Charmander is kill. Detectives are kill. Our current two suspects are Hitmonlee and Aggron. We need your help to find the killer before he takes more victims! >Dubs: >Trips: >Quads:
Anonymous
Private Pichu
It does not matter.
Anonymous
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>>18134354 If you died in last thread are you back in this thread?
Anonymous
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>>18134327 Official new bread
Da Chief
>>18134391 We're gonna get this bastard. And I am gonna get my pension when I retire in two weeks.
So dont get lippy, kiddo.
Private pichu
Madame Espeon
Soon t shall all be revealed
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It was not me.
Anonymous
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>>18134469 I sure hope so. So many of our brother gone
Mason 3797-7791-1597
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Hopefully this can be solved before anyone is kill
Anonymous
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I am are here yes.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Guys..guys...you know it wasn't me...right?
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>>18134688 Damn.. no evidence.
Lady Dragalge
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Hello boys, I am alarmed at all the deaths that are happening. How will you keep me safe?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>18135591 Top kek
Summary for where we're now for newfags
Detective Porygon-Z
Alright Detective Glaceon, I think i got hi-
Anonymous
>still haven't found the killer
THE TYRANT'S EYE
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Alright! I'm back from my Pokemon Battle and ready to continue killing detectives!
Torchic
>>18134354 Now Meowth, Return to the Living. The soul of the anon shall let you escape death!
Lady Dragalge
Where should I hide in this cabin?
Detective Glaceon
Waiting on Lady Dragalge and Slurps
>>18135809 Wait, what!? He was just here! We can't let him get away, dammit! Not after all these murders!
Detective Omanyte
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>>18135810 Listen, we're trying our hardest to catch this killer.
Anonymous
Is this the new circlejerk/roleplay/shitpost general?
Sherrif Slurpuff
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Don't you get killed fellas
Detective Meowth
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>>18135842 BACK WITH A VENGEANCE
Suspicious Sylveon
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>>18135810 Oh yes, I do hope we find the killer...
Anonymous
Which thread are we fucking using? This or
>>18135780 ?
Anonymous
Detective Umbreon
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The killer will not escape from me!
Detective Porygon-Z
>>18135847 Okay, we have to stay close.
Let's follow that trail that leads to a cliff, that definitely can't be dangerous!
Torchic
Anonymous
>>18135880 This one was already up.
Ditto - Chief of D's
Detectives, we have to find out who or what is behind the mass disappearances and murders. Find out what you can, but most importantly of all, look out for one another!
Constable Ursaring
>>18134354 Seems I've made it to the scene late once again. I'm here to protect and serve! Stay behind me at all times!
Anonymous
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>>18135880 You obviously see more people posting here so why even ask?
Anonymous
>>18135907 Aight.
>>18135922 That didn't take long...
Torchic
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>>18135922 Constable is KIll
Shopkeeper Vileplume
Hmm.. I'm bored now that my shop is closed.
Detective Glaceon
>>18135846 There's a room upstairs I believe. You'll be safe there
>>18135890 Oh, not at all...
>>18135920 Already taken care of
>>18135922 And there he goes
Detective Umbreon
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>>18135922 WHO WOULD HAVE KNOWN!
Reporter Mega-Banette
>>18135922 No one is safe...
THE TYRANT'S EYE
Deadtective Dedenne
Anonymous
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Aggron is kill.
Detective Umbreon
>>18135952 I think we might have to start suspecting our own fellow detectives.
Sherrif Slurpuff
>>18135922 You slipped the honey jar this early huh?
Detective Omanyte
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>>18135890 C-c-cliff? I really dont like cliffs...I'll just go and investigate over there, far away from this cliff
Detective Meowth
I've tangled with the likes of Gengar before, so I know how he and his cronies tick.
Torchic
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>>18135944 I'll take those berries...can't let em go to waste
Suspicious Sylveon
>>18135944 Vile is kill.... Poison types can be known to be quite.... harmful
Newbie Goomy
>>18135944 Vileplume noo!
I'll miss passing by at you shop ;_;
I hope you don't mind me eating your berries Baron Durant
>>18135922 GREAT! The constable's dead now! Just fantastic! Now we've got a bunch of rookies in charge of this travesty of an investigation. What a bother.
