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Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 16:35:43 No.18180052 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>18180331 >>18180435 >>18180959 >>18181312 >>18181505 >>18182153 >>18184069 >>18184602 >>18184830 >>18186117 >>18193428

Think of a Pokemon.
Got it?
no fuck that shit. Keep thinking.
Got it?
That Pokemon is now on an elevator with you. How do you react?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 16:51:30 No.18180275 Report

Quoted By: >>18182058

>Late for board meetings, swing through Tim Hortons on the way because starving
>Dat Mac n cheese mmmm yeah
>Open bag
>Bitch forgot my plasticware
>gatdammit.png
>Gonna have to wolf this shit down at my desk
>Park
>Walk into work
>Board elevator
>Electabuzz standing there like a hoodlum
>He looks at me
>"What floor?"
>"Uh, 4 please"
>Presses button
>Elevator shorts out
>Trapped in elevator for hours while my goddamn Mac n cheese gets cold

>Mondays

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 16:57:44 No.18180331 Report

Quoted By:

>>18180052
>Gardevoir
I feel uncomfortable already

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 17:05:35 No.18180435 Report

Quoted By:

>>18180052
>ditto

hope i dont step on him

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 17:08:19 No.18180469 Report

Quoted By:

>Arbok
Try to appease it so it doesn't get hostile?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 17:38:40 No.18180959 Report

Quoted By:

>>18180052
byump

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 17:58:25 No.18181292 Report

Quoted By:

>Ludicolo
Be annoyed by the constant dance related bumping at first before eventually giving in and starting to dance along. People at any stops made wait for another elevator instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 18:00:18 No.18181312 Report

Quoted By:

>>18180052
>Breloom
Please don't use Spore, Please don't use Spore, Please don't use Spore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 18:02:02 No.18181327 Report

Quoted By:

>Corsola
Not sure why it came to mind, but I'm not bothered by it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 18:05:05 No.18181371 Report

Quoted By:

>Flygon
>Don't you have wings mate? why are taking the elevator?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 18:06:59 No.18181395 Report

Quoted By:

>Tyranitar

SAND IS EVERYWHERE

ALL OVER MY EYES, IN MY MOUTH

AAAAAAAAA

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 18:08:26 No.18181414 Report

Quoted By:

>Magmar
hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 18:10:03 No.18181430 Report

Quoted By:

>wailord

I's speechless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 18:14:25 No.18181468 Report

Quoted By:

>Politoed
OH GOD THE RAIN I'M SOAKING FUCKING SHIT CMON OH FUCK WATER IS RAISING I'M GONNA DROWN

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 18:15:08 No.18181475 Report

Quoted By: >>18189997

>It's raining
>It spends the entire time bitching about how it is no longer viable
>My Chinese Take Out gets all soggy, causing the bag to break and the contents to spill all over the place
>My favorite shirt is ruined
>Water is gradually rising
>The rain water eventually exceeds the elevator's weight capacity
>We begin to fall
>It uses Perish Song
>Nobody can escape
>We all die submerged in shitty wok water

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 18:17:46 No.18181505 Report

Quoted By:

>>18180052

>Ludicolo

guess what we get for elevator music?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 18:21:45 No.18181548 Report

Quoted By: >>18181576

>walk in elevator
>hear plopping sound
>look down
>watch as lumineon flops around gasping for air
well that was awkward

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 18:23:21 No.18181576 Report

Quoted By:

>>18181548
>air

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 18:23:43 No.18181582 Report

Quoted By:

>scyther
hug my knees in the corner

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 18:27:01 No.18181617 Report

Quoted By:

>Moltres
Shit nigga, you can fly up to your floor and it's too hot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 18:36:22 No.18181725 Report

Quoted By:

>aggron
shit the elevator is going to break and I'm going to die

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 18:40:47 No.18181783 Report

Quoted By:

>Blaziken\
silly shit-ken. You can leap over sky scrappers ans you need to take an elevator?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 18:58:16 No.18182058 Report

