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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 19:56:50 No.18308440 View View Reply Original Report

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http://www.smogon.com/smog/issue33/new-guys-ou

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 19:57:47 No.18308449 Report

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And the Whiny Little Bitch clause takes effect.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 19:58:26 No.18308457 Report

Quoted By: >>18308492 >>18313388

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 19:59:05 No.18308461 Report

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Smogon confirmed for wanting to dip their stick in goodra's slimey snatch.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 19:59:07 No.18308462 Report

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I'm surprised it didn't mention diapers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 19:59:29 No.18308470 Report

Quoted By: >>18308508 >>18308519

>Goodra
>Pseudo Legendary

topkek

Goodra a shit and will forever be shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 20:00:45 No.18308492 Report

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>>18308457
I can't even imagine it as a female

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 20:02:25 No.18308508 Report

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>>18308470
Doesn't matter how shitty it is, it's still the pseudo.

Anyway, more on-topic: why is Smogon assigning specific sexes like this to Pokemon that have more than one? I mean, I guess Pokes like Gardevoir and Goodra "look feminine" or whatever, and Conkeldurr "looks like a dude", but... I mean, they're animals. Whatever happened to "it"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 20:03:22 No.18308519 Report

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You do know those things are written by individuals in the community right.

>>18308470
It technically is a psuedo (but yeah it sucks.)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 20:04:02 No.18308527 Report

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>>18308508
It doesn't matter.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 20:04:10 No.18308529 Report

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>>18308508
smogon is the patriarchy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 20:05:58 No.18308548 Report

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>>18308508

>I mean, they're animals. Whatever happened to "it"?

There is a rather unfortunate mental illness that causes people to humanize Pokemon.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 20:07:23 No.18308567 Report

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>>18308440
>smogon editor be's a gender stereotyping faggot
>calls goodra a she
>my autism flares up to the point where I start daydreaming about killing him
Aha! I fucking called it 4 months ago that they'd call it a "she" in a goodra thread. I'm fucking pissed..
>>18308508
>goodra
>feminine
It isn't, Trust me. I don't even see how they picture this thing as a female only. It's so perfectly androgynous. I rage at that smogon editor for being a gender stereotyping faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 20:08:34 No.18308580 Report

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>>18308548
"It" is technically improper if it has 2 genders.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 20:09:07 No.18308590 Report

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>>18308567
calling goodra a she is wrong, sure, but it's not as bad as sperging on it this badly, good lord.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 20:10:03 No.18308604 Report

Quoted By: >>18309898 >>18311290

>>18308567

If anything we should kill you so you can't spread your autism genes further.

>>18308590

No, it's not wrong. The author can use whatever pronouns they want.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 20:10:33 No.18308609 Report

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>>18308440
Privilege checking needs to be done.
>her
>she
I get the feeling that the smogon editor is someone who browses here, And is trolling us somehow by calling it a "she"

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 20:10:56 No.18308615 Report

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>>18308440
>she

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 20:12:17 No.18308631 Report

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/vp/ spergs out over the most unimportant shit ever I swear

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 20:12:28 No.18308633 Report

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>>18308567
Fucking Wow! I'm butthurt by this too, But that's kinda extreme, m80.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 20:13:21 No.18308642 Report

Quoted By: >>18308675

This a very typical thing in Pen & Paper games. Every class, no matter how masculine, is referred to as 'she' in its description.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 20:15:42 No.18308674 Report

Quoted By: >>18308826 >>18308923

I'm more annoyed that the Sylveon is refered to as she too.

Its 75% male ratio jackass I dont care if it looks girly

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 20:15:43 No.18308675 Report

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>>18308642
Top fucking lel. They called Sylveon a "she" too despite the gender ratio.

Valmanway confirmed for being a massive faggot. Let's just hope the final edits will remove all the "she" (Goodra/Sylveon srsly?) and "he" (Talonflame srsly?)

