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Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 00:36:39 No.18633849 View View Reply Original Report

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If you could eat a pokemon, which one would you eat?

I'd eat Togepi.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 00:37:17 No.18633857 Report

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>>18633849
Tauros or Miltank.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 00:38:24 No.18633870 Report

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Vaporeon's cum

arge Hrdon Collide

arge Hrdon Collide Wed 26 Mar 2014 00:38:47 No.18633877 Report

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>>18633849
Torchic nuggets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 00:39:04 No.18633882 Report

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Malamar. I guess it's like squid

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 00:39:31 No.18633886 Report

Quoted By: >>18633899 >>18633941

Farfetch'd was apparently very tasty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 00:40:55 No.18633899 Report

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>>18633886
How you know? Pokedex entry?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 00:41:46 No.18633905 Report

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>>18633899
Yeah I'm pretty sure. Also, analogous to duck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 00:45:05 No.18633931 Report

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A Togekiss sandwich with Simisage leaves on top. I bet it'll taste pretty damn good.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 00:46:16 No.18633939 Report

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Cherubi always looked delicious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 00:46:23 No.18633941 Report

Quoted By: >>18634196

>>18633886
>>18633905
>Yellow: Lives where reedy plants grow. They are rarely seen, so it's thought their numbers are decreasing.
>Crystal: In order to prevent their extinction, more people have made an effort to breed these Pokémon.
Y-You are monster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 01:08:05 No.18634188 Report

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Gogoat. I love goat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 01:08:50 No.18634196 Report

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>>18633941
Hey I never said I'd eat them in bulk.
I'd much rather eat something more exotic, really. Sandile might be tasty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 01:10:47 No.18634223 Report

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Mr. Mime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 01:13:04 No.18634263 Report

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Suicune, it would taste legendary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 01:13:44 No.18634276 Report

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Emboar

Boar meat is a delicacy, and this shit comes pre-heated

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 01:14:08 No.18634282 Report

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Meat AND a fruit salad, all on one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 01:15:40 No.18634309 Report

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I'm sure the French would be all over sligoo and politoed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 01:17:23 No.18634347 Report

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mushroom stuffing :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 01:17:24 No.18634348 Report

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Anyone wanna go Sawbuck huntin'? Make a fine jerky them Sawbuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 01:18:24 No.18634363 Report

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>>18634263
Oh you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 01:18:30 No.18634367 Report

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>>18634347
You mean Foongus stuffing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 01:19:56 No.18634385 Report

Quoted By: >>18634401

I wonder what the hunting laws in Pokemon are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 01:21:27 No.18634401 Report

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>>18634385
I would imagine if you have a permit, it's legal. The early anime had meat, until all the food eventually just dissolved into another type of berry stew.
I think Le Wow had some pokemon foods.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 01:23:51 No.18634431 Report

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>>18634401
>All those dub lines about Ash wanting to eat hamburgers
>4Kids added lines advocating Tauros murder

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 01:24:21 No.18634440 Report

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>>18634401
Do you think they allow trap hunting?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 01:24:39 No.18634447 Report

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Grumpig bacon. Pignite and Emboar would probably have a spicier taste in comparison.

Or sushi made with Krabby meat. Does eating the fruit that grows off of Tropius count as "eating" the pokemon itself?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 01:26:01 No.18634466 Report

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>>18634263
I was expecting "juicy" or shit like that. 10/10

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 01:28:09 No.18634495 Report

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>Salisbury steak
>minced beef

Made from what?

Brandon 4098-3971-0509

Brandon 4098-3971-0509 Wed 26 Mar 2014 01:31:57 No.18634547 Report

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>>18634440

hehehehheheheheheheh

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 01:32:36 No.18634558 Report

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>>18634440
Maybe? I don't know if you could get a pokemon in a trap, when they can take hyper beams to the face.

Sommunist 3282-2427-1399 [Dark: Nuzleaf, Crawdaunt, Sableye]

Sommunist 3282-2427-1399 [Dark: Nuzleaf, Crawdaunt, Sableye] Wed 26 Mar 2014 01:32:52 No.18634561 Report

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>>18634495
I think the restaurants in the game make mention of Tauros steak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 01:33:54 No.18634574 Report

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>>18634558
Traps don't usually kill large game animals either, they well, trap them, and make so they can't move.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 01:37:53 No.18634636 Report

Quoted By: >>18634668

>>18634574
Yeah, I guess then you're right.
Still hard to imagine killing a pokemon like regular animals. Maybe they do a lethal injection of sorts?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 01:40:22 No.18634668 Report

