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homo erectus Fri 07 Mar 2014 04:49:22 No.18386866 View View Reply Original Report

>write a new pokedex for a pokemon

>it's body can absorb nutrients from South America, simliar to that of Asian elephants

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 04:51:43 No.18386890 Report

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The glowing rings on its body wax and wane during the moon's phases. On the night of a new moon, it glows bright enough to see in the dark.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 04:56:42 No.18386972 Report

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This pokémon's adorableness forces anyone who stares at it to liek it
Mudkipz

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 04:58:58 No.18387014 Report

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>this pokemon is so based, it'll fuck your bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 04:59:54 No.18387026 Report

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>>18386866
>Asian elephants
>Asian
wasted potential

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 05:03:19 No.18387070 Report

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His blade like shells are capable of cutting through diamonds.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 05:06:10 No.18387108 Report

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>This Pokemon only lays its eggs deep inside a volcano, and the hatched young spend their lives inside the volcano until fully grown. As such, no one has ever seen an infant Heatran.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 05:07:29 No.18387126 Report

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>>18387108
>eggs
ROFLMFAO

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 05:10:59 No.18387162 Report

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Although its body is small, its proficient fighting skills enable it to keep up with big Indian elephants like Machamp and Hariyama.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 05:14:12 No.18387198 Report

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Its body fluids are collected for the manufactory of lube.

homo erectus

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homo erectus Fri 07 Mar 2014 05:15:40 No.18387219 Report

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this pokemon's density is determined on how many elephants it eats

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 05:25:35 No.18387349 Report

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When this legendary Pokémon's wings and tail feathers spread wide and glow red, it absorbs the life force of all Indian elephants.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 05:28:11 No.18387381 Report

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>>18387219

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 05:31:45 No.18387421 Report

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This Pokemon is common in Mexico and Indian like places. It eats Mc Burgers and then dance with normal dogs for fun.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 05:38:47 No.18387479 Report

Quoted By: >>18387506 >>18387541 >>18387571

>It happened one morning - a delinquent with extrasensory fighting powers awoke in bed transformed into Scrafty.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 05:42:08 No.18387506 Report

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>>18387479
her milk and meat is similar to a normal cow and it is 69% more nutritive

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 05:42:29 No.18387508 Report

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>Scientists calculated that because of the alpha waves this Pokemon produces, it can Punch Indian Elephants at 4000 times the speed of light.
>Because Regular weights are too light for this bulky pokemon, it tends to lift much heavier things to work out, like moutains and Indian Elephants.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 05:45:20 No.18387532 Report

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Cofagrigus's body is so hard to penetrate that it can withstand a stampede of indian elephants.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 05:45:25 No.18387534 Report

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the son os a gardevoir and man are always born with paralazis
captcha: rose ifyreld

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 05:45:54 No.18387538 Report

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>This pokemon is so terrifying that it is said that looking directly at it will cause you to be so spooked, you will never move again! Because of these rumors no one ever looks directly at it, so no one truly knows what this Pokemon looks like!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 05:46:26 No.18387541 Report

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>>18387479
10/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 05:47:00 No.18387546 Report

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>>18387538
> _\|/_ 69spooky420me _\|/_

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Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 05:50:45 No.18387569 Report

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a being that exist as a thin indian elephant. It can popple an Indian elephant by enveloping the party in two second

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 05:51:11 No.18387571 Report

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>>18387479
top fucking lel. I forgot this used to be an actual Pokedex entry

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 05:58:00 No.18387617 Report

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They live around Hoenn region and drinks a lake per day. Looking into its eyes will causa fainting.
captcha: water uckgrie

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 06:05:10 No.18387655 Report

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It adores Indian Elephants. It wanders South America on a nightly basis to look for dropped nutrients.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 06:09:05 No.18387681 Report

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>>18387617
holy fuck my side

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 06:18:16 No.18387744 Report

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>It is said to live for 10,000 years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 06:19:37 No.18387752 Report

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>>18387508
the best so far

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Mar 2014 06:21:36 No.18387764 Report

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>>18387571
The funny thing is when I looked up kadabra to make sure I got it right, I found a shit ton of wirder stuff in its pokedex entries such as
>Many odd things happen if this Pokémon is close by. For example, it makes clocks run backwards.
>If one is nearby, an eerie shadow appears on TV screens. Seeing the shadow is said to bring bad luck.

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