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Cresselia is the best Pokewaifu

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 14:04:05 No.18639910 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>18639995 >>18640158 >>18640162 >>18640191

Cresselia is the best Pokewaifu

>only female (unlike trannyvoir)
>probably smell like a rose garden
>protects you from nightmares
>not a slut

I want to marry a Cresselia

Cresselia is best waifu
Cresselia is best legendary
Cresselia is best Psychic

10/10 would main in every battle

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 14:07:36 No.18639928 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 14:11:13 No.18639961 Report

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Cresselia is such a pure pokemon, I want to breed with her

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 14:11:20 No.18639963 Report

Quoted By: >>18639991

Yeah, too bad about her 3D model.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 14:14:12 No.18639991 Report

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>>18639963
Doesn't change the fact that Cresselia is the cutest pokemon of all pokemons

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 14:14:36 No.18639995 Report

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>>18639910
> not wanting to experience nightmares
> completely harmless way to understand death, pain and fear right
> it is like dangerous adventure but without any actual problems
> always fun and educational in the end

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 14:16:27 No.18640004 Report

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>>18639995
>CRAWWWWLIN IN MUH SKIINNNN
>THIS WOUNNDDD THEY WILLLLL NOT HEALLLL

I thought you were talking about Mismagius, which would've been perfectly okay for me, but no.

Go fuck youself

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 14:18:32 No.18640015 Report

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>>18640004
> Go fuck youself
> being this edgy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 14:20:05 No.18640027 Report

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Best legendary waifu coming through.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 14:23:55 No.18640055 Report

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>>18640027
>fat hips
>animu eyes that attracts weeaboo losers
>thin arm, probably malnourished from not eating anything
>pokemon drawn with 2 colors
>probably had an incest relationship with latios

0/10 would not even bait in safari

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 14:27:41 No.18640086 Report

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>>18640055
Cresselia has even fatter hips. It's so fat that it has tiny little t-rex arms

>having a fat ass waifu

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Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 14:31:05 No.18640104 Report

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>>18640086
>cresselia
>fat hips
>not child bearing hips
>implying she is not capable of giving birth to a healthy offspring

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 14:34:47 No.18640128 Report

Quoted By: >>18640147 >>18640157

I didn't know /vp/ could have as autistic threads as this one

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 14:39:06 No.18640147 Report

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>>18640128
Well, Cresselia IS a female-only pokemon, soo.... :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 14:41:03 No.18640157 Report

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>>18640128
newfriend, this is only the beginning

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 14:41:21 No.18640158 Report

Quoted By: >>18640165 >>18640175

>>18639910
>marrying a fucking duck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 14:42:11 No.18640162 Report

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>>18639910
>Trannyvoir
Humans can be either male or female. Are we trannies?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 14:42:38 No.18640165 Report

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>>18640158
At least it's not a humanoid sexualized Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 14:44:01 No.18640170 Report

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>>18640162
Professor Oak please just shut the fuck up. You can't even remember your grandson's name.

!MEef29nbH6

!MEef29nbH6 Wed 26 Mar 2014 14:45:07 No.18640175 Report

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>>18640158
Nobody chooses their waifu. Why is Golduck so perfect? ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 14:48:27 No.18640191 Report

Quoted By: >>18640201 >>18640205

>>18639910
>not a slut
The entire VGC rapped her last year.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 14:50:51 No.18640201 Report

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>>18640191
Did they have mad skillz?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 14:51:34 No.18640205 Report

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>>18640191
>rapped
Oh no, please stop saying her name in rhymes, it's gonna dirty mai pure waifu ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 15:48:31 No.18640582 Report

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>>18640104
>implying compatible interspecies reproduction
>implying it's not an abomination that will come out
>implying Palmer didn't tried this with his Cresselia resulting in the horrific spawn we came to know as Barry

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