Anonymous
>>18142623 That's when you turn off your 3ds fucking faggot
Mason 3797-7791-1597
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>>18142650 Have to agree with this guy, its kind of all on you for not being more careful.
>thinking anyone would give you back good shit you accidentally traded >earlier today >see passerbyer message >"trading mew eggs" >lolwut >invite him to a trade to see if hes really trying to pull this shit >he accepts >shows me a random egg >then shows me his lvl 52 zoruark thats named its a mew egg >then shows me a shitmon named legendaries? >canceled the trade when he wouldn't give me an egg for a eevee >I just wanted to see what his fuckyoumon was >I wonder if he actually got anything good from doing that Anonymous
>>18142650 I'll have to next time, I though he would give it back. I mean who wants a poorly EV trained, no good IV, Sassy, likes to run, Torterra
Anonymous
>early X and Y >passerby asks to trade >tries to trade me a bad egg >named "Jy? or some shit, can't remember >actually takes me a few seconds to realize you can't nickname Eggs >nope
Anonymous
the worst is those asshole who invite you to trade and expect you to make the first move.
Mason 3797-7791-1597
>>18142866 what was he trying to trade you then?
Anonymous
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>>18142747 >not proud of its power Mason 3797-7791-1597
>>18142871 whenever I trade with strangers I never show them anything good until they show me good shit. I don't want them demanding my shinys and legendaries for whatever shit they have
Anonymous
>>18142880 The egg, he showed me it and it took me a few seconds to realize the egg was nicknamed when they obviously can't be. This was when the whole bad egg through WT thing was going on, it spreads through your boxes and the only way to stop it is to trade it on.
Anonymous
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>>18142871 THIS.
I never accept random trades. Battles, yes, trades no.
Mason 3797-7791-1597
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>>18142895 oh, I didn't have the game then
Anonymous
>passerby wants to battle >5-0 him >asks me to trade >shows me Snorlax nicknamed "ur mum" >cancel trade >add each other as friends
Anonymous
There was a 'friend' having a convocation with someone using shout-out. I don't know what they were on about, but they were apologising to the unknown player.
Anonymous
>>18142933 ha whenever i beat someone who uses all legendaries/smogon badly i sent them hp restoring power.
asshole move but i cant resist
Anonymous
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>>18142975 Beheheheheh genius I'm doing that from now on when I trash a fag
Anonymous
Lunar IGN: Stefan 4012-4920-7469 (Spheal, Bergmite, Lapras)
Lunar IGN: Stefan 4012-4920-7469 (Spheal, Bergmite, Lapras) Wed 19 Feb 2014 08:19:33 No. 18143024 Report >get into a trade with a french passerby >they have a few shinies, mostly fishing ones >she puts up a Shiny Poliwhirl >kinda want, want a green frogbro >put up around 5 Pokemon that would be a fair deal >they keep putting up a flabebe that's named 'No thanks :)' >alright >start offering a couple of non-fishing shinies >'No thanks :)' >they switch and show off their other pokemon, asking shiny4shiny >cancel trade >still want poliwhirl >make Shout-Out "Shiny Poliwhirl" >retrade her >she puts up a bunch of different shit >try to signal her my poliwrath followed by a shiny, then poliwrath, then another shiny, then poliwrath etc. in quick succession >doesn't acknowledge what I'm trying to say >cancel trade >fucking go to victory road to catch a poliwhirl and rename it SHINY THIS >do so >retrade >show SHINY THIS >silence >she puts it up >offer 20+ pokemon, high levels, good IVs, non-fish shinies >'No thanks :) >block her
Anonymous
>go online >passerby would like to trade with you >get a shitload of trade invites, my shoutout/profile comment isn't even "lets trade" >every time I accept, it's always some kid showing me shitmons asking for Genesect and shit >always offer a Wailord named Your Mom holding Burn Heal to these kinds of fuckers >"your partner no longer wants to trade. the trade has been canceled"
Mason 3797-7791-1597
>>18143024 when they say shiny for shiny they usually mean legendary shiny for my special snowflake shiny
Lunar IGN: Stefan 4012-4920-7469 (Spheal, Bergmite, Lapras)
Lunar IGN: Stefan 4012-4920-7469 (Spheal, Bergmite, Lapras) Wed 19 Feb 2014 08:26:42 No. 18143082 Report Quoted By:
>>18143074 not always the case, but I see what you're saying
that whole kerfuffle with frenchie took
20-25 minutes Anonymous
>>18142623 Dutchfag here, our English is bedtter than most Amerifat kids, so he probably understood you.
