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>Team Aqua
*Lunatics who want to drown livable land just for muh fishes
*Masochists with a trumpet fetish
*Were molested by Tentacools when they were kids
*Uniforms are baggy pants, prison shirts and bandanas, members are obviously escaped ex-cons
*Leader is a fag, obviously also a criminal scumbag by trade
>Team Magma
*Wants to increase the landmass off Hoenn to create cheaper livable land for Pokémon and men alike
*Uniforms are comfy looking hoodies that make you look like a nice teddy bear
*Leader is just doing what's needed to help the people
Team Aqua a shit