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Reminder that this has always been the best of all three.

1. It was dual typed to begin with.
2. It fucked the first two gyms in the prolapsed anus.
3. In comparison, it had one of the most unique, and well thought out designs than the other two. (You don't even know what the fuck it is, do you?) It's a fucking frog dinosaur nigga.
4. It grows free weed for you to sell to NPC's throughout the game, while your charizard is causing billions in damage every year, and your shitoise is just being a fat fuck, not making any profit.
5. It has always been in OU, can you say the same for stealth rocks, and a blue balding turtle?
6. It got the best Mega evolution, and ability, while Blastoise got the most retarded design with cannons that don't shoot any water out of them.
7. In the Manga, even Red chooses a fucking Bulbasaur. He truly is the master, because he knows what he's doing.
8. Bulbasaur is number 001 in the Dex. Do you know what 1 means? It means it's number 1, how could you all be so blind you gigantic fucking faggots.

Fight me, and prove to me how it isn't better than the others.