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>You live in the Pokemon World >It's nothing how it should be because of an incident a few decades ago involving a Legendary Pokemon and another douchebag who has a warped, yet vaguely tasteful sense of fashion. >In the present era world reconstruction has been coming along smoothly >Your region is still for the most part, a dry, arid wasteland. >It's still pretty big. >For some reason your people have the weirdest affinity for trains, and so across the frontier there are railroad tracks spanning far and wide. >One day you're woken up abruptly by your "Mom". >She's a foster mother, and so your home is filled with other kids who are, for some reason, well on the way to becoming ruffians. There's also a really fucking annoying Chatot around. >You're the oldest, and thus, are expected to do the most chores. >Not just for your "Mom" but around town too, because apparently you were woken up to go do a favor for the town's Pokemon Professor >This bullshit is crazy.
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>>18212017 >"No swearing /vp/." >Give a dry apology and insists you forgot. >Get forced out of the house without breakfast. >Take a walk three or so blocks with the hot sun beating down on you. However, the brim of your hat offers you some form of shade. >Finally arrive at the Pokemon laboratory. >Stroll inside and pause. >The first thing that greets you is the explosive circumference of Professor Astera's broad posterior, bound tight by the fabrics of a dark orchid dress. >Take a moment to thank yourself that Astera isn't the type of person to religiously wear her lab coat. >Suddenly, she turns, cutting off your dutiful admiration of her immaculate behind too early for your tastes. >"Oh, /vp/. Glad you came!" She greets your enthusiastically. >Mentally, you snicker, but to keep a straight face the frown perpetually adorning your face becomes a tad bit deeper imprinted on there. >"Sorry." She offers, insincerely, "I didn't wake you when I called, did I." >She did. It's not unacceptably early, but you can tell she's teasing because you're not a morning person. But, rather, a night HootHoot. >Ask why the Professor called. It's not like she's taking up anything worth of value. You've been out of work for a while, and just lazing about the house, or sitting up in the hills. Alone. >"Sorry, /vp/. I know you don't go outside of town much anymore, but I need you to go and retrieve a package for me." >She glances towards her work desk, where three Pokeballs await. >You don't like to have anything to do with Pokemon anymore. "And I can't send you outside alone. It's not safe, is it?" This time she actually does seem to be a bit regretful of your circumstances. Not regretful enough to call anyone else though.
>Sighing, you agree to her terms, and step over to the desk. >[A] Choose Charmander > Choose Squirtle >[C] Choose Bulbasaur. Anonymous
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I choose Douchasaurus rex.
Anonymous
>>18212034 >night hoothoot 2/10 but I'll play along
B, because fuck dragons and vegetables
Anonymous
>>18212034 >>18212066 >You've always been particularly fond of swimming. >This has little to no part in your decision to scoop up Squirtle's Pokeball, but the other two choices were slightly more unappealing. >Professor Astera smiles at your decision. It's because she believes she just gained insight into your tastes. Maybe the older woman finds it somewhat endearing that you have a supposed fondness for turtles. But you don't. >Slowly, she sits back down in a nearby chair. >"...Thanks, /vp/." >You cringe, almost expecting an apology for being inconvenienced. It's over and done with, and since this is happening anyway you really wish she wouldn't keep persisting. But fortunately, she doesn't. >"Wisteria Village is nearby, just head east. You haven't been there before, but it's not too far from Sienna Point. There's a weather research institute there, where my colleague works. She's always ranting about her discoveries, and this time wants to actually show ME one. Imagine how flattered I was." >None of that really interests you. To be honest. But just to be safe... >[A] She knows I'm coming then? Cool, see-ya. > A weather research institute? What does a Pokemon Professor need from one of those? >[C] Custom Anonymous
>>18212304 [C]: I tell her "Custom" and wait for her response.
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>Your region is still for the most part, a dry, arid wasteland. >tfw you'll never create Neo Team Aqua >tfw you'll never resurrect it as band of pirates >tfw you'll never plunder other peoples Pokemon and riches >tfw you'll never hold the world hostage with Kyogre >tfw you'll never do any of the above while simultaneously holding the title of "Hoenn League Champion" with no one suspecting you're the master mind behind the greatest act of piracy in the history of Pokemon
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>>18212335 >>18212390 >>18212481 "Custom."
>The word just rolls off of your tongue like a bead of sweat rolls down a fat man's ass crack. >You don't even know why you just said that, but you're pretty proud of yourself. If the muscles in your face can do anything besides frown, it's that they can smirk. >Professor Astera looks bewildered. She blinks, once, twice, several times, before chuckling nervously. >"Well, I guess you've got a good attitude about it after all." She says as she ushers you out of the door. >"Happy trails, /vp/." >Suddenly you hate yourself a little more for not having any inclination on declining this quest. Now you have to walk all the way to Wisteria Village. >With a sigh, you send out the creature inside of the Pokeball. Squirtle. >This little monster will be your pet, your companion, your rock. If you were a vampire, this one would be your fangs, if you were a cowboy, this is your gun. >With a twinkle of curiosity alight in Squirtle's eyes, it looks up at you. What do you do?
[a] Nickname Squirtle
Attempt to ride Squirtle, just to check if this mode of transport is an efficient alternative to walking Anonymous
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c. show dominance by farting in it's face
>>18212596 Anonymous
Can fags stop trying to subvert the thread. I was actually reading this.
Anonymous
You write pretty good OP, but its too damn slow. Have a lot of this typed out beforehand and do it when there is more traffic to the board.
Anonymous
>>18212660 I honestly don't think it's very slow.
But the responses are fucking killing me, and probably OP's muse too.
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>>18212648 >>18212660 >>18212671 >212671 >>18212660 >I honestly don't think it's very slow. > >But the responses are fucking killing me, and probably OP's muse too. Well thanks for the compliment, but yeah. I'll try this some other time. The suggestions are awful, and kill my will to continue