Detective Umbreon
>>18135986 Are you sure it's Gengar this time, Meowth? You seem to be getting a little too cocky! That's the attitude that will get us all killed!
>>18135977 Welp
Reporter Mega-Banette
>>18135986 You don't honestly think Gengar did this, right?
Lady Dragalge
>>18135974 I would hope not. I would hope I wont be suspected afterwards..
Arceus-Ghost
WHY ARE YOU FOOLS IN MY CABIN
Anonymous
>>18135977 speak for yourself
Deadtective Dedenne
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>>18135986 C-can you see me, Meowth?
Torchic
>>18135994 You aren't very suspicious at all.
THE TYRANT'S EYE
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>>18136007 I've had over 3000 lifetimes dealing with murders such as these.
Anonymous
>>18135986 Who gave you a revive?
Ditto - Chief of D's
>>18135922 >>18135933 >>18135944 >>18135977 No...! It just keeps happening!
>>18135986 I have full faith in all the detectives I've worked with. None of them could be behind this!
Detective Umbreon
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>>18136018 Certainly not, M'Lady! We are all partners here. None of us would be so vile as to commit such atrocities. We speak for justice.
Lady Dragalge
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>>18136019 OH GOD, I CAN NOT RUN FAST ENOUGH.
Detective Glaceon
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>>18135944 PLUME NO
>>18135977 THEY GOT SLURPS
Fuck, I'll have no trouble using force against this prick...
>>18136007 I ain't no rookie, boy
I've been doing this since over an hour ago>>18136016 >>18136019 Baron Durant
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>>18136023 You seem a little too comfortable
Constable Assistant Mareep
>>18135945 That sounds just like what a killer would say.
Newbie Goomy
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>>18136055 Goodby fellow blob ;_;
Torchic
Detective Omanyte
>>18136055 ...it keeps happening and happening.
Recently Expired Shopkeeper Vileplume
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>>18136002 I don't mind, dear. Eat them and remember mee......[spoiler/] Voyeur Manectric
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>>18134354 Soon all shall end. This lone wolf will take a hold of the killer
Anonymous
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>>18136077 Hahaha, you won't revive anyone anymore.
Detective Umbreon
>>18136072 Don't start accusing others now, Mareep! We can't let this situation get out of hand.
Sherrif Deadpuff
S-see you guys in the afterlife
Detective Meowth
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>>18136014 >>18136016 I s'pose it's still too early to judge. I have history with that specter, so I've got my eye on 'em
Deadtective Dedenne
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>>18136077 So, Torchic, buddy, can ya reviiiiiiive...
Fuck.
Detective Porygon-Z
Ok, Detective Glaceon, here we are!
Anonymous
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I will protect you Anons. even if it costs me my life!
Lady Dragalge
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I hear something
Constable Assistant Mareep
>>18136109 b...bbbbbb...but. UGH.
I still don't trust Detective Glaceon.
Detective Glaceon
>>18136072 Not cool, bro
>>18136131 Will do m8 ;~;7
>>18136141 What the... what is that!?
Baron Durant
>>18136085 Listen Omanyte. I'll put some green in your shell if you just call off this investigation
Detective Umbreon
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>>18136131 Don't think you will go unavenged!
Detective Oak
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Time for a real detective to handle this
Detective Meowth
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>>18136077 You were a good pal...
Anonymous
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>>18135994 You aren't suspicious at all.
Fullmetal (Dead) Torchic
Detective Umbreon
>>18136162 Glaceon does look a little suspicious telling us all what to do like that...
Voyeur Manectric
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The hail is strong, but I can sniff the blood of charmander not far away, the killer shall appear before me sooner or later
Detective Omanyte
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>>18136174 Hm...sorry sir, but it's really important to find this killer. We cant risk that any more of us or civilians die.
Baron Durant
>>18136162 Oh Mareep, you in charge here?
How about a put a little coin in your wool and we can call it a night? Are not your men exhausted? And you've found few leads so far.
Lady Dragalge
>>18135994 What are you trying to say?
Anonymous
>>18136204 >Brotherhood Damn I didn't know the Detectives had such shit taste in animu
Constable Assistant Mareep
>>18136212 quick, i'll hide and you confront the detective Anonymous
Let me play my song, i might be able to lure the killer out!
