Take the last three digits of THE POST FIVE BELOW MINE and reverse them. If this number is above 718, subtract 282 from it. Now divide this number by two, rounding up one if it's an odd number. That is the Pokemon you shall use going by National Dex number.
If it's not a fully evolved Pokemon, it must hold Eviolite. If it is, have it hold Assault Vest if its base defense is higher than its base special defense, or Life Orb if it's the opposite. If it has the same base defense and special defense, have it hold Leftovers if THIS post ends in an even number or Focus Sash if it ends in an odd number.
If the second-to-last digit of this post number is odd, use the Pokemon's hidden ability if it has one, or the second ability if it has no hidden. If it's even, you pick. If all the digits of this post number add up to a number evenly divisible by 3, make it a special attacker instead of a physical if it's ordinarily physical, and vice versa. If this is would usually be a utility Pokemon, it becomes a special attacker with a maximum of one status move allowed.
And finally, if any other recommendations for this team are a copy-pasted set ready to be pasted into Showdown, that suggestion must be nicknamed after one of champ's deceased relatives, friends, or pets (in descending priority). You only need to do this for the first recommendation that follows this format, if any do so.
