>Chosen one is elected from high council of elite minds >Team of beasts is selected for chosen one to fight alongside >Chosen one then sets out on quest to slay his adversaries >If all else fails, a hitman will be sent out to kill adversary, forcing adversary to disconnect Current champ is DOSH KING !qVop3RHX7Y
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DOSH KING !qVop3RHX7Y
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first for dosh
Anonymous
>>18563166 Dosh king again?
What a pal. :^)
I'll need a linky to the round though.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Reposting with pics.;_;
Anonymous
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>>18563207 This is Showderp, not a help booth. Sorry.
Anonymous
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>>18563207 WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING HERE TO ASK
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18563207 The Black Sludge didn't work. I'm asking here because we have the most experience with Black Sludge Shedinja, and I was told here it would work.
Anonymous
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>>18563207 It means he is of a homosexual disposition.
Anonymous
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>>18563241 >he doesn't know you have to jizz into your 3DS speakers to have swords dance to carry over DOSH KING !qVop3RHX7Y
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18563444 Can it please be D-O-G-A-R-S?
DOSH KING !qVop3RHX7Y
Anonymous
this trip to ubers has been totally worth it
DOSH KING !qVop3RHX7Y
Anonymous
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>>18563603 Ubers is the worst tier. I just beat a kid with my team that had only one OU Pokemon.
DOSH KING !qVop3RHX7Y
GET ME OUT OF THIS HELL HOLE
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18563713 vaporeon named simgle
Anonymous
Anonymous
THANK YOU BASED BALL !!btYquIDYerg
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>18563713 Salamence named: >tfw not OU
Anonymous
Blissey (Kangaskhan) (F) @ Kangaskhanite
Anonymous
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>>18563713 killallnerds.exe
Big Dolphin !!ZKHmASeN7IZ
Anonymous
Anonymous
Blackmore !RTzHj1aLj6
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>>18563751 apparently not.
Anonymous
>>18563732 You didn't get in but I'd like to point out that you cannot name pokemon with the name of another Pokemon or Item in Showdown. If you try it will just show without a nickname in battle.
Anonymous
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>>18563761 It could be Biissey with an upper case I
Anonymous
>>18563756 >Flareon >Raichu >Helix >Vaporeon >Gen 2 Anonymous
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>>18563773 Those pokemon all existed in gen 2, yes
Anonymous
>>18563773 >Raichu that one's gen 2, when they added Pichu and Raichu to Pikachu's evolution line
Anonymous
>>18563773 >implying you couldn't get those in gen 2 Anonymous
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>>18563804 >not challenging people to ubers with a UU team Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18563823 >what is a joke so many newfriends today
Anonymous
>>18563833 While it is annoying how people respond to jokes/sarcasm as bait, but simply asserting a falsehood is not a joke
>I-I was only pretending to be retarded Anonymous
DOSH KING !qVop3RHX7Y
Anonymous
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>>18563841 >asserting a falsehood is not a joke please
lurk moar
DOSH KING !qVop3RHX7Y
DOSH KING !qVoprzcM2E
i'm rich lol
DOSH KING !qVop3RHX7Y
Anonymous
Big Dolphin !!ZKHmASeN7IZ
Anonymous
>>18564038 Bird Jesus with his move set
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18564038 Expert Belt Crawdaunt
Nickname dickpinch
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>18564038 New with only transform
Anonymous
>>18564038 How much are you willing to spend to buy me? I'm jimml by the way.
Anonymous
Anonymous
DOSH KING !qVoprzcM2E
>>18564075 I'd buy you a cookie.
>>18564046 so ebin
>>18564043 >it's the team, guys! i don't need to git gud or anything! Anonymous
So many people getting rused... This is pathetic.
Anonymous
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>>18564106 welcome to 4chan
Anonymous
>>18564099 >I'd buy you a cookie. I don't think you understood the question. How much are you willing to spend to purchase me?
I'd also like the Real Dosh King to answer this, please.
DOSH KING !qVoprzcM2E
>>18564126 Are you held hostage or am I buying you as a sex slave or something? Maye like $20. You don't seem like you're worth much.
Also, I am the real DOSH KING.
>>18564106 You'd think they'd learn by now.