Detective Porygon-Z
>>18136165 OH GOD IT IS ATTACKING ME
QUICK DETECTIVE USE SCALD OR SOMETHING AAAAAAH
THE TYRANT'S EYE
Quoted By:
>>18136227 >Implying shit anime Brotherhood was actually really good.
Baron Durant
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>>18136233 And a washed up one hit wonder dies. What a shame.
Constable Assistant Mareep
>>18136221 Direct all questions to...the Detectives. I'm only here on field training...that went wrong when....when.....
Anonymous
Newbie Goomy
>>18136233 It worked, too well!
You should have waited for a Detective to protect you before singing
Detective Glaceon
>>18136162 >>18136212 Look, I'm just trying to do what I think is the fastest way to catch the killer. Alright? Pointing fingers, claws, paws, whatever at each other is ju-
>>18136241 What the... I can't even learn Scald but okay!
>Ice Beam >>18136221 Yeah, and I'M the suspicious one here
Detective Umbreon
>>18136231 Excellent. >>18136165 Glaceon, you seem to be a little worn out. Your work is surely tiring and you have been contributing much, no? I say you take a rest, Glaceon. I will take your position.
Anonymous
Constable Assistant Mareep
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>>18136233 ...Whitney Houston?
Anonymous
Lady Dragalge
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>>18136233 It was beautiful while it lasted..
Suspicious Sylveon
>>18136039 Fire types have been know to be.... destructive....
To fairy types at least... It's good you're gone... >>18136225 Oh nothing Lady Dragalge
Baron Durant
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>>18136274 I would sir but all your detectives are dying.
Poor Goomy, so young
Detective Meowth
Detective Porygon-Z
>>18136299 NOOOOO
DETECTIVE
NOOOOOOOOOO
DAMN YOU GHOST
>TRI ATTACK! detective... I loved you! Anonymous
>>18136288 >>18136299 A noob and a brood..
Heh..Back to back?...What're the odds?
THE TYRANT'S EYE
Detective Umbreon
>>18136299 I DIDN'T MEAN FOR THIS TO HAPPEN!
Constable Assistant Mareep
>>18136302 >>18136299 Detective Umbreon...how...how could you!?
Detective Omanyte
>>18136221 Sir, please leave this area while we are investigating. Also dont try to bribe us to leave.
Baron Durant
>>18136317 Listen I don't think a harlot is in much of a position to insult anyone here.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18136338 IT'S HIM
IT'S GENGAR
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Whoa, what has happened in here?
Detective Umbreon
>>18136343 D-Don't go accusing me, Mareep! I had no say in that poor thing's death an you know it! Do not go taking the offense to my side!
Anonymous
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>>18136288 why must it be the young ones?
PI Sylveon
Now, Private Investigator Sylveon is here
Anonymous
>>18136323 Detective, are you gonna let Anon and Torchic's sacrifice go to waste!? Find the answer, solve the crime, end this hell!
Suspicious Sylveon
>>18136341 >>18136343 Yes detective Umbreon.... How could you
Deadtective Dedenne
Sayonara, champs. I'm going into the great beyond to see if there's an answer to this madness.
Constable Assistant Mareep
>>18136371 Well you were the last one with it before it died! You filthy cold blooded murderer!
Baron Durant
>>18136349 I own this land and I pay your salaries. I'll do as I please
Red
Decommissioned Detective Glaceon
>>18136324 But I'm a dudebro I still ship this>rolls a Life Orb to you before keeling over Deadtective Pikaboo
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>>18136396 Godspeed, Deadtective Dedenne.
Suspicious Sylveon
>>18136363 I'll be excited for when you leave Detective Umbreon
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>>18136393 You snake; You vile creature! You planned this, didn't you? As I would expect from such a coldhearted creature! Turn yourself in at once!
>>18136401 You blind coward, Mareep! If only you would see that I am not the killer! I am not tainted with blood!
Z
Anonymous
Detective Meowth
>>18136377 >>18136396 I won't let you guys go in vain!
Constable Assistant Mareep
>>18136402 Sir...we cannot accept bribes. We're gonna have to detain you if you insist.
Voyeur Manectric
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Traces led to nowhere. No contact with life can be seen here. I'll return to town soon. In the meanwhile, I'll throw my thunders to menace anyone in hiding.