You're a faggot for trading away your Pokémon and not turning your DS off or shutting down communications.
Mason 3797-7791-1597
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>Had an extra manaphy a while back >shout out I'm trading it >get tons of trade offers for shitmon >no big deal its to be expected >someone finally shows me a darkrai >Itsabouttime.jpeg >offer to trade >they back out >they put the darkrai back up >try trading again >they cancel again >then they put up a shitmon named genesect >they refuse to trade for my manaphy Why fucking trade someone who says they have a manaphy when you want a genesect?
>>18143053 stealing that idea for shitty trade offers
Anonymous
This happened a day or so after the Diancie/Carbink relationship was revealed.>Passerby wants trade >Flash the dude a lv1 Carbink >Get a ditto >Adamant, pentaperfect 5IVs, imposter
Anonymous
>>18143115 >out English is bedtter >better Anonymous
>>18143127 Because a typo defines my ability to speak English, lardbag.
Anonymous
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>>18143158 >implying american Anonymous
>>18143158 >Having a typo in a sentence where you're trying to boast about your ability to use English Anonymous
>>18143115 Okay. I think he didn't have his sound on anyways.
I'ma just level up the one he gave me and it'll be like the same one. Traded+Lucky Egg+Exp power 3, he'll be level 100 tomorrow and I'll actually EV train him. It'll be the reincarnation of my broterra better then ever.
He apparently wanted my other one so I hope it helps him with whatever he wants, I'm guessing he doesn't have any level 100s so he will see a a lot of use in leveling his dudes. Now he doesn't have to sit in a box and I get to relive why I love Torterra so much.
Anonymous
>>18143272 Oh geez, just got invited to trade by another passerby
>give him a HH/PD Smeargle just because that is what I always do >He flashes a bunch of stuff I don't want >keeps flashing Zapodos, I have to put something just just to cancel the trade >I put up a Skuntank to let him knows it stinks to cancel the trade >he still puts up the Zapodos, fine, click trade with Skuntank thinking he will cancel >Trade happens, I think he is going to turn off his DS >right after trade finishes he exits >I go to send him a nice and wait for him to invite trade back but he already gets in a battle with someone else He spent like 15 minutes just trying to give me this Zapodos. I don't get it but cool.
Stef27: 1075-2049-9629
>>18142623 Yo speakjng of that does anyone have anything with payday that I could have to pass on to my smeargle? Literally anything. Thanks.
Dopekid 1289-9311-3617
>>18144195 You just nee Pay Day not Happy Hour?
Stef27: 1075-2049-9629
>>18144247 Yeah just payday bro
Dopekid 1289-9311-3617
>>18144314 Add me, I got you
Anonymous
I don't get why people randomly invite me to trades, then spend 5 minutes showing me obviously hacked shiny legendaries. Are they trying to show off?
Stef27: 1075-2049-9629
Anonymous
>>18142895 It could be egg in another language.
Anonymous
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>>18144367 If you read their first post it was named some gibberish that is quite obviously not Egg in another language.
Anonymous
>>18144367 >"Jy? >Egg in another language Anonymous
>Ask someone for a battle >His fucking team is full of legendarys >Shiny Rayquaza, Arceus, Darkrai, Shiny Hoh-Oh, Deoxys-Speed, Keldeo >Wreck his team with my OU team
Anonymous
>>18144406 There are some pretty strange languages out there, buddy.
Anonymous
>>18142975 How is that an asshole move?
Anonymous
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>random passerby wants to trade >The guy starts showing me his vivillion collection >I don't show any pokemon >He continues showing me his collection >I cancel >"waiting for the other player to finish" >He continues until the trade ends automatically
Anonymous
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>>18144420 Because after battles all your pokemons HP refills anyways so it is useless? It's saying they are hurt? Yeah I don't get how it is but some people want to feel like they are trolling when there is no way to so whatever.
