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Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 06:27:41 No.18229918 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>18230017

>there are people on /vp/ right now who actually believe this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 06:29:52 No.18229943 Report

Quoted By: >>18229994

People on /vp/ seriously believe gay people are upset that Pokemon can't breed with the same sex? I'm not surprised, we also often believe gay people are unicorns.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 06:31:55 No.18229966 Report

Quoted By: >>18230003 >>18230025 >>18230196

>same sex
>breeding
>magical mpreg?

But no seriously, how do you know the male pokemon aren't fucking? The daycare people are such idiots they don't know where all these millions of eggs are consistently coming from, do you really think they're going to notice some /y/ or /u/ action going on and recognize it for what it is?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 06:35:09 No.18229992 Report

Quoted By: >>18230004 >>18230196

>Implying two male or two female could produce offspring
>There are gay activists that live in that much of a fantasy world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 06:35:32 No.18229994 Report

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>>18229943

>implying we aren't unicorns

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 06:36:27 No.18230003 Report

Quoted By: >>18230018 >>18230024 >>18230107

>>18229966
Yes, because Pokémon "fuck", right? Hoo boy Special Ed must've let out early.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 06:36:31 No.18230004 Report

Quoted By: >>18230015

>>18229992
>not living in a fantasy world
pleb

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 06:37:05 No.18230010 Report

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>tumblr
What did you expect. Half of that shit is b8 anyway, and the other half is genuine pants on head mental retardation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 06:37:41 No.18230015 Report

Quoted By:

>>18230004
>Living in a fantasy world
Grow up, loser.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 06:37:51 No.18230017 Report

Quoted By:

>>18229918

/co/mrades unite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 06:37:57 No.18230018 Report

Quoted By: >>18230038

>>18230003
So you believe the people at the daycare when they say they have no idea how the egg got there?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 06:38:06 No.18230024 Report

Quoted By: >>18230053

>>18230003
Why yes they do, billy. That is how babies are made.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 06:38:06 No.18230025 Report

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>>18229966

who says they fuck? they could reproduce by a cloud of spores for all we know

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 06:39:34 No.18230038 Report

Quoted By: >>18230047

>>18230018
Nah mate, it's a conspiracy among all the fictional characters. And Wailords are penetrating Skittys that are a tenth the size of their dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 06:40:43 No.18230047 Report

Quoted By: >>18230063

>>18230038
>implying Wailords don't have tiny dicks

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 06:41:12 No.18230053 Report

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>>18230024
That's how REAL babies are made.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 06:42:17 No.18230063 Report

Quoted By: >>18230082

>>18230047
Implying that they're not analogous to whales if Pokémon are analogous to existing fauna

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 06:44:32 No.18230082 Report

Quoted By: >>18230111

>>18230063
>implying

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 06:47:46 No.18230107 Report

Quoted By: >>18230119 >>18230170

>>18230003
Dude chill, obviously making a joke, here. Special Ed really let our early since your autistic ass is here. Of course pokemon don't fuck, they're goddamn data on a microchip. pokemon trainers also don't eat, sleep or shit, and they can run or ride bikes endlessly.

Take a chill pill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 06:47:55 No.18230111 Report

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>>18230082
> Implying that they would reproduce by analogous means even if they weren't analogous to real fauna
Noooooo ho ho ho. No.

Oh and delusional People who think Pokemon are gay? Attract doesn't work male to male. Boom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 06:49:25 No.18230119 Report

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>>18230107
> Take a chill pill
> Autistic ass
Hypocritical retards. The worst type.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 06:55:56 No.18230170 Report

Quoted By: >>18230227

>>18230107
I wouldn't even bother, it's the same autismo making his rounds every day to keep /vp/ squeaky clean. You're not gonna change his mind any sooner than he'll change yours.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 06:58:41 No.18230196 Report

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>>18229966
>>18229992
It's like you people haven't fapped to this yet
http://exhentai.org/g/668434/6e1a81449c/

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Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Mon 24 Feb 2014 06:58:52 No.18230201 Report

Quoted By: >>18230241

>GAYmer

So, gay people are getting the "gurl gamer" treatment now? Is nothing sacred?

