Ok so long ago, there was this guy named LC Guy/Apt-get
he used to dick around in /cpg/ (showdown General) and ask people for Pokeymanz to use to slap up kids who copypaste teams and dont know aobut matchups and stuff.
everything was all nice and stuff untill AUTISM HAPPENED. So they kicked him out the genrals and thats how showderp was created.
so you wanna learn the ways of the derp do you? Here are the rules.
There is a player who goes by Champ. His job is to go into OU (and some times) ubers and destroy kids (or get destroyed) who suck at Pokemon
He is given the team, the first six eligable pokemon chosen by use, the Anonymous!
He then post links to the thread, and our job is to make fun of the champ and the challenger and try to get either of them to ragequit.
After champ gets tired of losing, he will ask for a new team, which then we give him six new Pokes.
When champ can't take the verbal abuse anymore, he calls for a new champ. The first person with a tripcode who claims champ is the new cham!
And the vicious cycle then repeats itself!
Popular mons with fanny names:
http://pastebin.com/j8hxAGTx where we get to share out shitty taste in music:
http://plug.dj/showderp-1/
Kip !FICEekIPJs
elibump !!d4zP83boZPj
Anonymous
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who feminine dick here
Anonymous
>>18282838 who the fuck is that beady eyed jew abomination?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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current chump is Ham !qCv3kE3pMI btw so no need to Sperg out and scream NEW CHAMP
and his current battle is
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-92931018 Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18282913 This is hilariously true
Anonymous
>>18282913 That's too fucking accurate
My sides
Anonymous
I bring you an exclusive peek into the oldfag circlejerk secret treehouse, I had to crop the pic to hide my user info to be untraceable.
Anonymous
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>>18282955 nice pic, you're a great spy
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>18282913 This is brilliant!
Kip !FICEekIPJs
Anonymous
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Don't forget to join us at
www.play.pokemonshowdown.com/showderp Say you're from /vp/ when the mods interrogate you.
Anonymous
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>>18282913 Great work. Saved for future use.
Anonymous
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>>18282913 Showderp is just like that these days
Anonymous
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CHOICE BAND ARCEUS or Assault vest Sunkern
Anonymous
!Bv2zfNye92
Ham !qCv3kE3pMI
So Yeah how about a new Champ.It better be Doom.
Anonymous
!J7oSVEWrgA
Anonymous
Anonymous
Delphox @ Leftovers Ability: Blaze EVs: 252 HP / 252 Spa / 4 Sp.Def Nature: Modest - Psyshock - Mystical Fire - Wish - Magic Coat
Anonymous
sturdy golem w/ choice band & explosion only
Platypus !bHlcqgsOXY
If you have a special wall on your team: Mind Games (Skarmory) @ rocky helmet Physically Defensive -Taunt -Roost -Counter -Defog/Whirlwind/Smogon Stones/Brave Brad If you have a physical wall on your team: Mittens (Heatran) @ Leftovers Specially Defensive -Taunt -Earth Power -Lava Plume -Stealth Rocks If you have both: MEDIC (Chansey) @ Eviolite Physically Defensive -Seismic Toss -Softboiled -Wish -Heal Bell If you have neither: Famous Sword Name (Aegislash) @ Leftovers 252 HP, rest up to you -King's Shield -Shadow Ball -Shadow Sneak -Any non-attacking move
Anonymous
Negress Bitch (Gothitelle) (F) Flatter Fake Tears Doubleslap Confusion
Anonymous
magikarp becomes gyarados if there are 50 or more posts replying to this one saying 'ebin shitmon' before champ posts first battle
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Anything, but the species, item, and all its moves need to start with the same letter.
DoomWillBefallAll !!octZyoJOQSH
I'll champ! If I'm not sanic enough, use Conkeldurr with Focus Punch, Counter, Focus Blast, and Dynamic Punch
Anonymous
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Something with Power Gem that can make good use of it. To help you along: Ampharos, Ampharos-Mega, Boldore, Carbink, Corsola, Dialga, Flaaffy, Gigalith, Grumpig, Mareep, Misdreavus, Mismagius, Nosepass, Palkia, Persian, Probopass, Sableye, Slowking, Smeargle, Spoink, Staryu, Vespiquen
Anonymous
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pawniard named master splinter
Anonymous
>>18283089 Ahahaha thank god
You champ way too fucking much
Anonymous
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>>18283089 >>18283094 >posted before the champ called EVERY FUCKING TIME
I just want it to be boop time, is that too hard to ask...