Mason 3797-7791-1597
>>18144411 >battling anyone >I'm about to win >they disconnect The only reason I'll disconnect is if some faggot is using darkrai and nonstop using darkvoid everytime my team wakes up
Wendy 3437 3755 1543 (Larvesta/Magmar/Fletchinder)
Wendy 3437 3755 1543 (Larvesta/Magmar/Fletchinder) Wed 19 Feb 2014 12:08:43 No. 18144683 Report This is kind of an obscure one but I'll share.>on bus with girlfriend >grinding at the elite four to complete pokedex >another girl gets on, starts beaming when she sees my DS >she's chubby with hair in a ponytail, buttons and the like all over her messenger bag, kind of weeb looking but i like friends >she asks if im playing pokemon and i tell her yes >starts bragging excitedly about some mundane stuff (getting kalos starters on wondertrade, etc) >i tell her my pokedex is almost complete, show her my shinies, she playfully shouts 'cheater, cheater!' at me >asks me if i know how to get sylveon, i teach her to help her evolve her eevee >she ends up going to the mall with me and gf >we evolve each others gengar/alakazam/graveler, i send her kanto starters she doesnt have >she ends up buying me and my girlfriend lunch just cause, i'm desperately asking if there's anything else i can do for her at this point because dude she bought us so much fuckin food >tells us when she leaves to see her movie 'don't worry about it, just promise me you'll do something nice for a stranger you meet, too!' >mfw
Anonymous
>jap invites me to a Multi Battle >whatcouldpossiblygowrong.wav >this happens
Anonymous
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>>18144341 Yes. they're fucking kids, man, kids like to brag about having things. I hope you're aware of pokemon community being mostly underage because obvious reasons?
Anonymous
>>18144683 so when did you fuck?
Wendy 3437 3755 1543 (Larvesta/Magmar/Fletchinder)
Wendy 3437 3755 1543 (Larvesta/Magmar/Fletchinder) Wed 19 Feb 2014 12:24:02 No. 18144781 Report >>18144753 never saw her again, not even online. such a shame. would've loved to be friends.
Mason 3797-7791-1597
>>18144781 What did she unfriend you or some shit
Anonymous
>Just right now >Random Japanese Passerby gives me a Nice!! >Invites me to trade. Why the fuck not? >Immediately shows me a Lvl 100 obviously hacked Shiny Ditto >Show my Minccino click offer >Trades me the shiny Ditto >It has 6 IVs
Wendy 3437 3755 1543 (Larvesta/Magmar/Fletchinder)
Wendy 3437 3755 1543 (Larvesta/Magmar/Fletchinder) Wed 19 Feb 2014 12:29:34 No. 18144824 Report >>18144802 it was implied with some of the thing she said that she was poor and in a place with no active internet connection, so that's probably why.
Anonymous
>>18144683 I love doing this to people
Especially back in school
Become one of the best people/friend you'll ever meet then disappear soon after on a good favor.
I hate when they find me though I have to pretend i dont know them.
Mason 3797-7791-1597
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>>18144824 >letting a poor girl buy you and your gf lunch your a monster
Heldrik - 0834-2092-3985 (Lampent, Phantump, Dusclops)
Heldrik - 0834-2092-3985 (Lampent, Phantump, Dusclops) Wed 19 Feb 2014 12:32:39 No. 18144845 Report >>18144411 Similar story here.
>Ask a passerby to battle. >He has an all-legendary team. >Shiny Darkrai, Mewtwo, Rayquaza and the Dragon/Creation Trio. >Decide to battle him because Wynaut. >Greninja vs Darkrai. >He disconnects. WTF? I know he was probably gonna thrash me but still...
Anonymous
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>>18144822 Ive been doing this to people
on vp and passerbys.
you people never see it coming. Soon the world will be full of that one cloned 100 6IV shiny ditto.
