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Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 20:15:20 No.18235701 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>18235789 >>18235822 >>18235966 >>18236052 >>18236813 >>18243160 >>18244938 >>18244969 >>18248882

I knew there were terrible players on Showdown, but not this bad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr0VTA0mcpM
These are worse than sets I used on Netbattle when I was 12, Jesus Christ.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 20:17:34 No.18235744 Report

Quoted By: >>18235822

>Those EVs

Ahahahahahaha what am I even looking at.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 20:20:48 No.18235789 Report

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>>18235701
>That awkward as fuck commentary

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 20:23:05 No.18235822 Report

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>>18235701
>>18235744
Samefag

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Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 20:24:20 No.18235838 Report

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>>18235822
Nope

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 20:25:41 No.18235850 Report

Quoted By: >>18235872

That's definitely fake, no one would actually make that team seriously.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 20:27:16 No.18235872 Report

Quoted By: >>18235897

>>18235850
idk he's uploaded 300+ videos and has no subscribers, why would you even bother to make that many ruse videos?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 20:29:07 No.18235897 Report

Quoted By: >>18245359

>>18235872

I don't want to believe there are people this shit at Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 20:29:59 No.18235909 Report

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>get hax'd
>wrek'd
>random noises
Is this how your average /v/irgin or leddit fag sounds?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 20:31:40 No.18235932 Report

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So this is what goes through the mind of all those shit opponents I face

Funniest thing I've seen in a while

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 20:34:58 No.18235966 Report

Quoted By: >>18236039

>>18235701

I watched this and now I think I'm converting to Redditism.

Quick! Someone post some competent battling!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 20:41:49 No.18236033 Report

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What...that can't be real...it can't be...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 20:42:16 No.18236039 Report

Quoted By: >>18236076 >>18236115 >>18236308 >>18236996 >>18245037 >>18245086 >>18249014

>>18235966
http://youtu.be/5pfdJbRy6CA?t=4m44s
:^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 20:43:24 No.18236052 Report

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>>18235701
assault vest + rain dance new meta

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 20:45:58 No.18236076 Report

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>>18236039
Is he doing some sort of ritual or is he just mouth-breathing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 20:46:57 No.18236085 Report

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Oh god OP, don't be mean to the kid he sounds like he's about to cry already

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 20:49:28 No.18236113 Report

Quoted By: >>18236183 >>18236476 >>18236509 >>18236628

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atXRmS3tCCc
I want some potato chips now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 20:50:02 No.18236115 Report

Quoted By: >>18236130

>>18236039

Let's go for a sweep, /vp/.

Let's go for a sweep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 20:51:13 No.18236130 Report

Quoted By: >>18236183

>>18236115
the only reason he even swept that guy's team was because they were set to lv50. poor kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 20:55:24 No.18236183 Report

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>>18236130

He won with pure skill. He even used hammer arm when it was completely unnecessary to do so. He's that good.

>>18236113

>eggylash

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 21:05:46 No.18236308 Report

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>>18236039
jesus christ people need to learn type match ups

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 21:08:15 No.18236337 Report

Quoted By: >>18236383 >>18236526

>Assault Vest, Rain Dance Crawdaunt
>Sludge Bomb Mawile, not even Mega
>Balanced EVs
>No items except on Crawdaunt
>Using Dragon Claw on Gardevoir
I checked his more recent videos to see if he improved. He didn't. He put Calm Mind and three physical moves on Mega Medicham...haha, just kidding! HE DIDN'T EVEN PUT A MEDICHAMITE ON IT. It was a regular Medicham and he called it Mega Medicham in the title. He has no clue how items or Mega Evolution works. God damn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 21:12:22 No.18236383 Report

Quoted By: >>18236526

>>18236337
don't forget swords dance and synthesis on a banded sceptile

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 21:19:47 No.18236476 Report

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>>18236113
>eggylash
wut.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 21:21:53 No.18236509 Report

Quoted By: >>18236526

>>18236113
>i think wild charge is a STAB move.. probably.
is this kid for real or is this all a joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 21:23:09 No.18236526 Report

Quoted By: >>18236546

>>18236509
>>18236337
>>18236383
What do you think?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 21:24:48 No.18236546 Report

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>>18236526
i think he's super autistic

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 21:31:00 No.18236628 Report

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>>18236113
>all that lip smacking and talking with food in his mouth
Okay the other vids were supremely cringeworthy, but that's just gross. I can forgive ignorant youth for not being a master of all the pokemon mechanics (even really basic ones like type matchups and holding items) but learn some fucking manners, jesus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 21:34:28 No.18236670 Report

