If anyone's a Pokémon Master, it's me. I've religiously played every Gen of main series games (and then some!), been to every region (except Hoenn, fuck you Hoennbabies) got loads of event Pokémon, and have multiple boxes full of fully EV trained (and often IV bred), ready-for-competitive-battle Pokémon. Pokémon that I've actually trained, mind you - none of that Pokegen hack bullshit. I casually use the Elite Four and the Champion to bring my newborn EV trained Pokémon from 1 to 50, almost like I'm manufacturing them.

I would wager that many on this lovely board can say the same for themselves.

So, what is a Pokémon Master, /vp/? Take a look in the mirror and seriously ask yourself if you measure up. I'd say that I, and many of you, do.