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Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 00:36:36 No.18705030 View View Reply Original Report

So, I'm setting up a team of waifu mons for shits and giggles on showdown, maybe raising one in game because fuck it. And then the thought occurred to me, is there a Gen 1 waifu mon other than Jynx? Because seriously, fuck that thing.

Just, in terms of opinion, what are some candidates for a Gen 1 waifumon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 00:38:05 No.18705048 Report

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Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 00:40:38 No.18705074 Report

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>Vileplume
>Nidoqueen
>Jynx

Come to mind.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 00:40:53 No.18705075 Report

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>>18705030
Jynx is sort of the waifu mon of the generation, as every odd numbered gen has a humanoid psychic waifu.
You might be able to pass clefable though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 00:40:54 No.18705077 Report

Quoted By: >>18705113 >>18705129

suuuuuure...just for shits and giggles, nothing else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 00:44:50 No.18705113 Report

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>>18705077
>mfw don't fap and have never fapped
It's honestly just so people can can get butt-hurt for losing to a gimmicky team

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 00:45:25 No.18705122 Report

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>Dat baby
She is obviously fertile~

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 00:46:12 No.18705129 Report

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>>18705077
A true waifufag remains loyal. Only scum among scum use a whole team of "their waifus".

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 00:49:25 No.18705158 Report

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Vaporeon tends to be a feminine favourite. The Nidoran-F, Clefairy, Vulpix, Ponyta and Dratini lines are pretty girly as well. Lapras? But none of these are overly humanoid if that's what you mean by a waifumon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 00:50:17 No.18705167 Report

Quoted By: >>18705383 >>18705456

>>18705113
>never fapped

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 00:54:53 No.18705205 Report

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>>18705113
>never fapped

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 00:56:28 No.18705224 Report

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>>18705113
>never fapped

Ignatz

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Ignatz Tue 01 Apr 2014 00:57:48 No.18705246 Report

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>>18705113
>never fapped

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 00:59:35 No.18705265 Report

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>>18705113
>>never fapped

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 01:02:03 No.18705307 Report

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>>18705113

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 01:03:51 No.18705339 Report

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>>18705113

I try to hide the fact that I fap but come on.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 01:07:26 No.18705383 Report

Quoted By: >>18705479

>>18705167
>>18705205
>>18705246
>>18705307
>>18705339

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 01:08:25 No.18705394 Report

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>>18705113
>never fapped
Unbelievable.

No seriously, I don't believe you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 01:11:51 No.18705431 Report

Quoted By: >>18705456 >>18706090

>>18705113
>never fapped

Well, at least you weren't here back when the board opened, when you were somewhat younger with all those hormones still teeming. You may have ended up like me, where after slowly getting used to the constant bombardment of porn there was back then, had your first fap be to Pokemon porn and it ending up being most of what you fap to.

At first, you're disgusted. Then, you start to tolerate it—I mean, it's not like there's anything you can do to stop it from being posted, so why get your panties in a bunch over it. Then eventually you've gotten so accustomed to it, and know it's supposed to be "erotic", so your brain starts processing it like that too. Partly because you've never really fapped to anything before, so it may not be 100% sure what's supposed to seem erotic to it after having gotten used to this thing that's supposed to be "erotic". Next thing you know, you can't resist anymore, and just go for it.

And so starts the spiral into depravity.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 01:14:10 No.18705456 Report

Quoted By: >>18705469 >>18705637 >>18705849 >>18706278

>>18705167
>>18705205
>>18705224
>>18705246
>>18705265
>>18705307
>>18705339
>>18705394
>>18705431
Come on, I didn't think this would cause that big a stir. I don't fap, it's not a big deal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 01:15:20 No.18705469 Report

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>>18705456
It's a huge deal. 99.97% of males masturbate. You're literally more rare than a shiny Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 01:16:03 No.18705479 Report

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>>18705383
"never fapped" also iicludes anal porn with real human beings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 01:30:25 No.18705637 Report

Quoted By: >>18705753

>>18705456
It is. Masturbate right now, find something that gets your dick hard and masturbate. You know how to, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 01:37:33 No.18705753 Report

Quoted By: >>18705798 >>18705848

>>18705637
Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 01:41:09 No.18705798 Report

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>>18705753
Is good for you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 01:43:53 No.18705834 Report

Quoted By: >>18706141 >>18706229

>>18705798
See here's the problem. That in mind, the idea of fapping would just be work to me, and I wouldn't be able to because then it's not a pleasure, it's something to do for the sake of health.