Anonymous
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Daily reminder : elibumb a shit, worst champ of showderp, fucking thunderious faggot.
Anonymous
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>>18564162 >$20 That's 20$ more than I thought.
Anonymous
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champ greeded to death
DOSH KING !qVop3RHX7Y
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>>18564126 I don't know who you are, so I don't know how much your worth
>>18564038 >>18564099 >>18564162 shekels pls go
HOLY FUCKING BLISSEY.
I'm done.
New champ.
Fuck Blissey.
Yes I'm mad.
Anonymous
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>not resting with golduck
Hidden Pebbles !CFxfGFhIPA
Anonymous
Mummenschanz !zSXxoOezYY
Champ pls
Anonymous
SOMETHING WITH SUBSTITUTE, A BOOSTING MOVE, AND FEINT.
Anonymous
Your favorite starter's final evo
DOSH KING !qVoprzcM2E
Anonymous
Dosh Kitty named Noveau Riche
Anonymous
Pepperoni (Bouffalant) @ Choice Band
Anonymous
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>>18564106 If you take the time to check trip there is no way you will ever get your pokemon in time.
Also espeon
Anonymous
DOSH KING !qVop3RHX7Y
Anonymous
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>>18564222 Crawdaunt named dickpinch
Hidden Pebbles !CFxf4jDhPU
Anonymous
>>18564273 why do you do that? it's so fucking annoying because I usually never look past the first 2 letters of a trip to confirm it. please stop
DOSH KING !qVop3RHX7Y
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>>18564273 Avataring Akari was all I needed
DOSH KING !Moneyw2KG6
Alright for future reference, this is my new trip.
Lister !FICEekIPJs
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>>18564332 Mhm this is Doshy~
Anonymous
>>18564332 The actual Lister or the fake faggot?
Hidden Pebbles !CFxf4jDhPU
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>>18564287 >I usually never look past the first 2 letters of a trip That is why I do it.
Hidden Pebbles !CFxfGFhIPA
>>18564230 What is dish kitty? Not in pastebin.
Anonymous
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>>18564360 you know the lister that i assume you're calling fake was here first right
Anonymous
>>18564369 its just a meowth with payday
DOSH KING !Moneyw2KG6
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>>18564369 Dosh Kitty is my signature mon. It's a Persian with Payday
Anonymous
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>>18564369 persian with pay day
name it shitty forced meme
Hidden Pebbles !CFxfGFhIPA
>>18564375 And only pay day I assume.
DOSH KING !Moneyw2KG6
>>18564380 No, it's a Persian, and it can have any other moves you want. It's not supposed to be a trashmon.
Hidden Pebbles !CFxfGFhIPA
Hidden Pebbles !CFxfGFhIPA
Anonymous
I'm convinced watching/reading Yuru Yuri magically turns you in to a shitposter
Anonymous
>>18564492 anime in general turns you into a shitposter
Anonymous
>>18564504 So everyone here is a shitposter?
Anonymous
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>>18564515 Welcome to 4chan, enjoy your stay
Anonymous
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>>18564504 That signature Shaft pose
Anonymous
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>>18564515 You sound surprised.
Anonymous
>>18564515 nope. i have never watched anime in my life, don't shitpost, and
have actually had sex Anonymous
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>>18564535 You never watched Pokemon? Sure...
Hidden Pebbles !CFxf4jDhPU
>>18564492 That's not even funny, dude. I'm just trying to have a good time.
So have you watched Yuru Yuri? Who's your favorite yuru?
>>18564535 What's it like
not shitposting ?
Hidden Pebbles !CFxfGFhIPA
Anonymous
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>>18564557 your good time ruins everybody elses good time. consider that for a second
Anonymous
I just learned today that Funbro got banned.
Anonymous
>>18564629 how long have you been gone man jeez
Hidden Pebbles !CFxf4jDhPU
new team
>>18564629 you're slow as fuck
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
DOSH KING !Moneyw2KG6
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
spore inc (Smeargle) @ Focus Sash
Hidden Pebbles !CFxfGFhIPA
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18564634 Since November, so this actually is news to me.