Quoted By: >>18634716

>>18634636
Well first you have to make them faint, then you kill them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 01:43:34 No.18634716 Report

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>>18634668
>inb4 Peta and killing pokemon while they're fainted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 01:46:09 No.18634749 Report

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Steamed Crawdaunt with a side dish of spitroasted Swanna.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 02:05:38 No.18635002 Report

Quoted By: >>18635015

Step 1: Breed Magikarp en masse (fastest hatch rate)
Step 2: Use radio-evolution waves to evolve Magikarp with minimal energy investment (large initial investment in radio tower, inexpensive operation costs)
Step 3: Kill and butcher the massive Gyarados for meat

I think this plan sounds profitable. A few dozen workers could feed a city.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 02:06:49 No.18635015 Report

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>>18635002
>Tfw the champion shuts down your buisness on account of getting funding from Team Rocket.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 02:11:15 No.18635076 Report

Quoted By: >>18635096 >>18635277

slowpoke tail

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 02:12:51 No.18635096 Report

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>>18635076
this

Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE

Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Wed 26 Mar 2014 02:22:09 No.18635242 Report

Quoted By: >>18635268 >>18638276

Deerling / Sawsbuck, one each season.

Then I can use the pelts / "antlers" for decoration in order to be extra resourceful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 02:23:52 No.18635268 Report

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>>18635242
You better not be throwing away that organ meat. And don't forget about the bones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 02:24:11 No.18635277 Report

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>>18635076
I don't know why I never thought of that.

Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE

Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Wed 26 Mar 2014 02:28:46 No.18635327 Report

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>>18635268
I don't really like organ meat, but someone probably might, I guess. I've never had heart before. That would be interesting.

What do you do with just regular old bones, though?

>Theoretically, would other people be upset if they found out you ate a Pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 02:30:47 No.18635345 Report

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Pickled Aerodactyl feet

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 02:30:58 No.18635348 Report

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>>18635327
The marrow man, eat the bone marrow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 02:31:51 No.18635359 Report

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Strawberry audino smoothie

Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE

Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Wed 26 Mar 2014 02:36:10 No.18635416 Report

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>>18635348
Fine.

The Mightyenas will have to get the rest, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 03:10:15 No.18635869 Report

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Arceus, obviously. Who wouldn't want to eat God if given the opportunity?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 03:27:22 No.18636083 Report

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I'd eat Gardevoir hard

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Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 03:31:23 No.18636118 Report

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>>18633939
of course

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 03:31:40 No.18636120 Report

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>Not having a cheeky Gogoat curry

Fuck, that would amazing.

Also a torchic burrito.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 03:32:58 No.18636144 Report

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Doesn't one of the games have Slowpoke tails being eaten?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 03:35:54 No.18636181 Report

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Froakie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT2w2gdSeVg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 04:13:19 No.18636679 Report

Quoted By: >>18636687 >>18637561

>>18634440
Well, you can catch a female machoke, so I'm gonna go with yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 04:14:03 No.18636687 Report

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>>18636679
What's the connection?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 05:55:44 No.18637561 Report

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>>18636679
You clever little fucker

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 06:58:54 No.18638088 Report

Quoted By: >>18638282 >>18638402

Pidgeotto, Psyduck, Krabby, Tauros/Miltank, Farfetch'd, Exeggcute, Seaking, Mareep, Quilfish, Octillery, Wailord, Tropius' fruit, Buneary, Unfezant, Deerling, Bouffalant, Skiddo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 07:16:12 No.18638161 Report

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>tfw when vegetarian

Do you reckon eating a pokemon like Sunflora is technically meat, or is it just a plant?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 07:41:06 No.18638269 Report

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>>18634574
Yeah, but the pokemon could likely just break or cut through the steel chain that keeps the trap in place, especially if we go by old school descriptions with all the retarded shit pokemon were capable of. Or ask a nearby pokemon to do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 07:42:56 No.18638276 Report

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>>18635242
>>18635268
>>18635327
Poor Stantler, forever forgotten.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 07:44:22 No.18638282 Report

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>>18638088
>Qwilfish

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 08:06:17 No.18638402 Report

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>>18638088
>Not eating delicious Kyogre-fin soup

MaraTheRaccoon !!1aHt5Cjso3C

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MaraTheRaccoon !!1aHt5Cjso3C Wed 26 Mar 2014 08:08:22 No.18638408 Report

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Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 10:00:01 No.18638914 Report

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Id eat Goodra out

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