Pokemon head-canon general. Post your head-canons for whatever pokemon you've got head-canons for.

Goodra is not this nasty, drippy mess. Think of cells, and how they have that thin membrane keeping the goo in. Now, what purpose would it possibly serve for goodra to have it's, well goo, sliming all over the place? There's no reason for that, which is why it's not like that. Goodra actually have a thin layer which would be cool to the touch which keeps them from just sliming on everything they touch.

No this is not some nasty goodra thread, don't turn it into one. That's just my head-canon for it.