Yoff !lord67jTBw
I'm a showderp newfaget who doesn't into thread. How do I git gud? Do I just post a setup and some guy chooses it to use in battle?
Anonymous
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>>18283116 Ann Frank had better timing than you.
DoomWillBefallAll !!octZyoJOQSH
>>18283142 You need at least an 1800 ranking to suggest anything.
Ham !qCv3kE3pMI
Anonymous
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>>18283142 lurk more. preferably kill yourself first
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18283142 You can start by killing yourself.
autistic team rater
>>18283104 boring>>18283105 okay suggestion>>18283108 nerd>>18283109 this is literally the worst suggestion i've ever seen>>18283110 i kinda like it, but since when did a nigress flatter anyone?>>18283111 wutmeh/10
Kip !FICEekIPJs
Anonymous
>>18283142 You only post a set when the champ calls NEW TEAM
If your post is within the first 6 pokemon, then its on the team, otherwise its a failure and you get to watch champ play with specs weedle
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18283142 >can't even read the really long description So, you're a NEET?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18283122 Man I've only ever champed like 5 times
Who do you think I am?
Anonymous
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>>18283111 ebin shitmon, bro
Yoff !lord67jTBw
>>18283155 k
>>18283156 >>18283173 Ooooh okay.
>>18283164 But I am already of deads.
>>18283182 I check for specifics. There needs to be a /vp/ for newfags or something.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18283192 Thank god you're not n0n0n0.
Anonymous
>>18283167 Still waiting for you to champ and rate your own team.
Anonymous
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>>18283111 we facebook or something?
Anonymous
>>18282913 who's siggy? i'm new.
Kip !FICEekIPJs
!J7oSVEWrgA
>>18283111 cmon guys reply to this :/
Anonymous
>>18283203 Nah man
I'm booper
I just actually turn off the trip when I don't get champ
I try not to tripfag
autistic team rater
>>18283210 i might champ later tonight
Anonymous
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>>18283228 it's not gonna happen
Just get a sash flail magikarp
Anonymous
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>>18283228 Don't tell me what the fuck to do.
Anonymous
>>18283199 >There needs to be a /vp/ for newfags or something What
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18283228 Oh hey how are you doing?
Platypus !bHlcqgsOXY
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>>18283235 I'll suggest you a golduck <3
Anonymous
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>>18283220 lurk more and youll find out soon enough
Anonymous
!J7oSVEWrgA
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>>18283259 im doing well how about yourself
Anonymous
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>>18283112 ebin shitmon
Captcha: was kipsbyQ
Anonymous
>>18282955 >there are people who just assume that the oldfag treehouse is dead >they haven't even checked I bet clint would love to imagine that he devastated our population by leaving Anonymous
>>18283210 Like that'll ever happen. He's just here to shitpost and there's nothing we can do about it. Not even a trip to hide.
>>18283111 +1 because the blue and white of this board make me think of Facebook.
>>18283232 I know. I read chat and this thread;
Booper: I have a habit of posting BEFORE champs call
Anonymous
>>18283276 >implying clint ever left Kip !FICEekIPJs
Yoff !lord67jTBw
>>18283246 I mean make an "X for Idiots" guide with /vp/.
>Welcome to the Pokémon shithole of the internet, here's what to do and not to do. >DO: >DON'T: Go on /vp/. The author would be a billionare within nanoseconds.
Anonymous
>>18283286 reading is hard
Anonymous
>>18283288 I'll break your nerdy glasses you fucking nerd
!J7oSVEWrgA
Anonymous
>>18283285 I only ever get to champ during dead hours
It sucks
Anonymous
>>18283289 If idiots cant even read OP, why would they read a guide?
