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Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 05:28:16 No.18191708 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>18191738 >>18191830 >>18191842 >>18191884 >>18192702 >>18193765

>be me
>meet pokemon player on steam
>become fast friends
>play all the time
>one day he tells me he's gay
>noprobman
>trades me a luvdisc
>letter attatched
>"anon I love you"
>tfw friend is gay for me but I'm str8 wat due

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 05:30:34 No.18191738 Report

Quoted By: >>18193811 >>18193893

>>18191708
Send him a letter back saying Please understand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 05:34:17 No.18191795 Report

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get dubs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 05:35:19 No.18191812 Report

Quoted By: >>18191919 >>18191941 >>18192037 >>18193561 >>18193836

Who will be the first canon gay pokemon character?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 05:36:06 No.18191830 Report

Quoted By: >>18191884 >>18191925 >>18192187 >>18193632

>>18191708
Oh, God, you post on /vp/, too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 05:36:35 No.18191842 Report

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>>18191708
you check my 8

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 05:38:48 No.18191871 Report

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you better fuck him

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 05:39:34 No.18191884 Report

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>>18191830
>>18191708
IT BEGINS

BME !wp8LJJh.fs

BME !wp8LJJh.fs Sat 22 Feb 2014 05:40:42 No.18191902 Report

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>2014
>not being gay
you a faggot or sumthin?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 05:41:35 No.18191919 Report

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>>18191812
The Chansey trainer from the episode where Brock gets his Vulpix

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 05:41:44 No.18191920 Report

Quoted By: >>18191946

Tell him you're not, he'll understand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 05:42:13 No.18191925 Report

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>>18191830
Wat

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 05:43:15 No.18191941 Report

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>>18191812
Ash

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 05:43:36 No.18191946 Report

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>>18191920
please understand

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 05:47:45 No.18192032 Report

Quoted By: >>18193893

Tell him you're not gay, then send him all the porn of pokegirls and female pokemon you have to convince him.

Or better yet, send him another luvdisc, named PRSUNDRSTND

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Obsidio (3110-4917-0750) Grass:Ivysaur, Oddish, and Gogoat Sat 22 Feb 2014 05:48:10 No.18192037 Report

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>>18191812

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 05:57:08 No.18192143 Report

Quoted By: >>18192206 >>18193470 >>18193549 >>18193646 >>18193915 >>18194005

Is there any easy way to do that though? I'm one of his only friends, and I don't wanna hurt him like that. Is flat out telling him I'm straight the only way?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 05:59:34 No.18192187 Report

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>>18191830

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 06:01:24 No.18192206 Report

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>>18192143
buy him a toy, a "real skin" plastic Diglett must be enough.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 06:12:09 No.18192367 Report

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>>18192187

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 06:33:06 No.18192702 Report

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>>18191708
if hes cute fuck him if not tell him to fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 08:01:29 No.18193470 Report

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>>18192143
>Is flat out telling him I'm straight the only way?

What other way is there? Not everyone is gay yet so he'll probably understand.

▲̷̨̫̺̙͠͠- !ZEN/cgElFM

▲̷̨̫̺̙͠͠- !ZEN/cgElFM Sat 22 Feb 2014 08:06:36 No.18193516 Report

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put your penis in his mouth

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 08:12:52 No.18193549 Report

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>>18192143
You could just try a relationship. Same sex relationships aren't as big a deal as society makes them out to be. If it doesn't work out, you can go back to being friends.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 08:14:48 No.18193561 Report

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>>18191812
Harley

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 08:24:11 No.18193632 Report

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>>18191830

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 08:25:39 No.18193646 Report

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>>18192143
You can still be friends. Just tell him you're not into dudes, he'll understand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 08:31:56 No.18193719 Report

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Send him a female Gardevoir or Lopunny, and give them a letter with something like “SORRY I LIKE FEMALE”, or whatever that phrase system allows you to write.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 08:37:00 No.18193754 Report

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>>18193719
Better yet: send him a Cryogonal with a letter “I AM OBLIVIOUS TO ATTRACT”

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 08:38:46 No.18193765 Report

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>>18191708
why not just squeeze a couple hand jibbers out of him n then dip?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 08:40:41 No.18193776 Report

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Is he cute?

If so fuck him in the ass already and stop acting like a scared straight

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 08:46:04 No.18193811 Report

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>>18191738

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Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 08:47:26 No.18193822 Report

Quoted By: >>18193831 >>18193842

The one mature thing to do is Bro-Zone him:
He will know that you are straight, and still feel like friend of yours.
Personally, o would be Honored to be attracted to any pokefan, most of them are pretty cool Dudes/Dudettes, but since i am straight, i could only feel the same way to a female Pokemon fan.
>TL,DR: Turn him down gently, but feel good about yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 08:48:49 No.18193831 Report

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>>18193822
>to be attractes to
*To be attractive to

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 08:49:34 No.18193836 Report

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>>18191812
>implying gay James isn't canon
Shiggy dig

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 08:50:12 No.18193842 Report

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>>18193822
How very adult of you, Anon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 08:55:49 No.18193877 Report

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Anon, lets be serious. He is your best shot of having any sort of partner.
Time to ready your asshole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 08:57:58 No.18193893 Report

Quoted By: >>18194003

>>18191738
>>18191946
>>18192032
OMG THAT MEME IS SO EBBBBBIC XDDDDDDDD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 09:01:26 No.18193915 Report

Quoted By: >>18193987

>>18192143
date him and enjoy your free handjobs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 09:10:38 No.18193987 Report

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>>18193915
>handjobs
>no blowjobs
>no caming in his mouth/face
Pleb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 09:13:06 No.18194003 Report

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>>18193893
>>18193983
>samefag
>/reddit/
>/s4s/
>/out/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Feb 2014 09:13:20 No.18194005 Report

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>>18192143
No, dude, I get it. If you're not interested, you're not interested.

Just...try not to let it get in the way of our friendship, you know?

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