I don't fap. I just sit and play pokemon with my gf while we watch Buffy and The Office. That's what makes me happy and fine by me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 01:44:51 No.18705848 Report

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>>18705753
Well, it is actually healthy for you, for one. And it feels good. Though since you've gone so long without it, I don't think it'd be that bad of an idea to keep on not fapping. You're clearly getting by well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 01:44:56 No.18705849 Report

Quoted By: >>18705874

>>18705456
I've never masturbated either. It's a combination of being too OCD to deal with semen and not being large enough to grip my dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 01:46:49 No.18705874 Report

Quoted By: >>18705906

>>18705849
I have to ask because I'm honestly confused. Are you saying your dick is too big, or your hands are too small?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 01:49:31 No.18705906 Report

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>>18705874
I meant my dick is too small to grab, if I tried to masturbate I'd have to sort of poke it

Marc-Andre 2621-3915-7967

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Marc-Andre 2621-3915-7967 Tue 01 Apr 2014 01:49:47 No.18705909 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 02:05:23 No.18706090 Report

Quoted By: >>18706212

>>18705431
are you... are you me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 02:10:22 No.18706141 Report

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>>18705834
>Guys who don't fap have girlfriends and I don't

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Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 02:16:45 No.18706212 Report

Quoted By: >>18706279

>>18706090
Probably not. What was it that broke you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 02:18:28 No.18706229 Report

Quoted By: >>18706273 >>18706287

>>18705834
>i have a gf :^) so i dont fap :^)

implying that guys with girlfriends dont fap

you dont even need to be excited, you just do it out of boredom, because you cant sleep or because you are alone and have nothing better to do

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Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 02:21:38 No.18706273 Report

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>>18706229
>implying I implied that
>implying implications

It just doesn't seem like a worthwhile activity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 02:22:10 No.18706278 Report

Quoted By: >>18706306

>>18705456
Sorry, I have to ask. How old are you? If you don't respond I'll assume underage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 02:22:09 No.18706279 Report

Quoted By: >>18706427

>>18706212
vulpix
When I'm looking at it everything feels so normal. Then I go out during the day and I think "what the fuck is wrong with me?" and then I go home and just look at it again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 02:22:49 No.18706287 Report

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>>18706229
He didn't say that you fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 02:24:25 No.18706306 Report

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>>18706278
20, as of this year

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Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 02:36:36 No.18706427 Report

Quoted By: >>18706494 >>18706515

>>18706279
Ah. It was Raichu for me.

I kind of beat myself up over it for a day or two, then stopped caring, 'cause it felt good. I still say to myself "man, this is fucked up" every once in a while when I finish, but then I shrug it off right away. It's just kind of been a thing for me for years now at this point.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 02:40:39 No.18706463 Report

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>all these Emolga pics
I'm so Proud of you /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 02:43:31 No.18706494 Report

Quoted By: >>18706851 >>18706877

>>18706427
I know exactly what you mean.
At this point in life all I really want is real girl who likes the same fucked up shit I like, because I don't see myself stopping any time soon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 02:44:59 No.18706515 Report

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>>18706427
Nobody should feel bad about having any fetish. Since most people masturbate, chances are most have a fetish that others would find strange. Paradoxically, having a weird fetish might be normal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 03:14:41 No.18706851 Report

Quoted By: >>18706877

>>18706494
It's true, you can't stop.

My first Pokefap was in 2010. I still get off to this stuff at least a couple times a week.

I still sorta hate myself because of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 03:16:53 No.18706877 Report

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>>18706494
>>18706851
Its a small world, isn't?

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