>ITT : Incredibly Shitty Pokemon Stuff

I want your indecipherable knock-offs, wonky-eyed plushies, obviously fake trading cards, and anything else that should have been incinerated upon conception (excluding Pokemon "digital artwork". There are enough threads around for that, usually.)

I'll be dumping some things, but post whatever you've got, and we'll share the pain.

Bonus points if you actually own the item and can provide proof.