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Pokemon Battles Get Mad: GenWars Edition

Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 09:40:33 No.18349352 View View Reply Original Report

ITT: Everything that makes you rage/cringe/cry/autist in Free Battles, Local Link Battles, Rated Battles, Showdown or whatever Mon platform. We rage about kids using 6 shiny legendaries in a single match and laugh at the other guy who got 6-0 by a Jumpluff.

>Experiences?
Got swept by 7 players in a row with an all legendary team? Feel the rage! Post 'em and share the drama!

>Critiques?
One man's butturt is another man's laxative. Yes.

>Counters?
Help an Anon out! Bravest Birds, Cloyster Spearheads and DemoKnightless-Eyelanders ruining your Max IVs EVs bros? Share your experiences in countering the common threats! Fine Print: Online experiences differ from thread discussions. Results may vary.

>Hard mode when?
Hard mode now! Rage/Cringe/Whatever about your experiences being swept by non OU/Ubers/Downright ridiculous mons like that battle with the Air Balloon Rotom-S and feel the burns.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 09:45:17 No.18349367 Report

Quoted By: >>18349396

>not knowing how to counter full Legendary teams

I sweep them all the time

children who use full legendary teams are the ones who just spam the most powerful moves, i.e. Fusion Bolt (no tactics whatsoever)

if you use any sort of tactical strategy against them they won't be able to counter it (usually).
git gud

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 09:53:28 No.18349396 Report

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>>18349367
Some jap with a girl avatar and the name "SHOPING" kept spamming surf with her kyogre on my water absorb vaporeon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 09:57:56 No.18349411 Report

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>Rewind 2 hours ago
>Finally finish breeding my team
>Scouting for 6v6 battles on PSS
>Someone accepts, it's a Jap using a full team of Ubers ft. Staraptor
>He opens with Staraptor
>'Staraptor used Hyper Beam!'
>Defeat his Staraptor, Mewtwo Y and Palkia
>Used Gastrodon to beat Palkia
>He kept spamming surf as if he didn't understand what Storm Drain was
>Brings out Darkrai after Palkia dies
>Expecting a Dark Void
>He just forfeits

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 10:02:17 No.18349428 Report

Quoted By: >>18349446

>challenged by an american passerby
>Team preview shows Palkia, Mewtwo, Yveltal, Ho-Oh, Lugia, and Dialga
>battle begins
>his entire team is shiny
>even Yveltal
>whythefuck.png
>notices the messages
>Eggs Hatched: 0
>Pokemon Obtained: 12
>Pokemon Evolution: 3
>Battle Maison Win: 0
>Judge Evaluation: 0
>PP Up used: 287
>Link Battles: 4
>fuckthisimdone.jpeg
>quits game

There're better things to do then just being with a faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 10:06:38 No.18349446 Report

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>>18349428
Thanks a bunch, Powersaves.

Invidia 2981-7265-4220

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Invidia 2981-7265-4220 Tue 04 Mar 2014 10:08:05 No.18349453 Report

Quoted By: >>18349535

>today
>friend is over
>we're both breeding
>finish current project
>still at the point where I lack any useful items, dont have complete sets for my mons yet
>most still arent ev trained
>he suggests we battle
>sure
>ramshackle team
>his isn't, fully trained and itemed out
>he's testing using a bulky life orb(my idea) volcarona with only 16 speed evs, quiver dance/roost/bug buzz/fiery dance
>battle going ok
>gets his volcarona in
>two dances
>sweep
>hahaokthatwasfunimgoingbacktobreeding
>lets battle again
>whatever
>gets volcarona in again
>dances
>nothing to stop it at all
>switches out pointlessly
>tries to play it off like he did it without thinking
>rage
>i win
>mfw this faggot just threw the match so i could win one
I hate pity plays.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 10:14:56 No.18349484 Report

Quoted By: >>18349487

>Random Japs keep challenging me to battles
>Wear down their team until they give me an opening (usually one or two in)
>After current mon gets knocked out, throw in contrary shuckle
>enemy used X! 25% damage
>Shuckle used shell smash!
>enemy used X! ~8% damage
>Shuckle used shell smash!
>enemy used X! ~3% damage
>Shuckle used shell smash!
>Enemy switched to SE glass cannon
>Shuckle is asleep! Shuckle used Sleep Talk! >Shuckle used Rest! Failed
>Enemy used Surf/Stone Edge/Iron Head! ~15% damage
>Shuckle used Sleep Talk! Shuckle used Infestation!
>A connection error has occurred.