Wendy 3437 3755 1543 (Larvesta/Magmar/Fletchinder)
Wendy 3437 3755 1543 (Larvesta/Magmar/Fletchinder) Wed 19 Feb 2014 12:33:24 No. 18144853 Report >>18144838 it ensures their memories of you will be fond ones and doesn't require much socialization. everyone wins.
Anonymous
>wonder trading some 4 IV seviper >amongst all the fletchlings I get a cloyster >check it in summary later >it's fucking shiny >the dude who traded it to me had a "shiny 4 shiny" message >feel bad since I sent him a shitty seviper >trade with him and put the cloyster on display >he gives me a magicarp and takes it back
Mason 3797-7791-1597
>>18144838 I don't like when people try to hard to be my friend
Anonymous
>>18144896 Neither do I. Years of sperience has given me a way to get people into my life without them even noticing.
Always works on the less fortunate. or the ones leading boring lives.
I'm a walking bundle of false happiness.
>>18144853 My thoughts exactly. And you get to keep meeting new people.
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>uploading pentaperfect scyther breed leftovers on WT >mostly shitmon but one porygon >suddenly I trade my last one >"anon sent you Chandelure" >lvl.89 >loadsa ribbons from other gen
Anonymous
>>18144187 you have 7 more days anon
the curse is now yours
Anonymous
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>>18144411 Same here although he disconnected when all he had left was his mega mewtwo
kids are such faggots
Anonymous
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>>18144845 Most of the people running legendaries have no idea how to use them. Beating them isn't so hard and feels good.
Anonymous
>>18143115 >our english is better than most amerifat kids not true, I'm quite sure that around 70% of Dutch people speak like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymRlgDI9IPM Anonymous
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I had chat on once, all I heard was the sound of heavy breathing and buttons being clicked, I guess we were both too assburgers to say anything.
Anonymous
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>>18144481 >battling someone >they are winning but not too much >3DS loses connection as my azumarill is downed they will forever think I ragequit
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>18144969 "I'm a walking bundle of false happiness"
you're a faggot dude.
Anonymous
>>18143272 I geez, I went back online and the same guy was online again. I was wondering if I should send him a trade invite when he sent me one.
>I just put up his Torterra >he puts up junk, cancel out of trade a bunch >He puts up Venasaur with mega stone >I clicks trade, it worked >I gave him his Torterra back and got his Mega stone, then left >He sends trade invite again, I just flash my legendarys and shinys and Viv collection, just to style a bit >he will flash my Torterra but never put it up >I just start flashing Unown F, A, and G all as fast as I can til he leaves At least I took something kinda good from him. Overall, today as a good day with Passerbys for me.
Anonymous
>>18145154 So what are you gonna do with 2 bulbastones?
Anonymous
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>>18143158 >>18143200 Ouch... and you're not coming back because you don't have anymore Gary pictures.
Anonymous
>>18144341 >Obviously hacked What do you mean? How can you instantly tell their hacked? Because they're shiny?
Anonymous
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>>18145177 I don't know ... I would trade it if it wasn't for the fact everyone has one and no one wants it. The victory is more in him not having it.
Anonymous
>Passerby wants to battle >Do so >Wipe the floor with him/her >For some reason I added him/her >IGN is Britteny yet in Safari it shows his name is Branden or some shit >Keeps sending me trade requests me while I'm MMing >Wants to use voice chat >Keep declining >Eventually give in and see what this fuck wants >Realize it's an aspie 12/13 year old at most with a lisp >Wants a "shany garantina" >Voice in the background asks him who's he talking to >Due to his lisp, he says "My new fwend Joe's" (my name isn't Joe either but his aspie lisp is so thick) >It's his mom, and he tells her that's he's trading with me >Wants some of my shinies and mega stones, but I tell him no over voice chat and he back offs like an emasculated beta >Help him with his dex a bit (3 Pokemon that I wouldn't miss) and end trade >This was on Saturday and he keeps sending me trade requests or voice chat requests
Anonymous
>>18145287 What's your friend safari name even? Just your personal Mii's name or what?