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 20:16:14 No.18308682 Report

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>>18308580
There is no other gender neutral third person singular pronoun in this language.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 20:26:05 No.18308807 Report

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>>18308675
>heliolisk
>he
>noivern
>he
>goodra
>she

Yep. He's a massive faggot alright. Goodra's probably his waifu, So that's why he called it a she.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 20:27:20 No.18308826 Report

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>>18308674
Not quite.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 20:28:07 No.18308833 Report

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>>18308440
It just puzzles me how he sees Goodra as a "female". It's a big fat slimy barney dragon. My 5c He calls Goomy/Sliggoo a "he"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 20:28:29 No.18308841 Report

Quoted By: >>18308946

Why don't they just use "it"?

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 20:28:31 No.18308842 Report

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>>18308440
What even makes Goodra a she? It seems pretty gender neutral.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 20:28:57 No.18308848 Report

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>>18308807

Noivern superior waifu/husbando anyway

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 20:29:47 No.18308865 Report

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My god who gives a shit?

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 20:30:34 No.18308879 Report

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>>18308865
No one actually does. People here just want something to argue about.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 20:32:57 No.18308913 Report

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>>18308865
Most of 4chan is autistic, fellow anon. That includes me. We're the kind of autists who get extremely butthurt by incorrect pronouns.

>>18308842
Nothing at all. People like the smogon editor, Valmanway call it a "she" because it might be his waifu. I just see it completely ridiculous to be calling Goodra a "she".

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 20:33:39 No.18308923 Report

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>>18308674
>implying everyone doesn't breed for female eevees to take advantage of cute charm

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 20:35:25 No.18308946 Report

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>>18308841
This isn't the final analysis like this for example http://www.smogon.com/bw/pokemon/gardevoir
It's just an article in the smog written by some fetishist.
Let's just hope they don't call Goodra a "she" in one of these like Xatu.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 20:50:23 No.18309141 Report

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>>18308440
>editor confirmed goodrafag

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 20:53:46 No.18309182 Report

Quoted By: >>18309213 >>18309965

>>18308440
>AV goodra
>good
>amazing
>she
>her

Sometimes I get the feeling Smogon is slowly killing itself. I thought Smogon was trying to be as "Professional" as possible, But using Incorrect Pronouns and Bad Movesets just makes them looks like a bunch of Unprofessional Autistic Dumbfucks.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 20:54:44 No.18309195 Report

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>>18308440
i call it a it, you know why?
because fuck you

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 20:55:58 No.18309213 Report

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>>18309182
Why are you capitalizing random words.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 21:20:27 No.18309551 Report

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>>18308440
>>18308440
>herself
>she's
>she
>her
>her
>her
>her
>she
>her
>she
>she
>her
>her
>she
>her
>she
>herself
>herself
>her
>her
>her
>she
>she
>she
>her

Disgusting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 21:46:42 No.18309898 Report

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>>18308604
>implying a person as autistic as this one is in any danger of reproducing
It takes one to know one ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 21:50:37 No.18309965 Report

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>>18309182
The Smog takes submissions from pretty much anyone. And Smogon got hit with a fuckton of newfags when X and Y came out and made PvP instantly accessible to everyone.

They're slowly dying of cancer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 21:52:25 No.18309991 Report

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>>18309213
Likely German or some other non-English nationality judging from the capitalised nouns.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 21:56:39 No.18310065 Report

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>>18309991
You got the German part right.
>>18309965
>The Smog takes submissions from pretty much anyone

That's not good. That explains the Genderfag that the OP posted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 22:00:04 No.18310104 Report

Quoted By: >>18310127 >>18310144 >>18310195 >>18310252 >>18310280

>Goodra
>Looks feminen
>Refered to as a she
Doesn't seem out of place.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 22:01:34 No.18310127 Report

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>>18310104
>Looks feminine
Where? Goodra looks like neither gender in particular.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 22:02:33 No.18310144 Report

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>>18310104
>looks feminine
>agreeing that being an autist is in place

It's kinda sad how you think that because It really isn't technically feminine at all. Let me guess, You're humanizing it too? Please explain.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 22:06:00 No.18310195 Report

