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Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 15:54:38 No.18473744 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>18473792 >>18473971 >>18473989 >>18474971 >>18475844 >>18480106 >>18481078 >>18481709

>"Hello, trainer! Won't you care and have a battle with me. If you win, you can have unprotected sex with me!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 15:56:36 No.18473760 Report

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>inb4 she uses ubers and my team is UU.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 15:57:19 No.18473765 Report

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>unrealistic expectations

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 16:00:10 No.18473792 Report

Quoted By: >>18473802 >>18473890

>>18473744
Could I just have the standard prize money instead?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 16:01:57 No.18473802 Report

Quoted By: >>18473855 >>18473890 >>18473919

>>18473792

This.
Sex won't feed, hydrate or provide shelter. It literally has no long term beneficial effects whatsoever. I'll take the money.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 16:03:22 No.18473818 Report

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>This will never happen
>Ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 16:07:02 No.18473855 Report

Quoted By: >>18473898

>>18473802
Autism

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 16:08:30 No.18473874 Report

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Anime Erika a qt.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 16:09:52 No.18473890 Report

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>>18473792
>>18473802
>"Haha. You guys just want the prize money? Hehe. Don't be silly!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 16:10:14 No.18473898 Report

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>>18473855
Autism would however, give enough autismbucks for a basic level of life

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 16:10:38 No.18473904 Report

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>>18473890
give me the money you skank

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 16:11:35 No.18473913 Report

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>Hai chalenger wan sum fuk?
>No Erika das gros

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 16:12:16 No.18473919 Report

Quoted By: >>18473927 >>18481898

>>18473802
That's wrong though. Humanity wouldn't be where it is today if every guy wasn't trying to get laid all the time. All of civilization is just a desperate attempt to impress women.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 16:13:01 No.18473927 Report

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>>18473919
he meant individual welfare, not collective/genetic welfare

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 16:13:11 No.18473930 Report

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>>18473890
Goddamnit woman I just want my cash and badge

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 16:18:20 No.18473970 Report

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I just want my badge...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 16:18:24 No.18473971 Report

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>>18473744
Is this anal sex you are offering?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 16:20:33 No.18473989 Report

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>>18473744
Erika, you are my princess, I thought you would save yourself for our wedding night

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 16:21:23 No.18473997 Report

Quoted By: >>18473999 >>18474023 >>18474888 >>18476509 >>18481094 >>18482167

Is foot worship out of the question?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 16:21:48 No.18473999 Report

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>>18473997
with that kind of art it is

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 16:23:13 No.18474014 Report

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Perhaps we can have a first lesson tonight over dinner? Just the two of us, mmm?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 16:24:29 No.18474023 Report

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>>18473997

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Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 18:08:24 No.18474839 Report

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>>18473904
>>18473930
I'm with these two, rather not risk having to father a child or risk an STD, don't even have a Dialga to go back in time to stop myself if Pokemon moves don't cure it and I imagine their human medicine is ages behind us since they rely on Pokemon so much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 18:12:23 No.18474881 Report

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Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 18:13:01 No.18474888 Report

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>>18473997

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Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 18:15:51 No.18474912 Report

Quoted By: >>18474943

I'd rather it be a different gym leader, thank you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 18:19:53 No.18474943 Report

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>>18474912
>Your image
>Gym leader
Quit living in the past son

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Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 18:20:59 No.18474949 Report

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>>18473890
GIVE ME THE MONEY!!!!!!

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Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 18:23:43 No.18474971 Report

Quoted By: >>18475004

>>18473744
>>18473890
>Erika engaging in non-lesbian sex
HERESY!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 18:28:04 No.18475004 Report

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>>18474971
>everything must go according to my fetishes and autistic headcanon

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Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 18:30:01 No.18475024 Report

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>>18475004
Damn straight you bloody heretic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 18:31:43 No.18475037 Report

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Sorry, I'm not a lesbian.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 18:34:51 No.18475071 Report

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Oh erika you coy slut

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 19:27:14 No.18475604 Report

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Good thing I use a highly anti grass team. So gimme my money and holes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 19:48:39 No.18475844 Report

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>>18473744
Brave Bird

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 19:54:29 No.18475904 Report

Quoted By: >>18476355 >>18476368

Erika's good For marrying But for nasty degrading "You win Sex" you wanna Go with Clair or Karen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 22:50:10 No.18476025 Report

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>She says this to everyone who challenges her
>Lots of people walking around with the Rainbow Badge

n-no thanks...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 23:20:15 No.18476355 Report

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>>18475904
>implying not Whitney
>implying Whitney won't give you the badge until you satisfy her rape fetish
>implying the only way to get the badge isn't to grab her head and stuff your cock in her mouth as she chokes on tears and precum
>implying she'd give you her pokegear number before you left her sobbing and gasping for air with running makeup and disheveled clothes and hair
Yeah, okay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 23:21:47 No.18476368 Report