Anonymous
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>>18145287 t-that's kinda cute
Anonymous
>>18145302 Yeah it's my personal name, which is also my Mii's name. My name is Jose, and since he was likely American I'm not sure how he got Joe's from that (as in Trader Joe's) as usually Americans pronounce my name as Jo-say or Hoe-say.
Either way, I only go online now to go to the Battle spot or to WT my breeding rejects. It's a bit annoying to get a fucking trade request every fucking minute or so when you're trying to hatch eggs.
Anonymous
>>18145342 I meant in general, if people see your Mii's name or some other name you filled in somewhere
Also, Jose is pronounced Hoe-say / Go-say right?
Anonymous
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>>18145358 Well in the Friend Safari people appear with the name of their Mii rather than their IGN. Not sure how he mispronounced a (fairly) common name, although I don't blame him if he lived somewhere like the Dakotas.
Jose is Ho (short o sound) - sé (as in second). My last name is Basque so I have an even harder time trying to get people to pronounce it correctly.
Anonymous
>>18142623 Takes quite a few clicks to accidentally trade a pokemon.
Anonymous
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>>18145552 if someone puts something up you have to get to the offer/cancel screen to back out so they can put something else up. he clicked offer instead of cancel, so only one click really.
Anonymous
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>passerby wants to fight >accept and use my Ghost monotype team >he's using cookiecutter probably in-game team judging by Flame Body Talonflame >destroy his anus 6-0, he never switches even when it would have helped him, lets me set up +6 Aegislash >Passerby wants to trade! >Passerby wants to trade! >Passerby wants to trade! >Passerby wants to trade! >Passerby wants to trade! >spams trade invites for the next hour
Anonymous
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>>18144411 Nice battle, but in my opinion that Malamar is too gimmicky
Anonymous
>Passerby wants to trade >Keeps cycling through their legendaries and high level pokemon >Does not accept a single reasonable trade >Show Meloetta >Wait until I'm certain they're locked into trying to trade >Put 3DS down >Go do something else
Anonymous
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>Passerby wants to trade >nottodisushituagain.jpg >Cancel >Passerby wants to trade >Passerby wants to trade >Starting to piss me off so I accept >Flashes me a Phione named Manaphy >"ledgendaries ;)"
Anonymous
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>>18142892 >pokemon named GIVE SHINY >shows his zoroark >offer him a shitmon >NO >GIVE SHINY Nick (3394-3553-8842)
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>Random black anon invites to trade last night >Asks for victini >Got a victini from an anon for free a few days ago >gives me a shiny timid lv 100 darkrai >Got a good trade and ran out of there
Merenwen 0662 - 3938 - 6207 (Ice: Spheal, Bergmite, Piloswine)
Merenwen 0662 - 3938 - 6207 (Ice: Spheal, Bergmite, Piloswine) Wed 19 Feb 2014 16:48:22 No. 18147239 Report >don't know exactly how it started >meet a passerby (fight, trade..I don't know anymore >registered as friends after some battles and trades, nice conversations via shout out >he gave my some bank starters from the older games after bank released for the first time. Thank you SO SO much, got me a good start breeding and trading so I could get all over GTS >giving him some non starter bank mons in return a few days after. Hope you appreciated it =) >gave him a shiny regigigas right now (for shiny luxray, I love that mon so much <3) > really nice person, never ever annoyed with to much trading and fighting requests (or unwanted trade with gamechats or such bullshit) > End of story, I just wanted to say, that you're an awesome person and I really like to play with you SILVER :) Maybe you read this
Anonymous
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>acquaintance wants to trade >aight >we trade multiple times >I get about 7 older gen starters >she gets assorted Pokemon from my WT boxes and a few breeding rejects
Anonymous
>have my shoutout as what I'm breeding up for trades >"TRADING FEEBAS!" >passerby requests trade >accept >he immediately shows a lvl 100 shiny Metagross >uh >show feebas >he doesn't put the Metagross away so I assume he's ok with that??? >hit the trade button >suddenly he puts the Metagross away, scrolls over a few boxes and shows me a lvl 1 Feebas >cancel trade
Anonymous
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bumping with more because this thread is neat>have my shoutout as "hatchingpwr pls!" while I breed >passerby gives me hatching power 3 >mah nigga >check his shoutout, it's "SEND ME TRADES!!!!" >well if you insist >send him a trade request, he either doesn't see it, or ignores it >wait a bit, send him another >same again, so wait a bit more, send another >he finally accepts, perseverance wins >he's scrolling through his boxes, they're all a bit empty >show him the spare Dialga I have >long pause, then he shows a lvl 73 Hydregion >offer, accept trade >give him a 'nice!' once we're done
Anonymous
>>18144696 >Mewtwo uses Hurricane what
Anonymous
>someone trades me >he just constantly flashes shiny legendaries, just to brag >put up a renamed sneasel with "Ur a fegit" >he/she closed trade >sends me a "Great!"