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>>18310104
It looks like a giant slug. I don't know enough about mollusk biology to classify it either way.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 22:09:26 No.18310252 Report

Quoted By: >>18310343

>>18310104
>Goodra
>Feminine
>Applying human views on masculinity/femininity to fictional animals, plants, and objects

My goodness.. How do you even find this thing feminine anyways? It's a big fat barney with weird antennae. I'll never get how people picture it as a female only.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 22:11:03 No.18310280 Report

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>>18310104
It doesn't look feminine. This isn't a fucking Gardevoir or something.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 22:15:37 No.18310343 Report

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>>18310252
> I'll never get how people picture it as a female

They're autists. That's why. They humanize it using female stereotypes to make it appear "female" to them. It's also an excuse so they can shove their dick into it. A casual wouldn't find it feminine at all.

Fuccboi 5155- 3949 -2947 (Pachirisu, Electabuzz, Galvantula)

Fuccboi 5155- 3949 -2947 (Pachirisu, Electabuzz, Galvantula) Sat 01 Mar 2014 22:19:28 No.18310395 Report

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Anyone has a Aromatisse? Only thing i need to finish kalos dex. Oh and a Gallade.

Luvdisc is in gts asking for aromatisse. Thanks.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 22:19:47 No.18310399 Report

Quoted By: >>18310423 >>18310925

Goodra is a mammy.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 22:21:09 No.18310423 Report

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>>18310399
No, It's a fat dragon. Stop humanizing it with your female stereotypes.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 22:22:47 No.18310456 Report

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>>18310423
That was a joke.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 22:23:50 No.18310474 Report

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>>18310456
I know. That's why I bit it.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 22:52:17 No.18310925 Report

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>>18310399
Are you guys fucking blind? It's got a soft lavender color, and a feminine shape with those hips. Those are stereotypically feminine things, which is why people view it as a female. You're free to complain about that if you want, but you're fucking blind if you seriously can't possibly envision how someone may think Goodra is female.

You know people refer to other things as genders right? Vehicles are commonly referred to as "She" and the like. You guys are the seriously autistic ones for getting up in arms about some fucking pronouns.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 22:57:06 No.18311010 Report

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>>18308440
He used the word plethora twice in one breath.
I stopped reading there.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:00:24 No.18311068 Report

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>>18310925
You'd better be baiting, son. But I'm gonna be a nice fish, and bite.

>soft lavender color
Nidoking and Muk/Grimer exist. Purple is an androgynous color, dumbfuck. Ever been to a Jazz club?
>Wide Hips
Men can have large hips too. Ever seen a fat black man? Also, It's a fucking dragon. The way you humanize it is just unbelieveable.
>feminine shape
It's a fucking dragon. I'm surprised you're humanizing it this much. You've clearly been brainwashed, or are extremely autistic.
>complains about us being blind
You're the blind one here. How can you even see this as a "female" only without extreme gender stereotyping? It's a fucking dragon not a human woman
>Forgets Dragonite and Ampharos who have the exact same body style
I'm quite surprised you forgot these two. Dragonite has almost the same body structure, with wide hips. You're a fucking idiot.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:02:14 No.18311106 Report

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>>18310925
>comparing vehicles to goodra

goodra isn't a boat. it's a dragon

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:03:49 No.18311137 Report

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>>18311068
Have you ever seen a woman? Any artist will tell you that an easy way to make something look feminine or cute is to add lots of curves and make things round. Is there a single sharp edge anywhere on Goodra's body? Even shit like Ampharos and Dragonite have big pointed parts so I'd agree with you that they don't. Also
>conveniently ignoring that literally everything is gender stereotyped

>>18311106
So you're saying calling a boat a she is perfectly fine, but something meant to represent a living being is not? Do you not refer to your pets using gender stereotypes? Are you that kind of person?

