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Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 05:16:02 No.18361291 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>18361724 >>18361807 >>18362296

How does it feel to know he's more right about Smogon every passing week?

>mfw swagplay ban started because a mod got butthurt about losing to it
>mfw the admins blatantly favor HO
>mfw chaos is a forcewinner
>mfw they don't care about diversity
>mfw they like an overcentralized shitfest
>mfw i have no face

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 05:18:20 No.18361312 Report

Quoted By: >>18361337

I'm sorry, who? Are we supposed to know someone?

If you are the person or thing that you're promoting, then stop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 05:18:30 No.18361313 Report

Quoted By: >>18361337

stop plugging your shit channel and kill yourself cunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 05:20:48 No.18361337 Report

Quoted By: >>18361372

>>18361312
>>18361313
>implying i'm verlisify
top kek

you have to admit, he has a point about smogon making the metagame just as a corrupt self-aggrandizing project for themselves and tricking naive players into thinking they're official rules. the fact that he makes shit sets on showdown doesn't change a fucking thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 05:23:13 No.18361364 Report

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Look it's this thread again!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 05:23:55 No.18361372 Report

Quoted By: >>18361418 >>18361470 >>18361622

>>18361337
Smogon does not trick anyone, they never claim to be official. They claim to be the rulers of their own metagame, which they are. But they don't ostracize anyone for playing by VGC rules instead; they have VGC as a tier every year.

Smogon's purpose is to create an alternative. That's just what they do, and they aren't forcing anyone to comply. They offer different metas on Showdown and you play whatever the fuck you want.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 05:27:07 No.18361418 Report

Quoted By: >>18362162

>>18361372
http://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/swagplay-evaluating-potential-bans-basic-definition-of-uncompetitive-in-op.3500620/
>Previous data shows that "diversity" is not conclusively deemed better by not the community, nor is "over-centralization" deemed a problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 05:31:53 No.18361470 Report

Quoted By: >>18361509

>>18361372
>Smogon's purpose is to create an alternative
too bad that alternative is SHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 05:35:23 No.18361509 Report

Quoted By: >>18361521

>>18361470
Eye of the beholder

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 05:36:44 No.18361521 Report

Quoted By: >>18362285

>>18361509
Yes, I'm sure someone finds the diarrhea shit in a public toilet as beautiful as the venus of milo

CAPSLOCK

CAPSLOCK Wed 05 Mar 2014 05:46:49 No.18361622 Report

Quoted By: >>18361664 >>18361735

>>18361372
THEY ALSO TURNED IT INTO A MORTAL SIN TO USE DOUBLE TEAM IN COMPETITIVE PLAY. USE IT ONCE, AND ODDS ARE, YOUR OPPONENT WILL DISCONNECT. THEY HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE HOW TO COUNTER IT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 05:48:13 No.18361642 Report

Quoted By: >>18361673

>playing on a sim that wont help you get good in the real game at all

ill never understand this. showdown doesnt help for VGC, it doesnt help for battles spot. they follow different rules. Why do people like it so much? Is the real game seriously too hard for the 10,000 that go on showdown daily?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 05:50:02 No.18361664 Report

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>>18361622
this person is right

>battle someone on /vp/
>run minimize muk
>disconnect
>makes a post like ">evasion, no thanks"

are you fucking serious dude? This isnt showdown. Why do we have to play by smogon rules everywhere?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 05:51:23 No.18361673 Report

Quoted By: >>18361710

>>18361642
Because people are fucking idiots that don't understand that smogon metagames are fucking feudal lands propped up for the higherup's own benefit

why do you think they don't ban any of the broken shit in this metagame, it's because it helps them win. haunter admitted that he's an HO player, and so is most of the rest of the five stooges.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 05:52:31 No.18361683 Report

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didnt smogon just follow PO's footsteps?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 05:53:33 No.18361697 Report

Quoted By: >>18361708 >>18361729 >>18361935

Someone explain to me how "SwagPlay" is somehow less "competitive" and "skill-based" than paraflinch Jirachi or Togekiss was in Gen V

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 05:54:43 No.18361708 Report

Quoted By: >>18361730

>>18361697
Fuck that, tell me how Deosharp is more "competitive" and "skill-based" when it lets low-rank shitters up to 1900.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 05:54:47 No.18361710 Report

