Look at this fucking beauty. I bet you shitty faggots spent too much time blowing yourselves in your mothers' basements to take two goddamn minutes to appreciate the sophisticated as all fuck beauty of this fucking perfect creation that angels sculpted out of marble. Name one fucking Pokemon that you foolishly believe is better than Poli-god fucking damn-whirl. You're wrong. Take another guess. You're wrong again. This orgasm-inducing demon is so fucking advanced that it refuses to evolve further. If you get a Water Stone in your grubby little semen-encrusted hands and try to use it, you just piss Poli-pussy-destroyer-whirl off so much he chooses to become a fighting type that can't fucking calm down. God damn look at how perfect it is. My balls are drenched.