Anonymous
Detective Umbreon
>>18136433 Just as you deserved!
THE TYRANT'S EYE
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>>18136445 Close.
BUT STILL SUSPICIOUS.
Anonymous
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>>18136433 >>18136455 I'm at a lost for words
Detective Omanyte
>>18136402 Sure, I can understand if you want us to leave. This is your land, but you have to understand that this is really important. What if this killer murders someone you know? Do you want this to happen?
PI Sylveon
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>>18136483 And now the better of the two can stay
Constable Assistant Mareep
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>>18136433 Good, then leave.
Dead Suspicious Sylveon
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>>18136433 ACK! THE KILLER WAS-
ur mum >>18136375 >>18136469 yes pls die Detective Meowth
I will not be brought back just so I can watch my partners fall!
Baron Durant
>>18136467 I wouldn't advise it
Aaron 2191-7647-8370
Deadtective Dedenne
>>18136459 Dammit, I actually wanna get some shit done tonight, but you anons are so fucking awesome. Z
Constable Assistant Mareep
>>18136535 And you think you're above the law, you dirty little coward? To scared of us finding something on your property a little...incriminating?
Anonymous
will we ever find the murderer?
Deadtective Pikaboo
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>>18136529 SOLVE THE CASE MEOWTH
Detective Umbreon
>>18136555 MAREEP!
BUT OF COURSE!
THE ONE WHO ACCUSED ALL OF US IS THE ONE!
THE TYRANT'S EYE
>>18136547 >Deadtective >Missing the chance to be "Detective Deadenne" Anonymous
>>18136555 MAREEP, DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL US?
Aaron 2191-7647-8370
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>>18136555 Says the suspect.
Detective Meowth
>>18136555 Looking a bit suspicious, aren't we?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18136555 HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
PI Sylveon
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>>18136558 That I do not know anon.
Anonymous
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>>18136555 You took the bribe didn't you, you filthy bastard. Dying Detective Omanyte
Quoted By:
>>18136555 Fellow Detectives...this man looks...suspiciou...
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18136555 That's a pretty suspicious thing to say Mareep...
Detective Porygon-Z
>>18136425 porygon is genderless bruv I SHALL NOT FAIL YOU FALLEN COMRADE
WUAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>Fires Tri Attack into Ghost N
Who dares threaten pokemon in my presence?
Deadtective Dedenne
>>18136565 I just wanted to follow the trendthough now I feel like a fucking chump, god dammit. The Governor
It seems odd to me that we've witnessed the death of thousands of Detectives but Meowth is still "on the case."
Constable Assistant Mareep
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>>18136563 >>18136568 I...I...I...was with Constable Ursaring the whole time. I hid and only came out when the killings had stopped. P...please. You have to believe me!
Anonymous
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>>18136595 >tfw N gets quads and is killer Detective Umbreon
Quoted By:
>>18136577 MEOWTH! NO!
I-I FAILED YOU!
Decommissioned Detective Glaceon
>>18136555 Of course
Why else would he point nubs at me?
It's the electric sheep, guys
But still, fuck you for killing me Umby >>18136592 True Phantump Deadtective
Quoted By:
>>18136597 but if you weren't a deadtective we couldn't be Deadtectives United Deadtective Pikaboo
Quoted By:
>>18136597 It's not too late, you know.
Baron Durant
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>>18136555 Yes, I,the one concerned for my fellow townspeople's safety, am the coward. You seem awfully shifty at the moment sir.
THE TYRANT'S EYE
>>18136577 YOU WILL BE MISSED
Detective Umbreon
Quoted By:
>>18136599 Unfortunately, Governer. It seems that Meowth has now departed.
>>18136577 Constable Assistant Mareep
>>18136621 How could I even pick up a weapon with my nubnubs? I just a widdle adowable sheepy sheep ain't I?
Sherrif Deadpuff
>>18136555 I knew it!
I will make sure this case leaves a bad taste.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
U-uhm ... may ... may I ask a question? W-why would somebody kill anyone?
Z
Dead Suspicious Sylveon
Quoted By:
>>18136599 Yes, quite... weird... Meowth?