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>>18475904
>not crushing whitney's hopes and dreams completely and totally

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 23:27:45 No.18476451 Report

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>has STDS

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Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 23:30:38 No.18476492 Report

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shit's too suspicious, I bet she is a tranny with aids that gets turned on by infecting unsuspicious victims, forget it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 23:31:41 No.18476509 Report

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>>18473997
oh god, they've made variants

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Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 23:42:35 No.18476667 Report

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>>18476451
>Not wanting to lead a slow painful life all the way up to your untimely death in a hospital bed because Erika's virulent juices worked their way up your urethra while you were obliterating her worn down pussy with a force and vigor that makes her cry like a virgin having her innocence taken away by a cruel and abusive rapist

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Mar 2014 02:49:48 No.18480028 Report

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>unprotected
>UNPROTECTED
deal

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Anonymous Fri 14 Mar 2014 02:53:28 No.18480106 Report

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>>18473744
I WILL win. You WILL enjoy it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Mar 2014 03:57:18 No.18481078 Report

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>>18473744
>Erika

Nah, I'm good. Traditionalist Kantonese women tend to be so rigid about having fun. I prefer modern ones like Sabrina or Half Kalonian mixed Kantonese like Misty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Mar 2014 03:58:27 No.18481094 Report

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>>18473997
Foot worship is fine.

Just not from that artist. NEVER from that artist.

Hire LostOneZero or something, goddamn.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Mar 2014 04:02:49 No.18481152 Report

Quoted By: >>18481188 >>18481363 >>18481525 >>18481564 >>18481946 >>18482286

KANTO GYM LEADERS ARE WORTHLESS SLUTS AND FAGS!

Sincerely,
The Johto Gym Leaders

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Mar 2014 04:04:27 No.18481188 Report

Quoted By: >>18481363

>>18481152
>That Jasmine

I must have that artist draw lots and lots of demure foot porn of her.

Incidentally, that Falkner looks like Soul Eater.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Mar 2014 04:14:00 No.18481363 Report

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>>18481152
>>18481188
>Google told me it was Slimu

When I found out it was e1n, I was a bit more reassured on the pricing but

>last submission on Nov. 2013
>last visit unknown

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Anonymous Fri 14 Mar 2014 04:24:44 No.18481525 Report

Quoted By: >>18481564

>>18481152
>Bugsy
>not a faggot
top kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Mar 2014 04:27:25 No.18481564 Report

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>>18481152
>>18481525
you both forgot that chuck is obviously a bear

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Mar 2014 04:38:33 No.18481709 Report

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>>18473744
And if I win, you can have unprotected sex with me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Mar 2014 04:45:41 No.18481818 Report

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Ok... but you gotta wear the kimono

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Mar 2014 04:46:35 No.18481828 Report

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Anime Erika, not so good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Mar 2014 04:50:55 No.18481898 Report

Quoted By: >>18481916 >>18482236

>>18473919
>All of civilization is just a desperate attempt to impress women.

But that's wrong as women don't give a flying fuck about any of the inter-workings of civilization. They don't see it as impressive, just nerd shit.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Mar 2014 04:52:21 No.18481916 Report

Quoted By: >>18481937 >>18481964

>>18481898

I dunno, the guy responsible for this had to have gotten some mad pussy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Mar 2014 04:53:47 No.18481937 Report

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>>18481916
The Pharaoh? Those in positions of power get pussy, who'd a thunk it!

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Anonymous Fri 14 Mar 2014 04:54:53 No.18481946 Report

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>>18481152
Dear Johto

As far As were concerned your both a bunch of Third World Peasants

Love, The Eternal Unovan Emppire

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Anonymous Fri 14 Mar 2014 04:55:51 No.18481964 Report

Quoted By: >>18481980

>>18481916
Well he got a sphinx
That's at least half pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Mar 2014 04:57:13 No.18481980 Report

Quoted By: >>18482010

>>18481964
back to /jp/ with you

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Anonymous Fri 14 Mar 2014 04:59:52 No.18482010 Report

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>>18481980
It's a reaction image, don't sweat it

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Anonymous Fri 14 Mar 2014 05:10:42 No.18482167 Report

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>>18473997
Normally i fucking love feet.

But this is so disgusting i threw up in my mouth

Pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Mar 2014 05:16:35 No.18482236 Report

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>>18481898
Truer workings have never been spoken. Only females that have genuine interests are doing it out of necessity to counter balance their hideous face and/or body to appeal to a male.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Mar 2014 05:20:39 No.18482268 Report

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proceed to rofl-stomp her team with a team of 6 lvl 100 Arceus. woo!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Mar 2014 05:22:25 No.18482286 Report

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>>18481152
>Implying Whitney isn't a worthless slut who cries while you titfuck her after she loses.

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