THIS WEEK ON THE DUB THAT ONLY BARA FANS WILL WANT TO WATCH...

BEARS.

BEARS.

BEARS.

BEEEEAAAAAAAAARS.

TONS OF FUCKING SAD PORNLESS PANDA BEARS. AND IF YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S HYPE AS FUCK HOLY SHIT WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU.

That's right, this week the Mixels-promoting dub without ratings gets beary serious as Ash and co make their ways deep into a bamboo forest. But of course shit happens, nothing goes right, everyone gets separated, yada yada yada.

BUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT I HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD YOU THE BEST THING ABOUT THIS EPISODE YET, ARE YOU READY? HERE IT COMES, YOU SHOULD GET TOTALLY FUCKING HYPED FOR THIS EPISODE FAGGOT BECAUSE THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE GET TO HEAR PUMPKABOO'S DUB VOICE.

WHAT'S THAT? PUMPKABOO? HURRR DURRR OP YOU MEAN THE DUMB PUMPKIN THING THAT GOES

CHA

CHA

CHA?

YOU BET YOUR DAMN WHITE ASS THAT'S WHAT I MEANT AREN'T YOU HYPED UP THE ASS TO SEE JESSIE CATCH THAT SHIT IN JUST ONE BORING TOSS? NOW SIT THE FUCK DOWN, TURN THAT CHANNEL TO CN, AND GET HYPE FOR SPOOKY PUMPKIN'S VOICE TO BE UTTERED IN GRORIOUS ENGLISH.

GET READY FOR SOME GRATUITOUS ENGLISH DUB ADVENTURES.