Quoted By: >>18361753

>>18361673
Oh boy, that explains the recent bans. Anything that nerfs HO gets gutted.
>SwagPlay
Why are mega Kang and Blaziken banned? They're the epitome of HO.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 05:55:33 No.18361724 Report

Quoted By: >>18361820 >>18361906

>>18361291

>Chance to [status here] is luck
>Para hax is luck
>Confusion is luck
>Chance to crit is luck
>Speed tie is luck
>The ability harvest as well as numerous other abilities are luck
>A huge chunk of the game is luck base
>mfw they try to ban everything

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 05:56:06 No.18361729 Report

Quoted By: >>18362030

>>18361697
it makes people lose in the cheapest way, according to them. which is bullshit because all teams should be prepared for anything.

Of course they can run a taunt user or magic coat user but that would mean their hyper offense teams wont be filled with 5 hyper offense mons and one tank.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 05:56:13 No.18361730 Report

Quoted By: >>18361778

>>18361708
Isn't that based around baiting Dark moves? Team preview should fuck that up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 05:56:30 No.18361735 Report

Quoted By: >>18361848 >>18361891 >>18361929

>>18361622
Go ahead and tell me how you counter evasion :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 05:59:05 No.18361753 Report

Quoted By: >>18361769 >>18361781 >>18361814 >>18361836

>>18361710
because their glass bodied muhhyperoffence sweepers can't handle strong priority

it's why pinsir and charizard are likely to be next, anything not ou in the last two gens being ou is unthinkable for them

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:00:12 No.18361769 Report

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>>18361753
Blaziken doesn't use priority, retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:01:17 No.18361778 Report

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>>18361730
It's based around baiting defog to get the +2 attack boost from defiant bisharp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:01:48 No.18361781 Report

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>>18361753
Yeah everyone is clamoring to ban Mandibuzz.

The recent swagplay thing was stupid as shit but Mega Lucario was literally the face of HO.

And Blaziken, Mega Kangaskhan and Mega Gengar are all broken as shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:04:44 No.18361807 Report

Quoted By: >>18361841

>>18361291
>Versilify says something that a ton of people already knew or could find out by paying attention to smogon forums
>"SEE VERSILIFY WAS RIGHT"
Go push your shitty YT page somewhere else.

And if you actually want to talk about smogon, don't mention some youtube hack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:05:13 No.18361814 Report

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>>18361753

But skarm walls pinsir and rotom wash gets the job done as well. Two pokes already common on OU

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:06:06 No.18361820 Report

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>>18361724
Introducing the Balance Meta
>all status moves are banned.
>all moves with secondary effects are banned.
>all abilities that cause status are banned.
>all abilities that have any random chance to proc are banned.
>weather is banned.
>priority is banned.
>all items that have a random chance to proc are banned.
>speed ties will never happen because you won't be matched with a team that contains such a Pokemon.
>critical hits are disabled.
>anything with over 580BST is banned.
>anything with over 130 in a single stat is banned.
>final destination.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:07:34 No.18361836 Report

Quoted By: >>18361874

>>18361753

you're retarded

not only does Charizard have no priority, but Talonflame has the strongest priority in the game and he isn't even being floated as a suspect

you're talking shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:08:42 No.18361841 Report

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>>18361807
But they're all true. :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:09:05 No.18361848 Report

Quoted By: >>18361881 >>18361887 >>18362441

>>18361735

> What is No guard?
> What is moves with perfect accuracy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:10:38 No.18361874 Report

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>>18361836
I thought Yveltal had strongest priority? Or are you only talking about OU?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:11:10 No.18361881 Report

Quoted By: >>18361912 >>18361923

>>18361848
>> What is No guard?
Shit too bad, I'm using Double Team on Sylveon who instagibs Machamp before he can move
>> What is moves with perfect accuracy?
Shit too bad, I'm using Double Team on something with good bulk

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:11:47 No.18361887 Report

Quoted By: >>18361891 >>18361923 >>18361929

>>18361848
>moves with less than 60 base power

ebin

no seriously smogon showdown just likes to throw evasion out altogether

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:12:23 No.18361891 Report

Quoted By: >>18361911 >>18361916 >>18361948

>>18361735
Moves and abilities that ignore or improve accuracy
Moves and abilities that ignore or reduce evasion
Items that improve accuracy