Anonymous
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>>18283295 grammar is hard
Anonymous
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>>18283309 Dead hours are the only good hours.
!J7oSVEWrgA
SHOWDERP YOU HAVE ALL BEEN TRICKED RUSED XD
Anonymous
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Champ was an ebic ruseman New champ
Siggy !!t8DinvBlO2w
Anonymous
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>>18283309 Champing during dead hours is best hours.
No shitstorms in bread for example.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
!Bv2zfNye92
Me champ since champ is damp?
Anonymous
Delphox @ Leftovers Ability: Blaze EVs: 252 HP / 252 Spa / 4 Sp.Def Nature: Modest - Psyshock - Mystical Fire - Wish - Magic Coat
Anonymous
!J7oSVEWrgA
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18283349 pokemon trainer
Anonymous
>>18283349 Something with Power Gem.
Anonymous
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>>18283349 IGNORE THIS SHITPOSTER
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>18283349 Blank spot use only 5 pokemon
Anonymous
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>>18283349 blacklisted
>>18283365 actual champ
!J7oSVEWrgA
>>18283345 inb4 someone replies to this attention hwore -.-
Anonymous
Yoff !lord67jTBw
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>>18283325 Make it an audiobook, a video, a movie, a vidya, a porno. If I knew how to do this shit, I'd be said billionaire and wouldn't be on my ass lurking a Showderp thread.
>>18283410 Are you the retard of the thread?
Anonymous
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>>18283396 doesn't matter siggy skips shitmons anyways because he's a 15 year old who doesn't play by the rules
Anonymous
>>18282955 Here's an actual exclusive peek into the oldfag circlejerk secret treehouse
Anonymous
>>18283365 Modest Choice Specs Hydreigon
Dark Pulse
Draco Meteor
Earth Power
Focus Blast
Anonymous
!Bv2zfNye92
So am I champ or are we letting siggy play
Anonymous
Daily reminder that Siggy is an ugly male made from wax
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>18283458 Siggy is champ, unfortunately. Just spam him with shitmons or go ladder till he calls a new champ.
Kip !FICEekIPJs
Xenofag !!yvm0QrHZZJQ
>>18283439 wow what a bunch of fags
I hear they have cute girls though
Anonymous
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>>18283439 AHAHAHA HOPPIN' SCENE YA GOT THERE M8S
Anonymous
Kip !FICEekIPJs
>>18283488 sorry, I invited him once and he WONT LEAVE
PlayerNone !!Nz5HgcaZbUF
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>>18283508 BACK THE FUCK OFF!?!?
Siggy !!t8DinvBlO2w
Anonymous
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How I feel every time the thread degenerates
Anonymous
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>>18283276 hab pls put your trip on
Anonymous
Anonymous
Daily reminder that Siggy is banned from champing!Though, if he really wanted to champ that badly, why not just make another name/account to do it with? Hell, he isn't too incredibly bad, maybe we would even come to like his new name.
Morfent !DoGGIEqt1A
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Sorry Kip's there, I banned him once and he won't leave
Anonymous
>>18283519 >inviting Kemo to anything >ever Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>18283544 because he doesnt care about champing he cares about everyone paying attention to him
yes, it's as pathetic as it sounds
Anonymous
>>18283544 He's actually one of the worst champs froma battlan perspective as well.
Kip !FICEekIPJs
>>18283565 no! he's actually pretty cool if you put up with the furry stuff
>like morf Anonymous
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>>18283588 I think the ImperialBro guy from yesterday was pretty bad.
>Dat bass cannon play Anonymous
Morfent !DoGGIEqt1A
Anonymous
>>18283602 >Liking Kemo >ever Anonymous
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If you use the Whitney av, your subhuman
Kip !FICEekIPJs
>>18283641 ;_;
He's really nice you guys
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18283584 holy shit this chat is awful.
