HEY YOU
YES YOU, WITH THE NECKBEARD
WHY AREN'T YOU IN HERE?
SO HERE'S WHAT WE DO:
>CHAMP ASKS FOR A NEW TEAM >THE FIRST 6 POKEMON THAT ARE SUGGESTED ARE THEN TRANSFORMED INTO A RAGTAG TEAM OF UNDERDOGS TO FACE THE TERRORS OF OU SMOGONFAGGOTRY >CHAMP ASKS FOR NEW TEAM/CHAMP AFTER GETTING HIS ASS WHOOPED >THE VICIOUS CYCLE CONTINUES MUSIC:
plug.dj/showderp-1/ MEMES:
http://pastebin.com/j8hxAGTx MAN: NOT THE CHAMP !!3EcJjRcbM/l
TOTT:
WHAT ARE YOUR DREAMS, AND WHY ARE YOU HERE INSTEAD OF PURSUING THEM?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
first for shitposting
Skellelington
Quoted By:
second for dragon rage monotype
Anonymous
Quoted By:
4rd for le balanced sash
Doshy
Quoted By:
third for dosh
Anonymous
not the champ !!3EcJjRcbM/l
Doshy
Quoted By:
>>18691988 >Not having wet dreams about money every night EoS !!yU7JH6GAVz0
I would like to formally post a reply to this thread with the intention of extending my offer to the current champ, to whom it concerns, to a fair and ebin OU match.
Chistrian !1uu1cUbnz2
Anonymous
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>>18692003 When champ finish a batle, spam the random ou battle button 10 times, if youre lucky and you face champ, forfeit all other 9 battles.
not the champ !!3EcJjRcbM/l
not the champ !!3EcJjRcbM/l
Anonymous
Anonymous
Mega-garchomp with only dragon rage
Anonymous
Something green that isn't bug, grass, or part of Ralts' evolution line.
Anonymous
Magcargo with Weakness Policy, Weak Armor and Shell Smash
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18692079 You lost to a beaner
Anonymous
Deoxys-speed w/ Sash+Mirror Coat+Counter called "Coldsteel"
Anonymous
Unburden Hawlucha @ Red Card
Skellelington
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Mega Charizard Y with only Dragon Rage
Anonymous
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Sniper Drapion
Anonymous
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Wigglytuff with Cute Charm, T-Wave and Reflect
Quoted By:
ACREATE MAMA (Kangaskhan) (M) @Choice Specs
Lister !aqtboi.yEY
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Me/Specs Sylveon
Doshy
Anonymous
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>>18692163 attract ferrothorn
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18692163 Pancho@Ludicolo
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Skellelington
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18692198 Why would you say that?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>18692253 Nah, Ttar is stupid.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18692166 Shiny Dragonite?
Skellelington
>>18692253 Shiny Ttar has Dragon Rage.
Do it champ.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18692166 Larvitard confirmed
Skellelington
Quoted By:
>>18692275 I mean NORMAL Ttar goddamnit
>>18692267 Stop confusing me.
not the champ !!3EcJjRcbM/l
>>18692275 I'm using normal Ttar
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>18692289 >not politoad :^(
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18692289 >not using dragon rage impeach
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18692289 Why not Zygarde? :^)
not the champ !!3EcJjRcbM/l
Anonymous
>>18692289 you always use smogon shit
Anonymous
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>le dragon rage is ebin :^)
Anonymous
>>18692326 The only other options I saw were garde, politoed, and xatu.
Anonymous
>>18692344 Flygon, Zygarde, Tyranitar, Xatu, Politoed, Gulpin, Electrike, and Tornadus.
Anonymous
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>>18692392 >counting dem bad prevos Oniichan you baka.
not the champ !!3EcJjRcbM/l
not the champ !!3EcJjRcbM/l
not the champ !!3EcJjRcbM/l
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
not the champ !!3EcJjRcbM/l
ManlyButtSecs !iwLgdC1VDo
Anonymous
:^| (Meowstic) (M) @ Choice Specs
Anonymous
If champ is Mister Lister:
Lister !aqtboi.yEY
Me
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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252HP/252DEF/4SPD Garchomp. Give it a rocky helmet and rough skin along with endure. Get things to touch it and the rest is your choice.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
something from space
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18692615 Why not 0 SpAtk too?