Every fucking time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 10:15:57 No.18349487 Report

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>>18349484
errr, move after 3% should be rest. Whatever, you get the idea

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 10:33:40 No.18349525 Report

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>lead with scolipede
>faggot leads with darkrai
>oh boy cant wait to ohko this guy with boosted megahorn
>sub
>dark void fails
>disconnect
There are really people out there that just dark void the first turn of every match and quit when it doesnt work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 10:37:04 No.18349535 Report

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>>18349453
To even the field with this girl whose ass I was repeatedly kicking we both played with untrained mon.
I still beat her most of the time but the one time she won she sincerely thought I let her :')

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 10:51:22 No.18349588 Report

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>2 on 2 battle, 4 mons
>Guy have that "artist dog" mon.
>"Artist dog" use dark void.
>My zechrom and Reshiram sleep. WTF is that move?
>Switch them both out whith Yteval and Xerneas.
>Proceed to battling.
>Only Zechrom and Reshiram left, opponent have 2 mons left.
>My mons suddenly wake up.
>Swep his team with dragon rage.
>Feelgood.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 10:59:24 No.18349607 Report

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summary of battle spot:
[Ching chong] sent out [nip nong wong]
[nip nong wong] used Minimize/Sheer Cold
If successful, continue. If failed/misses, ragequit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 11:14:41 No.18349665 Report

Quoted By: >>18349676 >>18349704 >>18351190

>Battle Start! 3 mons, 1 on 1
>I chose Xerneas!
>Opponent chose CHANCEY!
>I make a powerful attack, Chancey barely lose 1/6 of life
>Chancey poison my Xerneas
>Chancey substitute
>Chancey heal self
>No matter the mon, I can barely scratch the thing.
>The best I could do is bring back <chansey at 1/3 of life with a few attacks, but it just heal itslef back to full.
>All my team die of poison.
>My last mon is at 1/2 of life, poisonned, and I never saw the opponent's 2 other mons.
>Politely concede the game, NOT disconnect.
>That battle lasted for a good 20 minutes.

Chancey is a master troll. Well played.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 11:18:40 No.18349676 Report

Quoted By: >>18349714

>>18349665
+2 252 SpA Xerneas Focus Blast vs. 252 HP / 4 SpD Eviolite Chansey: 336-396 (47.7 - 56.2%) -- 85.9% chance to 2HKO

wat r u doin

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 11:27:25 No.18349704 Report

Quoted By:

>>18349665
Steel types are your friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 11:30:21 No.18349714 Report

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>>18349676
To be fair at 70% accuracy you're gonna want to knock those numbers down a little lower
There's only a 49% chance of hitting twice in a row with Focus Blast

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 16:37:47 No.18351140 Report

Quoted By: >>18351304

>BattleSpot
>searching for oponent
>Jap
>'Well, fuck. Maybe he has a not so annoying team at least.'
>Sylveon, Megamom, Charizard, Blaziken, legendary, legendary

I can actually deal with most of them on BattleSpot but I'm currently thinking of a good counter to Sylveon that doesn't immediately die to Hyper Voice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 16:43:50 No.18351190 Report

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>>18349665
Confirmed for not knowing how to play. If Xerneas didn't have physical attacks you should have switched immediately. Chansey is a special wall, wearing it down is done best by toxic stalling.

Also the fact you use legendaries this way makes me think you're underage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 16:56:24 No.18351304 Report

Quoted By: >>18351364

>>18351140
Specially Defensive Scizor ought to leave a good dent in it, but you've probably already thought of it. Have you considered Tentacruel yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 17:02:51 No.18351364 Report

Quoted By: >>18351397

>>18351304
I have actually but I've yet to try one.

Currently I'm thinking more about a normal Gengar with Sludge Bomb though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 17:05:50 No.18351397 Report

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>>18351364
I figured Tentacruel would be pretty good because of the resists to Pixilated Hyper Voice and HP Ice and Fire, but then again they'd probably have HP Ground if anything.

Does one usually use a special attacker against Sylveon? I figured with Tenta you could at least ToxicStall it (especially if you have Rain Dish), but if Gengar can KO it that's pretty cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 17:16:53 No.18351486 Report

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I've been swept before with this team, but I use a Round team with Pixelate M-Gardevoire, Sylveon, Refridgerate Aurorus, and a couple of speedsters and heavies depending on my mood.
Watching the WHOLE TEAM outspeed deoxys, or wipe out whole ranks of event mons before they can even swing does come with a special kind of satisfaction.

I'm trying to find a way to make it more flexible, but hyper-offensive has been working so far. Even smogon-teams only get 2 or three of my choir down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Mar 2014 17:33:08 No.18351617 Report

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>>18349352
Does the powersaves work with downloaded 3ds games?

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