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Think of two Pokémon.

Those two are fine. I trust your decision.

You are twelve. Your physical strength does not challenge that of an adult's.

Your parents are out of town for the weekend, and your siblings went out for ice cream and a movie before you got back from your piano lesson, so you are alone in the house.

It is now 9:27. A man enters your house; he has six pokéballs attached to his belt. He keeps repeating the phrase, "you lying bitch, you'll pay." You recognize him as a frequent challenger of the Elite 4, and you know that he has never beaten them all. You know this because your mother works for the Pokémon League as a referee, and you watch most of the battles she covers, either in person or on TV. She has declared his Pokémon "unable to battle" many, many times. He has murder in his eyes and seems to be out for revenge.


You know that he is kind of a dumb-ass sometimes, you've witnessed it. You know he has Scizor, Darmanitan, Luxray, and Butterfree, but you only remember that the last two are a dragon type and a fighting type.

The Pokémon you chose are your family's two pets. Naturally, they are not a high level (no more than 28), and are not very powerful, but you're smart. At least you're smarter than him.


What do you do?