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:05:26 No.18311164 Report

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Good to see that le ebin pronoun maymay is still alive and well

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:05:56 No.18311167 Report

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>>18310925
> feminine shape with those hips

Stopped reading right there. This is clearly bait. Buuut, you did get someone to bite. notbadb8m8igibr8of 7.5/8

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:06:13 No.18311174 Report

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>>18311137

Don't bother replying. This is a containment board for the "special" people from reddit and tumblr, you'll never convince them of anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:07:01 No.18311190 Report

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>>18311068
Is this guy for real
This, kids, is what we call a "false equivalency".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:08:48 No.18311224 Report

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>>18311137
>dragonite
>sharp

The horn and the claws. That's it. Are you implying women can't have sharp nails?

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:09:44 No.18311241 Report

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>mfw some smogon article writers are furries and other sick fetishfags

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:12:12 No.18311290 Report

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>>18308604
>The author can use whatever pronouns they want
That's fucking stupid. A pokémon isn't a she or a he, it's a fucking pokémon. It's a "it".
Hell, you can even tolerate the gender pronouns if we're talking about something like Mandibuzz, Latias ou Mothim, but for everything else it's pretty damn stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:13:36 No.18311323 Report

Quoted By: >>18311353 >>18311456 >>18311515

>>18311137
I said it once, and I'll say it again. It's a FUCKING DRAGON. Not a Human Woman. It was designed to look cute, much in the same vein as Dragonite. If it was designed to look feminine, They would've done things to it like Gardevoir. Making it Anthro would've been a prime example.
So, Anything that's round is feminine? Then, I suppose you're going to find a big muscly guy at a gym feminine because his muscles are round? Right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:15:00 No.18311353 Report

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>>18311323
Abstractly, muscles are considered angular, dude.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:15:42 No.18311367 Report

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>>18311353
How about a fat guy with moobs?

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:17:15 No.18311401 Report

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but you don't complain when they call Metagross or something with no gender a "he" right?

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:17:59 No.18311416 Report

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Look, Goodra can be male or female. Since the normal, default gender is male the article should have used "he" or "it," since like some other anon said they are video game characters, not real people. We can all see that, Smogon made a mistake, there are dozens of other shitposty threads we can all go clutter up instead of this one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:18:34 No.18311428 Report

Quoted By: >>18313433

>>18308508
>they're animals
Yeah, this buff dude or that magnet ball are clearly animals.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:19:11 No.18311442 Report

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>>18311367
Ooh, toughie.
Well, how wide are his hips?

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:19:38 No.18311456 Report

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>>18311323
Still biting, Are we?
>>18311137
Your bait is quality. I'd hire you to write lines for me on here to anger others like ^.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:20:21 No.18311475 Report

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>>18311137
>Do you not refer to your pets using gender stereotypes?

The fuck does this even mean?

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:21:46 No.18311498 Report

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>>18311475
It's bait anon. Just let him be along with all the others who fell for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:22:02 No.18311503 Report

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>>18311137
I think you're confusing stereotypes with pronouns

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:22:53 No.18311515 Report

Quoted By: >>18311560 >>18311628 >>18311648 >>18311650 >>18312411

>>18311224
Another false equivalency. You're fucking stupid.

>>18311323
Goodra's body starts narrow and becomes wider as you go down it. That's literally the universal feminine shape.

>>18311475
Looks like a typo to me. They probably meant do you not refer to your pets by their gender? If you have a dog who is a female would you only refer to it as "it"? Or would you call it a she, like it very clearly is?

Jonn 0318-6758-6351 (Dunsparce, Kecleon, Ditto)

Jonn 0318-6758-6351 (Dunsparce, Kecleon, Ditto) Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:24:44 No.18311545 Report

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>Smogon is one person

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:25:33 No.18311560 Report

Quoted By: >>18311647

>>18311515
Not him, It's a dragon. Not a human woman. It's almost like your saying people have to see it as a female only species. Btw, Where's Ampharos and Charizard?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:27:31 No.18311600 Report

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Man, anti-Goodra fags are worse than Goodra fags.

Why do you care so much about what people fap to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:28:49 No.18311621 Report

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>she
>not it

y

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:29:04 No.18311628 Report

Quoted By: >>18311647

>>18311515

So because something looks feminine you have to call it female pronouns? Do you call all cats "she"?

