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Anonymous Thu 06 Mar 2014 20:30:00 No.18381220 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>18381283 >>18381287 >>18381403 >>18381474

Why is it that every new season of Pokemon, Ash gets a new female partner, and he doesn't fuck her? Like really?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Mar 2014 20:30:47 No.18381225 Report

Quoted By: >>18381260 >>18383408

the only woman in his life is his mother

when he finally wins the league he will come home and tear up that pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Mar 2014 20:30:54 No.18381226 Report

Quoted By: >>18383342

You sick fuck they are like 10

I don't know where you live but in normal countriess 10 yearas old children don't fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Mar 2014 20:32:13 No.18381238 Report

Quoted By: >>18381285

I think only Misty and Serena would want him... They showed the most emotions towards him and his love towards Misty is cannon in english dubbing

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Mar 2014 20:34:18 No.18381257 Report

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Because the anime is for kids, you twit.
I don't care if the fucking part is a joke, everyone with half a brain knows that having the same characters over and over again gets incredibly uninteresting for children. I'm surprised they managed to keep Brock through Sinnoh, let alone Misty all through Johto.

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Anonymous Thu 06 Mar 2014 20:34:38 No.18381260 Report

Quoted By: >>18381273 >>18381311

>>18381225
Ash took too long. She is now sucking on Oak's massive Oak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Mar 2014 20:36:08 No.18381273 Report

Quoted By: >>18383791

>>18381260
You sure she isn't sucking Mr. Mime's cock?

inb4 mr. mime have no cock in cannon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Mar 2014 20:37:09 No.18381283 Report

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>>18381220
Just because you want to fuck them doesn't mean everyone wants to.

pedo

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Mar 2014 20:37:13 No.18381285 Report

Quoted By: >>18381431

>>18381238
But it isn't in the superior Japanese original, so it isn't "cannon".
There is no canon. Kid's shows don't have romantic pairings. Kids think love is gross.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Mar 2014 20:37:20 No.18381287 Report

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>>18381220
>Animu for kids
>gets a new female partner, and he doesn't fuck her?
Guess why, faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Mar 2014 20:39:20 No.18381311 Report

Quoted By: >>18381376

>>18381260

Gary or Professor?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Mar 2014 20:45:01 No.18381376 Report

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>>18381311
Both perhaps.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Mar 2014 20:46:56 No.18381403 Report

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>>18381220
I have no idea.

Oh wait, because it's a kids show.

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Anonymous Thu 06 Mar 2014 20:49:20 No.18381431 Report

Quoted By: >>18381506

>>18381285
So Serena is a preteen/teenager?

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Anonymous Thu 06 Mar 2014 20:53:03 No.18381474 Report

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>>18381220
because he is ten you dumb faggot.

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Anonymous Thu 06 Mar 2014 20:56:15 No.18381506 Report

Quoted By: >>18381612 >>18382093 >>18383440 >>18383604

>>18381431
No anime or videogame protagonist is older than 14. Everyone who jerks to Pokegirl porn is a pedophile, without question.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Mar 2014 20:57:16 No.18381521 Report

Quoted By: >>18381547

implying bayleef isn't his girlfriend

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Mar 2014 21:00:01 No.18381547 Report

Quoted By: >>18381559 >>18381978

>>18381521
implying you're not both autistic for thinking that and a retard for not using >greentext

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Mar 2014 21:00:58 No.18381559 Report

Quoted By: >>18381575

>>18381547
Greentext is and should be used for quotation only.

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Anonymous Thu 06 Mar 2014 21:02:12 No.18381575 Report

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>>18381559
/jp/ pls

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Anonymous Thu 06 Mar 2014 21:05:10 No.18381612 Report

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>>18381506
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Mar 2014 21:33:03 No.18381978 Report

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>>18381547
ok fine snivy is hif gf

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Mar 2014 21:36:49 No.18382022 Report

Quoted By: >>18382131

>being this hypersexualized

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Mar 2014 21:41:44 No.18382070 Report

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Because he's 10, you dumb piece of shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Mar 2014 21:42:27 No.18382080 Report

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woowww you fucking retards didn't even lose your virginity in elementary school like everyone else lmaoooooo

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Mar 2014 21:43:42 No.18382093 Report

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>>18381506
>Solana is under 14

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Mar 2014 21:46:59 No.18382131 Report

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>>18382022
Welcome to this generation

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Anonymous Thu 06 Mar 2014 23:42:02 No.18383342 Report

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>>18381226
>he never played Doctor in elementary playground
>he doesn't know the experience of losing fear of cooties before 4th grade
>his middle school planner didn't have a note on pregnancy policy

Then again, you're right, America isn't a normal country, its an EXCEPTIONAL country

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Anonymous Thu 06 Mar 2014 23:45:55 No.18383408 Report

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>>18381225
>You will never fuck Ash's mom

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Mar 2014 23:48:10 No.18383440 Report

Quoted By: >>18383593

>>18381506
Apparently Jessie and James are both 17 and under.
I think that's listed on Bulbapedo though so who knows

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 00:01:08 No.18383593 Report

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>>18383440
I remember they were at the age of Sabrina from manga, so like 21 or 21+

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 00:02:06 No.18383604 Report

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>>18381506
>No anime or videogame protagonist is older than 14.
>b/w and X&Y protags are at least in the 16 to 18 range
It's fair game if you don't live in a shit country.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 00:17:35 No.18383791 Report

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>>18381273
inb4 Oak have no Oak in canon

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