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Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 16:36:08 No.18432489 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>18432507 >>18432516 >>18432572 >>18432834 >>18433130

>checking out female passerby profiles
>about to give a really cute one a hatching power level 3 and a nice
>scroll down
>"Im actually a guy!"

well, I'm not giving you anything now

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 16:37:53 No.18432507 Report

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>>18432489

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 16:38:44 No.18432516 Report

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>>18432489
>being a pedophile

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 16:39:29 No.18432525 Report

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>maybe if i give them something they'll date me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 16:39:54 No.18432533 Report

Quoted By: >>18432589

Half of the girls are guys ya dork

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 16:40:00 No.18432534 Report

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>trying to approach little girls from Asia on a childrens game

damn son

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 16:41:16 No.18432542 Report

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I'm a real grill, pls send. ;^)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 16:41:24 No.18432543 Report

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>assume all girl portraits are actually male
>still biased towards them

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 16:45:02 No.18432572 Report

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>>18432489
being this 13

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 16:45:07 No.18432573 Report

Quoted By: >>18432640 >>18432650

>tfw trading with some random girl
>tfw give her a cloned Mew because i had an extra
>tfw she was really happy
>tfw she wanted to voice chat
i couldnt do it.. because she thought i was a girl too

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 16:45:49 No.18432589 Report

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>>18432533
>half

Your naivete is charming.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 16:51:27 No.18432640 Report

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>>18432573
>not perfecting your falsetto

Are you even trying?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 16:52:28 No.18432650 Report

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>>18432573
That's why you make your in game character the same gender as you, faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 16:55:02 No.18432671 Report

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>giving out stuff to people just because they have an XX pair
smh these virgins

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 16:55:45 No.18432678 Report

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>>18432650
But what if that is her gender, my cisminded friend?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 16:57:31 No.18432699 Report

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>>18432678
>being mentally ill
>pandering to these mentally unhealthy people's delusions

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 16:59:18 No.18432717 Report

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>>18432699
>uses doge picture
>calls others mentally ill

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 16:59:46 No.18432723 Report

Quoted By: >>18432747 >>18432759

>Play as a girl because I wanted to play dress up
>Get constant trade requests and o-powers from lonely virgins like OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:01:08 No.18432741 Report

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>>18432717
>using a reaction image
>even close to deluding yourself that you're the opposite sex of what you really are
You may only select one my tumblr-loving friend

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:01:19 No.18432745 Report

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>>18432717
>doge
>mentally ill

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:01:33 No.18432747 Report

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>>18432723
Post your outfit so it can be determined whether you even deserved to play dress up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:02:17 No.18432757 Report

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>>18432741
I'm completely unrelated to the rest of the conversation, I just came in. I happen to hate tumblr white knights.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:02:29 No.18432758 Report

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>>18432741
>using doge
>using tumblr-loving as an insult

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:02:41 No.18432759 Report

Quoted By: >>18433057 >>18433065

>>18432723
I give out o-powers to random passerby to grind them faster

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:03:50 No.18432769 Report

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>>18432741
This isn't about sex, cis-chan, it's about gender.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:03:51 No.18432770 Report

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>play as girl character because I am a girl

don't hit on me, silly boys ;^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:04:57 No.18432780 Report

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>>18432769
Gender is a grammatical thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:05:24 No.18432783 Report

Quoted By: >>18432801 >>18432809

>brother decided to restart his game because the girl gets better customisation options
>I play as a guy
>we decide to do a little experiment
>both get online and count O-Powers, Trade requests and Battle requests we get during the timespan of 1 hour
>I get contacted 4 times
>he gets contacted 21 times

Some German guy even offered him a shiny, for no apparent reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:05:40 No.18432788 Report

Quoted By: >>18432808 >>18432830

>>18432699
>>18432741

>posting le tumblr doge
>insulting tumblr

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:06:33 No.18432795 Report

Quoted By: >>18432835

>>18432780
But I, a white, cis girl masked behind the mask of the internet, am allowed to pretend I am bisexual, because the label makes me more privileged and therefore I can tell others off for things I don't actually care about just to improve my self image.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:06:56 No.18432801 Report

Quoted By: >>18432882

>>18432783
>during the timespan of 1 hour
>I get contacted 4 times
>he gets contacted 21 times

Sure m8.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:07:34 No.18432808 Report

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>>18432788
Now, give Tumblr SOME credit. It was Reddit who ruined doge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:07:33 No.18432809 Report

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>>18432783
>have a female character
>deny all trade requests from people I don't know

Am I missing out on some deals?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:09:18 No.18432830 Report

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>>18432788
Nigga I just use it as a reaction image. I couldn't give a fuck about who uses it as an ebig maymay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:09:41 No.18432834 Report

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>>18432489
>Ehehehe, hai gurl, d-do you want my O-Power?
No wonder /vp/ is so full of autism.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:09:57 No.18432835 Report

Quoted By: >>18432872

>>18432795
>masked behind the mask of the internet
You need to improve your lexicon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:11:14 No.18432861 Report

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>>18432809
Jewing people with a female characters is one of the oldest things in MMOs, you are missing a lot of free stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:11:34 No.18432872 Report

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>>18432835
Fuck off you fucking fucker

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:12:20 No.18432882 Report

Quoted By: >>18433216

>>18432801
It's true. I got 1 trade request, rest were battle requests. He got mixed requests.