Quoted By:

>>18180275
>while my goddamn Mac n cheese gets cold
We've all been there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 19:02:49 No.18182118 Report

Quoted By: >>18182165

>Machamp
NO.
2BARA4ME
>>>/out/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 19:02:56 No.18182121 Report

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>Tangela

hit the emergency stop button and try desperately in the 15 minutes to a day that I have before rescue assistance arrives to teach it Ancient Power and scare it by swinging it around by its little booties so I can be in the Elevator with a Tangrowth

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 19:05:00 No.18182153 Report

Quoted By:

>>18180052
>Kyurem
that would be pretty cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 19:05:39 No.18182165 Report

Quoted By:

>>18182118
>not liking bara
>not wanting Machamps sweaty and toned arms around you as the door closes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 19:14:32 No.18182278 Report

Quoted By:

>hippowdon

OH FUCK I'M CHOKING TO DEATH ON SAND SOME ONE SAVE ME IS IN MY FUCKING EYES AND MY NOSE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 19:17:33 No.18182314 Report

Quoted By:

>Gardevoir copied anon Perv ability.
Dis gonna be good

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 21:10:09 No.18184069 Report

Quoted By:

>>18180052
"Wah!"
>POMF =3
"What are we gonna do on the elevator?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 21:23:10 No.18184257 Report

Quoted By:

>Snover
If Pokemon aren't commonplace in this fictional workplace, I'm going to have a hard time explaining the massive welts on my body to my coworkers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 21:28:14 No.18184347 Report

Quoted By:

>Wailmer
FUCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 21:28:15 No.18184348 Report

Quoted By: >>18184393

>Raichu

I'm fine. My reaction will probably be something like "oh crap, is that a Raichu?"

I originally thought of Steelix. Thank god I changed it, would have been my last elevator ride otherwise.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 21:30:29 No.18184393 Report

Quoted By:

>>18184348
>I'm fine. My reaction will probably be something like "oh crap, is that a Raichu?"

Are you Chris-chan first born son?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 21:35:57 No.18184475 Report

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First choice was luxray until you said fuck that shit. Now I'm stuck in a broken elevator with nidoking.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 21:37:41 No.18184499 Report

Quoted By:

> pureevil.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 21:39:29 No.18184520 Report

Quoted By: >>18193514

>Zoroark

Maybe if I stay perfectly still, it wont rip my guts out.

Or it will pretend to be me and piss people off.

Worst possible mon for this scenario.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 21:41:53 No.18184556 Report

Quoted By:

>Wooper
It probably needs some help reaching the buttons on the elevator to get to the floor it needs, but it's not even aware I'm here.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 21:42:35 No.18184563 Report

Quoted By: >>18184793

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 21:44:34 No.18184596 Report

Quoted By:

>Whimsicott

Can I hug it? I'm huggingi t.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 21:44:45 No.18184600 Report

Quoted By:

Rhydon.... Pretty screwed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 21:45:12 No.18184602 Report

Quoted By:

>>18180052
>Greninja
Proceed to hum Ragnarok Canyon from Battletoads and hope he joins in

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 21:52:07 No.18184707 Report

Quoted By: >>18184832

> Rotom

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 21:53:34 No.18184728 Report

Quoted By:

>Whimsicott
>1 hand moves to wallet
>Silence

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 21:54:28 No.18184738 Report

Quoted By:

>scrafty

attempt fistbump.
also check pockets for keys and wallet

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 21:56:55 No.18184776 Report

Quoted By:

everyone is all scared as fuck, and i'm just chilling with mah bro sceptile

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 21:58:07 No.18184793 Report

Quoted By:

>>18184563
w-what i-if someone see you, then everyone wil know how much of a sick fuck y-you anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 22:00:15 No.18184830 Report

Quoted By: >>18185042

>>18180052
pic related

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 22:00:22 No.18184832 Report

Quoted By: >>18184909 >>18186181

>>18184707

Surely Rotom would just possess the elevator?