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:30:01 No.18311647 Report

Quoted By: >>18311730

>>18311560
I'm not saying people have to see it as a female only species you nitwit, I'm saying that it's okay for people to refer to it as a female when it clearly has a lot of feminine elements in its design. Since this generation of Pokemon was clearly about shaking up previously established patterns, Goodra was likely meant to make a softer, feminine looking Pseudo, as opposed to the tougher, mostrous Hydreigon or Garchomp.

>>18311628
And no, I don't even think cats are particularly feminine. The same goes for the above though, if someone wants to call it feminine because it looks feminine then there's nothing wrong with that.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:30:02 No.18311648 Report

Quoted By: >>18311805 >>18312411

>>18311515
>You're fucking stupid.
Ad-Hominem for somone who is so desperate to prove a false point
>Goodra's body starts narrow and becomes wider as you go down it. That's literally the universal feminine shape.
Then, Why the fuck don't people find Ampharos feminine then? It clearly has the same body style. Thin up the top, Wide at the bottom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:30:08 No.18311650 Report

Quoted By: >>18311781 >>18311805 >>18311809

>>18311515

There's a difference between calling a female animal "she" and calling an entire species "she" just because you think it looks feminine.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:34:20 No.18311730 Report

Quoted By: >>18311791 >>18311805

>>18311647
> clearly has a lot of feminine elements
> applinyg this much human gender stereotypes to a dragon
> a dragon
You're probably not going to like Dragon Tales much as there's quite a few male Dragons in it who have the same style. If you're so desperate to bang a pregnant woman, Go and do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:36:44 No.18311766 Report

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>>18308440
>getting this upset over gendered pronouns

Does it really make a difference either way? In the end, the article is about a glob of data. Calling it "he" or "she" doesn't change anything.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:37:38 No.18311781 Report

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>>18311650

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:38:09 No.18311791 Report

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>>18311730
>You're probably not going to like Dragon Tales much as

Thanks for the warning, that'll come in handy for when I never ever bother with Dragon Tales.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:39:08 No.18311805 Report

Quoted By: >>18311824 >>18311864 >>18312411

>>18311648
I think you'd be surprised how many people view Ampharos as feminine. Try searching at rule34 sometime. Aside from that, yellow isn't a very effeminate color, contrary to what shit like Power Rangers taught us. If Ampharos's shiny and regular colors were switched, you'd see just as much porn of it.

>>18311650
Unlike cats, every single Goodra is identical visually, so I still don't see the issue with it.

>>18311730
It's not a natural fucking dragon you clod. It was designed by a person, and so it's naturally going to have human elements to it. Literally all Pokemon have some sort of human element, usually in the face if there's nothing humanlike about it. You wouldn't recognize how Goodra feels when messing with it in Amie if it wasn't humanized to an extent. It's basic fucking design.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:39:17 No.18311809 Report

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>>18311650
There's also the stylistic choice that the analysis is written in reference to a singular Pokemon, rather than the collective species.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:40:20 No.18311824 Report

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>>18311805
>Try searching at rule34 sometime
>I think you'd be surprised

I think I'll just remain in the dark on that one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:40:36 No.18311830 Report

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Is mewtwo male or female

its lavender colored

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:41:21 No.18311837 Report

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>>18308508
Technically, in the rules for the XY official writeups, you're not supposed to use he or she, so there's that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:43:31 No.18311864 Report

Quoted By: >>18311914 >>18312411

>>18311805
>surprised
Everyone on the internet is calling Amphy a "he"
Mega Amphy proves it even worse. I've never ever seen someone call it a "she" ever.
>still trying to justify a false point
>clod
Ad-Hominem once again.
That still doesn't mean it isn't a dragon. It's hasn't got a human style body structure either, Thus proving your point objectively wrong. Just because I'm trying to justify your waifu isn't technically feminine does not mean you have to get so butthurt over it. It's just my opinion and a fact :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:44:20 No.18311884 Report

Quoted By: >>18311911

>not calling all pokemon "it"