Deadtective Pikaboo
Detective Porygon-Z
Quoted By:
>The Ghost dissipates into smoke and vanishes woo boy i sure hope i dont find any shady killers 'round here
Baron Durant
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>>18136599 The governor...is dead. THE GOVERNOR. I WARNED YOU PEOPLE.
Anonymous
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>>18136647 You know I thought you were clear of suspicion, but you seem more...lively than most of us.
Deadtective Dedenne
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>>18136666 BITCH WHAT THE FUCK
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18136599 Who let the gov. official out or their sight?!
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18136666 why would you do this edgedoge
Phantump Deadtective
Detective Umbreon
Quoted By:
>>18136666 THE KILLER HAS REVEALED HIMSELF!
Constable Assistant Mareep
>>18136663 b...but YOU'RE DEAD
Ghost Detective Omanyte
Dead Suspicious Sylveon
Quoted By:
>>18136666 ZOROARK IS KILLER
THE TYRANT'S EYE
Deadective Meowth
Deadtective Pikaboo
Quoted By:
>>18136666 OH MY FUCKING GOD
Aaron 2191-7647-8370
PI Sylveon
Quoted By:
>>18136666 THE KILLER HAS BEEN FOUND!
Detective Porygon-Z
>>18136666 OH SHIT
GO DETECTIVES, LET US UNITE FORCES!
QUICK!
FOOOOR GLACEEEEOOON!
>TRI ATTAAAACCCKKKK! Recently Expired Shopkeeper Vileplume
Quoted By:
>>18136666 oh shit,
the view from pokeheaven is great you guys Anonymous
Constable Assistant Mareep
Quoted By:
>>18136666 YOU EVIL OCCULT SATANIC BASTARD. URSARING WAS MY FRIEND
Deadbie Goomy
Sherrif Deadpuff
Quoted By:
>>18136666 HOW DARE YOU KILLER
>>18136693 The afterlife always leaves revenge
Voyeur Manectric
>>18136666 EAT THIS YOU MURDEROUS GROUNDHOG!
(Dead) Metal-Torchicist
Phantump Deadtective
Quoted By:
>>18136721 I'M WITH YOU FRIEND!
>CURSE Detective Umbreon
>>18136666 You will pay for the deaths of our many comrades with your life, you vile creature!
Taste my justice!
Decommissioned Detective Glaceon
Quoted By:
>>18136555 >>18136661 I'm suspic-
>>18136666 MOTHERFUCKER! I'D KILL YOU IF I WEREN'T ALREADY KILL!
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18136666 AT FUCKING LAST!!
Z
Baron Durant
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>>18136666 You hideous bastard! Killing my townspeople! Wrecking my property! Come at me!
Squad Leader
This is now a Squirtle Squad investigation may i ask all other detectives to leave.
THE TYRANT'S EYE
>tfw I survived until the end
Deadtective Pikaboo
Constable Assistant Mareep
>>18136666 TASTE THIS.
SKY RAIN THUDERSHOCKERFUCK
(Dead) Metal-Torchicist
>>18136759 NOW MY DEAD BROTHERS, USE THE POWER OF YOUR SOULS TO CAST A CHAIN UPON THE FOUL DEMON
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18136666 You son of a bitch.
Detective Porygon-Z
>>18136754 SHIT HE AVOIDED THE ATTACKS
PHANTUMP, USE INGRAIN SO HE DOESNT ESCAPE!
ILL USE TRI ATTACK AND FINISH THIS!
Phantump Deadtective
>>18136790 LET'S ALL LIFT OUR ARMS TO SUMMON OUR SPIRIT ENERGY
Ghost Detective Omanyte
Anonymous
>dubs- you are kill (get the fuck out the thread) >several faggots still posting after rolling dubs not following the rules doing stupid like "i'm a ghost :p"
Baron Durant
>>18136754 Quick. He's a master of illusions. He may masquerade as any of us at any moment!
Squad Grunt
>>18136759 Yes my fellow squirtle comrade, let us reign victory over the killer!
(Dead) Metal-Torchicist
Quoted By:
>>18136776 not over til' it's over Rikka
Detective Umbreon
Quoted By:
>>18136811 DETECTIVE, I THINK YOU DIED AGAIN.
Squad Leader
Quoted By:
>>18136666 Oh shit got here too late good job people.
