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Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 01:00:12 No.18384289 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>18385869

Pokemon pickup line thread? Pokemon pick up line thread!
Hard mode: make them with compeditive references

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 01:01:54 No.18384312 Report

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Are you an Ether? Because you make my PP go up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 01:02:42 No.18384324 Report

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I'm gonna need a Paralyz Heal, because you are stunning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 01:02:54 No.18384329 Report

Quoted By: >>18384339 >>18384345

Rotom-Wash @ Choice Scarf 
Ability: Levitate 
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe 
Timid Nature (+Spe, -Atk) 
- Volt Switch 
- Hydro Pump 
- Hidden Power Ice 
- Trick / Thunderbolt

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 01:03:32 No.18384339 Report

Quoted By: >>18384374 >>18384389

>>18384329
Man, I'm wet already

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 01:04:06 No.18384345 Report

Quoted By: >>18384374

>>18384329
Jesus take it easy this is a blue board

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 01:04:11 No.18384348 Report

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Are you a Lucario? Because i want to fuck you hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 01:05:16 No.18384365 Report

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Are you a Herdier? Because i'm gonna make you my bitch.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 01:05:40 No.18384374 Report

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>>18384339
>>18384345

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 01:05:40 No.18384375 Report

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Are you a Lopunny?
Because you're a fucking Klutz.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 01:05:59 No.18384381 Report

Quoted By: >>18384595

PARAFLINCH THIS *whips out cock*

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 01:06:18 No.18384388 Report

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Call me Honchkrow and i'll show you Machamp

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 01:06:28 No.18384389 Report

Quoted By: >>18384408

>>18384339
http://mirrors.rit.edu/instantCSI/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 01:07:36 No.18384408 Report

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>>18384389
Cool link bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 01:08:13 No.18384416 Report

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Are you a Staraptor? Because you're fucking ugly, dog shit! Kill yourself, you ugly waste of Oxygen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 01:08:35 No.18384418 Report

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With those big hips I bet you give a lot of EXP

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 01:11:02 No.18384454 Report

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Hey girl is your friend single cos I'd like to Wooper

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 01:12:38 No.18384474 Report

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Are you a Talonflame? Because you look OverUsed, dumb bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 01:13:07 No.18384476 Report

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The last time I saw an ass shake like that was when groudon used earthquake

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 01:13:07 No.18384477 Report

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Are you a relatively weak physical attacker? Because using Harden seems like a viable strategy right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 01:14:55 No.18384498 Report

Quoted By: >>18384529 >>18384539

You must be a sub/toxic stall gliscor set because everyone's doing you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 01:15:42 No.18384510 Report

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Are you a Ducklett? Because i Swanna fuck you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 01:16:40 No.18384529 Report

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>>18384498
Rekd

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 01:17:14 No.18384539 Report

Quoted By: >>18384616

>>18384498
That's what i said when i dated your mom, the Snorlax.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 01:20:46 No.18384595 Report

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>>18384381
*unzips Reuniclus*

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 01:22:12 No.18384616 Report

Quoted By: >>18384627

>>18384539
Why would you date a Snorlax?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 01:22:56 No.18384627 Report

Quoted By: >>18384642

>>18384616
Ask your dad

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 01:24:13 No.18384642 Report

Quoted By: >>18384663 >>18384669

>>18384627
Dead is dad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 01:25:17 No.18384663 Report

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>>18384642
So you're saying a trevenant dated a snorlax and you came along?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 01:25:45 No.18384669 Report

Quoted By: >>18384736

>>18384642
Batman?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 01:29:13 No.18384736 Report

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>>18384669
>batman
Please go back to reddit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 01:29:38 No.18384739 Report

Quoted By: >>18384765

Are you a typical Smogonfag after losing to Speed Boost Blaziken? Because you look like you'd cry after getting destroyed by my big red cock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 01:31:42 No.18384765 Report

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>>18384739
>speed boost blaziken
are you 10

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 01:56:49 No.18385095 Report

Quoted By: >>18385246

Are you a Vulpix?
Because you're foxy :3
And I want to cum inside you :3

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 02:12:58 No.18385246 Report

Quoted By: >>18385256

>>18385095
This is fucking awful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 02:14:05 No.18385256 Report

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>>18385246
:3

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 03:04:16 No.18385737 Report

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How much does a Beartic way?

573.2 lbs.

CAPSLOCK

CAPSLOCK Fri 07 Mar 2014 03:10:30 No.18385798 Report

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GIRL, I WANNA USE DISCHARGE ON YOUR CLOYSTER.

CAPSLOCK

CAPSLOCK Fri 07 Mar 2014 03:12:47 No.18385832 Report

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ARE YOU MAY'S TORCHIC? 'CUZ I'M GONNA POUND YOU UNTIL YOU FAINT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 03:16:37 No.18385869 Report

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>>18384289
>make them with compeditive references

no

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 03:24:51 No.18385945 Report

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Are you using SwagKey? Because you're fucking cheap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 03:30:43 No.18385998 Report

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You are so hot that you make me use steam eruption in my pants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 03:31:03 No.18386003 Report

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Is that your Metapod using Harden or are you just happy to see me?

CAPSLOCK

CAPSLOCK Fri 07 Mar 2014 03:35:02 No.18386033 Report

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GIRL, I WANT TO COVER YOU IN MY STICKY WEB.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 03:39:01 No.18386074 Report

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Are you a Skiddo cause I'd ride you just for fun

Are you a Magcargo cause you're superhot and I'd never use you

Are you are Farfetch'd cause you'd look like you'd be good at handling a stick

I must be a Charizard because you rock my world.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 03:39:09 No.18386078 Report

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I'll pound you until you cry DEEEELE DEEELE LEEE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 03:40:20 No.18386088 Report

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Are you a Choice Band? Because I don't want to get tricked into a commitment.

CAPSLOCK

CAPSLOCK Fri 07 Mar 2014 03:40:53 No.18386095 Report

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ARE YOU A FAN OF DOUBLE BATTLES? CUZ MY FRIEND AND I WANT TO DOUBLE TEAM YOU.

CAPSLOCK

CAPSLOCK Fri 07 Mar 2014 03:42:40 No.18386137 Report

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NICE PIKACHU. WANNA FUCK?

Aaron 2191-7647-8370

Aaron 2191-7647-8370 Fri 07 Mar 2014 03:57:31 No.18386274 Report

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I'd like to rattatap that ass

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