Yet another one is comming! In tonight's show I'll give away 100lvl 5IV Modest Jolteon it's totally legit, kalosborn, full EVs, I'm the OT. It's not clonned, genned, hacked or whatnot.

>Oh sir, that souds great, what do I do to get one?
It's simple! This time I just want you to write down the reason why I should give it to /you/. I'll pick my personal favourite after some time.

Bonus points for drawing DG's logo, it will definitely happen again and again, with various pokemon.
Also! Posts ending with 25 get Battle Maison item of your own choosing. Don't forget your Friend Codes and IGN's!