Constable Assistant Mareep
Phantump Deadtective
>>18136803 YOU GOT IT BOSS!
>INGRAIN Recently Expired Shopkeeper Vileplume
HEAVENLY LASER BEAM OF KILL
Lady Dragalge
(Dead) Metal-Torchicist
Quoted By:
>>18136816 like it matters, this shit is cancer, and we are going to enjoy life in this threads final moments
Deadtective Pikaboo
>>18136816 >implying the Deadtective Squad isn't kewl Z
Deadective Greninja
Quoted By:
>>18136666 SO YOU THE KILLER
Now if I wasn't killed...
Sherrif Deadpuff
Quoted By:
>>18136754 I MUST DESTROY YOU
TAKE THIS!
PLAY ROUGH!
Detective Umbreon
Onwards, detectives!
Deadtective Deadenne
Quoted By:
>>18136816 I ran out of images of other characters. Plus, deadtective squad is the best fucking thing I've seen in these threads for a while Phantump Deadtective
>>18136871 Deadtective Unit Patrol Squad 1 is the best
Constable Assistant Mareep
Quoted By:
>>18136884 GUYS! I'll give you light! JUST KEEP ATTACKING
Lady Dragalge
Quoted By:
>>18136884 Oh god spare me, I'll be your lover.
Detective Porygon-Z
THE TYRANT'S EYE
>>18136884 JUDGMENT LUCIFERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
based emolga
Dun worry guise I'll find the killer for you!
Detective Umbreon
>>18136909 HUUUUUUUUUAHHHHHHHHHH
JUSTICE TO ALL!!!!
Phantump Deadtective
>>18136909 MOTHER OF FUCK IT'S DOING IT
IT'S GONNA KILL HIM
PI Sylveon
>>18136884 >Moonblast Consider yourself caught
Deadtective Deadenne
Deadtective Pikaboo
Baron Durant
>>18136884 Fine. This old body still has fight in it. TAKE AN X-SCISSOR!
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18136925 You are sooo late
Dead Suspicious Sylveon
>>18136884 It's a shame the killer is as frail as a piece of paper....
I wonder whats taking them this long Detective Porygon-Z
>>18136909 >>18136844 >>18136754 >>18136785 >>18136782 >>18136811 >>18136846 >>18136821 Urghh!!!
Its not enough!!!!!
LEND ME YOUR POWER, COMRADES, FALLEN AND ALIVE!
LET US FINISH THIS ONCE AND FOR ALLL!!!!!
Decommissioned Detective Glaceon
>>18136891 Got a better idea
https://archive.foolz.us/vp/thread/18134354/ >>18136816 I'm just assuming it ascended from the original purpose of the thread or something
>>18136925 Slowpoke pls
>>18136909 Dude, no! Don't do it!
I love you too much to let this happen! ;_;>>18136948 Baron Durant
>>18136965 I told you. Zoroark is a crafty pokemon, capable of many tricks
THE TYRANT'S EYE
>>18136974 I can't. I work only for agents of darkness. I want this world to be destroyed.
Anonymous
Squad Leader
Quoted By:
>>18136823 Back to the hideout to bang some water type bitches.
Phantump Deadtective
>>18136942 d-does anyone from the Deadtective Unit Patrol Squad 1 go on /shw/ threads? I wouldn't mind talking to you guys again, this night has been great so far >>18136974 HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
>HOLDS UP TINY GHOST ARMS Deadtective Pikaboo
Dead Suspicious Sylveon
Quoted By:
>>18136989 Oh really? Lets see him take this.
*SYLVEON USED HYPER BEAM*
Baron Durant
Quoted By:
>>18136976 I may be old and I may be hated but dead I am not.
Sherrif Deadpuff
Quoted By:
>>18136974 HERE!
I WILL SUPPLY THE POWER OF MY BELLY DRUM
Detective Umbreon
Detective Porygon-Z
>>18136976 I'm sorry, Glaceon... I must do it.
It's time.
THIS IS FOR ALL THE PEOPLE YOU HAVE KILLED
HEREEEE I GOOOOOO!!!!!
HEEEREEEE I GOOOOOOOOOO
SPIIIRIIIT BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBBBBBBBBBB
Constable Assistant Mareep
Quoted By:
>>18136884 I'm going to rip your dick off if you don't go back to hell, demon.