Funny that furries are taking over Smogon though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:46:23 No.18311911 Report

Quoted By: >>18311931 >>18311943 >>18311973 >>18312038

>>18311884
I call my parents' dog "she." I guess I'm a furry, too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:46:33 No.18311914 Report

Quoted By: >>18311962

>>18311864
>Call out ad-hominem
>Ignore everything else
>clap hands and declare self winner of argument

Yeah, nah, you're just a cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:47:17 No.18311931 Report

Quoted By: >>18312038

>>18311911
>implying referring a whole species by a gender pronoun is the same as referring a specific animal/pokemon with a gender pronoun

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:47:18 No.18311933 Report

Quoted By: >>18311990

I always thought of it as pretty girly. But like if you don't then I guess that's okay too. I'm not entirely sure what this whole argument is about and seriously reading this thread is frustrating because it seems so inane.

For me I suppose the thing is the antenna sort of flow like pig tails, plus the body shape and coloration. I don't get why people keep asserting it's a dragon and not a human woman. That's true but people naturally see human qualities within things. That's why people tend to look at patters or what have you and make out 'faces' within them, because we look for human qualities.

And even if that's not quite correct, the original point still stands. Not really sure why this discourse is occurring. I don't want to use that one buzzword but god damn this seems less than neurotypical.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:47:46 No.18311943 Report

Quoted By:

>>18311911
It is an actual animal and has a singular gender though. False equivalency to the max.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:49:01 No.18311962 Report

Quoted By: >>18312029

>>18311914
You're the cunt here.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:49:25 No.18311968 Report

Quoted By:

You know we're living in a time of peace and prosperity when the biggest thing people can complain about is the conception of gender equality in a children's game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:49:44 No.18311973 Report

Quoted By: >>18312038

>>18311911
Your pet is a specific animal, it is female. Pokemon species (the entire species) that can be either gender, cannot be referred to as one specifically. they're talking about the Pokemon as a whole, and therefore cannot call it by either gender and be correct.

TLDR That's like referring to all golden retrievers as she, even though they can be male too. But if I have a golden retriever and it is male, then when addressing my specific pet I can call it male.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:50:44 No.18311990 Report

Quoted By:

>>18311933
>antenna sort of flow like pig tails

Thats it. Without out those, It'd be nothing. Heaven Forbid I wish it wasn't my favorite ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:52:10 No.18312010 Report

Quoted By:

>>18308580

You're a fucking idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:53:32 No.18312029 Report

Quoted By: >>18312070 >>18312144 >>18312294 >>18312411

>>18311962
>offered a chance at a rebuttal
>doesn't take it and calls the other person a cunt

Nice knowing how mature you are. But for the record, let me point out what you ignored again. Goodra wasn't made by nature. It's not a natural being. It was designed by a Japanese man who was probably working late one night when he finalized it. Not having a human style body doesn't matter when humans created it and stuck those things into the design themselves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:54:01 No.18312038 Report

Quoted By: >>18312116

>>18311931
>>18311911
>>18311973
>Implying that's the case here

Show where it's clearly demonstrated that the pronoun is meant to indicate they're all female. It's a fucking stylistic choice. Look, I can do it too:

"The African Lion is often heralded as King of the Jungle."
>IMPLYING ALL LIONS ARE MALE
No, it's fucking rhetoric. Stop crying about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:55:49 No.18312070 Report

Quoted By:

>>18312029
>implying I'm him

topfuckinglel i dont want to hear your stupid point fuck off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2014 23:58:41 No.18312116 Report

Quoted By: >>18312165

>>18312038
"King of the Jungle" is an idiom; while patriarchal, I don't think it's the same as this situation where specific gender pronouns (emphasis on actual pronouns) are being used. "It" is perfectly fine, yet they're choosing to give certain genders to certain species.

I personally think this whole argument/thread is entirely unnecessary and autistic, but I understand the issue being presented. It's not that big of a deal, however, to be quite honest.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2014 00:00:36 No.18312144 Report

Quoted By: >>18312207

>>18312029
> Implying he designed it to be feminine

Ookaay, So. Uh... Where's the blatant stuff then? Eyelashes for example. We're gonna take this from a non-autistic childs view.

