I was so excited when I saw Goomy on that haunted house route... it's Pokesex said it was the weakest dragon, but I was determined to train it into a proper champion. When it evolved, it looked so amazing. 'Look at that glorious gooey shell! Finally! A Snail Dragon! Just what I always wanted!'... then, after many hours of trying to think of how it evolved, I figured it out....
>What? Sligoo is evolving!
>Congratulations! Your Sliggoo has evolved into Goodra!
I paused... 'What the fuck is that?? what happened to my glorious snail dragon!? BIPEDAL?? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?? THEY TOOK ALL THIS POTENTIAL AND COMPLETELY TOSSED IT AWAY!'
I was very upset.
I now hate Gamefreak and their design team.
I will never have excitement over training a potentially neat Pokemon for as long as I live.