Quoted By: >>18236827 >>18236831 >>18237010 >>18247875

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDJPW9ARrpM
This may be the worst video I've watched yet.
Why am I doing this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 21:45:58 No.18236813 Report

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>>18235701
> puts assault vest on Crawdaunt
> in the middle of the battle:"oh god, it won't let me use Rain dance!!"
Funniest vid i've seen in a while, thanks OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 21:46:51 No.18236827 Report

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>>18236670
>A new episode of a new series
>#1
wut?
>Road to Becoming a Master
Not with that team. ;_;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 21:47:04 No.18236831 Report

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>>18236670
>mfw
This is riveting.
More.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 21:52:45 No.18236918 Report

Quoted By: >>18236956 >>18237047

http://youtu.be/Eg7lyLXK1vU?t=9m28s
lost to cheren in a volt white 2 nuzlocke.
kek.
(he also lost to gardenia in a platinum nuzlocke which is arguably worse)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 21:55:02 No.18236949 Report

Quoted By: >>18236973

Is the guy the master ruseman or maximum autistic?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 21:55:28 No.18236956 Report

Quoted By: >>18237050

>>18236918
>http://youtu.be/Eg7lyLXK1vU?t=9m28s
>he also lost to gardenia in a platinum nuzlocke which is arguably worse
Not even my entirety of my reaction folder has a reaction picture that can sum up >mfw.
MORE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 21:56:36 No.18236973 Report

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>>18236949
Judging by the rest of his videos he's not even autistic, just plain retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 21:57:57 No.18236996 Report

Quoted By: >>18237026 >>18237067

>>18236039
Did that Knock-Off not knock off an item? Twice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 21:58:29 No.18237010 Report

Quoted By: >>18237045

>>18236670
>Dat cofagrigus set
>toxic bisharp
>begging for destiny bond at nearly full HP

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 21:58:30 No.18237011 Report

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Autism is more than a buzzword on 4chin.

Still mind boggling how someone can go through all the trouble of finding showdown, making a team, get everything needed to record battles and still somehow suck at pokemon this much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 21:59:11 No.18237026 Report

Quoted By: >>18237037

>>18236996
You're implying that he even uses items

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 21:59:52 No.18237037 Report

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>>18237026
He does
>Assault vest Rain Dance Crawdaunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 22:00:20 No.18237045 Report

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>>18237010
You forgot
> complaining because a Mega-Heracross got a crit on porygon-Z
> implying CC wouldn't have raped its face anyways

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Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 22:00:33 No.18237047 Report

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>>18236918
>Nuzlocke
>Load state

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 22:00:44 No.18237050 Report

Quoted By: >>18237084 >>18246810

>>18236956
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BMSdjJih0Q
>that reaction to prinplup dying

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 22:01:58 No.18237067 Report

Quoted By: >>18237078

>>18236996
You cant knock off an item if there isn't one. Truly a master strategist

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 22:02:54 No.18237078 Report

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>>18237067
Truly a master, he should teach classes.

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Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 22:03:34 No.18237084 Report

Quoted By: >>18237124 >>18237126

>>18237050
>mfw
I am astounded at how retarded this guy is.
MORE MORE MORE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 22:07:44 No.18237124 Report

Quoted By: >>18237218

>>18237084
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LCHPaTZbmE
the definitive team building guide by AlexPlayGames123

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 22:07:49 No.18237126 Report

Quoted By: >>18237166 >>18237188 >>18237218 >>18242721 >>18242956

>>18237084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HYDbHwo5LE
How about grown ass men instead?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 22:12:02 No.18237166 Report

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>>18237126
>verlisify
>top percentage jokes
>explaining gimmicks from 2007 like they're something new

pls no

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 22:14:01 No.18237188 Report

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>>18237126
Aw come on, Verlisify isn't that ba-
>"Smoh-gohn"
Fucking faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 22:15:53 No.18237218 Report

Quoted By: >>18238382 >>18238487

>>18237124
Alright, let me just fucking clarify:
>Bulk Up Moxie Pinsir with Brick Break AND CC
>BODY SLAM PSYCHIC Clefable with Cute Charm and no item
>Hustle Togekiss with no item
> Venusaur Which isn't that bad, but could be a lot better
>CONFUSE RAY Gengar
> Outta wack, autistic as shit EVs
Jesus, this guy sure knows how to take our autism on a journey.