Morfent !DoGGIEqt1A
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>>18283641 He's actually ok Anonymous
>>18283664 its shit and dead as fuck lmop
>bunkerfags getting BTFO !Bv2zfNye92
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-92945563 If anyone wants to watch someone other then siggy
Otherwise if you want me to not bother thats ok
Anonymous
>>18283653 >>18283641 >>18283624 >>18283565 actually responding to autistic tripfags
the fuck is wrong with you
Anonymous
We need some fucking janitors.
Xenofag !!yvm0QrHZZJQ
Siggy !!t8DinvBlO2w
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>>18283697 What we need is a banlist to prevent this from ever happening again.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-92946621 Kip !FICEekIPJs
Anonymous
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>>18283682 nah, its as active as ever
its always been a relatively small community but it hasn't slacked off
Anonymous
>>18283664 talking about TV shows and shit is awful?
PlayerNone !!Nz5HgcaZbUF
>>18283664 Greetings Anonymous,
I am PlayerNone, self appointed quality control of The Bunker. It has come to my attention that you were left unsatisfied with your streaming experience. If you could provide a brief summary of how that is so, as well as a list of improvements you would like to see, I will bring them forward to our elite mememasters and circlejerkers. We shall take your review into consideration, and move to implement changes for the general betterment of our fair bunker.
Very Respectfully,
PlayerNone
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18283748 >cooking reality TV show Kip !FICEekIPJs
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>>18283765 you suck @ ur job
Anonymous
>>18283765 Needs more Olive pizza, 2% milk and a ouya imo
Xenofag !!yvm0QrHZZJQ
>>18283779 Kitchen Nightmares is a pretty good show.
Anonymous
Anonymous
PlayerNone !!Nz5HgcaZbUF
>>18283783 I'm afraid that Anonymoose was quite insistent on 1% milk, so that concern shall have to remain unaddressed.
Anonymous
Xenofag !!yvm0QrHZZJQ
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>>18283820 No problem, I love 1% milk.
Obstacle 5 !e4JrYuoZ66
Siggy !!t8DinvBlO2w
Anonymous
specs mega alakazam with only teleport
Anonymous
deoxy-speed named rotom-uber
Booper !Bv2zfNye92
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Yoff !lord67jTBw
Crobat - Inner Focus @Black Sludge X Poison Torment Ariel Ace U-turn 252Atk/252Spe/4SpD Jolly
Anonymous
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mixed meloetta
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>18283912 Lagging tail slowpoke
Anonymous
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scarfed machamp
Anonymous
Booper !Bv2zfNye92
Anonymous
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>>18283988 Who are you and why should we give a shit
Anonymous
>>18283988 fuck off nerd, this isn't showdown general
Siggy !!t8DinvBlO2w
Anonymous
>>18284009 Kip is the nerd, fag.
Anonymous
Don't call me a fag, homo
Anonymous
Kip !FICEekIPJs
Anonymous
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>>18284064 Don't call me a homo, nerd
Booper !Bv2zfNye92
Can I get a new team? Or not, I feel sorta silly champing at the same time as siggy Its up to you guys, I don't want to make the thread complicated
Anonymous
wooper with only moves that start with b
Anonymous
>>18284088 Shiny Tyrunt named Mecha Sonic. Works best with a Sash.
Anonymous
>>18284088 calm mind blissey named pls be calm
Anonymous
Kip !FICEekIPJs
>>18284088 You get a yanma
Anonymous
Xenofag !!yvm0QrHZZJQ
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>>18284088 whatever you want man
Nidoqueen
Siggy !!t8DinvBlO2w
Anonymous
Yoff !lord67jTBw
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18284106 >>18284116 Which ones are these?
Anonymous
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>>18284190 probably victini and honchkrow
Siggy !!t8DinvBlO2w
Anonymous
Anonymous
Booper !Bv2zfNye92
Anonymous
Siggy !!t8DinvBlO2w
Anonymous
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we did the same thing last night with elibump and siggy
Booper !Bv2zfNye92
Siggy !!t8DinvBlO2w
Anonymous
>>18284349 reminder to just ignore siggy. he's not champ he just likes to post his battles in showderp thread
Booper !Bv2zfNye92
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-92961696 Praise be to the helix fossil, bringer of timeouts
Siggy !!t8DinvBlO2w
Anonymous
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>>18284452 He did this fucking just yesterday.