Deadtective Pikaboo
>>18137009 I always do. Just in case we meet once again, my thing is David- IGN: Link [1736-1117-4263]. Just a heads up. Deadtective Deadenne
>>18137009 I-I would if I could actually hunt shinies effectively Z
>>18136909 >>18136921 >>18136932 >>18136936 >>18136938 >>18136948 >>18136965 All your efforts are for naught! I killed so many of you before, and I will continue to run you all through!
>>18137011 >Absorb Bulb >>18137044 Your Tri-Attack was what could have ended it all, Porygon! Now DIE!
Baron Durant
>>18137044 No...no more death.
Detective Umbreon
>>18137044 DETECTIVE PORYGON-Z SACRIFICED HIMSELF TO SAVE ALL OF US!
mom
>>18134354 Hi serena. When are you getting your ryhorn racing phd?
Decommissioned Detective Glaceon
>>18137009 I usually don't, but I stop by there every now and then to lurk. My main threads were the We are Pokemon ones but those are kill. If anything we can always make an IRC and continue an alternate reality or something >>18137044 >mfw perfect timing to get dubs NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Deadtective Deadenne
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>>18137044 HE'S FUCKING DOING IT
Z WILL BITE THE FUCKING DUST
>>18137067 EAT ADAPTABILITY NORMAL GEM HYPER BEAM, YOU SLICK SON OF A BITCH
Constable Assistant Mareep
>>18137067 I WILL NEUTER AND SPAY YOU
trust me, i can it make it as painful as possible Phantump Deadtective
>>18137059 I SAW YOU ON THE SHINY TRADE THREAD TODAY, YOU HATCHED NIGERIAN RIGHT? The name I use is Zack 0791-1775-0194 (Inkay, Vullaby, Sandile) >>18137061 You should go on /shw/ some time for some tips, it's always a good time (Dead) Metal-Torchicist
>>18137111 why the fuck do I find you suspicous
Anonymous
Let
>>18137067 go and ban every other RP faggot.
The fuck is this, Gaia/tumblr?
THE TYRANT'S EYE
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>>18137044 He died a hero ;_;7
serena
>>18137086 But mom...my pussy hurts riding those beasts
Anonymous
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I summon Kakrot.
Constable Assistant Mareep
>>18137131 I have black market connections. Now's not the time for this. The killer has revealed himself.
Deadtective Deadenne
Baron Durant
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>>18137111 Mareep can you stop acting shifty for once?
Phantump Deadtective
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>>18137096 That would be sweet Anonymous
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>>18137136 This is what /vp/ used to be like, be scared anon
mom
>>18137145 I told you to wear pads. Kids these days, showing off pussies to childhood friends
Constable Assistant Mareep
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>>18137155 oh god...guys...this...isn't...how...things were supposed to go down...
Zoroark kill them for me Phantump Deadtective
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>>18137044 Z! NO! YOU CAN'T LEAVE US NOW! YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE!
Deadtective Pikaboo
>>18137127 YES I DID IT WAS AMAZING HI ZACK Z
Anonymous
serena
>>18137180 B-but i never showed ash anything yet i swear
Now Dead Porygon-Z
>>18137070 >>18137073 >>18137009 >>18136991 >>18136933 >>18137096 T-t-thanks for all you have done, detectives...
It has been fun...
Im sorry...Glaceon...
Please... remember be....
And im sorry... Phantum..p...
Goodbye...
Fri...e...nd...s............
Phantump Deadtective
>>18137222 CONGRATS ON NIGERIAN PRICE Snorlax
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>>18137067 I'm sorry friends! I must do this to ensure that there are no more killings
>Self Destruct >Normal Gem Anonymous
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>>18137228 agreed and he's still going
>>18137238 Anonymous
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>>18137223 IT'S OVER IT'S ALL OVER
THATS THE BALL GAME
NO ES FAKE
UNOVA REMAKES CONFIRMED
N
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ZOROARK. YOU'VE BEEN VERY BAD. COME BACK TO ME AND WE CAN FIX THIS.
mom
>>18137238 Then this genital pictures in ash's pokedex belongs to....?
Phantump Deadtective
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>>18137239 I... it can't be true...