>>18361887
>What is Aura Sphere

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:13:22 No.18361906 Report

Quoted By: >>18361954

>>18361724
If you had bothered to read the smogon thread, they specifically acknowledge this.
The entire game has luck involved, what they're trying to regulate is the degree of such luck, hence banning evasion (wich you can't counter because Aerial Ace and Swift are shit) and in the same regard, confusion +priority +foul play +dying faster

Swagger is a coin flip, either you make the opponent kill itself, or you get yourself get killed faster.
There's really no skill using it and the specific prankster foul play combo only makes things worse for the opponent.

I think banning Swagger would fix this.
Foul Play you can counter, by having your special attackers with 0 attack IV.
Prankster gets shut down by Taunt or Magic Bounce (Magic Coat)
Confuse Ray or Hurricane confusion is not as broken since you hit yourself for a small amount. Besides who really uses Confuse Ray...

People should really just take this as it is: A bunch of nerds playing by the rules they think are good for the game. Nothing more, nothing less.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:13:37 No.18361911 Report

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>>18361891
>What is a badly distributed move

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:13:46 No.18361912 Report

Quoted By: >>18361942 >>18361952 >>18361961

>>18361881
>Aegislash
>Lucario
C'mon. You know everyone uses them.

Also,
>whirlwind/roar
>hell, even red card

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:13:53 No.18361916 Report

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>>18361891
>>What is Aura Sphere
Something that TWO entire Pokemon can use well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:14:32 No.18361923 Report

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>>18361881
>>18361887

> completely missing the point

All this evasion banning just means that you can just pick all those high damage without the chance of missing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:15:04 No.18361929 Report

Quoted By: >>18361961

>>18361735
Phazing

>>18361887
>Aura Sphere
>Sacred Sword

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:15:33 No.18361935 Report

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>>18361697
Paraflinch requires using the same move repeatedly and the users aren't all that fast and have pretty solid weaknesses and counters. I think it's bullshit but it isnt nearly as tactless as fishing for confusion, subbing, twaving, and repeating with a foul play thrown in for good measure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:16:09 No.18361942 Report

Quoted By: >>18361956

>>18361912
>Implying Aegislash or Lucario have No Guard
Holy fuck do you even play this game?

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Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:16:43 No.18361948 Report

Quoted By: >>18362208

>>18361891
>one move to counter a move almost every Pokemon can learn

OK

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:17:05 No.18361952 Report

Quoted By: >>18361963

>>18361912
>whirlwind/roar
Shit too bad, I'm using Mega Absol which you can't Roar out.
>hell, even red card
Shit too bad, my Absol knocked off your Deo-D's Red Card.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:17:28 No.18361954 Report

Quoted By: >>18361972 >>18361973 >>18361982

>>18361906

People could always do Prankster+Swagger so what stopped it from running rampant in gen 5?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:17:34 No.18361956 Report

Quoted By: >>18361967

>>18361942
>Aura Sphere
>Sacred Sword

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:18:05 No.18361960 Report

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What's with the mandibuzz ban push? Seriously what's wrong with it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:18:08 No.18361961 Report

Quoted By: >>18362008 >>18362015 >>18362023

>>18361912
>>18361929
>>whirlwind/roar
Taunt. Literally anything with Taunt can avoid being phazed.

No, seriously, no one wants to play against something Taunt/Double Team/Recover/some really annoying fourth move like Knock Off.

>>hell, even red card
Can be used exactly one time in a match and doesn't really prevent the evasion user from setting up again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:18:36 No.18361963 Report

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>>18361952
Dark type. Alright, Aura Sphere and Sacred Sword are fighting moves, no problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:18:54 No.18361967 Report

Quoted By: >>18361978 >>18361993

>>18361956
>Fairies don't get Double Team
>Ghost types don't get Double Team
>Flying types don't get Double Team
>Bug types don't get Double Team
>Poison types don't get Double Team

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:19:13 No.18361972 Report

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>>18361954

Singles players are often far behind in strategy.