Anonymous
>>18692648 No need. 0 AK is to minimize Foul Play damage.
Anonymous
>>18692648 I couldn't think of a reason why, but 0IV in attack makes it that much easier to take Foul Play.
Anonymous
>>18692659 >>18692658 >giving Lister Smogonmons Lister !aqtboi.yEY
>>18692667 I'm not champ silly.
>>18692611 DOSH KING !qVop3RHX7Y
Quoted By:
>>18692667 Lister is a cool guy.
Also he's not the champ.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18692667 >Meowstic >smogonmons It's at least a VGC-mon if you go by their usage.
Anonymous
>>18692671 >>18692616 >If champ is Mister Lister: Lister !aqtboi.yEY
>>18692680 Then why did you quote
>>18692658 and
>>18692659 ?
You need your rest, Anon.
Anonymous
>>18692687 i'm sorry lister-sama ;_;
Anonymous
>>18692693 It's all good hun
ManlyButtSecs !iwLgdC1VDo
Anonymous
>>18692707 I've got you. Anyone who has a problem with Lister has a problem with me, too.
Anonymous
What are your greatest hopes and dreams, showderp?
Anonymous
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>>18692760 To one day leave this place and do something.
Anonymous
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For my suggestions to make it to the great meme-mon pastebin. :^)))
Anonymous
>>18692760 Cute, naked Welsh ladies
Anonymous
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>>18692760 To become the richest man in the world
wait a sec... Anonymous
ManlyButtSecs !iwLgdC1VDo
>>18692715 paraswag aurorus can't even get a proper kill agains mons with no attacks
this gun b gud
NEXT GETTO
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-104528991 Anonymous
what happened to these threads having drama all the time?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18692850 we can make some drama... in bed
not the champ !!3EcJjRcbM/l
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>>18692783 Hey, same.
That or a specific cute Scottish lady that I know.
ManlyButtSecs !iwLgdC1VDo
ManlyButtSecs !iwLgdC1VDo
ManlyButtSecs !iwLgdC1VDo
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18692976 >that entire clusterfuck Anonymous
>>18692787 oh are we posted subtle pictures hinting who we are?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18693117 No, I wanna post boi but I'm spoilering it so straightfags don't get mad.
ManlyButtSecs !iwLgdC1VDo
ManlyButtSecs !iwLgdC1VDo
>>18693173 oke
new
teeaammuu Anonymous
Sylveon @ Leftovers
Anonymous
Doshy
Anonymous
pokemon based on your anime waifu with her name
Anonymous
if manlybuttsecs
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>tfw not a tree (Bonsly) (M) @ Eviolite
Anonymous
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Anyhing, as long as its species, item, and all moves start with the same letter.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
252HP/252DEF/4SPD Garchomp. Give it a rocky helmet and rough skin along with endure. Get things to touch it and the rest is your choice.
Anonymous
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The Pokemon at the front of your party in the last Pokemon game you played. Must be as identical to that Pokemon as possible, all the way down to the IVs if you know the exact spread. You can set its level to 100, and if it doesn't have a nickname in-game give it one.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18693327 deoxys attack choice scarf
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Assault Vest Snorlax
Anonymous
ManlyButtSecs !iwLgdC1VDo
>>18693331 >Mr. Smockle set plz
Anonymous
>>18693371 Contrary Shuckle with Toxic, Shekel Smash, Infestation, Rest
Anonymous
ManlyButtSecs !iwLgdC1VDo
ManlyButtSecs !iwLgdC1VDo
Anonymous
ManlyButtSecs !iwLgdC1VDo
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18693661 god bless neo-derp
I Never Drop The Balls
Anonymous
ManlyButtSecs !iwLgdC1VDo
ManlyButtSecs !iwLgdC1VDo
Anonymous
252HP/252DEF/4SPD Garchomp. Give it a rocky helmet and rough skin along with endure. Get things to touch it and the rest is your choice.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
BoomBurst Chatot
ManlyButtSecs !iwLgdC1VDo
Quoted By:
>>18693787 gee gee for me
NEW CHIMP
buttmouth !plok1nvvfI
Anonymous
Anonymous
Shellder with a generic Shell Smash set
Anonymous
NURSE (Hariyama) (F) @ Leftovers
Anonymous
boost boom (togekiss)
Anonymous
Anonymous
Balky as fug Servine with Gastro Acid
Anonymous
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Chimp (Simisear) @ Lansat Berry
Anonymous
252HP/252DEF/4SPD Garchomp. Give it a rocky helmet and rough skin along with endure. Get things to touch it and the rest is your choice.