I prefer my Pokemon not questioning their sexuality, since they're all just partnered with Japanese Dittos, anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 07:00:14 No.18230227 Report

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>>18230170
> Implying imposing nonexistent traits on Pokémon isn't autistic
Muh headcanons!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 07:01:16 No.18230241 Report

Quoted By: >>18230313

>>18230201
>are getting the "gurl gamer" treatment now?
>now
I recall "gaymer" being a thing on /v/ back to around '08

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Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Mon 24 Feb 2014 07:08:09 No.18230313 Report

Quoted By: >>18230343

>>18230241
I saw it once in passing and wanted to believe it wasn't real, I suppose.

Regardless, I can't see why anyone would willingly apply that label to themselves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 07:12:03 No.18230343 Report

Quoted By: >>18230374 >>18230378 >>18230457

>>18230313
Why not?

Gaymers tend to be a lot more chill than gurl gamers. At least when they aren't posting :3c faces and being faggots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 07:15:36 No.18230374 Report

Quoted By: >>18230483

>>18230343
Is :3 a gay thing? Honestly I have a gay normalfag friend and he finds most of the shit attributed to gays on here utterly repulsive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 07:16:05 No.18230378 Report

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>>18230343

what the fuck has being gay anything to do with playing video games?

they are just attention whores

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Cookie - 0989 2022 0494 (Throh, Mienfoo, and Riolu) Mon 24 Feb 2014 07:17:09 No.18230383 Report

Quoted By: >>18230404 >>18230459 >>18230482 >>18230584 >>18230718

Oh yes,

FINALLY a thread to post this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 07:18:57 No.18230404 Report

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>>18230383
That shit is fucking retarded.

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Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Mon 24 Feb 2014 07:23:11 No.18230457 Report

Quoted By: >>18230522

>>18230343
Okay, look.

You can be gay and play video games. But when you're talking about playing video games- the first thing to come up in conversation is not that you're gay.

If that makes sense. That shit's offputting and belongs at the top of a tumblr blog.

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Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 07:23:24 No.18230459 Report

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>>18230383
>#Pandas weren't considered bears until after 2006

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 07:25:20 No.18230482 Report

Quoted By:

>>18230383

>genderfluid

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 07:25:30 No.18230483 Report

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>>18230374
Normalfag faggots revel in the machismo of muscled men being manly. They're the sort that likes bara yaoi.

The /v/-/a/ brand of faggotry is the feminine, cutesy and sissy faggotry sprinkled with traps and shota.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 07:29:05 No.18230522 Report

Quoted By: >>18230564

>>18230457
>He doesn't open every conversation with "I'M A HETERO CIS MALE GAMER"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 07:31:11 No.18230539 Report

Quoted By: >>18230564

>Yo! Fine bitches make my cock rock. Oh yeah and I like video games.

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Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Mon 24 Feb 2014 07:33:21 No.18230564 Report

Quoted By: >>18230583

>>18230522
>>18230539

This, basically. If I'm just going to be trading Pokemon with someone, I really don't want to sit down and fill them in on my sexual preferences.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 07:35:04 No.18230583 Report

Quoted By: >>18230605 >>18230636

>>18230564
What if you end up trading more than just pokémon with him...

TN: It's a sexual innuendo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 07:35:08 No.18230584 Report

Quoted By:

>>18230383
>trans named Rihanna

there is so much wrong with this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 07:37:34 No.18230605 Report

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>>18230583
>swap.avi

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Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Mon 24 Feb 2014 07:41:22 No.18230636 Report

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>>18230583
I'm taken regardless, you butt.

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Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 07:48:55 No.18230701 Report

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Being a fag must be tough. Everything is a problem for them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 07:50:50 No.18230718 Report

Quoted By:

>>18230383
what the fuck does this shit even mean fuck this

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