>>18237126
>justinflynn
>that furfag
That's fine too. Post more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 23:46:36 No.18238382 Report

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>>18237218
It's not even autism at this Alex guy's point. He's a full-on retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2014 23:53:50 No.18238487 Report

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>>18237218
you forgot one
>goodra with no attacks at all

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2014 02:43:48 No.18240923 Report

Quoted By: >>18241730

went back to his channel, and he left comments.
thought this was kinda funny

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2014 03:26:06 No.18241571 Report

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http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-91864732

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2014 03:35:49 No.18241730 Report

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>>18240923
this kid is a sad example of someone raised with the internet but given no instruction on its use, isn't he?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2014 04:34:50 No.18242721 Report

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>>18237126
>collaborating with that faggot Verlisify
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2014 04:45:53 No.18242856 Report

Quoted By: >>18243326

I... I wanna fucking help this guy. How can I find him?

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2014 04:51:14 No.18242929 Report

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I used to think I was pretty shitty on showdown but jesus fuck, at least I'm competent enough to not do autistic shit like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2014 04:52:29 No.18242956 Report

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>>18237126
Fucking christ. How is this real.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2014 05:06:04 No.18243160 Report

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>>18235701

>Kid I used to go to highschool with
>battle him in X and Y
>his greninja had ice beam, hydro pump, hydro cannon and surf
>The rest of his team was all attacking moves and hyper beam n' shit
>Switching out was "cowardly" and had no concept of physical and special split or stats on pokemon
>"Trained" his pokemon by beating the league a million times
>EV trained stats all around because pokemon should be balanced
>mfw he is 19 years old

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2014 05:19:48 No.18243326 Report

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>>18242856
Send him youtube PMs, and do shit with him on showdown and give him links. He's a kid so don't expect him to learn well/fast.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2014 05:59:44 No.18243813 Report

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>get para on his salamence with thunderbolt
>get haxed bitch
>get burned by fire fang
>WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME
>WHY!
>WHY!
>WHY!one1!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2014 07:49:13 No.18244938 Report

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>>18235701
>over 300 videos
>no suscribers

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2014 07:53:44 No.18244969 Report

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>>18235701

Holy shit. I am dying here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2014 08:01:09 No.18245037 Report

Quoted By: >>18245073

>>18236039
>0.5 attack
>0.67 speed
LET'S GO FOR A SWEEP

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2014 08:06:33 No.18245073 Report

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>>18245037

The best part was his opponents team was all level 50s for some reason.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2014 08:08:16 No.18245086 Report

Quoted By: >>18245307

>>18236039

>let's look for a battle
>nope
>instantly closes tab

This is pure gold.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2014 08:38:28 No.18245307 Report

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>>18245086
What, exactly, happens to that team if you have an ice pokemon after Genesect is taken out?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2014 08:43:57 No.18245344 Report

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I want to kill Verlisify in real life, like actually strangle him

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2014 08:48:58 No.18245359 Report

Quoted By: >>18245375

>>18235897
I am, but I also know and can admit to myself that I am, and also don't try to tell anybody any differently.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2014 08:52:33 No.18245375 Report

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>>18245359
come on anon- are you really trying to tell us you are on a Pokemon board and don't even know some type-advantages?
Congratulations: You are better at Pokemon than him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2014 09:10:55 No.18245465 Report

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That autism thing you all tell each other you have?

This kid actually has it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2014 14:55:57 No.18246810 Report

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>>18237050
> Super potion restored 6 HPs
Why did he do that ?
Also, you can hear him spamming mindlessly bite on the keyboard while he's fighting Turtwig... He has no idea what to do in a nuzlocke

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2014 16:39:52 No.18247529 Report

Quoted By: >>18248849

i just met this guy; wish he stuck around to see what else was in store for me.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-92027877

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2014 17:26:22 No.18247875 Report

Quoted By:

>>18236670
>mega blastoise
>With zero mega launcher moves

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2014 19:04:19 No.18248849 Report

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>>18247529
>EQ's a flying type.
>Keeps a grass type with no coverage moves in against someone who 4x resists them and is a wall.
What the shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2014 19:06:50 No.18248882 Report

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>>18235701
I'm pretty sure he's actually autistic, OP. You shouldn't make fun of him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2014 19:16:11 No.18249014 Report

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>>18236039

>Rotom-W
>"Is that a fire type?"

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