Anonymous
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>>18564665 where ya been luv
Hidden Pebbles !CFxfGFhIPA
Anonymous
Anonymous
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SOMEONE TAKE CHAMP MY DICKS GETTING FLACCID
DOSH KING !Moneyw2KG6
>>18564732 Furfrou
or I volunteer Lister
Anonymous
LV 5 Charmander with ONLY Scratch and Growl
Anonymous
stockpile bp weakness policy drifblim
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Level 2 turdy probopass fear strategy
Anonymous
Anonymous
contrary shell smash pokemon
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18564752 Okay, you champ now.
Take a Kabutops
Anonymous
Magmortar @ Leftovers
Anonymous
Lister !FICEekIPJs
I-I'll champ for a second time tonight I guess..
DOSH KING !Moneyw2KG6
Anonymous
Anonymous
Ah fuck
Anonymous
Anonymous
RUFF PUPE (Snubbull) (F) @ Eviolite
Anonymous
Anonymous
The national dex number for your favorite pokemon, backwards.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Hidden Pebbles !CFxfGFhIPA
>>18564774 First trip reply to new champ is new champ. Otherwise I'll reclaim.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18564777 Why you gotta do this?
There is giving the champ shitty mons, then there is giving him a complete waste of space.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>18564808 for le epin trolls XDDDDDD
Anonymous
>>18564808 That hurt's anon.
Pic related.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18564830 no, I don't know why I included an apostrophe.
Anonymous
>>18564808 Champ can sack it for a soft switch then champ can get bragging rights and say he beat ou the team using a lvl 5 charmander
Get good
Lister !FICEekIPJs
Anonymous
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>>18564847 He's not going to beat ou the team with the rest of those mons though
Anonymous
DOSH KING !Moneyw2KG6
God tier: Daft Punk, Avicii,
High tier: Hardwell, Madeon, Zedd, Skrillex, Deadmau5, Maroon 5, Lady Gaga
OK tier: Most pop artists, Katy Perry, onerepublic, Lou Bega, Bruno Mars,
Will.I.Am/Black Eyed Peas
Shit tier: Kanye West, Bieber, Britney Spears
Lister !FICEekIPJs
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>>18564864 I-I like Britney Spears Anonymous
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>>18564864 The fuck is this shit?
DOSH KING !MoneyfkChM
>>18564864 Disregard this. I know nothing about music.
Anonymous
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>>18564864 Britney is based, faget
Anonymous
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>>18564864 shit taste confirmed
consider chopping off your own ears
Anonymous
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>>18564864 i like your taste in music
Anonymous
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>>18564864 The only good artist u listed was lady gaga
Katy perry is meh, her old stuff was good but her new stuff misses the mark
The biebster has a few alright songs but meh
Everything else u listed sucks!!!
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>18564864 obvious b8 not one has this shit taste
Anonymous
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>>18564864 >Daft Punk Agreed
>Avicii no
Let's not talk about the rest.
Madeon and Deadmau5 are cool though
Anonymous
>>18564864 >kanye west in shit tier actually kill yourself
Lister !FICEekIPJs
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18564864 >>18564880 >I hapen to be an expert >I know nothing Lying shit.
Anonymous
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>>18564864 What if I just want music videos to cap to?
Anonymous
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>>18564864 Say what you want about his lyrics, but Kayne's beats are fucking god tier.
Anonymous
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>>18564915 >liking Kanye West. wut
DOSH KING !Moneyw2KG6
>>18564927 Check the trips, yo
Anonymous
Lister !FICEekIPJs
DOSH KING !Moneyw2KG6
>>18564956 >>18564880 was posted by someone else
Anonymous
>>18564968 I saw that, I want the trips.
DOSH KING !Moneyw2KG6
>>18564996 You want me to give you my trip? No. But I can help you make a cool trip of your own. PM me on showdown.
Anonymous
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>>18565017 No, I meant the number by the post, but i was 3 off.
