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Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 21:52:10 No.18632057 View View Reply Original Report

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ITT: Think of a Pokemon
Got it?
You are now being chased by an angry horde of that Pokemon. The item to your left is your only defense. How fucked are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 21:53:50 No.18632070 Report

Quoted By: >>18632295 >>18634435

>Macargo
>A Glass of water

not even death can save me now

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 21:59:19 No.18632117 Report

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>>18632057
>horde of crobat
>defending with a 3dsxl

I won't try to run, those are my favorite pokémon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 21:59:19 No.18632118 Report

Quoted By: >>18635816

>goomy
>a sock

Uh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 22:00:11 No.18632126 Report

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>Scizor
>My Blanket
Welp. Bye world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 22:03:04 No.18632149 Report

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>Aegislash
>nothing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 22:04:26 No.18632163 Report

Quoted By: >>18635816

>Metagross
A printer.

I challenge them to print something out of it.
Considering how this thing works I have about an hour to haul ass.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 22:07:20 No.18632199 Report

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>>18632057
>shellder

uh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 22:10:31 No.18632250 Report

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>seadra
>a roll of toilet paper
help me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 22:11:52 No.18632265 Report

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>Talonflame
A cup.

Welp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 22:12:20 No.18632271 Report

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Why is Misty perfect

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 22:13:50 No.18632295 Report

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>>18632070
>dat 4x weakness
Its like you're not being chased by a faggotload of grimer with a remote in your dominant hand

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 22:14:12 No.18632303 Report

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>>18632057
>Cryogonal
>Hot coffee

So can I use Scald

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 22:17:24 No.18632345 Report

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>>18632057
>psyduck
>guitar
Not sure if fucked

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 22:18:30 No.18632358 Report

Quoted By: >>18632937 >>18635195

magikarp, My bowl of tuna fish.

being stuck in bed with mono sucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 22:25:01 No.18632417 Report

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>Gardevoir
>Empty can of Pringles
I dunno

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 22:27:06 No.18632442 Report

Quoted By:

>>18632057
>Gothitelle
>A wall

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 22:30:31 No.18632484 Report

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>>18632057
>Mismagius
>A dresser

AAAAH! MY SOOOOUL!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 22:31:29 No.18632496 Report

Quoted By: >>18632635 >>18635816

>Dunsparce
>20ga shotgun
All that matters now is whether I can bring myself to hurt one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 22:33:44 No.18632527 Report

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>>18632057
>Porygon-Z
>A keyboard

Ha, I'll delete their asses before they reach me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 22:34:16 No.18632537 Report

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Ghastly, a pillow, i done goofed. dis gonna be scary

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 22:36:04 No.18632560 Report

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>Meloetta
>A 1970 Dodge Charger Dayton Hot Wheels model

What did I do to piss off a bunch of Meloetta in the first place?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 22:41:31 No.18632618 Report

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>Rape Ape
>hot cup of coffee

t-that's like scald, right?
I'm fucked

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 22:43:44 No.18632635 Report

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>>18632496
Don't you fucking dare, anon. unless they start flying at you

Anyways,
>eevee
>printer
shit would've been fucking cash if it was anything but a printer

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 22:43:54 No.18632638 Report

Quoted By: >>18632871

>Mamoswine
>dildo
I'm fucked

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 22:44:26 No.18632648 Report

Quoted By: >>18632786

>Golurk
And I'm leaning against the wall with my left. Oh shit...I'm dead

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 22:53:02 No.18632786 Report

Quoted By: >>18632907

>>18632648
BE A MAN, ANON. THROW THAT FUCKING WALL AT GOLURK

>giratina
nothing matters in life anymore

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 22:57:06 No.18632847 Report

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>A pillow

Wait a minute. A hoard, that is five Genesect. I know. Femtwo will come and save me!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 22:58:38 No.18632865 Report

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>Maractus
>Kuroyukihime figma

I don't know what'll kill me first, their over bearing adorableness or their huge spikes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 22:58:56 No.18632871 Report

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>>18632638
In more ways than one, I'm guessing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 23:01:00 No.18632896 Report

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deoxys speed

i cant even run away : (

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 23:01:29 No.18632907 Report

Quoted By:

>>18632786
BUT I'M NOT WALACE TO WALL THEM. ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 23:04:29 No.18632929 Report

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ITT: Think of a Pokémon.™
Got it?