Anonymous
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belly drum slurpuff
Anonymous
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Thick fat female snorlax named Laquisha Johnson w/ rest/yawn/sleep talk/metronome
Soviet Hockey !.oxxzM9IWc
Anonymous
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Mega of your choice.
Anonymous
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Wailord named Your Mom with a burn heal
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Shiny physical greninja
Soviet Hockey !.oxxzM9IWc
Anonymous
buttmouth !plok1nvvfI
BigDong !!3AsDvyqUSYl
Quoted By:
>>18693970 Gotta help out where I can
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>18693984 swalot with qualot berry? give it belch?
buttmouth !plok1nvvfI
Anonymous
>>18694032 Best game that I've seen in a while
buttmouth !plok1nvvfI
Anonymous
someone post the reported copypasta so we can report properly
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18694032 >timestalling on a shellderp Anonymous
>>18694185 the best games are the ones where champ is losing cuz of his own retardedness but wins cuz of the /concede or ctrl+w meme xD
good thing that's every game or else i'd be so bored :^)
Anonymous
>>18694208 dude, just stop
Anonymous
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>>18694201 /me has reported **____** for the following reason(s):**Hacking**. If you would like to appeal this report, press **CTRL+W**. Otherwise, your account will be banned in **120 seconds**.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Can someone post the chat commands? i'm a fucking bitch and i only know Spoiler: shit here
Anonymous
>>18694339 /me
``monospac``
**bold**
__italics__
~~crossedout~~
Anonymous
>>18694381 Here's a bib in case you need it.
Anonymous
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>>18694381 >>18694399 thank you very much!
here have a picture of a race track for your troubles
Anonymous
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>>18694399 Nigga I don't see no bib, we on the internet dumb ass.
All I see are dubs, and dubs aint no bib.
Anonymous
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>>18694339 /rooms <player name> for super sanic room switching
Try beating the SANIC LINE.
You can do it m8.
cmun/spoiler] Soviet Hockey !.oxxzM9IWc
buttmouth !plok1nvvfI
Anonymous
Anonymous
is showdown dead for anyone else?
Anonymous
>>18694613 MAYBE YOU JUST NEED TO
*clears le throat*
GET
GUD!
Anonymous
Anonymous
buttmouth !plok1nvvfI
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18694683 *grabs by the throat
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!??!?!!!?!
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18694683 >GET >>18694613 It's laggier than usual.
Anonymous
>>18694701 >:/ >avatarfagging Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
buttmouth !plok1nvvfI
Anonymous
EoS Chimp (Simipour) @ Lansat Berry
vore gidal !D7KwVOQUc6
Anonymous
accupressure mega medicham
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Salamence @ Assault Vest
Anonymous
Wigglytuff with Cute Charm, T-Wave and Reflect
Anonymous
unnerve switcheroo NOMEL PERSIAN
Anonymous
Anonymous
Virizion @ Leftovers
Anonymous
Salamence with Hydro Pump
Anonymous
fagatron !!NON6qmokk5a
Sommunist 3282-2427-1399 [Dark: Nuzleaf, Crawdaunt, Sableye]
Sommunist 3282-2427-1399 [Dark: Nuzleaf, Crawdaunt, Sableye] Mon 31 Mar 2014 02:35:21 No. 18694772 Report >>18694745 Not the chimp, but shiny mega gardevoir for tim
Anonymous
Anonymous
Sommunist 3282-2427-1399 [Dark: Nuzleaf, Crawdaunt, Sableye]
Sommunist 3282-2427-1399 [Dark: Nuzleaf, Crawdaunt, Sableye] Mon 31 Mar 2014 02:36:37 No. 18694785 Report Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18694785 that's not the team you fuck
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18694795 Yeah it is Simipour is a monkey and champ called for a monkey, not a champ god damn you're all retards.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>18694812 You sir just got trolled really hard.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>Salamence has no moves
Anonymous
>>18694824 he mean the moves are chimp's choice
Anonymous
>>18694824 I think he meant champ can decide the 4 moves.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18694830 >>18694835 Then why did he put those dashes there. If I was suggesting Assault Vest Salamence with whatever set, I'd just say Assault Vest Salamence.