See: Smogdubs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:19:31 No.18361973 Report

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>>18361954
Klefki didn't exist
Thundurus was banned
Not nearly as many newfags as this gen
More people being little shits on the ladder (cf. Funbro)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:20:15 No.18361978 Report

Quoted By: >>18362005

>>18361967
You do know how good Mega Luke is right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:20:35 No.18361982 Report

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>>18361954
Huge influx of whiny noobs.

Also Klefki and Thundurus weren't available.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:21:22 No.18361993 Report

Quoted By: >>18362010 >>18362012

>>18361967
Mega Luke shits on them. Also, how many Pokemon of those types can use it effectively?

And remember: Taunt works on Double team just as well as phazers,

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:22:17 No.18362005 Report

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>>18361978
Using something broken isn't a good argument to unban Evasion. Your "solution" only would encourage every team to have a DT user, M-Lucario, M-Lucario counter and three fillers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:22:34 No.18362006 Report

Quoted By: >>18362031

heres a good post,

FUCK SMOGON. dont play with them, they are elitist dicks. but if they want to all get together and make up rules cause they are sick of losing, let them. FUCK SMOGON.

but most of all, FUCK THESE THREADS!!!! theres 10 of them a day at least, and its really old and boring. let these fucking stupid threads stay on smogon, where they belong. cmon /vp/ theres better things to argue about, like how powersaves users are fucking dickholes ruining the trade market for the rest of us!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:22:55 No.18362008 Report

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>>18361961
Literally anything with Taunt can stop a double team

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:22:57 No.18362010 Report

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>>18361993
He can't though, only Aura Sphere hits never miss. :^)

And like I said, I could be using two Magic Bouncers and passing my +6 Evasions to anything. :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:23:11 No.18362012 Report

Quoted By: >>18362068

>>18361993
>Mega Luke shits on them
Too bad. They haxed you and your SE coverage move missed.
>And remember: Taunt works on Double team just as well as phazers
Taunt can miss.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:24:07 No.18362015 Report

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>all this implying double team would get used that often
Double team scales like shit up per use, minimize is really the only good thing (which is why people use shitty Drifloon on battle spot). Something like >>18361961 would more likely just get killed by a super effective move.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:24:17 No.18362018 Report

Quoted By: >>18362042 >>18362044 >>18362068

If evasion is so good why don't we see it more on metas where it isn't banned? including the real game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:24:39 No.18362023 Report

Quoted By: >>18362055

>>18361961

> If he is faster, he taunts you
> If you are faster, you taunt him

Great, welcome to "Taunt, the game"

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Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:25:04 No.18362028 Report

Quoted By: >>18362102 >>18362203

<------ this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:25:11 No.18362030 Report

Quoted By: >>18362068

>>18361729
>all teams should be prepared for anything

But that's literally impossible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:25:13 No.18362031 Report

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>>18362006
lol this post

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:26:13 No.18362042 Report

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>>18362018
I see DT Gliscor and Minimize Chansey on Wi-Fi pretty often.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:26:14 No.18362044 Report

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>>18362018
Because you've no time for that in doubles.

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Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:26:46 No.18362050 Report

Quoted By: >>18362102 >>18362203

well this is an accurate photo of op

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:27:30 No.18362055 Report

Quoted By: >>18362072 >>18362179

>>18362023
It's actually Sableye who has priority Taunt, Recover and Double Team, and can either use Will-o-Wisp to stall out your whole team while taking nothing from no-miss moves, or Night Shade to slowly chip away at your team.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:27:50 No.18362058 Report

Quoted By: >>18362065 >>18362066

>not using blizzard + energy ball mega abomasnow to counter evasion, garchomp, and rotom-w

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Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:28:11 No.18362061 Report

Quoted By: >>18362067 >>18362102 >>18362203

<-------Smogon users

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:28:47 No.18362065 Report

Quoted By: >>18362079 >>18362082 >>18362083 >>18362191

>>18362058
100 accuracy isnt the same thing as perfect accuracy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:28:48 No.18362066 Report

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>>18362058
>using a poke with the most weaknesses

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:28:50 No.18362067 Report

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>>18362061
>>>>>>>>memebase

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:28:50 No.18362068 Report

Quoted By: >>18362093

>>18362012
>If they get really lucky you can't stop them from setting up +6 evasion

>>18362018
Because it's as risky as a Baton Pass strategy
All that time setting up is wasted as soon as the other person actually hits you
Some Pokémon can use it well, especially walls like Gliscor, but it's generally more trouble than it's worht

>>18362030
That's why people lose games, anon
It shouldn't be too hard for people to carry someone with Taunt or Magic Guard or Magic Coat or anything similar but morons want to ban anything that their 6 sweeper Smogon cookie-cutter team can't deal with

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:29:01 No.18362072 Report

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>>18362055
>not using Taunt/DT/NP/Air Slash Tornadus
It's like you don't want to make people disconnect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:29:53 No.18362079 Report

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>>18362065
Blizzard in Hail never misses.

