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MEANWHILE AT GAMEFREAK:

>Good job guys, Red Blue and Yellow were a huge success and we've gotten the green light to make a new generation!

>Great news, what should our first step be?

>Well anyone with half a brain can see that Psychics were obscenely overpowered. We should make a new type to combat that. Let's call them dark types.

>Fantastic!

>Now we've made 6 new dark typed pokemon to be put into this game. Where do we put them?

>I KNOW! LET'S MAKE ALL OF THEM EXCEPT UMBREON ONLY AVAILABLE AFTER THE GAME IS ALREADY COMPLETED!

>Wow. Good idea Tim. You're getting a raise.

These games are fucking retarded sometimes.