Just ignore him.
Kip !FICEekIPJs
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>>18284467 oneofusoneofusoneofusoneofus
Siggy !!t8DinvBlO2w
Booper !Bv2zfNye92
Anonymous
ELECTRIFY ME (Blastoise) @ Blastoisinite Ability: Rain Dish EVs: 252 HP / 252 SAtk / 4 SDef Modest Nature - Water Pulse - Dark Pulse - Aura Sphere - Mud Sport
Anonymous
choice specs blissey without ice beam because fuck you
Anonymous
Anonymous
Icy Wieners (Lapras) (M) @ Icicle Plate Ability: Shell Armor Shiny: Yes EVs: 252 HP / 252 SAtk / 4 SDef Modest Nature - Freeze-Dry - Blizzard - Hidden Power [Ice] - Ice Beam
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18284611 SPECS MODEST CLAWITZER
Anonymous
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>>18284614 >>18284622 >blissey and chansey on the same time CAPTCHA: there pltanks
Anonymous
The last three digits of this post in the National Dex. If it's above 718, divide by 2, rounding up if necessary.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Siggy !!t8DinvBlO2w
That was nasty. New champ.
Anonymous
c !5EJ71eKlNQ
>>18284650 me or forest nigger
Anonymous
Kip !FICEekIPJs
Anonymous
Anonymous
gibchamp !X3NLhQIKMQ
Anonymous
coffsirrup !KinjhihOP6
Anonymous
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>>18284655 good job, the thread is now one
Yoff !lord67jTBw
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Serperior 4 new teem pl0x :3
Anonymous
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booper's champ you bitchass niggas
Anonymous
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>>18284650 Reminder to newfigs to ignore this post
captcha: cleanse akfamov
c !5EJ71eKlNQ
>>18284657 stepping down from champ so blooper can be only champ
: )
Anonymous
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>>18284655 UNIFIED, THE TWIN CHAMP PROBLEM HAS BEEN UNIFIED
Anonymous
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Bad Newz (Granbull) (M) @ Life Orb Ability: Intimidate EVs: 252 Atk / 252 HP / 4 SDef Adamant Nature - Roar - Play Rough - Fire Punch - Iron Tail
Anonymous
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>>18284650 Reminder to newfags to ignore siggy. booper is champ.
Anonymous
>>18284637 >Volcarona too bad it was late
coffsirrup !KinjhihOP6
>>18284680 NEW CHAMP USE PHYSICAL RAICHU WITH CB
c !5EJ71eKlNQ
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>>18284696 im not new champ, booper is only champ now
Anonymous
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>>18284625 called MEATY CLAWS
Anonymous
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>>18284691 but if it was earlier then it would be a different post number and it wouldn't be volcarona
think about it
Anonymous
coffsirrup !KinjhihOP6
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>>18284720 Good idea
NEW CHAMP USE PHYSICAL CHOICE BAND RAICHU
Booper !Bv2zfNye92
Booper !Bv2zfNye92
Anonymous
Writing this as Anonymous because fuck having you guys dox me for having a different opinion. I'm a newbie that's been watching Showderp for three-to-four days now during the near-midnight hours. During these days Siggy has either (a) been champing for one-to-two hours or (b) commentating battles during other champ's times. He's spews out memes in the battle chat, makes suggestions in the thread, and normally calls to be a champ immediately when someone has forfeited. What I don't understand is the anger everyone has towards him; he, essentially, plays Showderp the same way everyone else does. What I do see a lot of is anons posting his picture from that cosplay board and generally making fun of his appearance. The thread is littered with comments claiming he's an attention whore that ruins Showderp, but I have never seen him post himself once other than the occasional comment with ":^)", "kek", or some other variant shitpost. In fact, the only time I DO see him post in the thread is when he's champing; other than that it's the other anons that flip their shit whenever he shows up. Now this is where I lie back in my armchair and flaunt off my online Psychology degree. I think, Showderp, that Siggy is merely your scapegoat- the chosen individual that you lash your anger upon because you know that he'll never leave, and that any remarks that he makes in retaliation can be easily brushed off. Shitposting when Siggy is around is a meme in itself for Showderp.