>mfw unintentional ghost/possession vore

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 22:04:52 No.18184909 Report

Quoted By: >>18185011

>>18184832

That was the idea. Rotom possesses the elevator and the elevator never stops.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 22:09:55 No.18185011 Report

Quoted By: >>18185142 >>18186181

>>18184909

But you'd still technically be inside of Rotom. Would you be aware of its warm and slick stomach walls? Do ghost pokemon have stomachs? Would you be shocked if you touched the walls of said stomach? How much would autists pay for a commission of this on Deviantart?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 22:11:26 No.18185041 Report

Quoted By: >>18185239

>be me
>stressed because boss just demoted me
>had enough and just want to go home and sleep off my anger
>open elevator
>see mime jr. with his stupid clown face grinning at me
>hate clowns
>mimics every action I do
> blood pressure rising
>mimics my anger
>mfw
needless to say I killed a mime that day

FranKie: 1521-4014-2106 !mXYWAz9zZU

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FranKie: 1521-4014-2106 !mXYWAz9zZU Fri 21 Feb 2014 22:11:29 No.18185042 Report

Quoted By:

>>18184830
Same here

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 22:17:09 No.18185142 Report

Quoted By: >>18185456 >>18186181

>>18185011
>be inside of Rotom
>warm and slick
Anon please, that's lewd.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 22:23:39 No.18185239 Report

Quoted By:

>>18185041

>Needless to say I killed a mime that day

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 22:31:19 No.18185329 Report

Quoted By:

>Cinccino

Almost have a heart attack, though really any Pokemon would do that just from the shock. Them maybe if it isn't someone else's, try to befriend it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 22:33:00 No.18185353 Report

Quoted By:

>Metagross
>over 1,000 ibs

WE'RE FUCKED. WE ARE SO FUCKED.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 22:35:33 No.18185382 Report

Quoted By:

>kyogre

lawdy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 22:40:14 No.18185456 Report

Quoted By: >>18186181

>>18185142

>not slipping inside of Rotom and playing with its buttons

loveinanelevator.midi

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 22:40:33 No.18185462 Report

Quoted By:

> tfw elevator head from Jynx

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 23:17:52 No.18186028 Report

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Bird Jesus teaches me the way of the Helix and i get helixtized in the elevator
All Hail The Helix

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 23:20:39 No.18186095 Report

Quoted By:

>Giritina

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 23:22:15 No.18186117 Report

Quoted By:

>>18180052
>Arcanine
Pet it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 23:26:51 No.18186181 Report

Quoted By: >>18186201

>>18185142
>>18185011
>>18184832
>>18185456
It's made of fucking plasma
If you touched a Rotom you'd be fucking dead

Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE

Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Fri 21 Feb 2014 23:27:34 No.18186191 Report

Quoted By:

>Oddish

I'd pick them up and help them press the buttons to get to the floor they wanted to get to. Listen to Muzak on the way up / down. Make sure they didn't get stepped on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 23:27:58 No.18186201 Report

Quoted By: >>18186235

>>18186181

so you're saying there's guro involved, too?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 23:29:38 No.18186230 Report

Quoted By:

heatmor
>op pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 23:29:45 No.18186235 Report

Quoted By: >>18186274

>>18186201
If gore fetishism encompasses people burning alive in the blink of an eye, I'm not sure what to say.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 23:32:40 No.18186274 Report

Quoted By:

>>18186235

I guess it could be a favorite of gore fetishists with premature ejaculation problems

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 23:34:21 No.18186297 Report

Quoted By:

>Kyurem
Well...shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 23:38:06 No.18186369 Report

Quoted By: >>18186429

If it gets on while I'm already in:
>Back into nearest corner
>Control my hyperventilation
>Stand stiff in shock and look down as much as possible
If I see it on the elevator when it arrives:
>Back away slowly
>Wait for elevator to close
>Dash up the stairs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 23:41:49 No.18186429 Report

