one will entertain you.
Dohoho, Ninetails.

>The sixth one will attempt to get you home.
Metronome! Fly?

Darmanitan will probably be the biggest hurdle.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Feb 2014 02:35:20 No.18083549 Report

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> Absol collects firewood
Alright, so it could can cut branches and collect kindlings. It'll do.

> Tyranitar collects food
Any food it brings back will be covered with sand, but I can put up with that.

> Hypno against Mightyena
This is tricky. Hypnosis could put Mightyena to sleep and follow up with Focus Blast... assuming they both score hits.

> Vivillon against Darmanitan
Powder could be of some use, but that's about it.

> Chandelure for entertainment
Uhh.... How is this supposed to work without my soul being sucked out?

> Durant for an escape route
Well shit.

> How fucked are you?
I give myself three days before everything goes to shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Feb 2014 02:41:57 No.18083702 Report

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>Charizard
Collects the firewood AND starts the fire. Lovely.
>Chesnaught
Could probably spike a few boars and has a way with plants.
>Scizor
It'll bite the shit out of them.
>Heliolisk
Uhh... maybe if it was raining it could Surf it to death.
>Mamoswine
Not particularly entertaining, at least it can freeze some stuff.
>Meganium
Maybe it could try to send signals by growing flowers or something stupid like that

Not particularly fucked.

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