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Anonymous Thu 20 Feb 2014 23:03:37 No.18169027 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>18169165 >>18169980 >>18170022 >>18170387 >>18172455 >>18177315

>cutest thing ever
>evolves into some edgy faggot
>happens every fucking time
GF why

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Feb 2014 23:12:34 No.18169165 Report

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>>18169027
>thinking that little shit is cute
>not liking Zoroark
Nigga dats why

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 00:07:59 No.18169980 Report

Quoted By: >>18172455

>>18169027
You literal degenerate fuck, something having dark undertones does not fucking make it "edgy". That's just a stupid buzzword that queers throw around when they don't like something.

Zoroark is supposed to be sly and sinister, it's a sneaky spirit fox-demon thing. That's its gig

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 00:11:01 No.18170022 Report

Quoted By: >>18170059

>>18169027
"Edgy"? More like motherly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 00:14:37 No.18170059 Report

Quoted By: >>18170088 >>18170107

>>18170022
>motherly

Except that's wrong. Don't apply the traits of one individual from one shitty movie to a whole population.

Besides,
>gender ratio

More like fatherly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 00:16:26 No.18170088 Report

Quoted By: >>18170357

>>18170059
Bonds between these Pokémon are very strong. It protects the safety of its pack by tricking its opponents.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 00:17:43 No.18170107 Report

Quoted By: >>18170357

>>18170059
>He haven't read its Pokedex

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 00:34:44 No.18170357 Report

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>>18170088
>>18170107

>It protects the safety of it's pack

Yeah, it doesn't say anything about motherly tendencies. Any member will defend the pack, it isn't a job restricted to mothers.

Talk about extreme misinterpretations.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 00:36:44 No.18170387 Report

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>>18169027
What the fuck do you expect it to evolve into a rainbow colored version of Zoroark? It is bigger and keeps the same color scheme as it's pre evo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 03:01:25 No.18172244 Report

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so it's same as with womyn

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 03:14:59 No.18172455 Report

Quoted By: >>18172511 >>18177222

>>18169027
>>18169980
It's a fucking kabuki fox, you slime.

That said, I'm sad that its shiny form isn't white.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 03:18:20 No.18172511 Report

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>>18172455
> it's a sneaky spirit fox-demon thing

is that not what a kabuki is? He never said anything wrong, just didn't name it specifically

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 10:21:31 No.18177222 Report

Quoted By: >>18177290

>>18172455
I wish it would evolve into kabuki fox keeping the original Zorua coloration, not some edgy furbait with tail-hair looking totally out of place

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 10:31:20 No.18177277 Report

Quoted By: >>18177304

>it has a black colour scheme
>it has dark typing
>hurr edgy I want more MLPmons

I wanted Zoroark to actually become a stable like Lucario, could have been a perfect counterpart in future games but they failed by making the requirements to get it so ridiculous so it never catched on

If you want an example of something ruined look at Goomy

> Heard it was the psuedo
> saw pic of it doing a hyperbeam adorable as hell
>evolves into good little snail slime
>fuck yeah this is gonna be best pseudo
>evolve it to Goodra
>ruined fucking everything good about the pre-evo and turns to fetish bait
>into the box

I was hoping for a slime snail with giant green eyes and instead got that shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 10:33:38 No.18177290 Report

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>>18177222
The colour is near enough the same and you can see where that hair comes, not like it was some random addition out of no where

Stop throwing that word around like a fag
>>>/mlp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 10:35:54 No.18177304 Report

Quoted By: >>18177323 >>18177386 >>18177388

>>18177277

How is a giant goopy dragon 'fetish bait' in anybody's eyes save for those of a few artists? Who could probably transform any Pokemon into fetish bait if they tried? Hell, you mentioned Lucario, and he's a better example of actual 'fetish bait' than Goodra is.

There's always the Everstone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 10:37:45 No.18177315 Report

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>>18169027
Mot everything has to be fucking 'le uguu kawaii' shit nigger. It's pokemon, if you want just cute go to fucking neopets or some shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 10:39:24 No.18177323 Report

Quoted By: >>18177409

>>18177304
See
>>>>18176693

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 10:52:52 No.18177386 Report

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>>18177304
>a few artists
>tfw most of Goodra's art is fetish
>Cute Innocent Friendly Eyes
>A Huge Butt much like Dragonite
>Friendly like Dragonite
>It's made of goo, thus it attracts wet and messy fetishists
>It has stubby legs and feet which attract animal foot fetishists
>The Pokedex mentions that it likes to give hugs, thus catering to the lonely autists
>It has a big gut and a large muzzle like Dragonite. Perfect for the vorefags
>It has long antennae that are capable of moving and retracting, catering to the ticklefags''
>Huge Buttocks = Diapers
>Bulky and Large, thus catering to the inflationists and the chubsters

It's the ultimate fetish bait. Don't fucking deny it. It's more popular than Braixen too. It's riiiiiight up there with Gardevoir and Lucario.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 10:52:58 No.18177388 Report

Quoted By: >>18177432

>>18177304
Is this your first 10 minutes on /vp/?
Take a look around and you'll see why everyone hates Goodra

I'm not really a fan of Lucario but I understand it's gonna be a major Poke for a long time so Zoroark would have just been a nice addition to it as a rival

Never had hopes for it to disappoint where as I was hoping for a adorable team member to go counter my "edgyier" favourite Hydreigon

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Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 10:57:15 No.18177409 Report

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>>18177323
I went on that thread..
I died inside..
I don't want to live anymore..
Fuck you, Anon-Kun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 11:02:05 No.18177432 Report

Quoted By: >>18177449

>>18177388
>as a rival
>no real way to compete even against gimped versions of base Lucario

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 11:07:49 No.18177449 Report

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>>18177432
More like counterparts like Espeon/Umbreon

Maybe not compete well in game but could have resulted in decent episodes with that illusion and both in SSB

Not to mention it would have got buffs in gen 6 if it succeeded and a mega next like other popular mons

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