Hey Faggots,
My name is Quad, and I caught every single one of them. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day catching stupid ass normal pokemon. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any shinies? I mean, I guess it's fun battling people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to level 100. This is even worse than ripping movesets off Smogon.
Don't be a stranger. Just fight me with your best team. Mine's pretty much perfect. I was champion of the elite four, and my starter beat an uber team. What battles do you win, other than "smack around low-level japanese people"? I also get straight critical hit's, and have a banging rare shiny pidgey (She just flew me to the next town; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just make yourselves faint. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my shiny pidgey