A little 6 Year Old boy sees Shauna's Goodra while battling it with his Greninja. He wants one. For example, Imagine you're him. Would you find Goodra feminine? Or, gender neutral? Remember! You're a 6 year old non-autistic typical japanese boy who loves Ultraman and Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2014 00:01:46 No.18312165 Report

Quoted By:

>>18312116
It's a singular pronoun. SINGULAR. Male or female, it's pretty clear they're speaking in the context of an individual creature, not meant to refer to the entire species as male or female only. Yes, "it" is singular and gender neutral, but they're going for something a little less clinical. This isn't a scholarly zoology article.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2014 00:04:11 No.18312207 Report

Quoted By:

>>18312144
This is impossible for anyone other than a 6-year-old non-autistic Japanese boy to answer. And even then, it's only anecdotal evidence arguably relevant to 6-year-old non-autistic Japanese boys. The answer may differ if we're talking about 6-year-old non-autistic Japanese girls, for example.

Bottom line, it's eye of the beholder, and doesn't really amount to anything anyhow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2014 00:06:19 No.18312239 Report

Quoted By:

>Sylveon
>She
>75% male

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2014 00:09:34 No.18312294 Report

Quoted By:

>>18312029
So, What about if Sugi never intended it to be "feminine" like he most likely didn't?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2014 00:14:05 No.18312375 Report

Quoted By: >>18312498

Biting the bait like an emaciated shark, but oh well.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/feminine?s=t

>pertaining to a woman or girl: feminine beauty; feminine dress.
>having qualities traditionally ascribed to women, as sensitivity or gentleness.
>effeminate; womanish: a man with a feminine walk.

Can we PLEASE drop this? It's an adjective. It can be used to describe literally ANY noun. You people are insufferable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2014 00:15:46 No.18312400 Report

Quoted By:

>>18308508

>I mean, they're animals.

So are humans.

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Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2014 00:16:24 No.18312411 Report

Quoted By: >>18312455

>>18310925
>>18311068
>>18311137
>>18311515
>>18311648
>>18311864
>>18311805
>>18312029
>all these things that a casual player/child would never notice
>implying everyone sees goodra this way

Only autists look this deep to notice this stuff.
You're all faggots.
Die in a hole.
Kill yourselves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2014 00:16:54 No.18312417 Report

Quoted By: >>18312437

The only reason Goodra is seen as feminine is because the name ends in "a"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2014 00:18:45 No.18312437 Report

Quoted By:

>>18312417
No, It's the antennae. That's the most obvious thing anyone would notice due to them shaped a bit like pigtails/ponytails

>Sea-DRA

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2014 00:19:57 No.18312455 Report

Quoted By:

>>18312411
edgy :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2014 00:24:53 No.18312498 Report

Quoted By:

>>18312375
I already tried saying that in previous threads. The idea that a "social construct" is being applied to Pokemon is what is upsetting them. In other words, they are complaining because they don't see certain things the same way.and lots of autism

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2014 00:28:58 No.18312559 Report

Quoted By: >>18312583

I'm willing to bet none of you autistic faggots ever had pets.

If you did, you probably called them "It" Instead of "him"/"her" too.

And that is so sad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2014 00:31:20 No.18312583 Report

Quoted By: >>18312638 >>18312640

>>18312559
>Implying you wouldn't know your pet's sexes
>Implying you wouldn't have checked your pet's genders as well

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2014 00:35:24 No.18312638 Report

Quoted By:

>>18312583
outright stating that you cannot comprehend for shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2014 00:35:31 No.18312640 Report

Quoted By:

>>18312583
>Checking an insentient being's gender

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Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2014 00:36:45 No.18312653 Report

Quoted By: >>18312711 >>18313484

>>18308461
>slimey snatch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2014 00:40:33 No.18312708 Report

Quoted By:

is this the cringe/autism thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2014 00:40:35 No.18312711 Report

Quoted By: >>18312734 >>18312751

>>18312653

The Pokedex says Goodra's slime is sticky.