>>18432809
Oh yeah, there are lots of people who think you'll be their online gf if they give you nice things. My brother used the shiny to get a Ho-Oh.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:12:52 No.18432886 Report

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But you can easily tell who all the girl-who's-really-a-guy players are because they all dress like shit and have no fashion sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:13:50 No.18432895 Report

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>>18432886
How would you know what good fashion is? Are you gay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:14:34 No.18432906 Report

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>>18432895
Or a grill

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:15:27 No.18432931 Report

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>>18432769
Gender and sex are the same thing you overwhelmingly delusional faggot. Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina. That's reality, deal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:16:09 No.18432944 Report

Quoted By: >>18432967 >>18433006 >>18433084

>>18432895
>Implying gay people naturally have good fashion sense
I'm gay and I don't care about fashion. I just dress as fucking casually as possible with whatever I can salvage from non-designer clothing stores.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:16:28 No.18432947 Report

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>>18432895
There's a noticeable difference between someone properly coordinating their outfit and someone just trying to look really slutty to appease their dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:16:36 No.18432948 Report

Quoted By: >>18432970

>giving away anything to girls because they're girls
gtfo of here and go outside

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:17:37 No.18432967 Report

Quoted By: >>18432973 >>18432983

>>18432944
>I'm gay
Prove it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:17:50 No.18432970 Report

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>>18432948
>not using
>>>/out/
Step your game up senpai

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:17:55 No.18432973 Report

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>>18432967
I'll suck your dick. Where do you live?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:18:02 No.18432975 Report

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>>18432947
So you're gay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:18:28 No.18432983 Report

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>>18432967
I like anime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:19:24 No.18432990 Report

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>>18432895
I think you mean metrosexual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:20:31 No.18433005 Report

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>>18432650
its a role playing game.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:20:34 No.18433006 Report

Quoted By: >>18433018

>>18432944
>I'm gay

>>>/lgbt/ , fuck off to this board faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:20:36 No.18433007 Report

Quoted By: >>18433016

>>18432975
No, merely observant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:21:27 No.18433016 Report

Quoted By: >>18433070

>>18433007
So you're a girl then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:21:31 No.18433018 Report

Quoted By: >>18433074

>>18433006
/pol/, why did you leave your shithole called a containment board.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:22:57 No.18433030 Report

Quoted By: >>18433040

>>18432895
>assuming no herosexual men know what style is

This shit is why none of you have girlfriends.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:23:31 No.18433040 Report

Quoted By: >>18433060 >>18433066

>>18433030
I don't have a girlfriend because I'm gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:24:12 No.18433049 Report

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>>18433005
Wherein you interact with real people, to the point of hearing their voice. Faggot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:24:45 No.18433057 Report

Quoted By: >>18433230

>>18432747

>>18432759
I do that too and give mystery eggs to people who just started the game

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:24:59 No.18433060 Report

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>>18433040
Oh, yeah? Well, I don't have a girlfriend because I'm not gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:25:09 No.18433064 Report

Quoted By: >>18433091

I don't remember the name of the movie, but it's about humans having the technology to make mannequins in which they can live in just like an actual body. But due to extended use, the actual human body is usually weak.

There's one of the first victims who was actually a fat man "roleplaying" a sexy babe. That's what I'm thinking right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:25:18 No.18433065 Report

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>>18432759
There are people who don't do this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:25:20 No.18433066 Report

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>>18433040
Well stop being so gay and maybe you'll be able to get one :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:25:38 No.18433070 Report

Quoted By: >>18433113

>>18433016
You don't need to be gay or female to understand who's who.

>Female character with well coordinated colours and accessories

>Female character with an outfit that shows as much skin as possible

Gee, I wonder who's really a girl and who's the guy pretending?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:25:55 No.18433071 Report

Quoted By: >>18433093

>>18432542
sent ;)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:26:04 No.18433074 Report

Quoted By: >>18433086 >>18433090

>>18433018
I don't browse /pol/, I don't even know what it is.