You are now thinking of that Pokémon™!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 23:04:45 No.18632933 Report

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>typhlosion
>a paper towel
i've been training for this moment all of my life.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 23:05:00 No.18632937 Report

Quoted By: >>18632991 >>18633799

>>18632358
i dont have mono but im sick as fuck
happy sick day heres a thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 23:08:31 No.18632966 Report

Quoted By: >>18635816

>rhyhorn
My ironman suit

sounds pretty good actually.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 23:10:37 No.18632991 Report

Quoted By: >>18633073 >>18635816

>>18632937
>not on the left
still a 10/10 job, anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 23:10:46 No.18632995 Report

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>Mawile
>A Towel
Don't Panic!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 23:12:15 No.18633005 Report

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>Mawile
Item to my left is a hat
Mawile ain't exactly sanic, I'll do fine

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 23:12:24 No.18633007 Report

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>pool cue

Let's fucking go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 23:13:59 No.18633022 Report

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>Wash Rotom
>lighter

I'm fucked.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 23:14:12 No.18633024 Report

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>Voltorb
>A framed picture of Admiral Ackbar.
Looks like I'm gonna be blasting off again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 23:18:19 No.18633071 Report

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>Mawile

I'm on a train filled with people, but I don't think people count...

I could probably outrun the thing, so as long as I don't fight it, I'd probably be ok.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 23:18:26 No.18633073 Report

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>>18632991
thank you anon
i figure today while im bedridden and have drugs all in me im gonna hop around 4chan and draw things randomly

capatcha:and antuMono

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 23:18:41 No.18633075 Report

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You tell me

This a fantastic Moisturizer. It gets rid of wrinkles and makes your skin silky smooth

Nappa !!gw4/lKtnI20

Nappa !!gw4/lKtnI20 Tue 25 Mar 2014 23:18:49 No.18633078 Report

Quoted By: >>18635816

>Cradily
>A bottle of water
Here's hoping no Storm Drain.
Who am I kidding, it can barely walk

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 23:22:26 No.18633122 Report

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>Electrodes
>A piece of paper
rest in rip in peace

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 23:27:11 No.18633168 Report

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>Quagsire
>a hat
Oh well, they can't be that angry, dudes are pretty chill. Plus they're kinda slow, I bet I could outrun them.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 23:45:33 No.18633346 Report

Quoted By: >>18635816

>Throwing knives
B-but I don't want to hurt them ;_;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 00:33:15 No.18633799 Report

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>Shroomish
...Alrighty, then.

>>18632937
Oh damn. That is good.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 00:35:25 No.18633835 Report

Quoted By:

>>18632057
>Ursaring
>Fish sticks

I think i'll be fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 00:37:24 No.18633858 Report

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>>18632057
>spheal
>lamp

They won't stay angry for long. I'm about to own a hoard of spheal who will happily stay in my pokeballs and we will live happily ever after

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 00:41:00 No.18633900 Report

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>Spinarak
>blocknotes
Considering how slow they are, I should be fine.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 00:42:36 No.18633915 Report

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croagunk, and a bathtub.
if I could pick it up maybe I can swing it.
for what it's worth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 00:46:43 No.18633944 Report

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>Malamar
>my friend's hat
Welp, it was nice not knowing you all!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 00:53:28 No.18634016 Report

Quoted By: >>18634063

>Mega Garchomp
>a wall, no seriously, the only thing left of my desktop is a wall.

Well my ass is fucked six ways to Sunday by a landjetsharkdragon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 00:56:58 No.18634059 Report

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>Umbreon
>spoons

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 00:57:32 No.18634063 Report

Quoted By: >>18634499

>>18634016
Get a saw

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 01:03:17 No.18634128 Report

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>Dragonite
>ice water
Perfect

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 01:08:13 No.18634189 Report

Quoted By:

Fighting off Bidoofs with my 3DS.
If it wasn't XL I'd be fucked

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 01:24:01 No.18634435 Report

Quoted By:

>>18632070
>Darumaka
>Cell phone
I could call the police and try to keep running or hide. The fire is a problem though, but I think I might survive

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 01:28:24 No.18634499 Report

Quoted By:

>>18634063
What good is Saw going to do, they resist rock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 01:33:41 No.18634571 Report

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>Scraggy
eh, they'd just trip on their pants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 01:34:15 No.18634582 Report

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>Spheal
>A book on Tchaikovsky

>read book to them
>they start crying
>life saved
>keep one as a pet

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 01:42:47 No.18634702 Report

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OP, why do you think anybody in this thread would have an object to their left that would actually be useful in fending off a Pokemon? That said,