Anonymous
>>18694852 Not everyone is you.
Anonymous
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>>18694824 Just give it Dragon Dance. That + AV = no moves.
Anonymous
While waiting I watched a solid 0/10 battle.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18694875 you're autistic
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18694882 Delete system 32
Anonymous
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>>18694852 They wanted chimp to use the given EV spread/nature, probably.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18694882 clear yo cookies
Anonymous
>>18694898 >>18694894 no that breaks compute dumbass
Anonymous
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>tfw can't hear music
Anonymous
>>18694904 How do you know? Have you actually tried?
>>18694900 checked
Anonymous
>>18694904 Just try it, coward.
vore gidal !D7KwVOQUc6
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18694904 Are you retarded? That's what the Geek Squad siggests you first do like 90% of the time.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>18694939 no..
FUCK...
YOOOOUUUU
Anonymous
Hey showderp, I just flew in and I wanted to ask what you're eating if you want.
vore gidal !D7KwVOQUc6
Anonymous
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>>18694932 *grabs by the throat* FUCK OFF??!?
Anonymous
>>18694926 >not using /roomvoice queen of shitposting (btw im a girl) !e0B/JmkayA
queen of shitposting (btw im a girl) !e0B/JmkayA Mon 31 Mar 2014 02:52:58 No. 18694959 Report Dosh King
Anonymous
WHAT FUCK I STILL CANT CONNECT TO SHOWDOWN AGHHGH FUCK
Anonymous
>>18694947 Sausage, mushrooms, onions, and peppers on toast
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18694974 As I said, delete system 32.
EoS !!yU7JH6GAVz0
>>18694959 You sure you aren't free on Monday? I have springbreak going on and I thought you'd like some company.
>>18694969 I personally can't eat cheesecake but I hope you like it, maybe I've been eating the wrong kind of cheese.
>>18694980 Did you cook that yourself? That actually looks pretty nice to eat.
Anonymous
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>>18694996 Yeah, just some leftovers.
Dosh King
>>18694996 I made it myself, if you were curious. I can't stand store bought baked goods. Baking is one of my real-life hobbies, in case anyone was curious.
(polite sage for bottom-barrel blogshit)
Anonymous
So uh.. for the past 2 days now I've been randomly having huge lag spikes every minute or so that no one else seems to be experiencing..
Dosh King
My other hobbies include eating dog dicks XD
Anonymous
>>18695037 Everyone has them. It's Showdown being a shit.
vore gidal !D7KwVOQUc6
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-104586518 >>18694952 >not knowing you can't take over a rated battle >being this new >being this buttblasted Dosh King
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18695049 >me >buttblasted Kill urslef
>>18695056 And you too
DOSH KING !qVop3RHX7Y
>>18695045 Step it up.
try posting without a trip and this is what happens. Thanks, Showderp. Anonymous
EoS !!yU7JH6GAVz0
>>18695037 This is in showderp, right? It happens to all of us, the Smogon server is pretty bogged due to popularity, but I'm sure they'll fix it soon enough.
>>18695031 Cooking is good, I live in a family of cooks and I believe it's a good way for have a healthy family.
Queen of shitposting if it helps even if we can't be together I'd at least want to. :^)
Anonymous
>>18695056 me :3
>>18695046 >>18695069 Are you sure? I've never experienced this before but since Friday night they've been coming around every once and a while. I'll be okay for like a minute and then all of a sudden a huge lag spike for another minute straight with nothing moving or anything. It's not my internet, everything else runs fine.