Anonymous
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>>18285023 you're right siggy Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18285023 would give you a 6/10 cause i almost took the bait but then i realized you worked that hard on shitty bait so 2/10
Kip !FICEekIPJs
>>18285023 Highschool Psychology/10
>muh displacement Fuck you anon
Anonymous
>>18285023 Well said, anon
Anonymous
>>18285104 nice samefagging
Anonymous
>>18285023 >>18285091 amateur psychologists are the most unbearable people on this planet
Booper !Bv2zfNye92
Anonymous
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>>18285129 I'd have gone with dictators, but ok.
Kip !FICEekIPJs
PlayerNone !!Nz5HgcaZbUF
>>18285127 >not replying to the other post so I can screencap and prove you wrong fucker, have my trip instead
Anonymous
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>>18285166 youre still a fag pls go away and never come back
Kip !FICEekIPJs
Anonymous
>>18285166 pyou are literally autistic
Anonymous
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>>18285185 um well you have a little willy
Anonymous
>>18285082 I hardly worked hard on writing something like that; I just wrote down my observations for the past few days and expected a knowledgeable rebuttal back. Simply writing "shitty bait" and closing the tab are /pol/ levels of reasoning, friend.
>>18285127 Because having Showderp agree with an argument I typed up anonymously is the ultimate goal. I'm sure my life will become much better if random strangers on the Internet begin sharing my ideas in a Pokemon thread.
>>18285091 You are unbearable. I don't even want to attempt to write an analysis over you.
Anonymous
>>18285249 i assumed it was bait because nobody is that retarded
if you are actually that retarded then i apologize. that was not shitty bait. you should probably look into euthanasia though.
Kip !FICEekIPJs
Anonymous
>>18285269 I reiterate: Simply writing "shitty bait" and closing the tab are /pol/ levels of reasoning, friend.
Anonymous
>>18285249 you need to fuck off. Anonymity is the norm, if you feel weird at all about posting anonymously you need to go
Anonymous
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>>18285249 "You are unbearable. I don't even want to attempt to write an analysis over you."
OHSHIT I HAVEN'T GOTTEN FAR ENOUGH IN MY TEXTBOOK TO WRITE SOMETHING WITHOUT SOUNDING LIKE A MONGOLOID
Anonymous
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I like this psychology guy, he's better at posting readable slightly amusing shit than any of you faggots
Anonymous
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>>18285249 We have ascended to levels of autism never seen before by mankind.
Anonymous
>>18285298 But if anonymity is the norm why does Showderp obsess over the identity of said individual so vigorously?
Anonymous
>>18285292 the reason he is dismissing it so easily is because of your very evident low level of intelligence
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>18285315 no one obsesses you massive faggot.
you see him so much because he is an attention whore and talks about himself as anon
literally kill yourself for being this fucking dumb
PlayerNone !!Nz5HgcaZbUF
>>18285249 Please let Kip lie down on your couch. I'll screencap it and immortalize you forever if you do.
>>18285185 I scored a 4 and 6 on
http://aq.server8.org/ so I'm afraid not :(
However I'm sure that doesn't rule out retardation or being a nerd so you can at least accuse me of those
Booper !Bv2zfNye92
Anonymous
>>18285315 it's like a couple of people. Showderp usually has around 50 people active at once.
Kip !FICEekIPJs
Anonymous
JUST GET GOOD (Umbreon) @ Leftovers Ability: Synchronize EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SDef Impish Nature - Swagger - Foul Play - Wish - Sand Attack
Anonymous
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>>18285324 that's a nice picture of a fat person wearing a hat you got there
Anonymous
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>>18285328 NERD
NERD
NERD
FAGGOT
NERD
RETARD
Anonymous
>>18285328 none can you please leave
Anonymous
>>18285318 That's a very well-built strawman you've presented.
>>18285341 That seems appropriate. So you're saying that it's only a few people that get visibly upset when Siggy appears and try to cause trouble in the thread?