Lister !FICEekIPJs
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-100546327 Alright new champ, I wanted to go to bed like half an hour ago lol
Kushen !!otxV2khN7ad
Anonymous
what's the highest ranking a showderp team has ever reached
Anonymous
Anonymous
Makoto (Hitmonchan) (M) @ Life Orb
Anonymous
weakness policy stockpile bp drifblim
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18564656 USE THIS CHAMP
i aint getin rused again :^)
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18565030 good night lister
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18565033 nat dex number of your favorite mon, divided by 2, + 7, then put in reverse
Anonymous
Lister !FICEekIPJs
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>>18565048 G-good night Showderp <3
Anonymous
>>18565039 >no females PATRIARCHY ALERT
PATRIARCHY ALERT
DOSH KING !Moneyw2KG6
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>>18565063 You're getting...
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>18565039 CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE
Anonymous
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>>18565063 >implying pokemon have to conform to your arbitrary gender roles >implying a pokemon can't be labeled as "male" and still be female, or nongendered, or multigendered, or other-gendered in their souls check your privilege.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Haven't posted in shitderp in a while. What happened to BOOM BOOM V2?
Anonymous
Jacky Jack
I would like to apply for showderp elite four
Anonymous
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>>18565125 First you need to post your waifu.
You know, that special pokemon that make your heart go doki doki and you would snuggle with
DOSH KING !Moneyw2KG6
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>>18565125 Too bad. Those would be myself, Clashmech, Lister Mr. and Arkwielder. You can be the champion if you can defeat us.
Anonymous
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>>18565119 We had a team with 2 different kinds of boom booms earlier today
Anonymous
>>18565125 You have to beat all the current E4 members: The Lister Mr., Qolojo, Nimaa, and Lilligant. Then afterwards defeat the champ
Siggy. Then you can become an E4.
Anonymous
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>>18565125 ok here is your team
specs weedle
explosion only licky licky
support only blissey
a mon who you would change its diaper
one mon named after your showderp waifu
DOGARS
Anonymous
>>18565146 The champion is clearly elibump
Kushen !!otxV2khN7ad
Anonymous
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>>18565160 Wheres my drink? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT MY PIZZA WITHOUT A DRINK?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Kushen !!otxV2khN7ad
Anonymous
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>>18565156 Eli hasn't champed in like a month
predonkers
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>>18565200 USA USA USA USA
Anonymous
Kushen !!otxV2khN7ad
Anonymous
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AMERICA
Anonymous
predonkers !!7eFt0pZCHZH
Anonymous
Anonymous
Kushen !!otxV2khN7ad
Anonymous
Anonymous
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chimp you literally crushed a child
Kushen !!otxV2khN7ad
Welp, that was ok, 3/3.
Anonymous
predonkers !!7eFt0pZCHZH
elooney !IauH8kajQM
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
level 2 fear probopass with an anti-semetic name
Anonymous
Majin Buuburn (Magmortar) @ Leftovers
Anonymous
Anonymous
Guts Ursaring with a cute name
Anonymous
Metronome Copycat Blossey with Serene Grace.
Anonymous
rotom-mow with as many different swear words in its nickname as you can fit on it
Anonymous
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>>18565478 WE'LL MISS YOU KUSHEN BRINGER OF FREEDOM
HAIL MURRICA
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18565482 chimp
>>18565484 >>18565485 >>18565486 >>18565489 >>18565490 team
by the way chimp the magmortar outspeeds some neat things at +1 and don't forget to switch it into w-o-w and sleeps
Anonymous
>>18565503 oh, it looks like it's just max speed base 100's
that's pretty lame
Anonymous
>>18565519 base 100 is kind of where the meta is standing at actually - salamence, garchomp, charizard all sit at that tier for example (chomp is base speed 102). at 110, you have espeon, gengar, starmie and so on.
Anonymous
>>18565533 I thought that I EVed it to beat 111s like max speed Scrafty and Rampardos at +1, since that's where the really frail stuff is
He doesn't really threaten any dragons without HP Ice, and they can probably live through it anyway if it's unboosted
Anonymous
>>18565556 He'll also lose the speed check to Landorus, who is another HP Ice target
I bet you'll even fight one next match, champ, if you read this
Sorry
Anonymous
Why is it that night time chimps always take forever to make teams?
predonkers !!7eFt0pZCHZH
predonkers !!7eFt0pZCHZH
Anonymous
>>18565586 usually cuz they're new
predonkers !!7eFt0pZCHZH
Kushen !!otxV2khN7ad
Anonymous
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>>18565578 so it was a gliscor instead
and unsurprisingly
252+ SpA Magmortar Hidden Power Ice vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Gliscor: 356-420 (100.5 - 118.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO
sorry again champ
predonkers !!7eFt0pZCHZH
predonkers !!7eFt0pZCHZH
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18565786 The Pokemon you think best represents Kaiba, nicknamed "Kaiba"
Anonymous
Anonymous
Platypus !bHlcqgsOXY
I am become chimp.
