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Anonymous Fri 21 Mar 2014 19:08:35 No.18582091 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>18582148 >>18585227 >>18585380 >>18585571 >>18586013 >>18586857

Think of any Pokemon.
Got it?

You and that Pokemon are now eating at a very fancy restaurant. How would this work out?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Mar 2014 19:10:25 No.18582106 Report

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>Froakie

A Kalosian Delicacy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Mar 2014 19:10:47 No.18582107 Report

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>Gardevoir

No, you dumb bitch, you don't eat on the floor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Mar 2014 19:12:18 No.18582119 Report

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>Charizard

Bro would even pick up the tab and burn it [/spoilr]

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Anonymous Fri 21 Mar 2014 19:12:34 No.18582120 Report

Quoted By: >>18582223

pretty good actually

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Anonymous Fri 21 Mar 2014 19:13:07 No.18582125 Report

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i knew it was worthed saving for a good reason

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Mar 2014 19:15:55 No.18582148 Report

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>>18582091
>Skiddo.
The Skiddo that belongs to restaurant falls in love with mine, while those two are off fucking everyone dies of starvation waiting on their fromagé made from Skiddo milk. The ones that were eating die due to that one annoying prick, you know the one, who sends his Tyranitar in a restaurant contaminating their meal with Rockzilla aids.

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Anonymous Fri 21 Mar 2014 19:18:06 No.18582167 Report

Quoted By: >>18585005 >>18586880

>Tyranitar

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Anonymous Fri 21 Mar 2014 19:20:00 No.18582192 Report

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>Serperior

I'm more worried that I'd be out of place

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Anonymous Fri 21 Mar 2014 19:20:20 No.18582195 Report

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>pangoro
i'm i on a date with my husbando?

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Anonymous Fri 21 Mar 2014 19:21:37 No.18582212 Report

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>mawile
sounds like a perfect date

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Mar 2014 19:23:00 No.18582223 Report

Quoted By: >>18585349

>>18582120
She's gonna cry once she finds out your life span.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Mar 2014 19:23:19 No.18582227 Report

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>tyrantrum
might as well feed him waiters,waitress and chefs maybe even some of the customers because the itty bitty food is not going to satisfied him.

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Anonymous Fri 21 Mar 2014 19:24:25 No.18582236 Report

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Clefable. She could handle herself in a dignified manner i'm sure.

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Anonymous Fri 21 Mar 2014 19:25:01 No.18582245 Report

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This will not end well.

I suppose I could order the waiters themselves....

Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE

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Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Fri 21 Mar 2014 19:43:54 No.18582476 Report

Quoted By: >>18582568

>Diglett

Good, good. It has no arms, it doesn't like being in the sunlight, and we might need a high chair or go to one of those places where sitting on the floor is the norm.
I love you, Diglett, but I don't think dinner dates are for us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Mar 2014 19:50:24 No.18582568 Report

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>>18582476
>Shedinja

...Are you guys trying to make me sad over here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Mar 2014 19:52:39 No.18582598 Report

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>Kyogre

Well, gee, thanks.
I sure wanted my beef soaked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Mar 2014 19:54:16 No.18582608 Report

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>Snorlax

Oh god no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Mar 2014 19:55:00 No.18582618 Report

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> Scizor
It can chop up and cut some of my meals, which is neat. Better make sure nothing's too hot for it, since you know, 4x Fire weak and all.

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Anonymous Fri 21 Mar 2014 19:55:23 No.18582626 Report

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Dammit, I hate mexican food.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Mar 2014 19:57:31 No.18582647 Report

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Metageoss... Hmmmmm duno how this would work out...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Mar 2014 22:56:05 No.18584538 Report

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>sableye

Not too badly. I just have to keep an eye on him in case of any shenanigans.

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Anonymous Fri 21 Mar 2014 23:35:34 No.18584907 Report

Quoted By: >>18586971

>Me and Feraligatr go to a new fancy restaurant
>He's too tall to fit through the door,being 7 feet high and all
>We're seated at our table,and he accidentally snaps it in half because of sheer force
>We've been waiting for a while now,so Feraligatr is getting pretty tired
>He claws someone in the face every time he stretches because of his huge stronk arms
>We finally get our food,and he stares at it with the look of a deranged killer in his eyes
>He performs a perfect death roll on the plate,viciously eviserating into a fine mush with shards of glass poking out of it
>The death roll also obliterates several nearby tables and fatally wounds two dozen patrons
>that's the last time me and Feraligatr eat out

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Mar 2014 23:41:42 No.18584964 Report

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>Tyrantrum
Hmmmm....I don't think we'll be coming back to Le Wow anytime soon.
That, and killing the owner probably didn't help.

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Anonymous Fri 21 Mar 2014 23:46:24 No.18585005 Report

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>>18582167

>A sandstorm suddenly erupts in the parking lot. After 5 minutes, it abruptly ends, and we sit down at the table.

We'll have the rack of lamb, please.
>RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR.
Make that two. What do you want to drink?
>RAAAARTAAAAAR.
We'll split a bottle of the bordeaux. Side salad?
>Rar,

Lamb comes out a little dry, but is seasoned perfectly. Wine is a good year. Pretty good overall.

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Anonymous Fri 21 Mar 2014 23:49:07 No.18585027 Report

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It'll have trouble picking up the cutlery, Knock Off all the dishes from the table and eat the Leftovers from the floor. Other than that, works out pretty good.

