Hello /vp/,

I have spent about three hours on this board, and I would like to say that I feel worse off as human being due to this experience. You people are quite honestly the scum of the earth. The only website worse I've ever had the displeasure to peruse has been StromFront, and even then, there's something less utterly gag-worthy about their site. Probably because StormFront is only trafficked by the most vile, but 4chan, as horrible as it is in general, is above even this. I have never felt more disgusted; this website is a textual cornucopia of self-serving ignorance, bigotry, pseudo-scepticism and projection. Whether it be the metagame, being "Karenfag", conspiracy theories or unabashed furryporn, you never fail to outdo yourselves in general idiocy. I believe you people and your beliefs are half-baked, removed from reality, externally incoherent; untenable. But you require this outlet. This is how you express your most repugnant and basal instincts, your views couldn't survive in the open market place of ideas where such debilitating nonsense would immediately be scrutinised and as such disabused by anyone who could, as most human beings intuitively can, detect even the most obvious of logical fallacies. In short, this is a board of cowards. To every Nazi, manchild, karenfag, Smogonfag, furry, DeviantArt user, , et cetera, I hope you one day move on from this edgy phase of your life wherein you seriously advocate these defunct and indefensible, atrocious ideologies, that history has and still proves abandoned for good reason. This is less a plea and more a Public Service Announcement. To the right is an image of the lower jaw of a man afflicted with mouth cancer. I feel it characterises this image board perfectly.

And so I say goodbye /vp/, each of you individual posters may decide what to make of my post, how to contextualise, compartmentalise, re-address or complain. I hope only you are persuaded, maybe not immediately, to eventually mature.