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0/10 designs Tue 04 Mar 2014 06:06:04 No.18348024 View View Reply Original Report

This is the thread where we post shitty looking mons and maliciously flame others for thinking our favorite pokemon looks like ass.

I'll start with this abomination here.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 06:07:14 No.18348041 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 06:07:39 No.18348048 Report

Quoted By: >>18348280

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 06:13:43 No.18348115 Report

Quoted By: >>18348310 >>18348340

>so shitty I can't even find a bigger version of this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 06:14:14 No.18348122 Report

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>>18348024
FEED ME, SEYMOUR.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 06:32:18 No.18348280 Report

Quoted By: >>18348287

>>18348048
Nigga, what's wrong with his design?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 06:33:26 No.18348287 Report

Quoted By: >>18348296 >>18348321

>>18348280
>his

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 06:34:39 No.18348296 Report

Quoted By: >>18348378

>>18348287
Nigga, whats wrong with IT'S design?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 06:36:26 No.18348310 Report

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>>18348115
Man its a crime they pushed away from this look. He looks bulky and brutish as hell in this pic. I like nidoking but his 3D model and even in some way his sprites look pretty tame compared to this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 06:38:18 No.18348321 Report

Quoted By: >>18348376

>>18348287
>not wanting sableye to shove his little rock hardpenis playfully into you're rectum

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 06:40:44 No.18348340 Report

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>>18348115
nigga fuck you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 06:44:41 No.18348376 Report

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>>18348321
jesus christ marie

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 06:44:48 No.18348378 Report

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>>18348296
>it's
>not its

Aside from a few grammatical errors and assumptions, I agree with you. I see nothing wrong with Sableye.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 06:49:58 No.18348415 Report

Quoted By: >>18348585 >>18348941

There is no way you can convince me this is a dragon due to its lack of fucking wings.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 07:13:52 No.18348585 Report

Quoted By: >>18348620 >>18348941

>>18348415
Would you believe me if I told you this is a dragon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 07:18:08 No.18348620 Report

Quoted By: >>18348733 >>18348781 >>18348941

>>18348585
No. That's a sea serpent from Korean fairy tales.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 07:36:40 No.18348733 Report

Quoted By: >>18348779 >>18348941

>>18348620
How about this one? I've never seen anyone call it anything but a dragon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 07:44:44 No.18348779 Report

Quoted By: >>18348804 >>18348839 >>18348941

>>18348733
It's a dragon alright, but not in the same context.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 07:44:52 No.18348781 Report

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>>18348620
This fucking guy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 07:47:55 No.18348804 Report

Quoted By: >>18348826 >>18348941

>>18348779
I don't understand. What context?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 07:51:37 No.18348826 Report

Quoted By: >>18348898 >>18348941

>>18348804
It just shares the title "dragon". It's like calling a koala a bear because of its notorious title, 'Koala Bear".

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 07:52:43 No.18348839 Report

Quoted By: >>18348878

>>18348779
well, strictly speaking, it looks different from western dragons and the chinese use a different word to refer to it.

plus, a lóng has connotations of good luck instead of destruction.

The western myth of the dragon and the chinese myth of the lóng are entirely separate, albeit both likely woven from exaggerations of sea serpents

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 07:52:56 No.18348845 Report

Quoted By: >>18348869

Scrafty.

I just don't get it.

Why people like it, that it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 07:56:14 No.18348869 Report

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>>18348845
scraggy's a really charming design (and wrecked in LC last generation), good money most of the fanbase for scrafy is spillover from scraggy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 07:57:19 No.18348878 Report

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>>18348839
Interesting. Not everyday you learn something from 4chan.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 07:59:32 No.18348898 Report

Quoted By: >>18348920 >>18348941

>>18348826
But bears are real animals to be contrasted with koalas. Dragons are myth and bullshit that can be changed depending on who's telling the story. "Oh dude that thing sounded terrifying. Did it have wings?" "O-oh, uh, fuck yeah it had wings!"

I think I found the dragon for you this time, though. How's this one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 08:03:15 No.18348920 Report

Quoted By: >>18348941 >>18348951

>>18348898
Acceptable, more so than Haxorus. But it's sticking its tongue out at me. Rude.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 08:06:54 No.18348940 Report

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inb4 bait

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 08:06:58 No.18348941 Report

Quoted By: >>18348951

>>18348415
>>18348585
>>18348620
>>18348733
>>18348779
>>18348804
>>18348826
>>18348898
>>18348920

Do you two have nothing better to do with your time?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 08:08:50 No.18348951 Report

Quoted By: >>18348992

>>18348920
Here, I taught it some manners and also bleached its scales a little. It involved cutting off its wings, though. Hope that it didn't ruin it.

>>18348941
I truly, honestly, do not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 08:14:37 No.18348992 Report

Quoted By: >>18349040

>>18348951
Looks better. To bad it will never be able to fly again with the rest of its kind.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 08:21:40 No.18349040 Report

Quoted By: >>18349049

>>18348992
That one was a bit of a lone wolf anyway. Lots of family issues, hated the fuck out of his brother.

If you're looking for a more social creature, I've got one here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 08:24:07 No.18349049 Report

Quoted By: >>18349078

>>18349040
Social. But always has to go into hiding because of what the harsh fate of the internet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 08:29:50 No.18349078 Report

Quoted By: >>18349130

>>18349049
I actually only posted that expecting to get a reaction out of the fact that it's another dragon without wings. Also, quick reminder that pic related is still not a dragon.

Anyway, I need to get to bed, so I guess I'm done derailing this thread. Goodnight everybody.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 08:38:39 No.18349130 Report

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>>18349078
As much as your previous post angered me, anon, I'm too tired to get myself worked up about it. Goodnight sweet prince.

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