But doesn't do much against bulky things or resists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:30:29 No.18362082 Report

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>>18362065
Blizzard in hail/thunder in rain doesn't have 100%, it always hits

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Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:30:29 No.18362083 Report

Quoted By: >>18362203

>>18362065
Blizzard bypasses accuracy checks in Hail
Same with Thunder and Hurricane in Rain

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Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:31:19 No.18362092 Report

Quoted By: >>18362102 >>18362203

<-----------Smogon user

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:31:21 No.18362093 Report

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>>18362068
>not carrying unaware clefable

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:32:34 No.18362102 Report

Quoted By: >>18362112

>>18362092
>>18362061
>>18362050
>>18362028
epic memes guys! ^^

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:33:11 No.18362111 Report

Quoted By: >>18362128

> People keeps naming Double Team
> Not Minimize

It's like you guys want to use bad buffs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:33:20 No.18362112 Report

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>>18362102
*guy

it's obviously just one guy

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Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:34:36 No.18362125 Report

Quoted By: >>18362203

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Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:34:51 No.18362128 Report

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>>18362111
>using Minimize
It's like you want to be murderdeathkilled by a Snorlax

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Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:37:37 No.18362155 Report

Quoted By: >>18362203

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:38:18 No.18362162 Report

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Straight from the horse's mouth.
>>18361418
>>18361418
>>18361418

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Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:39:00 No.18362172 Report

Quoted By: >>18362203

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:39:37 No.18362179 Report

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>>18362055
>wisp/night shade
>not just swagger because fuck the opponent

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:40:42 No.18362191 Report

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>>18362065
>stuck in generation 4
bet you still think rotom is part ghost too
it's okay, i made that mistake

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Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:41:25 No.18362200 Report

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Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:41:36 No.18362203 Report

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>>18362172
>>18362155
>>18362125
>>18362092
>>18362083
>>18362061
>>18362050
>>18362028
Go back to 9fag, cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:42:22 No.18362208 Report

Quoted By: >>18362257

>>18361948
>one move
Feint Attack, Aerial Ace, Shadow Punch, Magnet Bomb, Swift, Magical Leaf, and Shock Wave would like a word with you.

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Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:43:27 No.18362219 Report

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Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:45:39 No.18362243 Report

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Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:47:09 No.18362257 Report

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>>18362208
Those are all shit. Please tell me how you go about killing a Gliscor with Aerial Ace.

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Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:47:14 No.18362258 Report

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Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:49:08 No.18362285 Report

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>>18361521
I actually love to drink my rank shit after it sat in the toilet for weeks. It tastes good. I want to rub it on my body. The after taste is divine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:50:26 No.18362296 Report

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>>18361291
He has a cool logo. looks like something a super villain would wear....
Ohhhh, it all makes sense now!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:50:46 No.18362302 Report

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Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:54:56 No.18362337 Report

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jesus christ, did this thread get raided by /vp/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:56:01 No.18362344 Report

Quoted By: >>18362382

Well guys my lambtron uses swagplay against pengin and usually gets supereffective 9x damage, but occasionally when roostor attacks, i mega evolve him to roostalion and somehow it isnt even a critical hit! But when lambtron attacks chuchunezubee I always conuter with my favorite chinpokomon, shoe, and he will do 4x damage based on his ability to outperform in such battles. So I guess I just want to know how to counter the roostalion if my opponent insists on using pengin and lambtron at the same time!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 06:59:31 No.18362382 Report

Quoted By: >>18362387 >>18362460

>>18362344
Dont you know anything? Monkay will immediately defeat this set, but i prefer to use furry-cat against lambtron, but the best set possible is probably donkey-trons, cause he has the effective damage of 2 shoes at the same time. If you can find a companion for your gerbitoad he makes a great ally for lambtron, assuming your opponent doesnt understand the donkeytron advantage in such battles. Overall I think chuchunezube may be the top pokemon, if you exclude the mega evolved roostalion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 07:00:37 No.18362387 Report

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>>18362382
dude, chinpokomon is so awesome, i cant stop playing even after collecting all 30 and bombing the harbor. I cant wait for the camp so i can complete the primary main objective

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 07:01:40 No.18362407 Report

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>>18362387
Whats the primary main objective?