Anonymous
>>18285358 Well that's true for pretty much everything in showderp. There's a low interaction from people uninterested. Remember that everytime replies to bait, or gets into a shitstorm, there are 50 other people who don't give a shit.
Anonymous
>>18285358 No. No one likes Siggy but those of us that aren't 14 year olds don't get upset about it we just ignore him.
Also please look into these I think they could be useful to you. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_methods Heracross !8q.C/sINV6
Kip !FICEekIPJs
Jim E. Russler !OvXZB096M.
>>18285372 I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE
Kip !FICEekIPJs
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>>18285390 ITS LIKE THE FACE INSIDE IS RIGHT BENEATH MY SKIN
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18285368 Well said.
>>18285372 But... you aren't ignoring him right now. By typing up this response you've implied that you clearly do give at least some thoughts as to why he makes you upset. Posting the Wikipedia link to the suicide methods page only solidifies this reasoning.
Anonymous
Jim E. Russler !OvXZB096M.
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*sucks the head and tickles the shaft with my tongue* HA I bet you weren't expecting to come that quickly you FAGGOT *swallows the come and uses its energy to power up* You're finished! *teleports into the air* Just die!! *crashes into you with a fierce flaming kick*
Kip !FICEekIPJs
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>>18285419 You're a faggot m8o
Freud is gay and dead
PlayerNone !!Nz5HgcaZbUF
>>18285356 But why would I leave when you're responding to me?
Booper !Bv2zfNye92
Alright, new team Egg and swag was fun, wouldnt you agree
Jim E. Russler !OvXZB096M.
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If Evens: Choice Specs Modest Magnezone with Analytic and Zap Cannon If Odds: Choice Specs Modest Chandelure with Infiltrator and Inferno can pick whatever three other moves you want though
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The last three numbers of the post reversed plus 3 in the National Dex. If over 718, divide by 2 and round down. If it's an Uber, use it in Ubers.
stroke n' choke !Z9nKZLK6lg
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Siggy! (Sigilyph) @ Choice Specs Ability: Tinted Lens EVs: 252 SAtk / 252 Spd / 4 HP Timid Nature - Heat Wave - Dazzling Gleam - Air Slash - Psychic
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Goodra @ Leftovers Ability: Sap Sipper EVs: 252 SDef / 252 HP / 4 Atk Careful Nature - Curse - Earthquake - Dragon Tail - Rest
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If you have a special wall on your team: Mind Games (Skarmory) @ rocky helmet Physically Defensive -Taunt -Roost -Counter -Defog/Whirlwind/Smogon Stones/Brave Brad If you have a physical wall on your team: Mittens (Heatran) @ Leftovers Specially Defensive -Taunt -Earth Power -Lava Plume -Stealth Rocks If you have both: MEDIC (Chansey) @ Eviolite Physically Defensive -Seismic Toss -Softboiled -Wish -Heal Bell If you have neither: Famous Sword Name (Aegislash) @ Leftovers 252 HP, rest up to you -King's Shield -Shadow Ball -Shadow Sneak -Any non-attacking move
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Zygarde with Bind names AmandaBinds.
coffsirrup !KinjhihOP6
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>>18285457 physical cb raichu
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>>18285463 Looks like it's Huntail.
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>>18285463 364+3=Huntail? Unless I did it wrong?
>>18285460 jokes on you 0 isn't an even or an odd number faggot>>18285463 sealeo>>18285466 shitmon #1>>18285467 literally stole my sigilyph set>>18285469 shitmon #2>>18285471 shitmon #3 Anonymous
>>18285460 UU staple that does shit-all in OU>>18285463 dumb>>18285465 epin luck strats>>18285466 le>>18285467 fuck off dun deal>>18285469 xD Anonymous
>>18285460 0 isnt odd or even so just skip this post :^)
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>>18285494 >>18285498 Implying happiny got in team
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>>18285498 >>18285504 ITT fags that don't understand how odd/even work
0 is even niggers
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Armchair psychologist here. It was fun reading everyone's responses. Anyways, I'm neutral towards Siggy- I think he acts in the same manner that everyone else here does but is slightly better at getting people upset than the average individual. I do agree that his face is very uncanny valley, however- I think it has to do with the make-up. Good luck with your new team, champ. I'm going to bed to rest my euphoria.