Anonymous
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relevance considering this just happened>wonder trading out some piplups so everyone can have a penguin bro >get a trade request from someone I WT a piplup to >sure why not >He's only got about a half a box of pokemon >Keeps trying to offer me a lv 13 volbeat >put up an eevee named "No thanks" >he just keeps switching between a pansage and this damn volbeat >I disconnect >5 trade requests later and this is still going on
Anonymous
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>>18150606 This
I do the same thing with my shoutout. Then when i put up what I'm trading they get all pissy.
But I've actually snagged a few shinies with them too.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>18144419 >strange languages out there >this one obviously uses question marks as letters Anonymous
>>18143125 >Diancie so is it an evolution of carbink or some other bs story?
Anonymous
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>>18146530 fucking lol'd so har
Anonymous
>someone trades me >accept >they start flashing up a shitton of nicknamed Pokemon >"LOOKING FOR" >"SHINIES" >"LEGENDS" >"ADD ME" >"FC:" >try to cancel but the fucker keeps putting Pokemon up >turn off 3DS
Anonymous
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>>18147239 looks like someone's panties are wet for silver
Anonymous
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>>18145234 If they show me 6shiny legendaries in a row
Then I'm pretty sure they are hacked
Anonymous
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>hacked shiny legendaries >every random passerby trade ever
Anonymous
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I don't get the point of passerby trades, it's so awkward and I just deny them every time
Anonymous
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>>18152664 >tfw no force cancel trade option. Anonymous
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>>18152625 It's a mutant Carbink.
Carbink is to Diancie what sludge is to Grimer.
Anonymous
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Really wish they kept the little emoticons from BWB2W2. They'd help A LOT.>>some guy asks me to trade >>inb4 bank >>offering various pkmn >>Offers Seadra with item >>Accepts and gives decent high leveled Dragalge >>Seadra doesn't evolve?? >>Trader cancels trade. >>Check Item >>Dragon fang not Drago Scale
Anonymous
Anonymous
>WT some Chikorita >Stop for a bit an get a TR >Guy flashes the Chikorita I give him and then d/cs >Add him to friends list because why not, more friend safaris. >Won't stop asking for a trade request with voice chat on. >Keeps trying to trade, goes on for about half an hour >Finally give in and trade with voice chat on >It's some kid asking if I want a Shaymin egg. >Know it's BS, but I'm kinda wondering what's this kid's deal >Wants a Victini in exchange for his "Shaymin Egg" >Flash him a Chikorita Egg and tell him it's a Victini egg >Says I'm trying to scam him because Victini can't breed but his game has a legendary breeder that can breed legends. >Say I have the legendary breeder too >He D/Cs
Anonymous
>>18144683 >obsessive fan >doesn't know anything Anonymous
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>>18151005 Mixed messages. Either a prepubescent boy or a woman.
Anonymous
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>>18145072 It's like he's doing it on purpose. He literally makes a fool out of himself. I can't deny most of us have an odd accent, though.
Anonymous
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>>18153791 c-casuals right?
Anonymous
>A week or two after the original bank launch and failure >Sitting on bus on the way to work >Suddenly passerby Jason >"I want Turtwig" >Have a box full of Turtwig >Send trade request >No response for five minutes >On the BART on the way to work >"NOTICE ME SEMPAI" >Look around no other 3DS in sight
Anonymous
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>>18144994 Did you check to see if it was genned?