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Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 07:02:42 No.18362419 Report

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>>18362407
To destroy the evil power!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 07:03:44 No.18362428 Report

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>>18362419
whats the evil power?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 07:04:47 No.18362439 Report

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>>18362428
dumbass, the identity of the evil power wont be revealed until all the chinpokomon are collected by a royal crown chinpokomaster!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 07:04:56 No.18362441 Report

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>>18361848
Enjoy using swift and magical leaf.

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CAPSLOCK Wed 05 Mar 2014 07:05:44 No.18362448 Report

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>>18362337
NO, IT GOT RAIDED BY TREY PARKER.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 07:06:47 No.18362460 Report

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>>18362382
Well if you ask me all these sets are easily defeatable by a mega evolved donkeytron, as he has ass punch and can easily use the supereffective 7x damage torpedo against all of the above and destroy all these chinpokomon in one fell swoop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 07:08:49 No.18362477 Report

Quoted By: >>18362492 >>18362569

>>18362448
yes, go buy south park the stick of truth, availible in the us today and collect all 30 of the chinpokomon because I, royal crown chinpokomaster trey parker am telling you to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 07:10:49 No.18362492 Report

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>>18362477
Hai parker-san, hai! chinpoko is supa toy I love numba wun!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 07:12:14 No.18362507 Report

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>>18362492
chinpokomon camp! you cantu waitu to go!

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Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 07:14:18 No.18362527 Report

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all threads by smogonfags are now chinpokomon threads cause chinpokomon is kewler than smogon. got to buy chinpokomon, got to buy it, got to buy it! WE MUST BUY THEM ALL!

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CAPSLOCK Wed 05 Mar 2014 07:19:33 No.18362569 Report

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>>18362477
I WAS GOING TO GET THAT SHIT ANYWAYS. IF WE'RE GOING TO PRETEND YOU'RE TREY AND MATT THEN I JUST GOT TO KNOW: WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING WITH CHEF'S LUV SHACK?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 07:27:58 No.18362642 Report

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>>18362569
Well we just threw that one to the developers cause we were too busy with the show. After playing it, we realized WE had to write and direct the games if they were going to be any good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 07:29:33 No.18362656 Report

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>>18362642
Yeah, same with all the other games before this one. Of course, thats why this game took so long to come out. But we hope you think its worth the wait.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 07:31:37 No.18362668 Report

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>>18362569
If youre buying the game and youre a pokemon fan, youll need this guide also. http://www.gamefront.com/south-park-the-stick-of-truth-all-chinpokomon-locations-guide/ This is an important part of the game to southpark/pokemon fans, we added it to appeal to the large installed base of pokemon gamers out there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 07:33:40 No.18362677 Report

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And guys, make sure you never, ever fart on someones balls. ever.

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CAPSLOCK Wed 05 Mar 2014 07:43:15 No.18362724 Report

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>>18362642

JUST LIKE WE DO WHEN SOMEONE CLAIMS TO BE A FEMANON, I FEEL WE SHOULD HOLD CELEBRITIES WHO VISIT 4CHAN TO THE SAME STANDARD. PICS, TIMESTAMPS, AND TITS. POST ALL THREE, OR YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT.

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Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 07:51:07 No.18362773 Report

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>>18362724
since were famous, nudes are out of the question, this is the best we can do for you, /vp/

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Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 07:55:10 No.18362798 Report

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>this thread

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Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 07:57:11 No.18362816 Report

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>>18362798
nigga please.

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CAPSLOCK Wed 05 Mar 2014 08:08:06 No.18362907 Report

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>>18362773
THAT'S HOT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Mar 2014 08:28:38 No.18363027 Report

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Isn't the maximum evasion only 33% chance to miss if you are using a 100 accuracy move? Why is everyone bitching just play the fucking game with or without smogshit

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