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>>18285504 >implying 18285460 isn't an even number Anonymous
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>>18285517 >damage control Kip !FICEekIPJs
>>18285517 "gaise i need moar attenchun"
then get a trip you fucing faggot
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>>18285519 >>18285521 >its parity—the quality of an integer being even or odd whatever floats your boat
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>>18285372 >suicide by volcano Hardcore
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>>18285519 Adding on to this, suggestions depending on odd/even post numbers happen all the fucking time, and so does their ending in 0. Not only does forgetting zero's parity make you dumb, it makes you a newfag too.
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*does the oldfag*
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>>18285502 >>18285498 UH OH THE TEAM RATERS ARE HERE!
DON'T THINK DELETING YOUR POST MAKES YOU LESS RETARDED, FAGGOT LOL
http://gyazo.com/4ce159539a7a15ec4c4cc3b8e8f85f07 dot png
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>>18285554 that's a cute gif
also step off my turf buttscab, you aren't cool or funny for trying.
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>>18285554 why are so many psychic types yellow
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Why is ROOSTAN BOOSTAN not in the Pastebin? It's pretty much one of the signatures of Showderp.
Kip !FICEekIPJs
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>>18285552 >then get a fucking trip you faggot >>then get a fucking trip you faggot >>>then get a fucking trip you faggot Anonymous
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>>18285498 >deleting the post because he forgot his trip on Anonymous
>>18285554 >caring about team raters enough to take screencaps You're part of the problem.
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>>18285575 same reason siggys blood trash isnt
its a gimmick shitmon that we all want to forget
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>>18285575 Probably keeps getting vandalized
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>>18285546 >being bad at math makes you a newfag Booper !Bv2zfNye92
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>>18285590 >it's a gimmick shitmon that we all want to forget You mean like every non-smogon mememon?
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>>18285587 >not knowing what gyazo is drag and click, copypaste, done.
takes even less effort than the daytime raters.
thank god night time rater is here
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>>18285620 shitty team rater pls go
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Old Showderp>bros that just want to play pokemon and have fun >coming up with creative and new movesets for underused pokemon, pretty much the mad scientists of showdown >goal is to win, but still have fun even if we don't >top tier champs such as mophead4eyes, JDark, Shucklee, roseyraid, etc, the list goes on New Showderp>nothing but autistic ledditfags >thinks it's funny to constantly spam memes they don't even understand >pretyping shitty unoriginal movesets, which also forces anyone else who wants to suggest something to pretype >obsessed with winning, even if it means unfairly tricking the opponent out of the battle >1-3 champs at once >everyday someone is champing for the first time and they are utter shit
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>>18285675 Try non-peek hours.
Kip !FICEekIPJs
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>>18285675 do I have to point this out every time?
>TOP TIER CHAMPS >MOP Anonymous
>>18285675 this pasta is getting so stale
Booper !Bv2zfNye92
coffsirrup !KinjhihOP6
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>>18285602 >tfw shuckle is mai waifu 2 Mr. Lister !DGJF9.I0Ro
greetings people that hate the living hell out of me
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>>18285724 its cuz fags dont know the difference between the listers
Kip !FICEekIPJs
Shrek it Ralph !adtcifLOss
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>>18285724 You're a cool nigga tho
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>>18285724 when did it become cool to hate lister anyway
captcha: finest Listan
Booper !Bv2zfNye92
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>>18285724 i like you though
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NEW BREAD NEW BREAD NEW BREAD>18285781 >18285781 >18285781
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Booper !Bv2zfNye92
Alright showderp One last team and I'll stop bugging you
Mr. Lister !DGJF9.I0Ro
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>>18285852 new thread you faggot
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>>18285852 sword dance gliscor
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Smeargle
Use
http://thousandroads.net/asb/metronome to make its moveset.
Bonus points if you reroll each game.
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