Detective Umbreon
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>>18137239 You will forever be the detective that we all aspire to be, Porygon-Z! Your call for justice will live on in the lives that have been enabled to continue thanks to your efforts.
Friendly Chikorita !DnH0jkg8I2
oh sorry I return
Deadtective Deadenne
>>18137239 RIP, you
Modest son of a bitch.
serena
>>18137275 I-i dont know....wait there's what in ash's pokedex?
Anonymous
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>>18137290 fucking tripfag missed the the whole damn thing
Deadtective Pikaboo
>>18137242 THANK YOU BUT UNFORTUNATELY PRINCE DIDNT FIT SO ITS JUST THE ENTIRE COUNTRY OF NIGERIA IN ITS ENTIRETY Baron Durant
>>18137223 I'm sorry it had to come to this
my friend ash
>>18137303 hey guys watcha talking about
Anonymous
Holy fucking shit this thread.>inb4dubsanddies
Phantump Deadtective
>>18137295 >modest ohyou.jpg
>>18137306 STILL A GREAT NAME Recently Expired Shopkeeper Vileplume
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>>18137290 most of us have died at this point.
Deadtective Deadenne
>>18137306 >>18137242 I feel strangely happy for you two. dawn
>>18137329 I can't believe you could do this! I thought what we had was special!
Anonymous
>>18137335 we killed the murdered, dubs is safe now
slowfag Anonymous
>>18137350 Then there's this guy
Phantump Deadtective
>>18137344 All three of us can be best friends and have a skype group or some shit called Deadtective Unit Patrol Squad 1 Metalkabuterimon
Anonymous
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>>18137363 >>18137350 In a thread with a bunch of autistic detective whodunnits, this guy is the worst.
Baron Durant?
>>18137313 Oh, believe me... You WILL be sorry.
Porygon-Z's Spirit
G-g-guys... Was it in vain....?
Anonymous
Deadtective Pikaboo
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>>18137336 I KNOW RIGHT WHAT A LOVELY NAME >>18137344 THANK YOU I THINK >>18137367 I NEED TO MAKE A SKYPE OR SOMETHING DO YOU HAVE STEAM AS WELL Deadective Greninja
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>>18137367 Oh this is pretty cool. I'm incredibly happy for you three.
Decommissioned Detective Glaceon
>>18137367 That'd be the shit. Skype names? >>18137239 >>18137404 Never 4get ;~;7
Well I'm already dead but yeah
N
>>18137404 Yes. Zoroark returned to me, his trainer. The city can sleep safely again.
Detective Umbreon
>>18137404 In vain?
No.
Your sacrifice has set us in an era of peace and prosperity. You will forever be honoured and kept alive through our thanks to you!
Do not look so dull in your last moments, detective. What you have done was courageous and brave.
Porygon-Z's Spirit
>>18137416 >>18137448 >>18137439 We did it...!
I can rest in peace now...
Perhaps we will meet again...
D-detectives...
Baron Durant
>>18137391 What...a second me? Who is this imposter!
My friend...is that you? Anonymous
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>>18137355 I saw the kill.
BUT AT WHAT COST.
WE LOST PORYGON Z
When's next bread? mom/serena
>>18137329 ... Ash....have a seat... Um...these pictures in your pokedex....ash you know these are wrong
Anonymous
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This was the most autistic string of threads I've seen on /vp/ in a while.
Deadtective Pikaboo
>>18137476 Goodbye, sir. You were a great detective.
Anonymous
>>18137448 >>18137044 A valiant sacrifice, but...
>>18137111 >>18137223 Isn't that the killing blow? Mareep, that little mascot of /shw/ did in the killer?
ash
>>18137486 But im a pimp and pimps take shots of nude gals they hump with it's the world maam grow up
Deadtective Deadenne
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>>18137492 >>18137367 actually kinda tempted to visit /shw/ threads now Anonymous
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>>18137508 Get a load of this guy.
pffft
Baron Durant?
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>>18137477 Take a wild guess.
Detective Umbreon
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>>18137503 It may have been Mareep to give the last blow, but it was Detective Porygon-Z's valiant and ongoing spirit that ultimately won us the price of peace!
Anonymous
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Godspeed, you glorious faggots.
Anonymous
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Janitor's a faggot.
