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>Be 10 years old
>Have obsession with Shrek
>Watch his movies religiously
>Birthday is coming up
>I tell my parents I want the new Shrek game for the gameboy advance
>My day of birth has arrived
>Everyone's enjoying themselves
>Everyone is happy
>I wait patiently for the shrek game I knew I would receive
>My parents hand me a small present
>Before I tear the wrapping off I pray to Shrek and thank him
>Shrek is love
>Shrek is life
>I open up my gift
>It's not the shrek game
>It's Pokemon Sapphire version
>I start to cry hysterically
>My birthday was ruined
>Later that day I'm playing my shitty Pokemon Sapphire game
>I've reached the legendary Pokemon Kyogre
>When the battle starts my game froze and went blank
>I hear loud thumps coming from my parents room
>I start to panic as I can hear loud footsteps coming towards my room
>Shrek kicks open my door with both of my parents dangling from is big ogre hands
>He then hands to me the Shrek game I knew that I deserved
>"They should have checked themselves before they Shrek'd themselves" said Shrek