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Anonymous Fri 21 Mar 2014 23:49:19 No.18585033 Report

Quoted By: >>18585207

either get refused service or moved to smoking section

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 00:06:14 No.18585207 Report

Quoted By: >>18587391

>>18585033
>Going in a resturant with Koffing
>you sit down and wait, and wait, and wait...
>get pissed off and go reclaim
>while doing that you notice the ensign of the bloody place
>it says: "Verslisify Restaurant"
>Leaves immediately

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 00:07:43 No.18585218 Report

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>furret
um ok

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 00:08:26 No.18585227 Report

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>>18582091
Vivillon stop it. No, quit-... just-... You're blowing all the tables and shit everywhere! Fucking... Just land!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 00:13:04 No.18585280 Report

Quoted By: >>18585303 >>18585345 >>18585958

>Gallade

The both of us feel awkward because it's weird as shit for two dudes who aren't business partners, organized crime members, or salespeople to be eating a high class meal at a sit-down restaurant together.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 00:14:18 No.18585303 Report

Quoted By: >>18585360

>>18585280

Oh, and the one fat fujoshi landwhale eating with her well-to-do parents keeps sneaking us glances and giggling because she's a fucking spergburger who immediately assumes we're some sort of gay couple.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 00:17:14 No.18585345 Report

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>>18585280
That would only be awkward because you can't talk about anything.

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Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 00:17:31 No.18585349 Report

Quoted By:

>>18582223
she already has

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 00:18:30 No.18585360 Report

Quoted By:

>>18585303
but is she wrong?

anyway, i picked gourgeist. some kind of pumpkin noodles?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 00:19:59 No.18585380 Report

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>>18582091
Oh, just fine. After we're done eating a fancy meal, we can move over somewhere private and gently make out with Spritzee.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 00:20:49 No.18585389 Report

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>Aggron
MASTER I SHIT IN YOUR FOOD

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Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 00:22:30 No.18585406 Report

Quoted By: >>18585615

>Salamence
Something tells me I won't be back at the restaurant ever again.

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Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 00:25:09 No.18585434 Report

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I just imagine gligar flying around the restaurant and annoying waiters

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Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 00:31:13 No.18585483 Report

Quoted By: >>18585615

Oh, oh god no. NO STOP. DON'T RUN YOU'LL MAKE IT ANGRIER. HYDREIGON STOP. NO OFFICER JENNY. STOP. YOUR BULLETS WONT DO ANYTHING. YOU'RE MAKING THINGS WORSE.

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Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 00:38:52 No.18585571 Report

Quoted By: >>18585615

>>18582091
Goodra.

We're in a french restaurant. They have Escargot on the menu. I don't want it, but the Goodra does. Little does he know if he eats it, That will technically make him a cannibal of some sort. The Goodra begins to shake me, begging me for it. I look at the price, It's bloody expensive like all french food. The Goodra starts crying like a little babby. Flailing his long antennae around drenching the table in his goo. Great, Now I have to pay for the damage he's caused. You know what? Fuck it. I'll just buy it to shut him up. The Goodra will have to learn the hard way that what he is eating, is really part of his own species. He's already done enough damage as it is. I'll punish him when I get home.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 00:43:05 No.18585615 Report

Quoted By: >>18585712

>>18585483
>>18585571
>>18585406
I guess there's a lesson in all this: DON'T BRING ANY DRAGON TYPES TO A FANCY RESTAURANT!

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Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 00:43:20 No.18585619 Report

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Thanks for the outbreak of parasitic mushrooms,Parasect
I just couldn't get enough of The Last of Us,y'know?

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Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 00:45:24 No.18585644 Report

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>Liepard

It's pretty poised, it eats a way overpriced fish dinner. Have to keep an eye on it so it doesn't go playing any tricks on the waiters by falling out of sight. Everything goes decently well.

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Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 00:48:56 No.18585712 Report

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>>18585615

Everyone ends up in the hospital because this nigga will go swim in those damn nice toilets and spew poison at any one who enters the bathroom

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Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 01:10:12 No.18585958 Report

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>>18585280

>At the restaurant

>With Gallade

>Mutually awkward

Why would that be so? He is possibly one of the most well-behaved Pokemon in existence.

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Pink 0748 - 2458 - 8415 <Braixien, magmar, pyroar> Sat 22 Mar 2014 01:14:57 No.18586001 Report

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I can just push some food into þe hollow in its back, and I'll clean it out later, I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 01:16:00 No.18586013 Report

Quoted By:

>>18582091
>Roserade

>tfw no hands

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 01:29:17 No.18586181 Report

Quoted By:

Togepi

If the service is slow I can just eat him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 02:18:57 No.18586857 Report

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>>18582091
When I first read that, I thought it was "You are eating that pokemon"

I was going to say, I'm probably breaking my teeth or drinking molten steel, since mawile

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 02:20:56 No.18586880 Report

Quoted By:

>>18582167
Anybody have that screencap or archive link of that Le Wow battle thread? I feel like chuckling again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 02:27:35 No.18586971 Report

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>>18584907
>Feraligatr
>sheer force
nice try nerd

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Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 03:05:20 No.18587391 Report

Quoted By: >>18588539

>>18585207
What the fuck is this even supposed to mean?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 04:49:57 No.18588539 Report

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>>18587391
Do you even smogon?

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