Anonymous
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>>18565786 Vaporeon named Sexy Paws
:3
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>18565809 that sounds like reshiram, the blue-eyes white dragon
Anonymous
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>>18565790 Drek>>18565807 Muh suckersub>>18565809 Obv a Dragon>>18565810 Dux>>18565811 Balk for the Balk Totem>>18565812 How NU are you? Anonymous
Hydreigon would work well for the Kaiba suggestion
predonkers !!7eFt0pZCHZH
Anonymous
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>>18565859 >not blue eye white dragon Reshiram and go for uber faggot
Anonymous
predonkers !!7eFt0pZCHZH
Anonymous
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champ fucked up shrekle but it's okay since the opponent was a moron
predonkers !!7eFt0pZCHZH
Anonymous
How can you say that this is a skill based game, when mechanics truly dependent on RNG exist? ex: status conditions, crits
Anonymous
predonkers !!7eFt0pZCHZH
predonkers !!7eFt0pZCHZH
predonkers !!7eFt0pZCHZH
predonkers !!7eFt0pZCHZH
predonkers !!7eFt0pZCHZH
Anonymous
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in honor of yet another shrekle win
predonkers !!7eFt0pZCHZH
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>>18566160 NEW CHIMPUUUU!!!!!!!
Anonymous
any stage one pokemon, when it knocks out a pokemon, evolve it.
champoo !!fL7SQE43c1q
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18566220 welp re this one
Anonymous
A TOP OU POKEMON
Anonymous
>>18566227 BEST WAIFU (LILIGAN)
Anonymous
Rabbi Goldstein (Level 2 Probopass kek)
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>Use a random Pokemon generator >Slap some sets onto them >Played three games with it so far >All three times, it's crashed.
champoo !!fL7SQE43c1q
champoo !!fL7SQE43c1q
Anonymous
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>tfw free porygon 2
Anonymous
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Porygon upgrade incoming
champoo !!fL7SQE43c1q
champoo !!fL7SQE43c1q
Anonymous
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>>18566364 lel he trolled us guys :3
Anonymous
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>>18566406 OP, Porygon knocked out 2, Pretty sure you can evolve it now
champoo !!fL7SQE43c1q
champoo !!fL7SQE43c1q
champoo !!fL7SQE43c1q
champoo !!fL7SQE43c1q
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that was sort of fun
Rox¡e !GHp/dogars
Hand it over or get DOGARS.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Mew
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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level 2 probopass
Anonymous
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A button dragon with a choice band or specs
Anonymous
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Mega Banette careful nature
Rox¡e !GHp/dogars
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Alright, LET'S ROCK
Not sure if I got the Good Goy strat down but whatever
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-100586320 Rox¡e !GHp/dogars
Rox¡e !GHp/dogars
Sorry for this, but new champ, I apparently need to get ready to leave
Anonymous
wolfgang mojang !rGN5BpqDo2
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
The nat dex number of your most hated pokemon, divided by 2 then reversed.
Anonymous
>>18566726 water/ground type named ulc
Anonymous
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>>18566726 rotom-f with baloon
Anonymous
wolfgang mojang !rGN5BpqDo2
>>18566733 keldeo a shit, but that's an odd number.
what do?
Anonymous
wolfgang mojang !rGN5BpqDo2
wolfgang mojang !rGN5BpqDo2
wolfgang mojang !rGN5BpqDo2
wolfgang mojang !rGN5BpqDo2
wolfgang mojang !rGN5BpqDo2
wolfgang mojang !rGN5BpqDo2
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>18566895 I'll make it. Give me a second.
wolfgang mojang !rGN5BpqDo2
wolfgang mojang !rGN5BpqDo2