DOSH KING !qVop3RHX7Y
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18695056 w-why do you ask?
Dosh King
>>18695077 >implying Dick King using a trip Step it up, troll.
EoS !!yU7JH6GAVz0
Quoted By:
>>18695073 Well I don't know your situation personally, and the best offer I can give is that the server itself having issues can be a possibility. I hope this helps.
DOSH KING !qVop3RHX7Y
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18695073 >Are you sure? Yeah. Showdown lag spikes are very common. Check out /uptime, if it's over 12 hours you're guaranteed to get lag spikes.
BigDong !!3AsDvyqUSYl
Quoted By:
Vore Gidal: >tangela
vore gidal !D7KwVOQUc6
vore gidal !D7KwVOQUc6
Anonymous
Chimp (Simipour) @ Lansat Berry
Anonymous
unnerve switcheroo NOMEL PERSIAN
Anonymous
Lister !aqtboi.yEY
Shin Getter Robo
Sommunist 3282-2427-1399 [Dark: Nuzleaf, Crawdaunt, Sableye]
Sommunist 3282-2427-1399 [Dark: Nuzleaf, Crawdaunt, Sableye] Mon 31 Mar 2014 03:23:06 No. 18695303 Report Anonymous
Anonymous
Lister !aqtboi.yEY
Quoted By:
>>18695298 Sucker Punch, Knock Off/Crunch/Night Slash, and Pursuit.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
acupressure maractus
Lister !!3AsDvyqUSYl
Lister !aqtboi.yEY
Anonymous
Lister !!ap3fhc+SgQV
Anonymous
When is the last time you worked out, /showderp/?
Lister !aqtboi.yEY
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>>18695457 >## no monsieur only one # u goof ball
>>18695466 friday
Monsieur !IquoiXhT1w
Lister !aqtboi.yEY
DOSH KING !qVop3RHX7Y
Anonymous
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>>18695466 A few hours ago
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18695466 It's been a month. Fucked up my wrist, was supposed to go to a doctor but the doctor decided to flake out on me.
And this was only doing calisthenics. Basically killed my drive and now I have no will to do even cardio a few times a week. fuck Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18695466 Since I got back from break. My roommate apparently went for a long break and I took full advantage by never leaving my room.
vore gidal !D7KwVOQUc6
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>18695466 If you count beating off, 15 minutes ago.
If not, like a month. Atleast the snow is melting finally and I can start running again.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18695466 This morning, we finally got a new ab thingy
vore gidal !D7KwVOQUc6
vore gidal !D7KwVOQUc6
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18695672 Mega Steel Waifu
vore gidal !D7KwVOQUc6
Anonymous
Deoxys-Speed @ Choice Scarf
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Alomomola
Lister !aqtboi.yEY
ME
Anonymous
female bouffalant named disco waifu
Anonymous
chatot with chatter and boomburst nicknamed after band your favorite band
Anonymous
choice banded zygarde named JUSTICE
wtf man !h/UzkH0/B2
Anonymous
Any eeveelution with only celebrate and last resort
Anonymous
MIXED SCARFED MAX SPEED SMOGON SWORD NAMED FUCK THE METAGAME
le evasion man :^) (btw im a girl)
Quoted By:
assault vest limber ditto
Anonymous
Quoted By:
assault vest beartic
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Mew w/ only transform and metronome
Mummenschanz !zSXxoOezYY
Quoted By:
Me or Harvest Bananabeard
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Sexist Cat (Pyroar) @ Normal Gem
Shin Getter Robo
Anonymous
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naruto best anime (Greninja) @ Life Orb
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>18695745 too fast
how ironic
Anonymous
le evasion man :^) (btw im a girl)
le evasion man :^) (btw im a girl)
Lister !aqtboi.yEY
I'm allowed to skip Ubers suggestions.. right?
wtf man !h/UzkH0/B2
Quoted By:
>>18695752 typo this was meant to be deo s
get creative with set please
Anonymous
Lister !aqtboi.yEY
Anonymous
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>>18695792 Y'know, ubers is easier than OU because of the amount of idiots who play in it.
Anonymous
