CHOOSE YOUR MEW, CHAMP:
YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD
Item: Red Card
Moves:
Transform
Roost
Substitute
Recycle
EVs: HP and Speed investment reccomended. HP for bulk, better subs, better roosts, and its the only stat that doesn't change with Transform. Speed since you want to be able to Red Card Recycle, Roost or Sub when a potential threat comes out. Also, so you can Transform into a good opponent before the Red Card is set-off. Subs can stop that happening early. Hazard setters help.
Notes: Whole name won't fit. You can fit in "YOU ACTIVATED MY", though, so you could use that, and say the rest.
You, but better
Transform
Metronome
Me First
Reflect Type/Mimic
Mew:
Item: Leppa Berry, if using Recycle. Anything else otherwise.
Ancient Power
Silver Wind
Ominous Wind
Recycle/Roost/Hypnosis/Nasty Plot
Self-Aborting Fetus:
Explosion
Dragon Tail
Pain Split/Drain Punch
Transform/U-Turn/Stealth Rock
Stop hitting yourself :P
Swagger
Psych Up
Foul Play
Drain Punch
Show me your moves!
Item: Choice Scarf
Trick/Switcheroo
Block/Whirlpool/Infestation
Any two of: Torment, Taunt, and Roost.
Mew
Gravity
Dynamicpunch/Hypnosis/Will-o-Wisp
Zap Cannon/Hypnosis/Will-o-Wisp
Hypnosis/Will-o-Wisp
Hypnosis/Will-o-Wisp
(Any unspecified stuff about a set is Champ's Choice, the only exception being obviously that the species is Mew.)
>never ershoev
Agreed, Captcha. NEVER ershoev