Anonymous
>>18145287 Reminds me of my buddy:
>add a bunch of people from friend safari threads >about a week later, doing random shit >your friend would like to trade >My friend? Okay >Would you like to use voice chat? >I dunno if this thing will do voice chat, but I try >h-hello? >hello? >OMG HELLO! >HELLO! >HI! >WOW! >I KNOW! >I'm talking to some 10 year old >He asks for level 100s, I ask if he has shinys >what are shinys? >Tell him, but don't show him, he sounds amazed at the secret colored pokemon >He wants strong level 100s, I give him 5IV leftovers and tell him that they'll be powerful at level 100, but he has to super train them before he levels them >I don't get any littleshit vibes from him >He shows his level 100s, talks a little about stats >I show my lvl50+ competetive mons >we both have good taste >Here dude, have this pokemon >show shiny absol I got in wonder trade >he asks if it's red because it's shiny and I say yeah >he starts orgasming, offers one of his bros >No man, give me something with a really low level >random level 14 oddish named marijhana >mfw >give him absol >we pokemon buddies now >always nice each other when we're online >later on get him to evolve my competetive kadabra >"what?! why does your kadabra have 200 speed?" >"uhh, it's got a timid nature" >"So they do make a difference" >Trading with with my poke apprentice >he says he really wants arceus and asks if I have one >I dont, but show him some legendarys I jewed >His mind is blown and he immediatley starts asking how I got them and if I'd trade them, showing his shit >No way I'll trade these man >he actually stops >Yeah, I wouldn't either >coolest kid ever >He asks how it's even possible to have them >tell him how some got through before bank crashed >asking what I had that people would trade legends for >explain gts jewing to him, step by step >he's piecing it together in his head >feel a parents pride as he realises what he could achieve with this Anonymous
>>18156025 >a few days later >trading with poke-padawan >he shows me all his new legendarys, most more valuable than mine >cherish ball shiny rayquaza >tell him he did a great job, explain that he can trade those for event pokemon like shaymin and mew >offer to trade all our legendarys for pokedex >we do this and trade back, he evolves my electabuzz >mfw I have nothing left to teach him and he's become better than I could be for his time Anonymous
Anonymous
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>X/Y just came out >Ben from USA PA >Im LVLing up my O Powers and spamming them on passerbys >Ben says NICE >Ben wants to battle >Eh sure why not >Ben wrecks me with his much higher LVL pokemon >Ben wants to trade >Not now Ben. I gotta go to work. Besides, Im only at the second gym. I doubt I have something you want >Eventually open up trade with him >He doesnt like anything I got no surprise >Ben wants to battle >Ben wants to trade >2 weeks of this shit >Ben wants to trade >2 months of this >Ben wants to battle >FUCK YOU BEN! Why'd you add me to your Favorites!? >Its on Ben! >Assume Ben is an 8 year old boy who uses legendaries >Figure out which legendaries he will have >Build a team against it >I was right >I kick his ass in a battle >Ben no longer bugs me
Anonymous
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>>18154588 what if it was Hex Maniac grill from Lumiose? Spooky
Anonymous
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>>18156025 >corrupting a child Sounds deliciously devious
Anonymous
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>passerby wants to battle >accept, even though my team isn't even close to well prepared >your partner has disconnected >every time
Anonymous
>Random person I added in a /vp/ safari thread offers to trade me >Accidentally accept with voice chat on >It's some girl and her friend or boyfriend or whatever >Mouth is welded shut >She's talking and laughing with her friend >She shows me some pokemon >I show her that I have the same pokemon >She says she doesn't think I can hear her because I'm not saying anything >Cancel trade >tfw I heard everything >tfw I'm just a beta
Wendy 3437 3755 1543 (Larvesta/Magmar/Fletchinder)
Wendy 3437 3755 1543 (Larvesta/Magmar/Fletchinder) Thu 20 Feb 2014 05:10:08 No. 18159067 Report Quoted By:
>>18153791 she didn't seem very obsessive? just enthusiastic. you can love something without being well-versed in it. i loved and obsessively played the shit outta pokemon long before i knew what IVS or EVs or competitive battling was.
hell i thought shinies were a myth.