Depending on the adhesive qualities of Goodra's slime. They'd probably get their dicks stuck there.

Leading to an embarrassing trip to the Pokemon Center.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2014 00:42:20 No.18312734 Report

Quoted By:

>>18312711
Her pussy was designed for only a male Goodra to enter due to his pre-lubed cock. Or a person who has lubed themselves like crazy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2014 00:43:18 No.18312751 Report

Quoted By:

>>18312711
Can you imagine how often Pokemon center's have to deal with that shit

>Uh oh, got some coffee on Louie, another trainer tried to stick it into his Gothitelle and got arena trapped

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2014 00:57:54 No.18312961 Report

Quoted By: >>18312991 >>18313027

This is some hurr fucking durr shit even for you, /vp/. Assigning a gender is an easy way to keep pronouns straight in hypothetical writing about gender-ambiguous things. The writer picked a gender, then stuck with it through the piece for consistency. This is done in every fucking Smogon write-up there is. Sometimes it's he, sometimes it's she, but just because someone talks about a hypothetical female Goodra existing doesn't mean they're chugging the fetish fuel.

There was nothing even remotely sexual about that piece.
>implying you would have had this reaction if the write-up was about any non-sexualized mon
>implying you would have had this reaction if you weren't seeing Goodra porn all day anyway
Try to consider that, perhaps, you're the one biased toward Lewdra - even if yours is a bias of hatred rather than love.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2014 00:59:22 No.18312991 Report

Quoted By:

>>18312961
This. If you don't get it by now, you just won't get it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2014 01:00:58 No.18313009 Report

Quoted By:

pokemon are like ships

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2014 01:02:13 No.18313027 Report

Quoted By: >>18313062 >>18313074

>>18312961
I get it, But it does actually mean they're "Chugging the Fetish Fuel"
Smogon's default in writeups for Pokemon with an equal ratio is usually "He" or "It". This is new as he called Goodra a "she" But then again, He did call Sylveon a "she" despite the gender ratio causing people to think differently.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2014 01:04:22 No.18313062 Report

Quoted By:

>>18313027
Why does the gender ratio matter if it's not 100% either way?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2014 01:05:33 No.18313074 Report

Quoted By:

>>18313027
The gender ratio is the worst reason to say something is a certain gender because everything is a fucking independent event. Just because it has a higher probability of being male doesn't mean that most of them will be male. Why do people in /vp/ even make up this shit...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2014 01:08:44 No.18313119 Report

Quoted By: >>18313220

It amazes me that /vp/ is so autistic that it throw a fit over this. fucking pathetic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2014 01:15:40 No.18313220 Report

Quoted By: >>18313282

>>18313119
/vp/ just needs something to blow up over, no matter how pointless and insignificant it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2014 01:19:55 No.18313282 Report

Quoted By: >>18313329 >>18313493

>>18313220
It wasn't like this before the XY hype, anon. It used to be things that could actually be argued, like genwars, but never like this. ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2014 01:23:05 No.18313329 Report

Quoted By: >>18313358

>>18313282
pls no "used to" fallacy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2014 01:25:15 No.18313358 Report

Quoted By:

>>18313329
It's not a fallacy if it's true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2014 01:27:03 No.18313388 Report

Quoted By:

>>18308457
she, like you refer to a boat as she.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2014 01:29:12 No.18313433 Report

Quoted By:

>>18311428
they sure as shit aren't "hims" or "hers". They're all its. Even they's if you must give them personality.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2014 01:29:50 No.18313445 Report

Quoted By:

They did this with Malamar too.

>Malamar

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Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2014 01:31:39 No.18313484 Report

Quoted By:

>>18312653
I bet that Goodra wants to shove his big gooeycock up her gooey snatch. It won't get stuck either due to it being loobed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2014 01:32:03 No.18313493 Report

Quoted By:

>>18313282
It was somewhat like this, but not to these proportions.

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