1. A BRAVE SOUL IS CHOSEN AS THE CHAMPION OF OUR SECRET SOCIETY
2. WE GIVE HIM WEAPONS, ARMOR AND MOST IMPORTANTLY UNNECESSARY LUGGAGE
3. HE FIGHTS HIS WAY THROUGH THE HORDES OF SMOGON'S EVIL MINIONS
4. A NEW BOLD WARRIOR CLAIMS HIS TITLE AFTER HE SUCCUMBS PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY TO THE ENEMY

RELEVANT LINKS:
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/showderp
http://plug.dj/showderp-1
http://pastebin.com/j8hxAGTx

CURRENT HERO: Reese !Knmwkd.RN2