Anonymous
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>>18158974 >>18156025 Bit off topic, but I've been meaning to ask. how good is the mic quality on the 3DS? How loud is it?
Whenever I see the 'would you like to use game chat' option, I seriously wonder if I should go yes, but I don't want to be really loud or sound retarded over mic.
Anonymous
>invited to battle >He invites me to trade >Add as friends, figured this 10 year old may have a good safari >uh, hello? >um .. >Why is your name Dopekid (What I named myself) >oh, yeah ...
Anonymous
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>>18142623 >passerby wants to battle >he request enable mic option >i click ok, but make volume 0 and just stay silent >he sends out 3 mon i send out 6 :)))))))))
Mason 3797-7791-1597
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>>18150606 This fills me with the fury of a thousand suns
Anonymous
>>18162054 Why do they call you Dopekid?
Mason 3797-7791-1597
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>>18153701 Damn I didn't think there were that many idiots trying that scam. It happened to me the other day
>see passerbyer shout that hes trading mew eggs >lolwut >send him a trade request to see if hes really doing this >he accepts and flashes me an egg >then a lvl 48 zorua named its a mew egg >put up an egg and some random shit mon because I want to see what his fuckyoumon is >he refuses and demands legendaries for his bs egg >flash him my shiny mew and raquaza before leaving >he trade requests me again >accept >flash shiny mew and leave >10 min later another invite >shows me a lvl 38 shitmon named shiny mew please? >show it to him and then my zorua named no >leave >he shouts asking for the shiny mew >turned off ds In hindsight I wish I named some shitmons just hatch a shiny mew mate to see how mad he would get
Anonymous
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>>18162136 It's a nickname
I gave myself I had as a kid that has stuck. I just started using it in video games and stuff because i didn't want to put my real name and my brothers started calling me it.
Anonymous
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>get all my Bankshit through >have a dickload of extra Manaphys, Deoxys, and regular Legends I got from Ranger, events, and game replaying >look through the PSS to find good trades >find passerbys requesting the Pokemon I have >they keep putting up shitmon, Repeat Ball, not even Shiny, for it >show off their Shinies right before >one Passerby has "RESHIRAM PLS" >put up my Level 100 Blue Fire Reshiram, sure to get something >she puts up Ariados >I cancel >she puts up a Level 52 Master Ball Reshiram
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>Passerby asks for a Triple Battle >Indulge him despite being crap at them >Manage to win since his team wasn't all Legends like the last few people I battled >Passerby asks for trade >Gives me Korean Event Darkrai for my spare Cresselia
Anonymous
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> passerby wants to battle, accept > its a Jap, so i assume hes (female avatar, but i know better) going to be tough as nails > he has his ingame team, including a HM slave, but i figured he was rusing me and cracked on anyway > 6-0 him > realise it was his ingame team after all > feel like shit for not cutting him some slack > about a week later, same guy asks to trade, accept > he offers a jap event victini, which i dont have > i only have shitmons to spare > decide to end trade, but he hangs on for about a minute before giving up > feel even worse > mfw when
Anonymous
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>Passerby asks for a battle >Fights me with something that looks to be an in-game team >Delphox, Venusaur, Pangoro, Diggersby, Talonflame, Florges >Stomp his team 6-0 >Comes back a minute later with another challenge >Accept because why the hell not >Came back with SMOGON: THE TEAM: THE MOVIE: THE GAY PORNO >Talonflame, Greninja, Aegislash, Rotom-W, Mega Lucario, and, of course, Genesect >notthisshitagain.jpg >Close match, manage to win 2-0 against him
SITH 0919-9882-3949 (spearow, tranquill, tropius)
SITH 0919-9882-3949 (spearow, tranquill, tropius) Thu 20 Feb 2014 11:43:38 No. 18162380 Report Quoted By:
>passerby sends battle request >why not >don't look at settings, not a flat battle >greninja, groudon, rayquaza and kyogre lvl100 >using my team in battle box, about lvl 50 >get rekt >send him a request, set as flat battle >only use 4 pokemon, to be fair >wreck him, only lose my smeargle lead