There's a board for faggots called /lgbt/, they all should fuck off to this board. Mot created it especially for them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:26:35 No.18433083 Report

Quoted By: >>18433089

>>18432758
>not using Doge

It's like you don't want to be a part of the glorious future.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:26:36 No.18433084 Report

Quoted By: >>18433099

>>18432944
>not having money to afford designer clothing
>faggot
Seems right

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:27:01 No.18433086 Report

Quoted By: >>18433106

>>18433074
>I don't browse /pol/
>Putin pictures in both posts
b8

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:27:23 No.18433089 Report

Quoted By: >>18433117

>>18433083
I'd rather die than live in a Redditumblr future

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:27:35 No.18433090 Report

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>>18433074
>Mot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:27:39 No.18433091 Report

Quoted By: >>18433114

>>18433064
Surrogates, with Bruce Willis in it, right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:27:42 No.18433093 Report

Quoted By: >>18433100 >>18433101

>>18432542
>>18433071
>>>/mlp/ , fuck off with this retarded mlp-meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:28:18 No.18433099 Report

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>>18433084
>Designer clothing
>Paying hundreds of dollars for multiple pieces of clothing just for a known name pasted on the back
I bet you also like Apple and cried for Steve Jobs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:28:34 No.18433100 Report

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>>18433093
You would only know that was /mlp/ if you were there when it first happened

Also >>>/mlp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:28:35 No.18433101 Report

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>>18433093
>implying it wasn't a /mu/ meme first

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Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:29:03 No.18433106 Report

Quoted By: >>18433110 >>18433115 >>18433132

>>18433086
I just happen to like this politic, due of laws he introduced against homosexual propaganda. Problem?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:29:33 No.18433109 Report

Quoted By: >>18433137 >>18433166

>tfw actually grill but no one believes me when I say it to other XY players because everyone and their little brother plays as the grill

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:29:40 No.18433110 Report

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>>18433106
None at all friend. :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:30:20 No.18433113 Report

Quoted By: >>18433360

>>18433070
Nigga I have no idea how to coordinate girls' shit. It took me nearly twenty years of asking my mom/female friends to get coordinating guy clothes right and they're way simpler than girls' clothes. There are plenty of guys who don't go for the slutty look and girls can easily tell them apart from the real girls because they suck at coordinating outfits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:30:20 No.18433114 Report

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>>18433091

Yeah, that one. It actually has some of them literally trolling the main character, since he couldn't hurt the actual them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:30:22 No.18433115 Report

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>>18433106
If you've never been there, you should give it a try.
>>>/pol/
I'm sure you'll make loads of new friends!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:30:28 No.18433117 Report

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>>18433089
>Implying 4chan isn't the only board I don't despise
>Implying that it's not the undeniably imminent future of this world.

Enjoy paying with Dogecoins, my boy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:31:21 No.18433130 Report

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>>18432489
This is the saddest thing I've ever heard.
10/10

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:31:39 No.18433132 Report

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>>18433106

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:32:10 No.18433137 Report

Quoted By: >>18433168

>>18433109
Blame GameFreak giving the boys like 1/3rd the clothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:33:33 No.18433147 Report

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>>18433049
>not liking cute things this much
seriously, are you gay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:35:07 No.18433166 Report

Quoted By: >>18433172

>>18433109
>everyone and their little brother plays as the grill
>tfw i always play pokemon with male, because i cannot into any pokegrill except for May

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:35:10 No.18433168 Report

Quoted By: >>18433193

>>18433137
You know that if you went for the guy GF would see that there are people interested in playing as Calem and give the male PC more options in future games, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:35:45 No.18433172 Report

Quoted By: >>18433190 >>18433192

>>18433166
>not playing as Hilda in BW

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:37:56 No.18433190 Report

Quoted By: >>18433239

>>18433172
>tfw you restarted BW2 to play as Nate when you found out about Yancy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:38:34 No.18433192 Report

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>>18433172
If you mean the first one personally for me female MC feels really off there

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:38:47 No.18433193 Report

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>>18433168
No, I don't know that. There's no reason to believe it would work like that.

Girls have more clothing options because the same is true in real life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:41:05 No.18433216 Report

Quoted By: >>18433228

>>18432882
Does that mean I should start accepting random trade requests, anon?

sounds a bit 2spoopy4me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:42:31 No.18433228 Report

Quoted By: >>18433254

>>18433216
There's no harm in it if you play as a grill.
Because I play as a guy all I get is "pls gimme shinies :)", but for you it'd be "pls be my gf 4 a shiny ;)"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:42:37 No.18433230 Report

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>>18433057
that's p/ cute outfit anon. also doing the egg thing is nice. you're nice. thanks for being nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:43:26 No.18433239 Report

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>>18433190
>tfw i thought Yancy is some storymode-related Plasma bait until i found out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:45:26 No.18433254 Report

Quoted By: >>18433276 >>18433291

>>18433228
I can be a gf. sounds e-z. all you do is like, wait for them to punch some air holes into a jar for you, then sit in it.

right????

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:49:10 No.18433276 Report

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>>18433254
Just get the stuff you want from them and dump them immediately after that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:50:27 No.18433291 Report

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>>18433254
I'm sure you're familiar with what a "beta-orbiter" is.
Just treat 'em nice until you've got what you want, then stop contacting them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 17:57:47 No.18433360 Report

Quoted By: >>18433656

>>18433113
>It took me nearly twenty years of asking my mom/female friends to get coordinating guy clothes right

Maybe you'll just autistic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 18:27:01 No.18433656 Report

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>>18433360
>have no trouble socializing
Sure. Autistic.

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