>Nuzleaf
>Empty water bottle

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 01:45:16 No.18634741 Report

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My only defense is a book. God help me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 01:47:20 No.18634766 Report

Quoted By: >>18635816

>beedrill
>bong

smoke 'em out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 01:51:36 No.18634814 Report

Quoted By: >>18635274

>Vivillon
>A blanket

They're only good with sleep powder. I use the blanket to blow the sleep powder back at them and then flee

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 01:52:05 No.18634823 Report

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>Primeape
>A Peterbuilt tire

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 01:54:40 No.18634855 Report

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>Umbreon
>Calculator
I'll just show them math equations until they get bored and fall asleep, then I'll run.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 02:13:40 No.18635110 Report

Quoted By: >>18635169

>Electivire
>A wall

Oh shit I'm gonna be raped

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 02:14:43 No.18635122 Report

Quoted By:

>Ditto
>Coffee

Well I can run really fast I guess

5215-0396-0068

5215-0396-0068 Wed 26 Mar 2014 02:16:29 No.18635147 Report

Quoted By:

>>18632057
caterpie-- pellet stove. Well then..

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 02:18:17 No.18635169 Report

Quoted By:

>>18635110
Wall would be ground type in most cases, you're fine

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 02:18:43 No.18635171 Report

Quoted By:

>>18632057
>tauros
>an empty can of lysol
GET SOME MUTHERFUCKERS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 02:19:31 No.18635188 Report

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>>18632057
>A horde of angry Steelix
>Molecular Cell Biology, Seventh Editon. By Lodish et al.
Well, I guess I can outrun for a little while.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 02:19:59 No.18635195 Report

Quoted By:

>>18632358
>tfw no gf to get mono from

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 02:22:19 No.18635247 Report

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>Munna
>my phone
time to hug and take pictures

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 02:22:48 No.18635250 Report

Quoted By:

>>18632057
>Misdreavus
>my dog
H-he has Scrappy, so he can hit ghosts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 02:23:23 No.18635259 Report

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>Hawlucha
>nothing of significance
It seems that my survival depends entirely upon the WILLPOWER of my FISTS and my RESOLVE for GLORY!

I die since I probably have the elemental attributes of a Dark/Normal type, BUT WHAT A GLORIOUS DEATH IT IS TO GO DOWN FIGHTING AGAINST SUCH CAPABLE FOES.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 02:24:02 No.18635274 Report

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>>18634814
Dude, they can call on HURRICANES and sound waves that fucking HURT YOU. I think you're fucked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 02:25:25 No.18635287 Report

Quoted By:

>>18632057
>Tyrantrum
>A cup

fucking hell

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 02:51:12 No.18635614 Report

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>>18632057
>Gliscor
>Literally nothing to my left but a wall

I-I'd better hope there's no wind ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 03:05:54 No.18635816 Report

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>>18632118
Dude. Run to your freezer and put ice in there. Stat.
>>18632163
Don't count on it stalling the horde. You can still run, though.
>>18632966
GOD DAMNIT, TONY
>>18632991
I can use the item to --
>have partially filled water bottle to my left
>thought of Rhydon
PERFECT; I can back away from them using it as a deterrent.
>>18633078
They still have extendable dildo tentacles.
>>18633346
>>18632496
Comfort them, then.
>>18634766
PffffffffHaha

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 03:08:38 No.18635852 Report

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Bergmite and I have an incandescent light bulb next to me. Bring it on motherfuckers.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 03:18:58 No.18635984 Report

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>Gardevoir
>AR-15

While I'm torn that I'll be up against my waifu, I don't have a choice. Luckily I was just taking some pics for /k/ and had this next to me...

Even luckier, it's loaded with steel tip ammo. Good thing I thought of a fairy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 03:22:56 No.18636039 Report

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>emolga
>tin of Danish cookies

Flying squirrels love cookies so I think I'll be good

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 03:24:29 No.18636058 Report

Quoted By: >>18636179

>Donovan
>Flashlight

Maybe I can blind some of em and cause a pile up

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 03:31:49 No.18636122 Report

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A shoe

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 03:35:45 No.18636179 Report

Quoted By: >>18636244

>>18636058
Anon, I don't know if that's a Pokemon.
That's my name.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 03:40:25 No.18636244 Report

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>>18636179
Fuck I meant Donphan. I would never blind you Donovan

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 03:44:50 No.18636314 Report

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>Pichu
>paper plates

CHILL OUT NIGGAS I GOT THIS.

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