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Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2014 08:51:01 No.18287872 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>18287883 >>18287891 >>18287918 >>18287930 >>18287954 >>18288143 >>18288264 >>18288313 >>18288606 >>18288623

Your daughter's Blitzle has been injured by poachers. It has been hurt beyond the point where Burse Joy can help. It needs to be put to sleep.

How to you tell your daughter?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2014 08:53:06 No.18287883 Report

Quoted By: >>18288264

>>18287872
You're Blitzle has been released. Bye bye, Blitzle!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2014 08:54:02 No.18287891 Report

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>>18287872
>tell everything as is
>give her a bunch of dark and ghost mons
>kindle a hatred for people further and further
>she grows and goes full rampage
>chaos and dead people everywhere
>watch the world burn
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2014 08:58:06 No.18287918 Report

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>>18287872
Yeah... Honey, you know how Revive's make a Pokémon all better after fainting?
Okay, now imagine Blitzle has fainted, but a revive won't work.
Yep, he did nigga. Dinner's on the table.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2014 08:59:30 No.18287930 Report

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>>18287872
'Honey, we are eating tonight.
Thank Sparky for his sacrifice.'

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2014 09:00:02 No.18287933 Report

Quoted By: >>18287946

I buy her a Ponyta and tell her Blitzle evolved.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2014 09:02:03 No.18287946 Report

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>>18287933
>She quickly realizes that Ponyta is not the same Pokémon as her Blitzle
>You tell her they change as they evolve
>She believes you
>She later finds out you were bullshitting her
>She sticks you in a shitty retirement home

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2014 09:03:13 No.18287954 Report

Quoted By: >>18288385

>>18287872
I would seek a second opinion, this time from a real professional, stop fucking arround with Burse joy, and ask Nurse Joy at the P.C.
>What Blitzle is really Dying.
Then:
>Catch new blitzle
>Evolve
"Guess what sweetie? Your friend evolved!"
Kids are kids.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2014 09:18:31 No.18288056 Report

Quoted By: >>18288103

Tell her Blitzle was eaten by Faires. Hey, worked when she lost Dratini.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2014 09:31:23 No.18288103 Report

Quoted By: >>18288145

>>18288056
give her a Scizor. no more fairies. or poachers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2014 09:34:17 No.18288119 Report

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>giving your kids highly flammable things

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2014 09:39:40 No.18288143 Report

Quoted By: >>18288264

>>18287872
gen her a moltras and smile as she tries to hug it for the first time

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2014 09:40:02 No.18288145 Report

Quoted By: >>18288264

>>18288103

[spolier] How would Scizor beat Mega-Mawile/Azumarill?[/spoiler:lit]

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2014 10:03:28 No.18288264 Report

Quoted By: >>18288280 >>18288282

>visit /vp/ after two month absence

>>18287872
>Burse

>>18287883
>you are Blitzle has been released

>>18288143
>moltras

>>18288145
>spolier

guess I'll go back to /a/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2014 10:06:32 No.18288280 Report

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>>18288264
>/a/
yes, fuck off and never return, cancer

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2014 10:06:43 No.18288282 Report

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>>18288264
You must be a fucking blast to hang out with.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2014 10:18:32 No.18288313 Report

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>>18287872

>Burse Joy
>Burse

Well, shit, there's my problem, I took it to a quack.

But seriously, I give a sigh of regret at what I'll have to do, man the fuck up, and straight up tell her what happened. If she cries, well, that's to be expected, what kid wouldn't cry if their favorite pet had to be put down? If she doesn't cry and is somewhat understanding, consider me proud. Either way, it looks like an explanation of what is inevitable for all of us is due, along with a hug.

Along with a Hyper Beam, or maybe a few of it's equivalents, right up the poachers' ass for DARING to upset my daughter and practically killing our Blitzle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2014 10:22:43 No.18288327 Report

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>>18288280
I know right, liking things from other countries is horrible! xD
Funny, considering you're on a fucking board for a Japanese game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2014 10:28:07 No.18288369 Report

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>Shove a couple thunderstones up the Blitzle ass
>Steroid Zebstrika
I'm sure that Arnold Zebstrika is capable of toughing it out

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2014 10:30:56 No.18288385 Report

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>>18287954
Goddammit, beat me to it

In all seriousness, this Burse Joy sounds like a quack

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2014 10:32:16 No.18288391 Report

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>Burse Joy can help

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2014 10:33:39 No.18288400 Report

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>Burse Joy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2014 10:53:39 No.18288484 Report

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We get a better Electiric Mon.
Galvantula's where it's fuckin' at, kid'll practically forget about Racing Stripes after feeling how fuzzy the spider is.

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Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2014 11:33:04 No.18288606 Report

Quoted By: >>18288612 >>18291359

>>18287872
Hullo me be Burse Joy want me to help pokeman?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2014 11:34:07 No.18288612 Report

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>>18288606
The Joy family's disabled daughter

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2014 11:36:57 No.18288623 Report

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>>18287872
Tell her straight out. If I told her it ran away, she would think it was something she had done. I would also allow her to be present for the injection. Although she will devastated and cry alot, eventually she will come to understand and move on with her life. Even if Blitzle is gone now, she will know that it enjoyed life because of her. She made its life pleasant. I would tell her that without death there would be no life, as death of old friends is necessary to make way for new friends. We would then get a Joltik, which would be nice and cuddly and help her recover from the loss of her old friend.

I would also make sure the poacher was brought to justice at the hands of my Tyranitar. Should the bastard somehow survive the encounter and return to enact revenge, Galvantula would wreck his shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2014 17:57:28 No.18291359 Report

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>>18288606
lkel

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2014 22:52:53 No.18295174 Report

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I get her a new Blitzle and tell her that he was hurt so bad he lost his memory.

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