Quoted By:

>>18186369

>stiff in shock

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Feb 2014 23:44:40 No.18186482 Report

Quoted By:

>snorlax
>looks at supported weight
I guess i'm fine. How the fuck do i fit in here without being crushed, doe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 03:27:07 No.18189888 Report

Quoted By:

>Ditto
Suddenly, eggs.
Eggs everywhere.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 03:32:55 No.18189997 Report

Quoted By:

>>18181475
I kek'd

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 03:33:54 No.18190018 Report

Quoted By:

>Heatran before you told me to "No fuck that shit"

>Chameleon was next
Welp looks like this is what happens after you get released

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 03:41:22 No.18190159 Report

Quoted By: >>18193235

>Vocarona
>elevator now becomes oven.
>the embodiment of the sun.
>ded

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 07:31:08 No.18193235 Report

Quoted By:

>>18190159
Praise the sun!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 07:34:19 No.18193256 Report

Quoted By:

>Sigilyph
I imagine it spazzing out shooting psychic beams out of its eye the moment I say 'hi'.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 07:56:34 No.18193428 Report

Quoted By:

>>18180052
>pic related

I get bored.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 08:00:37 No.18193463 Report

Quoted By:

>Mawile
If it's the one I just spent an hour buffing up on amie, then I have no idea what the fuck to do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 08:02:33 No.18193478 Report

Quoted By:

>genesect
Needless to say he walked into the elevator and walked back out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 08:05:06 No.18193503 Report

Quoted By:

Gourgeist.

It would be a scene straight out of Ju-on or Ringu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 08:06:30 No.18193514 Report

Quoted By:

>>18184520
Yeah, those guys who died have it easy.

Rena FC:4356-0756-8970

Rena FC:4356-0756-8970 Sat 22 Feb 2014 08:15:08 No.18193563 Report

Quoted By:

>Mareep
"no fuck that shit."

>Scizor
>Looks at its claws
>Shits pants
Why are they so scary?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 10:08:50 No.18194370 Report

Quoted By:

> Zygarde.
Well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 10:11:12 No.18194395 Report

Quoted By:

>Spoink

Ok... I guess this is alright.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 10:16:45 No.18194452 Report

Quoted By:

>Braixen

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 10:25:40 No.18194507 Report

Quoted By:

Corsola.

I would sorry for it, and take it and raise it as my own.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 10:33:33 No.18194563 Report

Quoted By:

>Reshiram

The elevetor will most probably break

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 10:38:30 No.18194591 Report

Quoted By:

>Zebraika
Meh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 11:11:51 No.18194792 Report

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>Wakes up late
>Work starts in 30 minutes
>Fuck breakfast
>Wash face, get dress
>Make a run for the elevator
>Calls for elevator
>Looks at watch
>Late for work
>imsodead.png
>Elevator arrives and opens up
>Gets in quick like
>Hoping this'll be one shot trip
>Realized something else is inside
>Something big and buzzing
>Turns left
>Vespiquen
>gungetraped.png
>Help

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 11:17:26 No.18194816 Report

Quoted By: >>18194842

>gonna be late to work
>run into elevator
>lights are off
>shrug and press floor button
>total darkness
>wait...I heard something
>OH FUCK, IT'S BANETTE!
>banette is a pretty cool guy and he's the new CEO of my branch
>lifeisgood.mpeg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 11:20:15 No.18194827 Report

Quoted By:

Koffing. Nice knowing y'all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 11:22:07 No.18194842 Report

Quoted By:

>>18194816
Remember that doll you threw away as a child? Banette does.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 11:23:23 No.18194850 Report

Quoted By:

>Cradily

Awkwardness when I can't look it in the eye

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 13:43:01 No.18195561 Report

Quoted By:

>regigigas
That's why this elevator is so slow.

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